Trump Pardoned Gobble and Waddle. He Should Pardon More Deserving People, Too.
The president loves freeing people. His controversial clemency grants should not obscure the fact that the pardon power is incredibly important.
President Donald Trump on Tuesday issued two pardons. It was one of the more conventional uses of the power we've seen from the president. The recipients were not convicted of taking bribes, or defrauding people to spend money on plastic surgery and OnlyFans, or engaging in a crypto money-laundering scheme.
Gobble and Waddle are turkeys. The pair will thus avoid becoming someone's dinner centerpiece tomorrow, as is Thanksgiving tradition. Lucky them.
Three years ago, I wrote about why the president—Joe Biden at the time, but all presidents, really—should focus on pardoning people, not turkeys. I'm no Scrooge. I love a holiday custom. It can stay! But the idea, hopefully, is that it also be liberally applied to humans, as the president's ability to give clemency is effectively the only check on overzealous prosecutions and righting unjust sentences at the federal level.
During his second term, Trump seems to have taken this general advice. His immediate blanket pardon for those convicted of offenses related to January 6, for example, gave clemency to over 1,500 people, when many commanders in chief prefer to wait until the 11th hour to sign off on grants (if they're generous at all, which is a big if). Trump, meanwhile, appears to really, really like freeing people this go-round. We love that energy. More presidents should lean into this!
Whether or not they will, or if the public will want them to, is another question. Trump's freehanded record on clemency has been somewhat complicated by the recipients. The January 6 pardons were unpopular, particularly for those convicted of violent crimes. Just 16 percent of Americans approve of the president commuting the sentence received by George Santos (the former Republican congressman convicted of wire fraud and identity theft), while 12 percent support him pardoning Changpeng Zhao (the billionaire convicted of money laundering in connection with his crypto company, Binance), according to a recent YouGov/Economist survey. This comes after Biden ended his term shortly after pardoning his son, Hunter.
Public perception of the pardon power, in other words, is taking a beating. The skepticism is understandable—it probably isn't a great idea, for example, to pardon a sheriff who took bags of cash from rich businessmen in exchange for law enforcement badges. Touché. But that does not change the fact that clemency remains a lifeline for deserving federal inmates who have spent years in prison, and who deserve a second chance.
Trump himself understands this. In his first term, he commuted the sentence of—and later fully pardoned—Alice Marie Johnson, who in some sense epitomizes what the pardon power is designed to correct: sentenced to life in prison for a first-time, nonviolent drug offense.
She is, of course, not alone. In the same pardon piece I wrote in 2022, I highlighted one such prisoner: Edwin Rubis, who, at the time, had spent about 25 years behind bars for conspiracy to distribute cannabis. According to the Bureau of Prisons, he is still incarcerated, and is not due to be released until 2031. The president thankfully loves freeing not just turkeys but also people. Perhaps an idea?
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He already pardoned most of the people democrats tried to dismantle with bullshit charges. Dem AGs are still going after them seeking state charges. Your ally Sullum applauded these abuses.
Yep, like George Santos, Scott Jenkins, Randall Cunningham, Duncan Hunter, and all those other corrupt politicians that kissed Trump's ass in exchange for a pardon.
Don’t forget that child predator and fan of boys shower room Denny Hastert (former GOP Speaker of the House) was released from prison before Donnie could pardon him.
Please explain to the commentariat just how your first SPB account was permanently banned.
"When the present and future hold nothing good for you, feel free to live in the past."
-from the bible of the defective right-wing misfire
Poor retarded shrike. So upset that doj lawfare was stopped. Also upset that dem lawfare actors are being held accountable. Because if nothing else shrike is a retarded leftist who sees government as a tool for his socialist party.
Meanwhile Biden literally pardoned his family and dems for 10 years of bad acts. Good work shrike.
Im sure those 60 and 70nyear old non violent grandmother's deserved 18 months for being in a public building for 20 minutes.
I'm not even sure what half of this dementia rant is. I'm also not sure you can wrap your microcephalic head around the fact that I think Biden is a POS for pardoning Hunter and the cash 4 kids judge, and Trump is a POS for pardoning every corrupt politician that kisses his ass.
Dems are being "held accountable" for Constitutionally protected speech encouraging other Americans to obey the Constitution, as those other Americans are required to do anyway. That's one of the clearest acts of lawfare, and the case will be thrown out faster than you cum in a toddler's ass. Just like with Comey, where Trump admin is so incompetent it can't even keep the number of charges straight or who signed what document. It's retards all the way down.
