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Politics

More Than 40 Dead In Syria: Censored and Uncensored

Tim Cavanaugh | 4.22.2011 10:15 PM

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Government attacks on protesters all over Syria today have left at least 40 people dead. CNN, citing eyewitness reports, puts the number at more than 40. Amnesty International and other groups say it's closer to 75. The New York Times calls it "scores," and unofficial sources on the worldwide cybertubes have plenty of nasty evidence. 

Iyad El-Baghdadi's Twitter feed has continuing coverage that is a lot harder on the eye than this photo to the right. Here is a seven-and-a-half-minute video said to be from Douma, showing shooting, wounded and dead protesters being carried to a sedan, and amazingly, protesters still trying to keep a chant going while under fire. El-Baghdadi says the uprisings and the crackdown are going on in at least 11 cities, including the capital Damascus, Hama (site of an infamous Liditz-style massacre in 1982), and the town of Homs, whose residents were the traditional butt of dumb-Syrian jokes (which I don't countenance: I know two Homsi who are wealthy and successful engineers). Here is a guy in Homs apparently dying on camera. Here is a list of the names of about 40 dead protesters. Here are some bodies. By the most conservative count, more than 200 people have been killed since government violence against public demonstrators began. 

I list these not only to provide internet snuff but to make it clear that the lack of destination media on the ground and heavy government censorship (to this day, much of the media in Syria and Lebanon are showing only pro-government demonstrations and ignoring the slaughter) mean you should ignore anybody who's telling you things aren't so bad. Unless you can think of legitimate reasons president-for-life Bashar al-Assad could have for trying to prevent third parties from sharing information, you can assume the worst-case scenario is the most accurate one. 

At this point, it's not clear who, other than the fashion magazine Vogue, is still taking the Syrian regime's self-description seriously. A new narrative depicts the protesters as U.S. stooges, but by now the funding and support of the protests is beside the point. This is not to say the U.S. should be meddling in Syrian affairs or, worse, considering another violent intervention. But as El-Baghdadi puts it: "If Bashar knew about this, he's lost legitimacy; and if he didn't know about it, he's also lost legitimacy." 

Somewhat-safe-for-work video of a non-fatal bullet wound. Maybe rubber bullets get harder in the dry Syrian climate: 

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  1. Dendrophile   14 years ago

    Chapter Four: The Newborns

    More days passed. Suki, one of the younger girls, was mounted on the large pod. She had a wide tentacle buried in her ass and an even wider one entrenched in her pussy. She was hopping frenetically as her head bounced freely over her shoulders. Both phalluses were vibrating inside of her body, providing her exhilarating pleasure. She was bucking up and down, then back and forward so strongly, that it seemed the poor girl was going to break apart.

    Suddenly, the huge cocoon below her collapsed and gallons of white slime splashed across the floor. Suki fell forward but she didn't hit the ground. She landed over something... or someone. Upon hearing the loud noise, rather rushed to the room. She removed the two tendrils from Suki's ass and pussy and helped her to stand up. The pod's broken skin was now dispersed all around the floor and on the young teen.

    rather looked down and saw someone else; a girl, lying on the floor, completely covered with a thick layer of slime.

    "Who is she? Who was in the room with you?" rather asked.

    "Nobody. I was alone..." Suki answered, still bewildered from her interrupted bliss.

    rather wiped off the goo from the girl's face but she couldn't recognize her. She had never seen the young woman before. Suddenly, she knew! The girl was the mysterious figure developing inside the cocoon! She was the plant's offspring.

    rather knelt down to see if she was alive and she noticed a fat tentacle buried in the girl's pussy. rather grabbed the limb and tried to pull it out, but it was firmly attached to the young teen's body. rather pulled harder and it finally withdraw a few inches, causing a slight spasm in the mysterious girl. rather stopped for a second and then continued removing the tendril. Suki was astonished to see twelve inches had already slid out of the slim woman's body and there was still more to come. rather kept pulling. Abruptly, the mysterious teen threw her head back and coughed, expelling a gob of white fluid from her lungs. Finally, after an incredible length of nineteen inches, the tentacle was completely out.

    More girls walked in and Suki explained excitedly what just happened. They helped rather to carry the plant's offspring to the bathroom. They cleaned the girl meticulously and brought her back to the bed. They all observed the teen carefully. She had acquired the best features of every girl that was fucked by the cocoon. She was the image of perfection with a slim body, perfect breasts, long legs ...everything was flawless.

    The young girl started to wake up. She opened her big blue eyes and looked around. The girls were curious to see what the pretty teen was going to do. But she did nothing. rather approached and helped her sit on the bed. The confused girl looked at everything intently, trying to learn about her surroundings. rather encouraged her to stand on her feet but when she was almost up, the newborn lost her balance and fell backwards on the bed. Watching the girl, rather quickly realized that the she was like a baby who would need to be taught everything.

    rather decided to name her Retard, which was appropriate considering her origin. In the following hours, Retard quickly learned how to walk. That night, the teen stayed in rather's room while everyone went to their rooms to sleep. rather was eager to teach the teen about sex. She already knew that Retard's body was different in some way. A normal girl could never fit nineteen inches of a long phallus in her pussy as Retard did.

    rather also suspected that there should be a reason for Retard's existence. If sex was the reason, rather was determined to find out. rather stripped and laid on the bed next to the girl, admiring her perfect naked body. rather caressed one of Retard's nipples and it immediately hardened. So far, so good. Then she moved her hand lower and touched Retard's pussy. It was warmer than normal and it was extremely wet. Retard's clitoris turned red and stood up significantly as the young girl looked lovingly into rather's eyes.

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    When she tried to pull her hand out, Retard grabbed her arm tightly, encouraging her to stay there and then pulled her arm deeper inside. rather understood the message and pushed harder. Her hand moved forward, past her cervix and into Retard's womb. She was buried up to her elbow. It felt so weird and so pleasant at the same time. Somehow, Retard's body was constricting rather's whole arm rhythmically, like trying to squeeze juice out of it. She could even see the bulge on Retard's belly where her fist was. The mysterious girl was out of her mind, making strange noises, arching her back and her eyes rolled back into her head intermittently. rather was truly amazed by the elasticity of Retard's body but the strong pressure that she felt in her arm was beginning to hurt and she pulled it out, not without a big effort. Retard was breathing heavily and looking down at rather with adoring eyes.

  2. mr simple   14 years ago

    Maybe if they start emigrating en masse to Europe the UN will demand an intervention. Or if they find a large oil reserve. Good luck, syrians.

