Funny Lawyer Joke

Eugene Volokh |The Volokh Conspiracy | 4.7.2021 5:04 PM

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Juris Doctor are they?

Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening

Dad: Go see if a 10 page memo with the conclusion that 'it depends' helps

— Shawn Deane (@shawnrdeane) November 27, 2019

Eugene Volokh is the Gary T. Schwartz Distinguished Professor of Law at UCLA and a Visiting Fellow (Senior Fellow starting May 2024) at the Hoover Institution (Stanford). Naturally, his posts here (like the opinions of the other bloggers) are his own, and not endorsed by any educational institution.