Lol. Fuck off shrike. You supported all the laefarw the last 5 years. Supported grandma's at j6 being locked up.
This year you've raged against any dem being held accountable for crimes from letitia to comey. Even here you rush to defend Biden off a judicial ruling most non leftists call bonkers. But 6 more months to go after him now retard.
You always play this obviously false "I hated biden" shit after elections because you have zero problem lying. At the time you defended it as a guise against "trumps revenge" with zero care he fucking violated multiple laws.
All you do is protect your party as that's what soros pays you for.
I dont get who you think youre tricking.
I’m shrike you dumbass. Don’t you know how nested comments work?
And I never hated Biden. I just said that he was too senile to be effective.
You like to sock puppet and samefag you child molesting cunt.
Clearly Jesse can't even read a username. No surprise he's a fucking dumbass Trump supporter.
Shrike, you have multiple socks lol.
Hint. When using socks at least try to change your often used phrases.
God damn.
We both used the word dumbass so we must be the same person. Dumbass.
Right-wing sub-persons are laughably behind.
One of the reasons they do this is that they have no empathy, so trying a very basic form of pattern-recognition and finding very rudimentary commonalities to categorize/identify people is the best they can.
Humans are typically shocked when they observe this, especially when you consider that any dog can do better.
I say phrases, you say words. This is one of your attempts at backtracking you've used many times when outted retard.
Your arguments are the same. Your phrases are the same. Your distractions are the same. Your actions are the same. Youre the same.
You've literally had this same argument with me on 2 other of your socks before resenting dumdum. Youre too stupid to hide it.
Lol.
One of the reasons they do this is that they have no empathy, so trying a very basic form of pattern-recognition and finding very rudimentary commonalities to categorize/identify people is the best they can.
There's a much simpler explanation. They lack the intellect to argue about whatever the subject might be, so they attack you with lies in an effort to goad you into defending yourself. That way they change the subject of the conversation to you and now you're just responding to their lies. Which is why I keep them on mute. To put it another way, don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
If only you didn’t project what you and Jeffy do all the time, Sarc.
Reminds me of when sarc tried cloning other posters for a while in what he called a moral action.
If turkeys Gobble and Waddle had been travelling peacefully on the high seas, in a speedboat, would they at least have gotten a warning, an attempt at apprehension, or a trail or at least basic fact-finding, before being summarily executed? The current policy from Dear Orange Caligula is a REAL TURKEY!!!
Also, WHEN will the vast cuntcentration camps full of cheap-plastic-flute violators be emptied out, and the "offenders" released?
Ass my pubic duty on this them that thar-here Thanksgiving Day, I do my charitable deed of the day, below...
To find precise details on what NOT to do, to avoid the flute police, please see http://www.churchofsqrls.com/DONT_DO_THIS/ … This has been a pubic service, courtesy of the Church of SQRLS!
You perform a public disservice, Melvin.
Says an indisputable ASSHOLE who wants to see EVERYONE (excepting Shitself of course) in a cuntcentration camp for having blown on cheap plastic flute, w/o authorization by the AuthorShitarian State, and Shit's handmaidens, overpaid, degreed Doctors of Doctorology!!!
Get better copypasta, Melvin.
He did free Ross Ulbricht, fulfilling a campaign promise and doing one of the two things I was hoping he would do. (He did the other, too.)
Created a viral dance is the other one isnt it.
Be racist.
RU saying RFKj is a libertarian or a Vermin Boothead clone?
How much did Gobble and Waddle pay Fatass? Donnie don’t do anything unless Donnie benefits.
How much did you pay Reason to get your account back after being permabanned for posting dark web hardcore child porn links here, Shrike?
As a donor and poster emeritus, Reason has my home address. If there was any truth to what you Trump-tard liars claimed I wouldn’t be here.
Then, what exactly happened to your original SPB account, dudette? And don't give us the lame-ass lost password excuse again.
Marxist Moose-Mammary Necrophiliac stole Shrike's ID and posted child porn under the stolen ID, is a VERY viable theory! She DID steal my ID (handle) is a documented and demented, DEMONstrable FACT!
(More likely this shit is ALL MADE UP LIES, just like the "fact" that I said I like to eat shit!)
Right, Melvin, and the moon is made of cheese.
He’s so full of shit.