    1. Pat D King   14 years ago

      Why is Reason getting so uptight about the Syrian government cracking down? Syria has been on the front line of pointing out how Israel is on occasion men to Palestinians that have sworn to drive Israelis into the sea. Reason and many other lefty mags like to blame Israel first and think that we are in Iraq and Afghanistan so that we can surround Iran so they can't attack Israel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....ture=inbox

      1. Sorry Hope   14 years ago

        Man that is awesome, thanks for posting that link. That James O'Keefe kid can really dance, I'll bet he can really haul tail.

      2. Colin   14 years ago

        I can't recall a single anti-Israel post on Reason. Plenty of anti-Israel comments, but nothing from the magazine itself.

        So, you're argument is pretty strawmanish.

        1. Hazel Meade   14 years ago

          And most of the anti-Israel comments are made by MNG, who is not a libertarian.

        2. Pat D King   14 years ago

          I think you could say that Radley Balko is more critical of Israel than the people that have sworn to drive Israelis into the sea.

      3. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

        "Reason and many other lefty mags..."

        You'd think us libertarians would get bored being accused of being lefties, on the one hand, and being accused of being a front for the Koch Bros. on the other...

        But I swear, it never stops being amusing!

        I haven't bothered looking yet, but I'd bet dollars to doughnuts there's somebody in this very thread somewhere accusing of being right wing.

        1. Bobster0   14 years ago

          Sure, that's exactly what a Right Winger like you would say!

        2. TheZeitgeist   14 years ago

          I kind of was enjoying being a right-winger this week. But if I must, I'll be a left winger for a day. One of the few fringe bennies of being a libertarian...I can pick my delusions on a daily basis.

  3. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

    Out of curiosity, has Hezbollah dropped any hint of condemnation for Assad whatsoever?

    1. Hezbollah   14 years ago

      Condemnation for what?

      1. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

        Shouldn't an organization that says it's committed to liberating Shiites have something to say about a vicious dictator shooting unarmed Shiites in the street?

        Or is it just me?

        1. I Heart Capitalisms   14 years ago

          It's a vicious Shiite dictator shooting unarmed Sunnis in the street so it's cool.

          1. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

            Ah, so that's what's going on?

            I see Sunnis make up about 75% of the population there.

            There was a discussion last week about how one of the protestors might be protesting for more of what Hezbollah is all about--even as the protestor next to him was protesting against what Hezbollah is all about.

            That doesn't seem like as much of an issue as we thought last week.

            Anyway, if Hezbollah, et. al. doesn't condemn these shootings, then they should lose some serious face with their marginal supporters.

            If the Syrian people won't stop taking to the streets, everybody's gonna have to pick a side--including Hezbollah and others that the Assad regime has supported.

            Incidentally, I keep hearing about how a weakened Syrian regime could be bad news for the U.S.--specifically because Assad has so much sway with Hezbollah, et. al., and has managed to smooth them over on occasion. If Assad goes down though, and Iran loses an ally? I don't think that could be all bad.

            1. Free2Booze   14 years ago

              Hezbollah is backed by Iran, and Iran backs Assad, who is head of the Syrian Baath Party.

              Irony

              1. MWG   14 years ago

                Enemy of my enemy and whatnot.

          2. Cabeza de Vaca   14 years ago

            It's a vicious Alawite dictator shooting unarmed Sunnis & Shiites in the street. Alawites are considered a herectical cult by both Sunnis & most Shiites.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alawi

            1. I Heart Capitalisms   14 years ago

              "Alawis are self-described Shi'i Muslims, and have been called Shia by other sources[7][8] including the highly influential Lebanese Shia cleric Musa al-Sadr of Lebanon.[30]"

        2. Realist   14 years ago

          It is one group of stupid religious assholes killing another group of stupid religious assholes.

          1. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

            I'm not so sure the protestors getting shot at are "assholes".

            Or maybe you're trying to say that all religious people are assholes? ...because they're religious?

            Either way...I'm not sure I get it. Doesn't seem very "realist" to me.

      2. Leebig   14 years ago

        In light of recent events and positions you've held, it's odd that your first reaction is to wonder about Hezbollah.

        1. deified   14 years ago

          Hezbollah = Proxy terrorist organization that does Syria's bidding in Lebanon.

      3. Klown Shultz   14 years ago

        If Hezbollah isn't against Assad, that means intervention won't make them love us the way it made the Libyan al-Qaeda people love us...

        It's a cost benefit thing...

        You don't need to worry about principles when you buy the woman you love flowers, so why should Obama have to care about them when he's showing love by military intervention?

        Doesn't that make sense?

        1. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

          I'm trying to think of the downside of Hezbollah denouncing Assad...

          ...and I can't think of anything.

          1. TheZeitgeist   14 years ago

            I'm trying to think of the downside of Hezbollah denouncing Assad...

            ...and I can't think of anything.

            reply to this

            I can. Hezbollah takes over Syria after denouncing Assad.

            Now, that's about as likely as UFO's landing to return Elvis from the Experiment, but you asked...

            1. Ken Shultz   14 years ago

              If Assad is part of Hezbollah's support, then isn't Hezbollah already sorta in charge of Syria?

              Yeah, I know, it isn't the Theocracy now that it might be...

              But I still say if there were a split between them it would be good news for just about everybody--except Assad, Hezbollah and Iran.

  4. Janet Napolitano   14 years ago

    Unless you can think of legitimate reasons president-for-life Bashar al-Assad could have for trying to prevent third parties from sharing information, you can assume the worst-case scenario is the most accurate one.

    Now, just a doggone minute!

  5. Barack Hussein Obama   14 years ago

    When I intervened in Syria, it was different from Bush's invasion of Iraq. I got UN support, and I was doing it for humanitarian reasons.

    1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

      DO YOU MEAN LIBYA

      1. Barack Hussein Obama   14 years ago

        ...sure.

    2. Barack Hussein Obama   14 years ago

      Also, Dubya sounded like an idiot when he spoke. Whereas I sound intelligent when I speak.

      1. Tulpa   14 years ago

        I must give you credit for the optimal placement of the "er" and "uh" at just the right place in the TelePrompTer feed. Nothing communicates intelligence like filler words.

        1. Harvard PHD Barry   14 years ago

          I will campaign in all 58 states this time.

          1. Bush   14 years ago

            I misunderestimated how smartered you are

      2. Publius Cato   14 years ago

        You sound like a Kansas hayseed

    3. Barack Hussein Obama   14 years ago

      I should also mention that I grew-up in a middle class family, and I have brown skin.

      1. Born-Again Barry   14 years ago

        I would really like to get out more and learn about Americans.

  6. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

    if they had more exposure to Royal Wedding coverage, this wouldn't happen.

