State Surplus Store Has Your Dangerous Snow Globes, Belts
Need a knife? A snow globe? A grenade-shaped belt buckle? Someone may have left one for you at a Texas airport.
The Austin American-Statesman reports that the Texas state surplus store offers various airport contraband for low, low prices.
Transportation Security Agency (TSA) security excesses of the past five years have increased the quantity of useless, verboten crap such as the aforementioned sharp, liquid-filled, or threateningly-shaped objects. The store also sells forgotten airport items like bowling balls and stuffed animals, as well as unwanted odds and ends like state trooper cars and office furniture.
Perhaps more to the point, the article notes that:
In 2010, [Texas's] general fund was enriched $300,000 by the storefront's sales…In its own small way, the stuff travelers leave behind is helping ease the state's financial woes.
The TSA and the Republic of Texas don't always get along so smoothly, but this arrangement seems to be working out for everyone—except people who want to a snow globe souvenir of their trip to Texas. Only time will tell how many rogue pocket knives it takes to cure Texas's $15-25 billion deficit.
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Awesome! I can actually get out there this weekend. Christmas come early!
So the snow globes were fully tested and vetted for explosive material and compounds before the sold them back to the public, right?
Because if they weren't, then the TSA just tacitly addmitted its procedures are utter bullshit.
The fact that all of these weapons of mass destruction haven't been destroyed by the bomb squad leads one to suspect that the TSA is either incompetent or full of shit.
..."leads one to suspect that the TSA is either incompetent or full of shit."
How about both? Can we go for that?
"the stuff travelers leave behind"
Miss your flight and you get to keep your stuff - otherwise we'll steal it. Doesn't sound the same as leaving the stuff behind.
Threadjack:
It appears that Lulzsec has just released a torrent with pillaged files from AZ police departments showing a bunch of shit. Now I'm not one to floss their torrent but I'm sure that someone 'round these parts might be interested in that.
http://m.boingboing.net/2011/0.....l#comments
Floss their torrent lolololol
If I condone this thread jack, is it still a thread jack?
dear lucy texas has no deficit the state gov has less money than it wants to spend and cant borrow willy nilly i find this completely satisfactory its one of the reasons i will never leave texas
dear rob texas has 27 billion deficit an also a debt of 81 billion as of 2010 this is one reason texas is hype i will leave texas as soon as california implodes kthxbai
Ignore those misanthropes; this is really important: the possessive of Texas (according to the AP) is Texas', not Texas's. You're welcome.
I would like to add that I enjoyed your compound modifiers ("grenade-shaped belt", "threateningly-shaped objects") but I wish someone had edited the piece ("people who want to a snow-globe souvenir"). Not that it matters. It's only language, and most of us are lower apes.
the possessive of Texas (according to the AP) is Texas', not Texas's.
Notwithstanding the AP's preference, either one is acceptable though most authorities prefer the s's form.
It's a good thing most of us aren't using a telegraph and can afford to ignore the AP's incorrect rules.
Living in Texas for 17 years, I've never heard it pronounced "Texas's", only "Texas'"
If we are to rely on Texans to teach us the pronunciation of anything in English we are in big trouble.
Smahl when you say that, pardner.
Seriously though, unless I missed something the discussion above pertained to written punctuation and not the spoken word. The latter is a matter of vernacular and that being the case, Texans pronouncing the possessive of "Texas" as "Texas" is perfectly legitimate. FWIW, I've never heard it pronounced as anything but "Texas's" - but then, I've never been in Texas.
ok it seems that you are super smart i know that when when they stop cutting the budget itll be eleventybillion in deficit so there
lucy i didnt want to get in a pissing match about the deficit but it seems unrelated to the question of tsa policies or some braindead bearucrat thinking its a good idea to sell confiscated items or the proper use of grammar
Chirp.
Pissing match? With a girl? You're kidding, right?
I've known some girls who could piss circles around the likes of you.
Tulpa, would those girls be the ones who had bigger dicks than the likes of you?
That this merchandise stolen from the public is sold back to the public is simply outrageous! Texas should give the stuff to the homeless.
Yeah, we need more snow globes, dammit!
what make you think the homeless want your snow globes?
Rosebud!
On second thought, we'll take DeMornay.
Don't worry guys; the TSA is "addressing" its policy on patting down children.
So they're going to pester the parents more to let them Rapiscan the kids, and then pat them down only if the parents remain stiffnecked. Hooray for smartness, I guess.
TSA: Toward Smarter Authoritarianism
NICE!
TSA = thousands sexually assaulted
give security officers more options for resolving screening anomalies with young children
"Who wants a lollipop? OK, spread your legs ...."
Yet another symptom of your American disposable consumer culture.
People are really enjoying addressing me by name in these comments. Which would be less creepy if people did it more in real life.
So what do they call you in real life?
Mostly they just gesture.
Transportation Security Agency (TSA) security excesses of the past five years have increased the quantity of useless, verboten crap such as the aforementioned sharp, liquid-filled, or threateningly-shaped objects
What's useless about pocket knives?
so i wont call you lucy ill just call you shithead
oh you're charming.
What kind of jackass buys a snowglobe souvenir in Texas?
The same guy that buys flip flops and tanning oil in Alaska..
"Someone may have left one for you at a Texas airport."
Another way to put it might be "receiving stolen goods".
Obviously something you can't do every time, but if you ever have to give up something to get on a plane, destroy it if you can.
Pour it out?break it?.bend it?.step on it and crack it?throw it in the trash?.anything to make the item worthless.
I sold all of my snow globes to Mr. House.
Anybody in Texas want to call up the police and anonymously report that you know of a store selling stolen goods?
This information is useful to us.That is very kind of you to write this share for us, thanks a lot.
I wonder how long it will be before they open one of these stores at the airport