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"As the one person who's never smoked marijuana, let's stop putting people in jail for drugs!"

Matt Welch | 3.13.2009 4:20 PM

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Penn Jillette uncorks a righteous rant:

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  1. Warty   17 years ago

    It was a pretty great rant, but it could have used more fucks.

  2. ev   17 years ago

    Was this held back to coincide with 4:20?

    Decent.

  3.   17 years ago

    So, what's with the "Were sorry, this video is no longer available"?

  4. spambot   17 years ago

    Penn rules, that is pretty much the beginning and end of that.

  5. Lefiti   17 years ago

    Maybe if all you right-wing bozos got really high, you'd stop the relentless search for evidence to support your moronic economic dogmas, so I guess I am for legalizing marijuana. My only worry is that a large number of you losers couldn't aford to buy it. What are right-wing charities like?

  6. Ska   17 years ago

    Lesbians touching
    As I reach for more bourbon
    Tasty sea kitten

  7. Matt Welch   17 years ago

    Was this held back to coincide with 4:20?

    Accident!

  8. brotherben   17 years ago

    I'm usually not this callous, but that's one homely broad.

  9. Jeff P   17 years ago

    I'd love to listen to it but everytime I land on H&R that video of Nick talking about beer starts up and I can't find a pause button.

  10. Drew   17 years ago

    Lefti, would that be the economic model (dogmas?) that predicted both the dotcom and the housing/banking bubble'n'burst? Also, I'm pretty sure that right wing charities are funded by donations from individuals, as opposed to government extortion. Can't really be sure, not being much of a 'right/left' winger myself.

  11. sven   17 years ago

    The potheads have yet to realize President Obama is a lying and hypocritical sack of shite just like every other politician? I guess they usually are a little slower on the uptake.

  12. Brandybuck   17 years ago

    Sometimes Mr. Jillette stretches my sense of credulity.

    Me: "No way! He didn't just shoot Teller in the chest, did he! It's got to be a trick!"

    Me: No way! No way he's never smoked pot! The guy who used to have a monthly column on Uma Thurman has never toked? It's got to be a trick!"

  13. LittleCupcakes   17 years ago

    Man, I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard or read that Jillette has never toked or had an alcoholic beverage; I'd be able to pay the extra taxes my Governator just imposed.

    It's almost Shane MacGowanesque really. You can't read a story about Shaneo without reading of his dental challenges and choice of beverage, and now every Gillette mention references his teetotallerism.

  14. anon   17 years ago

    What a square. Does he wear a purity ring too?

    Sounds too much to me like "I strongly disagree with you sir, but I will fight to the death to defend your right to" blah blah blah.

    Bullshit. Smoke a joint, THEN you'll understand how stupid the drug war is...

  15. ClubMedSux   17 years ago

    Should I assume that you have to be high to enjoy the "Obama, You're No Stranger to the Bong" song?

  16. Kevin   17 years ago

    Right wing? Please.

    If marijuana was on the free market the price would be drastically lowered from competition. Smoking up would only remind us of the validity of our "economic dogmas".

  17. Anonymous   17 years ago

    Smoke a joint, THEN you'll understand how stupid the drug war is...

    Fuck your collectivism, sir. I don't need to "be in your shoes" to know what's "right for you" because fuck you.

    There are absolutes.

  18. Anthony   17 years ago

    As someone who has never smoked pot -- I say just legalize it (and if my kids smoke it while under my roof, they are grounded for life).

  19. Matthew   17 years ago

    "What are you, a square ?"

    A square?

    How old are you, seventy?

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