Full of shit like a typical thanksgiving turkey in a squalid, rural, wretchedly reeking right-wing household 😀 😀 😀
Germany’s Secret Plan for War With Russia
A classified blueprint shows why weapons or troop numbers alone may not decide the outcome of a broader conflict between Moscow and the West
https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/germany-russia-war-nato-secret-plan-8ce43a8d?st=1DygjC&reflink=article_copyURL_share
For the love of Gawd you Germans, avoid war with Russia until Donnie kicks over. You know how tight he is with Vlad. He will demand your surrender like he has Ukraine.
Big fucking deal, retard. All countries have these plans with their neighbors. It's only an issue when actually carried out, See: Operation Barbarossa.
Is a top story for the pinkos at the Wall Street Journal.
Don’t underestimate Vlad and Donnie. They both hate Western liberal democracy.
The WSJ is a neocon paper, retard. But then, of course, so are you.
And you love Soros. All you pedophiles do.
Shrike, thanks for the link! Good to know!
I, for one, will not miss Berlin, being a nuclear crater of their own making.
Nope.
Drug criminals are right up there with child rapists and serial killers. Lock them up and never let them out. If you want to pretend they can be "rehabilitated," then fine - release them with the daily obligation of a drug test. For the rest of their lives.
And if they fail even slightly - and I'm not just talking about finding drugs in their system, if they ever even associate with another known drug user or drug criminal - then right back to jail and throw away the key.
You smackhead crack-addict bong-clouded rejects keep pretending that what you do is harmless. It is not. You have proven repeatedly that you cannot contain it to yourselves, nor do you seem to have any desire to. You have proven repeatedly that your efforts to proliferate are predatory in nature, designed to create and exploit addicts. You have proven repeatedly that you do not care about any second or third-order effects, and that the ONLY thing you care about in life is getting high.
Druggies are a pox on any civilized first-world society. Just put them in jail and forget they exist.
You should move to Singapore then. Using recreational drugs is a matter of personal liberty.
I dare you to take some and then drive on a public highway. Preferably past a cop.
You’re implying that alcohol should be illegal too. As a Prohibitionist why are you soiling the comment section of a libertarian publication?
You can have your personal liberty to use them in your home. But, it is not your personal liberty to use them, then drive and endanger (break the NAP) others.
I propose a compromise. Let those that wish to do drugs do so but they have to live with the consequences. Drive under the influence minimum one year in jail ( more if they cause actual harm). Too addicted to drugs to work? Oh well no government assistance for you. No welfare, housing or food stamps. With rights come responsibilities and if you want those rights you assume the responsibilities that go with them
Who decides what "addict" means? If it was up to AT anyone who takes a couple puffs off a joint at a concert is a hopeless addict who should be shot on sight. Then again if he had his way the U.S. military would go on a Holy Crusade across the globe, giving everyone a choice between Christian democracy or death. If that means murdering seven billion people, so be it.
Sarc, go down another 40.
It's a very simple stabdard. If the person claims that they are unable to get a job because they can't pass a drug test they don't receive any government assistance. If they want the right to do drugs then they can suffer the consequences of not being employable. A self inflicted disability should not require the government to provide assistance.
A drug test proves they used drugs at some point in the past. It is not evidence of drug use on the job.
Why should someone who takes a few puffs at a concert be denied work and assistance? That’s stupid.
The libertarian response is that employers can set standards for who they want to hire. If a person does enough drugs that they are unhirable why should they receive public ( taxpayer) assistance? Again if a person chooses to ecercise their right to do drugs I say let them but also let them face the responsibilities of doing so. If they commit crimes punish them and if their drug use makes them unhirable they don't get to sit at home on thetaxpayer's dollar receiving handouts. They can choose to do drugs but we don't have to subsidize them.
If you think youre not an alcoholic because you stopped drinking for 3 days, youre an alcoholic.
If you think you might be an alcoholic, you're not.
If it were a matter of personal liberty, you'd contain it to yourself, avoid predatory behavior, and take responsibility for the second/third-order effects.
You junkies do none of that. All the high, none of the responsibility/accountability.
You belong in jail. Forever.
I’m not going to redebate a tired topic. It’s just odd that you drug warriors hang out at a libertarian site.
No. It's not a won't. It's a can't. You can't debate it. Because you're wrong and you know it.
Our resident "drugs r bad mkay" libertarian.
Our resident the only freedom that matters is not being responsible or accountable retard.
Right, big government should make sure people live virtuous lives. Can't let people fuck up. That's why everything that's not forbidden should be mandatory just like in the libertopia called the USSR.
