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The Naked Yuletide Feast

Jesse Walker | 12.25.2008 8:00 AM

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It's a William Burroughs claymation Christmas!

Part two:

Those of you who disliked Burroughs' bitter Thanksgiving prayer can take heart: This tale is actually quite sweet, in its way.

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Jesse Walker is books editor at Reason and the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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  1. BakedPenguin   17 years ago

    I was almost expecting a parody of O Henry's Gift of the Magi. A heroin addict and a cocaine addict mix up their powders...

  2. dhex   17 years ago

    oh damn mr. walker, i had no idea this existed.

  3. Warren   17 years ago

    A JUNKY'S CHRISTMAS

    I thought it would be about the economy.

  4. Jim Walsh   17 years ago

    Well, it beats the bejesus out of It's A Wonderful Life...

  5. MNG   17 years ago

    "I was almost expecting a parody of O Henry's Gift of the Magi."

    The man sold his crack pipe to buy heroin for his junkie wife, and his wife sold her needles for some crack for her crackhead husband.

    Oh the f*cking irony!

  6. Hooker in Minneapolis   17 years ago

    Merry Christmas!

  7. Hacha Cha   17 years ago

    wow GREAT POST! watched that earlier today on google video. Burroughs was one of the greatest writers of the 20th century. Burroughs absolutely despised bureaucracy, liberals, and the drug war and was always advocating more freedom, less state. he is missed. merry x-mas

  8. Jesse Walker   17 years ago

    Hooker: I played that Tom Waits song on the Xmas edition of my radio show today. And "The Junkie's Christmas" too, of course.

  9. Jason Bourne   17 years ago

    LOL, good one dude! Thats pretty funny. Well done!

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