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Matt Welch | 10.12.2010 4:20 PM

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douchbagger(bagger of douches) 15 years ago

WTF?
Fluffy 15 years ago

I can't watch the video, but the still image makes it look like this video was made with MovieStorm.

Wow, so someone is actually using that program?
Fist of Etiquette 15 years ago

I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle!
1. BakedPenguin 15 years ago
  
  He is disrespectful of dirt! Join us or die! Can you do any less?
Ragin Cajun 15 years ago

Damn, I tried to link to this last week.
? 15 years ago

Make sure you have the CC subtitles off when you watch this. They ruin it by making it make sense?possibly even to potheads.
B) I suddenly suspect that PFFR is responsible for these "Asian" news dramatizations. This one is just too them.
Name Nomad 15 years ago

You'd think, of all people, 3D animators would know the correct way to hold a joint is between the thumb and first finger rather than the first and second fingers like a cigarette.
1. jasno 15 years ago
  
  Is there a correct way to hold a joint? I'll often hold it like a cigarette - it looks a lot less like a joint when you hold it that way.
  
  It's funny how many places you can smoke a joint and go unnoticed if you act like you're not doing anything wrong.
  1. James Ard 15 years ago
    
    When I was a kid I played a hand of cards in the club car of an Amtrack train. The guy with the cards had a joint sitting in the ashtray. The suction from the ashtray effectively eliminated any smell. Not having as much guts, my sister and I had to do our smoking between the cars.
Derp 15 years ago

I like the scale of the 5X5 foot square.... That must be a really small guy.
1. Virginia 15 years ago
  
  yeah, what the hell measurement system do they use in Japan? apparently 5' = 50 meters.
  1. Juice 15 years ago
    
    This is from Taiwan.
  2. Pierre 15 years ago
    
    Women always make the most stupid comments on here.
  3. Berking Bag 15 years ago
    
    Vaginia, watch it again, all the way through, and pay attention this time. You can even use the "pause" and "replay" features if you get confused.
Warty 15 years ago

Holy shit, I need me some ice cream with a dope leaf on top.
sage 15 years ago

Look at the beard on that bitch.
Paul 15 years ago

That was totally awesome! And I have NO idea what it was about.
1. Paul 15 years ago
  
  But I'm thinking that the Chinese are completely unaware that it's illegal to smoke within 20' of an entrance, and in some places, illegal to smoke in public spaces, period?
  1. Spiny Norman 15 years ago
    
    Taiwan must be an amazing place, where not only can you smoke inside, but you can smoke the substance you're voting to legalize while you're voting on it.
Warty 15 years ago

The Atlantic is very confused by Ron Paul.
1. sage 15 years ago
  
  Without reading TFA (yet), shall I guess it's along the lines of "He's not really part of TEAM RED or TEAM BLUE, so he really confuses us"?
2. Paul 15 years ago
  
  the Atlantic is confused by a lot of things:
  
  and early warnings of financial collapse, which he derived from the theories of semi-obscure Austrian economists, brought all sorts of people into the fold.
  
  yes, theories of semi-obscure Austrian economists. Economists that say things like, if you reduce supply, prices go up. If you endlessly print money, the value of that money goes down.
  
  Crazy, crazy stuff.
3. Episiarch 15 years ago
  
  What isn't The Atlantic confused by? They have McArdle, after all*.
  
  * no offense, Suder-Man, I'm just busting balls
  1. Paul 15 years ago
    
    Aside from McArdle's ignorance on the imprortance of short-selling, what else is wrong with her?
    1. Episiarch 15 years ago
      
      It's a joke, and the joke was that I was insulting McArdle before any of the people who usually do got to.
      