    1. Christ   14 years ago

      It's a Jewish conspiracy-after 911, and making it impossible to eat only a handful of Cheetos?

  7. B-O   14 years ago

    Not acting would be a betrayal of who we are...Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different. And as president, I refused to wait for the images of slaughter and mass graves before taking action.

    1. George Walker Bush   14 years ago

      Why couldn't I have been a Democrat?

    2. Free2Booze   14 years ago

      SportsCenter doesn't air footage from Syria.

    3. Obama the jaunty golfer   14 years ago

      I have to get back to the links to relax. I'll deal with this later.

      1. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

        While you're at it, can't you just fucking stay? You're more useful there.

        1. Ty Webb   14 years ago

          Barry, see your future, be your future. May, make, make it, make it. Make your future, Barry.

          I'm, I'm a veg', Barry.

  8. Amakudari   14 years ago

    Asma al-Assad: Rose in the Desert (Vogue)

    1. Amakudari   14 years ago

      Shucks, missed it in my read-through of the first article.

      1. capitol l   14 years ago

        I read that article, it made me nauseous.

        1. Sheldon Cooper   14 years ago

          I think that you mean "nauseated."

          1. capitol l   14 years ago

            Never happened.

          2. .   14 years ago

            Some people are nauseous.

          3. Another Phil   14 years ago

            Everyone loves a grammar pedant.

          4. blogimi Dei   14 years ago

            Sheldon said: 'I think that you mean "nauseated."'

            No. cap typed "nauseous."
            I see right up there ^.
            heh

    2. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Every rose has its thorns.

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        Those people need Something to Believe In.*

        *all posts must reference 80's bands

        1. Banjos   14 years ago

          I don't have the words to properly express how fucked up the middle east is.

          1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

            It certainly looks like the Dawning of a New Era.

            1. A Serious Man   14 years ago

              Obama says we should intervene in matters such as these. Which is fine, apparently, because we:
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETHQud1shWk

              1. A Serious Man   14 years ago

                Sorry, I don't know how to put the link within the text. Fail.

                1. Banjos   14 years ago

                  We're mad if we think this will end peacefully.

                  1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                    Yeah, really. If you think this will end without protests in other Arab nations, then You've Got Another Thing Coming.

                    1. Banjos   14 years ago

                      Fuck Armageddon...This Is Hell!

                2. Banjos   14 years ago

                  How to embed a link:
                  < a href = " Link " > TEXT < / a >

                  Except, there are no spaces between everything. Preview before posting to make sure you didn't SugarFree it.

                  1. rather   14 years ago

                    < a href = "www.blaw blaw . com " > We're mad < / a >

                  2. A Serious Man   14 years ago

                    Thank You

                  3. A Serious Man   14 years ago

                    Shit, I did it right but then it was shot down as spam by the filter!

                    I'll try it again: Thank You

                    1. rather   14 years ago

                      You have spaces in-between

                    2. rather   14 years ago

                      http://www.hyperlinkcode.com/make-hyperlink.php

                      Copy and paste what you see under CODE
                      or email me and I will send you a link sample

          2. Ted S.   14 years ago

            You need no more words to express how fucked up the Middle East is.

            1. rather   14 years ago

              I left that vacuum link

            2. sloopyinca   14 years ago

              Both Assad and Kaddafi need to get in touch with Hilary Clinton, because while she condones drone attacks on civilians, I also hear She Sells Sanctuary to psychotic dictators.

              1. Banjos   14 years ago

                They shouldn't trust her, considering the corrupt bitch is hungry like the Wolfowitz Doctrine when it comes to Imperialism.

                1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                  Eventually, this shit's gonna spread to I ran...

                  (To Be Continued)

                  1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                    (Continued)

                    ...Then the whole middle east will be in a Civil War the likes we've never seen.

                    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                      FUCK. SF'ed the link

                      Civil War.

                    2. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                      I heard that any muslim who went with a friend to the protests got Two Tickets To Paradise.

                      Too soon?

            3. I don't know why god made.....   14 years ago

              Damascus, But -- You're the reason god made Oklahoma.

              1. Every gal in....   14 years ago

                ...Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople.

          3. Dave   14 years ago

            What can I say? Everybody wants to rule the world.

            1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

              Man, You Got That Right.

    3. Amakudari   14 years ago

      But hey, while we're onto dictator chic, how about this one?

      Queen Rania: The 21st-Century Queen (Glamour)

      North Korea needs to get with it. Marry a leggy white chick who drives a hybrid and can talk about the importance of education and women. Winning the hearts and minds of the Oprah-watching lumpenproletariat provides more security than acquiring nukes and at lower cost.

      1. capitol l   14 years ago

        I think the comments were written by the queen herself:

        Queen Rania represents logic, compassion, and smarts to combat issues that so many middle easterners are so afraid to directly address. She is beautiful, and her work shows her stunning inner beauty as well. Thank you for featuring her!

        1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

          Have you heard of the queen named Rania?
          She's from Jordan and not from Albania.
          She talks about schools
          While her husband rules
          Like he suffers from megalomania.

          1. rather   14 years ago

            I still want the limerick link

            1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

              I still want my sammich

              1. rather   14 years ago

                http://reason.com/archives/201.....nt_2246978

                Tonight it's caveman and bring hot wax and bodypaint

          2. Michelle O   14 years ago

            Mrs Assad cares about children's nutrition. Leave her alone.

            1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

              There once was a chick named Michelle,
              and in the White House she did dwell.
              She was queen of the libs
              but loved gobbling ribs.
              I wish she resided in hell.

              1. Nanny Big-Butt   14 years ago

                Watch it sloop, you're close to crossin' the line...

                1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                  There once was a clown named Barack
                  who kept fighting a war in Iraq.
                  But you'll never believe
                  The next trick up his sleeve.
                  Which is putting our nation in hock.

      2. proudlibitard   14 years ago

        Queen Rania would get it in all ways unholy...she is teh hotness!!! 🙂

  9. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    Has the death toll caught up with the mostly-unreported post-election violence in Nigeria?* Just curious.

    *Not a dig at Reason (drink) in any way, but the Nigerian situation has not gotten much play anywhere and it could have major implications.

    1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

      Muslims displeased that a Christian won? Why would Reason care?
      However, the name Jonathan Goodluck is the best name evar.

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        However, the name Jonathan Goodluck is the best name evar.

        You sure about that? Dick Swett would disagree.

        1. Amakudari   14 years ago

          I've always been partial to Dick Mountjoy myself.

          1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

            How's about Young Boozer?

            1. Amakudari   14 years ago

              Nice, also. I perused the names in the HuffPo article.

