Mitt Romney Prevents Travelling Businessmen from Abusing Themselves
As if you needed another reason to hate Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, currently leading the pack of 2012 GOP hopefuls, is now depriving Marriott hotel customers of overpriced pay-per-view porn, according to Politico's Ben Smith. Back in 2008, Romney, who until recently served on Marriott's board, took a significant amount of flack from killjoy social conservatives for being tenuously associated with the blue movie business:
The hotel chain Marriott, whose board Romney recently left and whose owners are longtime Romney supporters, released this statement over the weekend to USA Today's hotel's blog…
The hotel chain's lucrative porn sideline was an irritant to Romney during the 2008 campaign, when one social conservative referred to him as a "major pornographer." Now, he has a better story to tell. (I emailed his spokesman to ask whether he participate in the decision to end the service, and will update if I hear.)
And the reader who pointed this decision out notes that Marriott seems to be doing Romney a costly favor: The in-room porn business is in decline, but was still making them some $175 per room annually, according to the most recent figures available.
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I know I'm going to enjoy any post that starts, "As if you needed another Reason to hate Mitt Romney..."
"As if you needed another reason to hate Mitt Romney"
Jesus, Michael C. Moynihan, get some help.
He already has help. Mittens!
Are they a public company?
Shareholder lawsuit!
Exactly what I thought. This is a blatant violation of the Board's fiduciary duties.
Anyone who owns Marriott is just asking to get robbed. The shareholders are probably happy.
Fucking ponderous. What the hell else is there to do when you're stuck in, say, Wichita, KS or even Ponca City, OK, except sit in your room and watch bad porn?
Isn't that what wireless net access is for?
Exactly. There is so much more to choose from on-line without any pesky paper-trail. All at huge savings.
Wichita has a Hooter's.
Damn, $175 per room in profit per year?
Maybe the LDS/fundies need to send their little teenybopper missionaries to each Marriott room to hand out pamphlets.
Seems the average American businessman is sinning a hell of a lot more than some Amazon River basin know-nothing.
That's per room, not per customer. Each room makes about $0.50 a day.
The mainstream LDS Church is hardly fundie. Rather it suffers from that same idealism found in everything from Puritanism to modern nanny-statism that can't seem to see that many of us enjoy wallowing in mediocrity and don't need anyone or anything to save us from ourselves.
I, personally, do not enjoy wallowing in mediocrity. Were I to wallow, I'd wallow in really, really good Single Malt.
What I don't need is the fucking Mo's telling me what to do, nor Mitt Romney in the White House either.
Well to the avg. Mo', drinking impairs your potential excellence and relegates you to mediocrity. Hence the Mo' nanny-state aka UT severely impairs your access to Single Malt. Mo's are true Progressives at heart, so it's little surprise that someone like Romney or Reid would articulate that on a national stage.
I thought Romney sponsored the law that required everybody in Massachusetts to buy porn.
+fap
How much is it to rent a porn movie from your hotel TV? $10? That is 17.5 people per room per year who don't know what the internet is?
$14.95 for full insertion.
$9.95 for softcore lesbian action.
The voice of experience speaks!
And OMG, you have to factor out the cost of the fuknsuk before you can back-calculate the number of times the movies run.
Its a total bitch to realize you've just rented the same movie twice and really will only last through the first 15 minutes anyway.
Sir, you are Mr. Stamina!
all over the age of 50
You left off Ben Smith's final graph:
"Another person familiar with the workings of the industry, though, cast doubt on the connection: The in-room movie business has been hit hard by wifi, Netflix, iPads, and laptops, and the structure of contracts with providers could well have made it a solid economic decision."
Mitt only hates porn when it hits him in the wallet.
Mitt Romney seems like the kind of man who goes to expensive dominatrices. Doesn't he?
You would know.
Expensive? Warty?!? Surely you jest.
Well he can afford all this cool stuff
The BEST is the fucking Guitar Hero guitar. That MAKES the stash!
The BEST is the fucking Guitar Hero guitar. That MAKES the stash!
at least he knows to keep his finger off the trigger.
I would too if I were pointing a gun at my dick.
Honest question: I read the linked article and press release, and I don't see any connection to Romney. He's clearly a bageldicker, but what am I missing (besides the fact that he's the Cheney to this Halliburton)?
Bageldicker=Doughnutpuncher?
See latest nut-punch thread for the new meme.
I didn't want to know that each room earns $175 per year. I liked thinking that I was the only one.
I stayed in a motel in Quebec and they had a coin operated porno box mounted on the wall. It took twoonies and you got about 15 minutes of self abuse, erh, movie time. Stupid Canadians just giving the shit away.
Traveling businessmen shouldn't be pulling their own puds; that's the TSA's job.
Who still pays for porn? That went out in the 90's.
Shouldn't libertarians be psyched about this?
If the market is all about providing choice, and some hotels offer porn while others don't, isn't that a win?
We like porn though.
I'm surprised that hotels are still offering anything pay-per-view at all. If there's internet service, who would buy it?
-jcr
You can say that again.
I'm surprised that hotels are still offering anything pay-per-view at all. If there's internet service, who would buy it?
-jcr
You can say that again.
I'm surprised that hotels are still offering anything pay-per-view at all. If there's internet service, who would buy it?
-jcr
Chances are there are far more instances of fornication or adultery taking place in hotels than porn viewings, but the fundies never seem to concern themselves with that.
Mitt's a worm, a Republican Bill Clinton whose first thought when confronted with any decision greater than "paper or plastic" is to look at the polling data.
Yeah, I live in Massachusetts, and I hate this guy!
If I can't watch the hard stuff, I'll just beak out my mid 70s copy of Nat Geo.
Girls of Ethiopia Gone Wild Edition?