Watch Matt Welch Talk Campaign 2016 on Tonight's Kennedy at 8 p.m. ET MIDNIGHT*

Republicans for Hillary, Americans against monarchy, and the lack of a Democratic Plan B are among the topics

I will be serially panelizing on Kennedy's Fox Business Network program tonight, along with the very tall political comedian Ben Kissel and anarchist he-witch Michael Malice. Aside from the topics listed above there'll be bits on Arnold replaing The Donald, and a sure-to-be-confusing conversation about gender and sexual-identity categorizations.

* UPDATE: The 8 p.m. showing got bumped, because some short-fingered vulgarian running for president was barking live in Texas. Watch the brilliance unfold at midnight instead!