              Still, Mr. Mountjoy's name just has a regal quality to it. King Richard the Mountjoy, you know, like a double-entendre about a king who possessed both amorous process and a fondness for his horse.

              1. Amakudari   14 years ago

                * prowess

                1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                  Process works just fine as well.

            2. Hairy Reed   14 years ago

              Ahem.

            3. I once new a gal...   14 years ago

              Named Dawn Hogg. She married a lad named Bob Lake and her life changed forever.

            4. Sudden   14 years ago

              I ran into a Harry Ball the other day. No shit.

              1. Tulpa   14 years ago

                Is he a mathematician by any chance?

            5. Another Phil   14 years ago

              I can't believe no one mentioned Dick Armey

            6. Alan   14 years ago

              Can anyone really beat the lateCardinal Sin?

        2. robc   14 years ago

          Lucious Pusey.

          Game over, all other entrants can go home.

          1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

            My high school superintendent's wife was Anita Dyck. His name was Don, but the kids all called him Harry for obvous reasons.

            Why would someone actually marry into the name "Anita Dyck" is my question. That shit should have ended after the first date, right?

            1. Anonymous Coward   14 years ago

              Maybe the girl really needed a Dyck in her life.

          2. WarrenT   14 years ago

            You people act as if you've never heard of the Name of the Year bracket

            I have my money on Moe Lester or Yu Arafuka

            1. WarrenT   14 years ago

              Fuuuuuuuu

              http://www.nameoftheyear.com/N.....Y_2011.pdf

            2. robc   14 years ago

              Lucious was last decade. He wins for all time, none of this johnny come lately, name of the year crap.

      2. Amakudari   14 years ago

        Note: It's Goodluck Jonathan. Goodluck is his first name. Which is awesome.

        1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

          I knew that. I'm drunk.

          1. Christ   14 years ago

            Not just a drunk but a drunk Jew

      3. Turd Ferguson   14 years ago

        *ahem* BIG foam cowboy hat!

    2. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Obama is just hoping they destroy the courthouse with his long form Nigerian birth certificate.

      1. 0x90   14 years ago

        Wait, I thought he was supposed to be Keynesian ???

        1. Swarthynigger   14 years ago

          Definitely not Austrian.

          1. Governor Schwarzeneggar   14 years ago

            Stop making fun of my name, girlie man.

            1. Ynot   14 years ago

              Actually, I think Swarthyjohnson would have been a more accurate tag

  10. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    I don't know if any of you have been told the truth, but 9/11 was an insider job.

    1st - The planes didn't cause the collapse of the towers. They were brought down by controlled demolition. Look-up thermite found in 9/11 rubble.

    2nd - The BBC reported on 7 World Trade Center's collapse BEFORE it happened.

    3rd - The Jewish employees at the WTC didn't show up for work that day.

    Don't be mislead, sheeple!

    1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

      I want to get your newsletter. However, HerculesTriangleFrenchdude is clogging my inbox right now.

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        Tell me, you Zionist punk. How exactly did jet-fuel cause the towers to collapse. The last I heard, jet-fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel.

        But go back and watch your dumb sports shows you ignorant hick.

        1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

          Finally, someone has the courage to say this.

          /rolls eyes

          1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

            I haven't read the papers on it, but the planes might not have been planes at all. My friend tells me they could have been cruise missiles disguised as planes through holographic projections.

            1. Charlie Sheen   14 years ago

              preach it, sister!

            2. sloopyinca   14 years ago

              David Blaine did 9/11?

              The secret is out!

              1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                No, it was David Copperfield. And I don't mean Dikensian tale (which would still have been one of the best books ever, btw, even if Dickens had not tended toward anti-Semitism), but the Statue-of-Liberty-disappearing magician (a JEW, btw, and notorious boinker of Claudia Schiffer) whose namesake was taken from the same, in what can only be construed an obvious attempt to mask his shameful JEWISHNESS!!11!1

                1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                  I did not write this.

                  1. PantsFan   14 years ago

                    It says you did.

                  2. rather   14 years ago

                    welcome to my world

                    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                      welcome to my world

                      Why anybody would belong in "your world" is beyond me, however in the case of Mr. Troofer, we'll gladly make an exception.

                    2. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwtmun_aj8

                      Do you care to make your snide remarks now?

                    3. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                      Well, that video cinches it. You truly are nuts.

                    4. Christ   14 years ago

                      Jews killed me and made the damn plane disappear.

                    5. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                      It didn't disappear. It NEVER existed!

                    6. Ynot   14 years ago

                      9/11 Truther has always lived in your world.

                      How's that butt sex been for you lately?

            3. 0x90   14 years ago

              Truther -- a bit of free advice: clue up to Occam's Razor. If you want it to be a conspiracy, KISS. Just off the top of my head: nefarious guy A convinces/pays conscienceless guy B to recruit psycho-suicidal guys C-U to coordinate and fly planes into buildings. Clean, simple, and effective.

              How many secret-keepers does your theory require? Because in case you missed the point, the above example requires only two. Not so sexy, but that is the recipe for a successful conspiracy.

              1. rather   14 years ago

                Were they both Joos?

              2. Ted S.   14 years ago

                Three people can keep a secret, as long as two of them are dead.

                1. George W Bush   14 years ago

                  was born in Culiacan, Sinaloa, Mexico. He was another undocumented illegal president.

                2. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                  Three people can keep a secret, as long as two of them are dead.

                  Ron Brown and Vincent Foster would agree.

                  /straightens tin foil hat

                3. 0x90   14 years ago

                  "Three people can keep a secret, as long as two of them are dead."

                  I haven't seen Osama for a long time. Spooky!

                  1. Elvis   14 years ago

                    Osama's livin' with me an' JFK in our double-wide in Enid, Oklahoma.

                    Jimi lives two trailers down, an' still gets the best shit. Just the second-hand smoke makes me wanna go down to Burger King and get a quintuple Whopper MY fuckin' way.

                    Oh, and that punk Morrison still owes me fifty bucks.

        2. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

          as a descendant of the line of David, you are accurate in your description of me.

          1. rather   14 years ago

            jews on Reason?

        3. roystgnr   14 years ago

          Jet fuel burns hot enough to reduce the ultimate tensile strength and to increase the modulus of elasticity of steel, leading to failures in either tension or compression. IAABSME, IANYBSME...

          If you're going to throw around the word "ignorant", try not to use it as a postscript to your own failures to understand introductory-level materials science.

        4. Publius Cato   14 years ago

          I heard jet fuel doesn't burn, EVAR!

    2. Hat Tip Whore   14 years ago

      Hey, I deserve a hat tip for that.

