Partisan Press Conference (Episode 3)

Republican and Democratic coaches take questions from the press on the eve of the 2024 election.

Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg | 11.4.2024 11:10 AM

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Team Red and Team Blue are here to talk about Election 2024…and Arnold Palmer's manhood.

Written by Andrew Heaton, Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and John Carter; produced by John Carter, Austin Bragg, and Meredith Bragg; performed by Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg.

Writer, Actor: Andrew Heaton
Producer, Writer, Editor, Actor: Austin Bragg
Producer, Writer, Editor: Meredith Bragg
Producer, Writer: John Carter

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mad.casual 5 months ago

OK, so @0:34, I hear “He is tentacle-ly President, right now.” which is in line with the rest of the dodging and, if intentional, I’m stealing.

Kirk Van Houten: Will the dogs find Milhouse or are they going to find him and kill him?
Chief Quimby: Uh, tentacle-ly they’re just supposed to find him. Not kill him.
Kirk Van Houten: Did you say tentacle-ly?
Chief Quimby: Yeah, it’s just a colloquial pronunciation thing. Like “noo-kyou-lur”. Tentacle-ly Joe Biden is legally running the country right now.

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mad.casual 5 months ago

Missed opportunity:

Bragg: Childless cat ladies are ruining this country and their cats are being eaten by Haitians who are ruining this country. Our campaign is going to put a stop to it.

Heaton: Their candidate said he was going to grab women by their pussies whether they like it or not.

It really would've balanced out all the jokes about Arnold Palmer's dick more equitably.

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Roberta 5 months ago

I laughed. Also at the comment above.

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1. Jefferson Paul 5 months ago
  
  Yeah, this was pretty good. Had me chuckling multiple times. You don't see this kind of political satire much nowadays, where both sides are targeted with funny jokes. SNL, which used to be the standard-bearer for it, became unfunny with the rise of Trump. They stopped lampooning the Dems and thought Alec Baldwin making a bunch of weird faces was the epitome of satire.
  
  (the SNL sketch in the roundup with Tim Kaine was actually funny, I have to agree, but that's the exception rather than the rule now.)
  
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Partisan Press Conference (Episode 3)

Republican and Democratic coaches take questions from the press on the eve of the 2024 election.

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