The Volokh Conspiracy
Mostly law professors | Sometimes contrarian | Often libertarian | Always independent
Funny Lawyer Joke
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Juris Doctor are they?
Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening
Dad: Go see if a 10 page memo with the conclusion that 'it depends' helps
— Shawn Deane (@shawnrdeane) November 27, 2019