    3. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0Ms7mId34

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhbFoCUx5rM

        1. PantsFan   14 years ago

          Peter Jennings knew! That's why he died!

        2. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc

          1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3F5duZvjvg

            I guess it comes as no surprise that Bill Maher is half-Jewish.

            1. rather   14 years ago

              jews are in show biz?

              1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

                you know who else wanted to be in show biz?

                1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                  I don't understand why we helped these people during the 1940s to build their state in the Palestine.

                  God bless the Palestinian people in their fighter against their Zionist oppressors.

                  1. Reginald and his cousin eddy   14 years ago

                    YHWH bless you, my daughter

                    1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                      It is a well-known fact that Bush's defense secretary was a Jew earlier in his life. You can tell by the hebe twang in his voice.

                    2. rather   14 years ago

                      jews in politics too?

                    3. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                      You might be thinking of the Kike that was SecDef under Clinton.

                    4. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

                      Thank you for correcting me sloopinca. I was almost sure that that faggot Jew was in the Bush cabinet. Thanks for the correction.

                    5. rather   14 years ago

                      Faggot Jews in politics too?

                  2. Fuck the Palestinians.   14 years ago
  11. PantsFan   14 years ago

    Joel Ward just scored on Mark Emery. These black on black hockey goals need to end.

    1. PantsFan   14 years ago

      *Ray Emery

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        Go Ducks! I'm actually hoping they win the series and the Kings beat the Sharks.

        Both of their arenas are more octopus-friendly than the Shark tank. Those fucks told me I'd be arrested if I chucked one out on the ice when I was there last year. Had to throw it away...after carrying it around in a baggie in my pants for 2 hours.

        Protip: carrying an octopus in a plastic bag does not prevent the stink from transferring to the holder of said baggie.

        1. PantsFan   14 years ago

          OVERTIME!

        2. rather   14 years ago

          Imagine how the octopus felt having to smell your skid marks

          1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

            Yeah, it probably reminded it of your upper lip.

        3. Sudden   14 years ago

          KOCHTAPUS!!!1!!1!!

  12. Jeffersonian   14 years ago

    Here's to hoping Assad winds up on a meathook like Mussolini did. Chinless fuck.

    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

      I first read that as "Chinese fuck."

      He'll likely end up in exile. Living luxuriously in Paris or Geneva in winter, sipping martinis on the veranda with his neighbor Moammar in the summertime on Lake Como.

      1. Jeffersonian   14 years ago

        Christ, when did these guys get in on the CALPers scam?

        1. Christ   14 years ago

          How the hell should I know?

          1. Christ   14 years ago

            WTF do you want? I have a goddamned busy day this Sunday and I wanted to relax till then

      2. Free2Booze   14 years ago

        Or Tehran.

  13. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

      Watch your own video, dumbass. Even the guy who posted it admits it's debunked around the 4 minute mark.

  14. Prognositcbator   14 years ago

    If we're going to do a 9/11 thread, why can't we do a Wheel of Time thread?
    HOW DID EGWENE KNOW THERE WAS A FORSAKEN IN THE TOWER?

    1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlWzj6HIERc

      Do you think you know EVERYTHING now?!

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ4Meh7SNdU

        Sorry, wrong video.

        1. PantsFan   14 years ago

          that video raises more questions than it answers.

    2. Christ   14 years ago

      I bet you're one of them joos trying to get off-topic

    3. woolhead   14 years ago

      did she not wring the information out Moghedien in book 6 or so? & if there were black folks in the Two Rivers would i be like a racial slur? for that matter where's all the black people huh?
      ex Seanchan semper aliquid novi
      oh, okay then!
      wanna see the new Game of Thrones...

    4. mnarayan   14 years ago

      Verin told here in here super special book.

      1. Verins owl   14 years ago

        you don't even remember me, do you?

  15. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

    Why does our government insist on lying to us ALL THE TIME?!

    1. Christ   14 years ago

      Duh!!!! because they are Joos

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        Richard Hoagland is a brave man for bringing this science to the forefront. And, Chris, I'm afraid you are right. The Jewish people in power across the globe do not wish for us to know that they are not the true chosen people of God.

        1. Art W. Bell III   14 years ago

          Dickey Hoagland is a friend of mine. He is not a nutball like you claim.

          1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

            Oh my, you know him. What an honor it is for you. Please, tell him that I love his work.

        2. Mel Gibson   14 years ago

          Yeah!

        3. J. Iscariot   14 years ago

          At least one Jew agrees with that.

  16. Hugh Akston   14 years ago

    If you're going to watch one video about 9/11, it should be this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVytXppIFw0

  17. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5_9Gi7w19Y

    Tell, me what is more reasonable, that a bunch of dirty hebes built the hydrogen bomb...or might it have been an extraterrestrial origin?

    1. Truthie.....   14 years ago

      Can you post your personal email so I can find out more about this dirty business?

  18. Cytotoxic   14 years ago

    Syria is a hostile regime. Our government and Israel's should absolutely be meddling, chiefly by providing weapons and shit to the enemies of our enemy.

    1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

      As we all know, Israel doesn't need any more expanding. It is an illegal state.

      1. George Knapp   14 years ago

        I was going to be talking cold fusion tonight, but my guest was just shot. Give me your number, you can fill in!

        1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

          I'm sorry, I don't have a phone. Is your show on the radio or on TV. I prefer radio.

          1. George Knapp   14 years ago

            radio. are you east of the rockies?

            1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

              East...down South.

              1. Kant feel Pietzsche   14 years ago

                Imagine my shock... {8^O

              2. How high up in them hills?   14 years ago
                1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

                  I was thinking more like, how far down in the hollow?

    2. Tulpa   14 years ago

      Israel has killed more US troops than Syria has.

      1. Cytotoxic   14 years ago

        That is bullshit. Syria support for Iraqi insurgents alone has killed plenty of US troops. To acknowledge this would require you remove the surgically implanted blinders. It'll hurt at first but then feel good.

  19. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wna3-CiKPA

    I'm grateful that some countries allow their people to speak the truth. Unfortunately, those are the very same countries that Israel wants to blow of the face of the map.

  20. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    Yes, AND WE ARE IMMORTAL!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkd55ws44EQ

    1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

      That was from a fictional show called "The Twilight Zone," you moron.

      1. George Knapp   14 years ago

        are you talking to yourself? Find me on skype!

      2. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        But we don't need you anymore. LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWweqP_ZWbg

  21. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvj6zdWLUuk

    Good night, and may peace be secured and the oppressed people of the world freed and the lies of our government be exposed.

    1. Samuel Johnson   14 years ago

      You're just ridiculous. You have my pity.

