Crime Squad 2: Leash, Zoo, & Tart Size

Enforcing all the laws, all the time.

Meredith Bragg and Austin Bragg | 9.23.2022 10:25 AM

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The crimes are real, the cops are puppets, and the criminals are everywhere.

Watch the full series here.

Written and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg

Sources: leash; zoo; tart; via twitter.com/CrimeADay

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Unicorn Abattoir 3 years ago

At least the monkey now has qualified immunity.

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Dillinger 3 years ago

lolz. should do 22 minutes like Crank Yankers

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1. Stuck in California 3 years ago
  
  I'm fine with it a few every week or two to get there. If a long production is too much to pull off in reasonable time.
  
  Seems to me the comedy videos are the best libertarian commentary on this site.
  
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  1. mad.casual 3 years ago
    
    It also helps that, unlike Brickbats and the other "Is this actually long-form or not?" content, these focus the unequivocal bullshit of... Wait you're telling me there's an actual *Federal* Law regulating the *name* of a frozen pastry based on the *size*?
    
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    1. Eeyore 3 years ago
      
      It is oddly specific. Cherry. Frozen.
      
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    2. Stuck in California 3 years ago
      
      Exactly.
      
      There's a lot of content here that's just more internet bickering about trendy current events. These point to specific, systemic BS. Ridiculous Federal laws are an everpresent, anti-libertarian villain.
      
      They're also creative and hilarious videos. Not just the puppet shows. And not just the ones that work, sometimes they're goofy but I appreciate they tried. And sometimes they really hit home.
      
      I think Remy's "You just want people to die" has been quoted here nearly weekly because it points to the everpresent hyperbole of politicians trying to make emotional arguments about how dire an emergency we are in so you'll have to vote for their arcane pork barrel add on to some omnibus spending bill.
      
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      1. JoeJoetheIdiotCircusBoy 3 years ago
        
        "Your just want people to die" was/is glorious. Absolutely love that video.
        
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  2. Dillinger 3 years ago
    
    >>Seems to me the comedy videos are the best libertarian commentary on this site.
    
    animated figures can say the things we cannot.
    
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2. Agammamon 3 years ago
  
  It's better to be too short than to be too long. Always leave them wanting more
  
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Libertariantranslator 3 years ago

Since 1972 the LP has been Heinlein's own House for the repeal of crummy laws. Looters--who call themselves "lawMAKERS"--naturally resent our successful blocking of laws denying individual rights to women (especially when pregnant), ending the draft and making it possible to vote against Hitlerite and Stalinista policies. These Crime Squad videos are the hardest-hitting examples of what we accomplish. It's a thrill to see them. More so to cheerfully make translations available where libertarian parties are outlawed and "voting" is a compulsory, anti-choice farce.

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Libertariantranslator 3 years ago

What's worse than a Trumpanzee with a nightstick?

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1. Unicorn Abattoir 3 years ago
  
  A Biden with House and Senate majorities?
  
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  1. Libertariantranslator 3 years ago
    
    Don't look at me. Youse ani thought sending goons with service pistols to bully girls was a good idea. That makes Trumpanzees just about as smart as the other half of the looter Kleptocracy. You'll get no sympathy, money or votes from me, and I'll drink a toast to your whining, tears and anguish.
    
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Agammamon 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure I only come here any more on the off chance that the Bragg's, Heaton, or Remy have something posted

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Libertariantranslator 3 years ago

I did manage to post a translation of this and the previous video for foreign viewers who wish they had a Libertarian Party to vote for. It's at Expatriotas.blogspot dotcom. Hopefully someone will put in subtitles and mebbe even dub the whole thing. South Park streams online for free, dubbed in Brazilian Portuguese, and the translations are as idiomatic as you could wish for.

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mpercy 3 years ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/12/05/dont-support-laws-you-are-not-willing-to-kill-to-enforce/

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