      Come on, Paul. Keep up with the meta-humor.
      1. Warty 15 years ago
        
        Dude, your metasexuality is not a valid or successful option.
      2. Paul 15 years ago
        
        I'm not much into Meta... although I do like some old Iron Maiden.
    2. SIV 15 years ago
      
      TARP supporter, intellectually lazy, married...
jasno 15 years ago

Next time can you wait until 4:20 PST? I've still got 2:20 to go and I don't think I'm going to make it.
1. Matt Welch 15 years ago
  
  I though West Coasters celebrate all day?
Jim 15 years ago

NMA is the best thing to come out of Taiwan since Tilapia farms.
JW 15 years ago

NOBODY gasses a bear in my town!
alan 15 years ago

Asians cannot actually grow beards. However just by rubbing their faces on a cat their pores can literally grab and pull out the hairs of that cat, hence the general appearance of the Asian beard.

Fun Fact:

Did you know it is a hate crime in Thailand to rub a cat on a ladyboy?
1. Jim 15 years ago
  
  Please stop reading my diary.
  1. alan 15 years ago
    
    Heyyyy, who hasn't visited a ladyboy a time or two, or had the urge to throw a cat on one of them?
2. Paul 15 years ago
  
  Asians cannot actually grow beards.
  
  Say what?
  1. alan 15 years ago
    
    In some Asian cultures the mothers expect the family cats to nurse their babies. Hence, you see a lot of perky tits on Asian women even years after child birth. Personally, I think my little chica could learn a thing or two from her Asian girlfriends.
    1. sage 15 years ago
      
      Dude, you need to stick around.
      
      *high five*
    2. andy 15 years ago
      
      Yeah, high fives! You are awesome. Please come back. I love perky Asian titties.
      1. sage 15 years ago
        
        In Asia they just call them "titties".
        
        R E Dean 15 years ago
        
        I call them delicious. And nutritious.
        
        Bucking Bronco 15 years ago
        
        Sage, I go to Thailand every summer for a titty-cation, if you know what I mean. That is some sweet ass.
        
        Bucking Bronco 15 years ago
        
        Some of those gals could suck a bowling ball through a tailpipe.
        
        leveraged 15 years ago
        
        Bronco, that's one reason I'm a Libertarian. Why should you have to fly to Thailand to get your rocks off? I want to be able to pay somebody in my freakin town to suck me off. It's two adults.
        
        Bucking Bronco 15 years ago
        
        Have you ever been? It's heaven. They really do say "sucky sucky?" Oh man, yeah. This summer a gal said "licky licky?" and I was like, whoa. Now I ASK FOR licky licky.
    3. owen 15 years ago
      
      Yeah, you rock! Where did you come from?
    4. Bucking Bronco 15 years ago
      
      Hey, Alan, that is some funny shit. You have a new fan, buddy.
  2. alan 15 years ago
    
    Oh yeah, Holy Shit to that beard!
R C Dean 15 years ago

Consider guesting? (Contributing?)
R E Dean 15 years ago

Would you consider contributing?
1. R E Dean 15 years ago
  
  I meant this as a reply to alan. You're a great writer, alan. Would you consider contributing a piece? (A short one.)
heller 15 years ago

So, why are the only black people in that video in jail?

RAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST.
Juice 15 years ago

That video was great. And they hit several nails on the head.

Awesome.
Jason S. 15 years ago

Wait, they forgot the most important scene -- an animated Tim Lincecum chilling out on a kayak in McCovey Cove before taking the mound and PWNING the Atlanta Brave's lineup. 14 strikeouts, baby! BRUTAL!

Oh yeah, what's up, Philly?! WHAT'S UP, DALLAS GREEN?
1. Brent 15 years ago
  
  Hey dude who must connect everything you see with sports, please don't ever use "PWN" here again. People who write "PWN" should be put in a wood chipper for the good of humanity.
Jason S. 15 years ago

No, you're wrong, Brent Spiner. I most certainly do not connect everything I see with sports. Remember the time when helmsman Geordi La Forge tried to get you stoned by blowing pot smoke in your face? I guess he didn't read the laws of robotics because the Fourth Law says right there that robots don't get stoned. I guess he must've been blind. Hahahahahha.

That was a great episode. What's up with Counselor Troi? I miss you.
1. Brent 15 years ago
  
  I missed you, too. I spanked it hard last night thinking about you.
Jason S. 15 years ago

Do you wanna cyber? :p
Jason S. 15 years ago

Do you wanna cyber? :p
????? 14 years ago

thank u

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