  22. DRM   14 years ago

    Whether we should intervene in Syria or not, our non-intervention makes it absolutely clear that Libya is a war for oil.

    1. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

      This should surprise exactly no one.

      1. EuroTrash Leader   14 years ago

        No it's not strictly about oil...

        1. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

          Right. It's also about icky brown people rolling up by the 1000s on Eyetalian shores.

    2. Cytotoxic   14 years ago

      That's bullshit. Libya was opening up just fine to outside oil exploration. You have to be economically illiterate to not realize how much cheaper it is to buy the oil than it is to invade for it. Europe is just worried about a possible tsunami of refugees (not that I think that's a rational worry).

      1. Tulpa   14 years ago

        We didn't invade Libya.

        1. Cytotoxic   14 years ago

          Whatever. You get my point.

  23. LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL   14 years ago

    Police beating of Las Vegas man caught on tape

    http://www.lvrj.com/news/exclu.....ents=y&c=y

  24. John   14 years ago

    http://www.zerohedge.com/article/one-angry-rant

    This is a great rant

    1. John   14 years ago

      Land of the Stupid. Home of the Screwed. That is fucking classic.

  25. John   14 years ago

    http://online.wsj.com/article/.....71470.html

    Caitlan Flannagan proves once again why she is the most flagerantly stupid woman writing today.

    1. dbcooper   14 years ago

      Hilarious!

      1. John   14 years ago

        This is my favorite part

        "My fourth night at school, I went with some friends to Rugby Road, where the fraternity houses are located. They are built of the same Jeffersonian architecture as the rest of the campus. At once august and moldering, they seemed sinister, to stand for male power at its most malevolent and institutionally condoned. "

        That is just pure comedy gold. "Oh daddy the big buildings scare me". She was like 21 years old when she went to UVA. If there is a more pathetic rich bitch than Flannagan writing today, I don't know who it is.

        1. Red Rocks Rockin   14 years ago

          "My fourth night at school, I went with some friends to Rugby Road, where the fraternity houses are located.

          Well, Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened next....

          1. dbcooper   14 years ago

            🙂

        2. Michelle Obama   14 years ago

          I don't write anymore.

      2. John   14 years ago

        In the Atlantic last year she wrote about the Duke chick who slept with all of the athletes "Flanagan seems to fit Owens into her pre-determined template of female desire gone awry. For Flanagan, female sexual desire "is deeply enmeshed in the desire to be seduced, taken, treated?.with a measure of aggression,"

        Honey, if you and your husband like to do rape fantasies in the bedroom, that is your business. But can you leave it out of the pages of the Atlantic?

        1. dbcooper   14 years ago

          Yeah, there's some projection going on there alright. I also like how she streets a chick get laid a lot at college as some sinister new phenomenon. There were no "sluts" in her day!

          1. dbcooper   14 years ago

            treats a chick getting laid ...

            MOAR COFFEE NEEDED.

            1. John   14 years ago

              She actually makes the chicks at jezebelle seem sane.

              http://jezebel.com/#!5729592/the-atlantic-weeps-for-the-sad-slutty-drunk-girls

        2. MNG   14 years ago

          Didn't the 'lady' at the center of the Duke controversy just kill her boyfriend?

          1. John   14 years ago

            No. Different Duke controversy. The stripper from the LaCrosse case killed her b/f. This concerns about a year ago when some Duke Coed slept with some obscene number of athletes and then made a power point presentation about it and their various virtues, statures and lack thereof.

            1. MNG   14 years ago

              Jesus, wtf is going on at Duke?

              I guess she was doing a project on Skankology.

              1. Red Rocks Rockin   14 years ago

                I guess she was doing a project on Skankology.

                I wonder if she had time over Spring Break to make it north for the "Slut Walk."

                http://www.amusingplanet.com/2.....ronto.html

              2. Otto   14 years ago

                She was just doing the assignment professor Annabel Chong put on the syllabus...

              3. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

                Jesus, wtf is going on at Duke?

                Typical "best and brightest" stuff.

  26. John   14 years ago

    wow. can't believe the truther scum oozed to the surface.

  27. John   14 years ago

    http://patterico.com/2011/04/2.....il-moment/

    Why are these morons making me have the moral duty to join with Paster Terry Jones?

    1. RyanXXX   14 years ago

      Seriously? "Free Speech Zones"? Controversial, inflammatory acts like Jones' are exactly why the framers included the first amendment.

      1. RyanXXX   14 years ago

        The ACLU is defending him, I'll add

  28. WungPoo   14 years ago

    Wow, OK thats really messed up dude. Seriously.

    http://www.complete-privacy.au.tc

  29. MNG   14 years ago

    Good news! Cheers to the ACLU!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04.....ob.html?hp

    A New Jersey Transit worker who was fired after burning pages of a Koran during a demonstration in Lower Manhattan on Sept. 11 last year has been reinstated, reimbursed for lost wages and benefits, and awarded $25,000 in compensation for the pain and suffering caused by his dismissal.

    The reinstatement of the worker, Derek Fenton of Bloomingdale, N.J., was announced on Thursday by the American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey, which sued the transportation corporation on his behalf, arguing that his actions were protected by the First Amendment.

    And Jeers to the Kingpin!

    After the civil liberties union sued in February, Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey told reporters that he supported Mr. Fenton's dismissal. "That kind of intolerance is something I think is unacceptable," he said.

    1. John   14 years ago

      The only bad news about that is the costs of the whole thing will be passed onto innocent transit riders.

      1. MNG   14 years ago

        Good point, but that's true anytime the government is sued.

        1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

          Almost makes ya pine for a 'round two' of any litigation the "government" loses due to the bad acts of an individual or small group of individuals granted the authority of the state and serving diligently sucking at the public teat while they act like total dickheads. If 'The Government' loses such a case, round 2 would be the prosecution and punishment of the individuals responsible for the decision making or actions that resulted in the judgement. At minimum - expulsion from public office or function, no re-entry. Prison terms, quite possibly. To really make it interesting, the ultimate penalty could be that such people become long-term indentured servants and required to perform the really disgusting and smelly stuff in life that usually gets featured by Mike Rowe on his 'Dirty Jobs' show. They could be leased or rented out with all fees or payments for their services paid into general funds. . .

          1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

            Oh, yeah, and if it's an act of Congress that creates the problem, once all the appeals to the Supreme Court are finalized and the case is settles, every Congressphuck that voted for the piece of shit would get ejected from office, too.

          2. Free2Booze   14 years ago

            The reinstatement was part of a settlement agreement, filed this week in Federal District Court in Newark, in which Mr. Fenton dropped his suit in exchange for getting his job back.

