Biggest Soft Rock Bomb Since Bertie Higgins "Key Largo" Followup "Casablanca" Hits Orange County

….as bomb squad called in to defuse a suspicious package in the small northern OC city of Cypress that turned out to be a Carpenters single.

Since our entire culture seems to have been hypnotized by a benevolent providence into forgetting that Bertie "Bogie" Higgins was desperate enough to try such a lamely obvious followup to his unforgettable "Key Largo" (we had it all, baby….), here's the lyrics.