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Policy

"Building webs is for suckas"

Ted Balaker | 11.2.2007 5:15 PM

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Hot boxing your dog: not cool.

Dabbing spiders with drugs: also not cool.

After watching this piece, you legalizers might have some rethinking to do. No one wants to end up as the crack spider's bitch.

(Thanks to Michael O for the tip)

NEXT: Nanny State Playgrounds

Ted Balaker produced the Nanny of the Month and Don't Cops Have Better Things to Do? series for Reason TV, and is co-founder of Korchula Productions, a film and new media production company.

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