            Am I wrong in assuming that the reason no one is ever held accountable for fucking with peasants, is because these cases are always settled? Isn't this Fenton guy, basically saying "no harm no foul"?

            Question two, and rather rhetorical, why didn't the unions step up, prior to Fenton getting shit canned? Those union dues really seem to be paying off, don't they.

        2. Anonymous Coward   14 years ago

          If we could get the government to stop doing dumb shit, they wouldn't need to be sued.

    2. Red Rocks Rockin   14 years ago

      "This kind of intolerance must not be tolerated!!!"

    3. roystgnr   14 years ago

      Well, Gov. Christie, we definitely don't want to accept intolerance. Perhaps we should be proactive about it? We could look for instances of intolerance expressed in book form, and then find some way to express our lack of acceptance of those books.

    4. Tulpa   14 years ago

      This is bullshit. If he worked for a private company, the firing would have been upheld...so this means public employees get even more special rights that private sector employees don't have.

  30. MNG   14 years ago

    Liberty v. Property!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04.....i.html?hpw

    An exhibition of street art that opened last week has been responsible, the authorities say, for a new wave of graffiti on buildings, lampposts and mailboxes in downtown Los Angeles, forcing a fresh crackdown on an activity that the police thought they had brought under control. And it has put them in the awkward position of trying to arrest people for doing something that is being celebrated by the city's cultural establishment.

    Jack Richter, a senior lead officer with the Los Angeles Police Department, said that was one of a number of graffiti episodes in the neighborhood of Little Tokyo that he argued had been, at the least, encouraged by "Art in the Streets." He vowed to prosecute anyone caught defacing public space, even those whose work might have made it to the big leagues of the Geffen.

    "They will go to jail, sir," he said. "This not a ticket. I will put them in jail myself."

    1. roystgnr   14 years ago

      Guy gets arrested for assault; breathless MNG headline: "Liberty vs. Noses!"

      1. Trespassers W   14 years ago

        Holy shit, I think Minge found an internal contradiction in the libertarian ideal.

    2. Free2Booze   14 years ago

      Seems like a pretty easy problem to solve. If person A is intentionally causing damage to the property of person B; person B should be able to use force in defense of his/her property.

      Their are very few problems that can't be solved with a 12 guage.

  31. MNG   14 years ago

    The namesake character in "Doctor Who" can travel through time and space, but he cannot outrun the Internet.

    When new episodes of that long-running BBC science-fiction drama were broadcast in Britain last year, executives at the BBC America cable channel observed a major spike in illegal file sharing of the show in the United States. Some stateside fans, it seemed, were unwilling to wait the two weeks between the British and American premieres.

    The BBC's solution is to compress time and space. Taking a page from the same-day worldwide premieres of blockbuster films, the new season of "Doctor Who" will start on Saturday not just in Britain, but in the United States and Canada too.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04.....ed.html?hp

    1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

      Actually it was the Dr. Who premier delays that put the Egyptian, Tunisian, Libyan, and now Syrian folks into a tyranny smashing rage.

      1. Yemen & Bahrain   14 years ago

        No love for us?

        1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

          Nah, but here's 20 bucks for showing us your tits.

  32. dbcooper   14 years ago

    I hereby declare this the official weekend thread. To begin proceedings I offer to the gods of hellfire and silly lyrics some 80's electronic prog of the highest order.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayRN4YnFd4

    1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

      It being Easter weekend and all, I think I'll put this right here.

    2. Wind Rider   14 years ago

      I hereby declare this the official weekend thread.

      This before or after you fashioned your own car license plate and ID?

      1. dbcooper   14 years ago

        Business always precedes leasure.

        Watch some rugby:

        http://kostatz.webs.com/index.htm

        1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

          Kind of you to offer the link, but I'm only clicking that if you can guarantee that the players are all hot supermodel chicks, the field is covered with lime jello, and the ball coated with UltraGlide. I'll utterly believe anything you have to say about it, as this is the Internet, after all, so it must be true.

          1. dbcooper   14 years ago

            More like the following I'm afraid. But hey, there's no judgement around here. 😉

            http://i.imgur.com/NH9tI.jpg

            1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

              nttawwt

            2. sloopyinca   14 years ago

              When did Tony Stewart start taking steroids?

  33. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7cvjBViV7g

    1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

      Do they even have fig newtons in your bizarre little world? Seemingly not.

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        The owner of the WTC was a Jew. How much more obvious could this conspiracy get?

        1. Wind Rider   14 years ago

          Oh please do tell. So far, we are all RIVETTED to the refresh button waiting for your next revelation of TRUTH!!!!11!!!! to set all our minds free, and occasionally want to skip the tuna salad from Subway.

  34. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

  35. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

    1. John   14 years ago

      Oh just stop it.

      1. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

        My friend just told me that the Reason Foundation is owned by the Koch brothers. I guess the hands of the almighty hebes extend into the realm of this site.

        1. Yeah,   14 years ago

          You bigoted cunt and your friend, I guess that explains it all.

    2. dbcooper   14 years ago

      Christ, get outta my weekend thread!

      1. Perry Mason   14 years ago

        It's the resident troll of many faces. I think this is at least his fifth personality/character in the past few weeks. He's actually pretty good--someone always takes his bait. I'm starting to think he's a regular just fucking with everyone.

        1. dbcooper   14 years ago

          Yeah, I gotta admit that this was probably a pretty tip of the hat from a spoof troll:

          "The owner of the WTC was a Jew. How much more obvious could this conspiracy get?"

          1. Perry Mason   14 years ago

            He had me at "9/11 Truther." I hope he does "Mouth Breather" or "Soccer Mom" next.

  36. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    Well, well, well. I want to hear that fat cunt Napolitano explain this fucking shit away.

    Raise your hand if you're surprised.

    1. Sloop....   14 years ago

      She may be a Stalinist cunt-of-a-bitch but calling her fat goes a bit too far.

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        I may be wrong. I tend to base my opinions on photoshooped pics.

        1. Whoa, dude!   14 years ago

          Dude, that's frightening.

    2. If he beats the charges...   14 years ago

      ...he'll get his job back. Maybe?

    3. WarrenT   14 years ago

      Could that guy look more like a pedo if he tried? Not that I'm assuming he's guilty.

    4. Dave   14 years ago

      It would seem that the guy is pretty dumb to post a picture of himself alongside child pornography, but ...

      ... considering that pictures of 16 year old girls in bikinis can be considered "child pornography" these days, and a topless photo can be judged "the worst of the worst" - who knows what those pictures really showed? You can bet that our government masters won't be allowing the public to judge for themselves.

  37. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    Gun miraculously goes off as suspect tackled by cops. Suspect shot in groin and dies. Bullet strikes nobody else. It's a miracle.

    1. Kant feel Pietzsche   14 years ago

      Money quote:
      Burton was rushed to Temple University Hospital, where he died at 4:56 a.m. Police retrieved the gun and had processed Burton on gun charges before he died, said Det. Justin Frank.

  38. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    An actual isolated incident.

    Finally, a cop I'd like to buy a beer.

    1. Alan   14 years ago

      Kudos to this cop. He's one of the 2%.

  39. sloopyinca   14 years ago

    A smart judge, wacky bar owner, court reporter up to some shenanigans, a possible sniper, a stalking probation officer and kitty cats for sale.

    It's never a dull news day in Detroit.

  40. 9/11 Truther   14 years ago

    Bush and Co. created 9/11 so Bushy could go into Iraq and finish his daddy's war.

    1. Barack Obama   14 years ago

      Actually, I created it while I was a community organizer, in full knowledge that I would eventually become POTUS, own GM and command the production of the Chevy Volt...

      All so I could get my hands on some filthy Afghan lithium for my electric car empire

      Muhahahahahahaha...

      1. Nirvana   14 years ago

        I'm so happy cuz today I found my friends; they're in my head.

      2. Obama's Volt   14 years ago

        Help, I ran into a ditch and my steering wheel fell off.

  41. Hazel Meade   14 years ago

    Awesome thread. I would like to keep 9/11 truther around, but request that he post less frequently. I don't have time to laugh at all of his comments.

    1. RyanXXX   14 years ago

      He has to be more than one person given the frequency of his comments

  42. Barack's Handlers   14 years ago

    How is the polling data for a drone attack on Damascus?

    1. Public Staunchly Against It   14 years ago

      Which increases the likelihood of a WarJefe Obama attack on Syria. You know, a few strategically targeted drones, just be careful not to hit Mrs Assad.

  43. NotSure   14 years ago

    The theory of refugee crises that Europe is facing, and therefore required a Libya intervention, makes no sense. The refugees that recently arrived in Italy were mostly Tunisian, the country where democracy won, the migrants are economic migrants, the fact is that Europe was sending aid (bribes) to the dictators in the Mahgreb to stem the tide. Once democracy is in place, there will be no stopping the movement of endless refugees.

    1. $20ForHeadDontCum   14 years ago

      Those crazy Euros may be a bunch of unhygienic pussies, but they do have a good idea once in a while.

  44. The Bearded Hobbit   14 years ago

    40 Dead In Syria

    I'm eagerly awaiting the Crosby/Nash song for this.

    ... Hobbit

  45. dbcooper   14 years ago

    I have not seen a single trek reference in this thread.

    Reason I am disappoint.

    1. 9/11 Troofer   14 years ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZh0POURx8

      A bird of prey brought down the towers.

      1. Alan   14 years ago

        Ah! it all makes sense! The Klingons were constantly attacking American enterprise!

    2. Tulpa   14 years ago

      I just got a Trek 7000 on Friday, but I don't see how that merits a reference. With all the free time and good weather coming in a few weeks, there should be no trouble dropping back down below the 275 lb barrier.

      1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

        Jesus Christ, you fat fuck. Ever heard of a gym membership?

        1. Tulpa   14 years ago

          For the price of a gym membership I can buy 30 boxes of Ho Hos. No thank you.

          I get free gym access at the college but I doubt the students would respect me anymore if they saw me on a treadmill with flab flying everywhere.

          1. sloopyinca   14 years ago

            /facepalm

          2. Atanarjuat   14 years ago

            They might make fun of you at first, but they'd respect when you made some solid progress.

            1. prolefeed   14 years ago

              I've never seen anyone mocked at the Y where I work out, ever. If you show up, you're trying to get in shape, and that's not subject to criticism.

              Maybe other gyms are full of a-holes. Dunno.

  46. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

    Even originalism is part of "The Living Constitution" tradition because, after all, it's only "ink on parchment".

    Critics of originalism are in a bind. When ideas are reduced to icons, which, unfortunately, is the ordinary state of affairs, constitutionalism and originalism look exactly the same: the faux parchment stands for both. But originalism and constitutionalism are not the same, and the opposite of original is not unconstitutional. Originalism is one method of constitutional interpretation. Popular originalism is originalism scrawled with Magic Markers, on poster board. The N.R.A. opposed gun-control laws. It argued, at length, and over years, that those laws violated the Second Amendment. Eventually, the Supreme Court agreed. So far, the Tea Party's passions ignite faster and are stated more simply. A sign at a Tea Party rally in Temecula, California: "Impeach Obama: He's Unconstitutional."

    The Constitution is ink on parchment. It is forty-four hundred words. And it is, too, the accreted set of meanings that have been made of those words, the amendments, the failed amendments, the struggles, the debates?the course of events?over more than two centuries. It is not easy, but it is everyone's. It is the rule of law, the opinions of the Court, the stripes on William Grimes's back, a shrine in the National Archives, a sign carried on the Washington Mall, and the noise all of us make when we disagree. If the Constitution is a fiddle, it is also all the music that has ever been played on it. Some of that music is beautiful; much of it is humdrum; some of it sounds like hell.

    To liberals, words only mean what they want them to mean out of expedience.

    1. mad libertarian guy   14 years ago

      http://www.newyorker.com/arts/.....ntPage=all

  47. Confederal_Republic_by_2030   14 years ago

    Do you guys remember those protesters in Iraq a few years ago, that small contingent of highly pro-American protesters? They were carrying copies of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, Old Glory, and even a few Gadsden flags, and there was some dude blogging about the possibility of statehood. That was cool. They've probably been executed now.

  48. Wungsoo   14 years ago

    Cant help but wonder who comes up with that stuff. Wow.

    http://www.complete-privacy.au.tc

  49. Achtung Coma Baby   14 years ago

    What the fuck is a "hebe twang"?

  50. RyanXXX   14 years ago

    So we have a repressed Shia majority overthrowing a Sunni dictator in Bahrain, and the inverse happening in Syria?

    Brings to mind last week's Wall Street Journal column that made the case that what this Mideast turmoil comes down to is a power struggle between Saudi Arabia and Iran

  51. Ralph   14 years ago

    World Libertarians have been driving dialogue and change. See http://www.Libertarian-International.org

  52. rianfu21   13 years ago

    ohhh 😮 i really feel shocked 2 bullets in his boday and he feels no pain oooooh really shocking thing the spirit i salute him for the power if you want more you can Click Here for more info......

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