And here the pedophile shrike doesn't understand that there are victims and violations from the NAP for the shit he demands no recourse for. Trying to convince people there are no victims of his preferences.
Why is that pedo shrike?
Pushing a criminal policy of free the criminals, criminalize self defense like a good soros commie.
You claim they are only fucking up their own lives while ignoring murder, robbery, manslaughter, assaults, etc. Why is that pedo shrike?
Wonder why youre not responding to this shrike. Have to hide your pedo denying tendencies?
There is nothing libertarian about AT. Instead of the Non Aggression Principle, he subscribes to the Aggression In All Things Principle.
So sayeth the One True Libertarian®.
I don't think AT claims to be any kind of libertarian. It's OK, most people aren't.
Note to foreign readers: by "child rapists" Altruist Totalitarian doubtless means Trump and all the rest of Epstein's buddies on Republican Fantasy Island
No, I mean mostly the gays.
Note to foreign readers: In 1903 there were no drug criminals. The idea of equating a flower or weed with demonic possession is essentially Chinese. It led to 2 wars with GB, economic collapse, civil war with brainwashees of foreign Christianism and finally a series of communist civil wars. THAT is the success story totalitarian MAGAts on the rotting corpse of mystical conservatism want to sell you.
Color revolutions - you're in one!
https://x.com/CynicalPublius/status/1993886979738460646?s=20
Interesting that the Orange, Rose and other Soros backed color revolutions supported the overthrow of oppressive socialist USSR style governments.
Vlad, Donnie and yourself all pining for the USSR.
More on it.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/seditious-six-scripted-video-appears-be-part-lefts-broader-color-revolution-against-trump
Celebrated by the shrikes and mikes of the world.
They're looking to create a Kent State event after which a majority will fall in line regardless of facts. Worked pretty well with George Floyd but they weren't prepared to take it all the way. Video of cops firing on peaceful rioters will seal the deal.
I hope they use heavy machine guns like in The Handmaid's Tale. Much greater impact than infantry rifles.
So what exactly is "New Politics"?
https://x.com/pepesgrandma/status/1993809967338733768?s=20
Sounds like this “New Politics” is a democracy supporting NGO. Is that why you Wingnuts are trying to preemptively trash them?
Never heard of them. Think I’ll investigate.
None of these NGOs supports democracy, retard. They all support bureaucracy.
These are the guys Shrike champions.
https://x.com/ChristianHeiens/status/1993858810616627625?s=20
I was onto the Bushpigs before anyone else here back in 2007-08. I kept saying the GOP should be ostracized and Obama elected in a landslide.
But most of you Peanuts pledged everlasting loyalty to Team Red. Bush is now ostracized.
Of course I was right.
You are a Bushpig, asshole.
As is usual with Binion, he undermines his own argument, probably in an attempt to be tongue in cheek.
Mass uses of the Pardon power are not a good thing. It's like saying it's a good thing that the plumber came to your house 500 times last year. Sure, it's great he was available to provide this service, but it's a sign that there is a problem with your shit system.
Mass pardons mean one or two things are happening:
1) Our judicial system is broken.
2) Real criminals have corrupted the system to escape real crimes.
I have no problem with these powers as a final stopgap. But if you don't see how each use should be followed with a review to make sure its not needed again, you are ensuring that both of those cases are true.
I mean, look at this article. Binion is celebrating rich billionaires escaping legitimate crimes in the hopes that...what...people will support more of that, so maybe one or two really unjust prosecutions are fixed? It's perverse.
Pardons are cool. None or too few pardons is a the man laying another bummer head trip on us.
That's an infinitely more reasonable take than Billy's. Using the pardon power to shed light on structural flaws in the judicial system only makes sense if you're going to then address those flaws. Not just pardon a single individual who was famous enough or powerful enough to command the president's attention.
But that assumes presidents are granting pardons to people who were wronged by the judicial system. That's not what we do anymore. Clinton dealt the power a serious blow with his crooked, last-minute shenanigans. Things normalized a bit until Biden's puppeteer turned the power into an absolute joke. And Trump 2.0 is tripling down. We need more crooked politicians and CEOs in prison, not less.
The power has outlived it's intention. Time to get rid of it entirely or grant oversight by a third party who can overrule the pardons by a 2/3 vote or the like.
Correct. Fixing the justice system is better than pardons. The aggressive use of the justice department and corrupt judges is what necessitated Trump's pardon of over 1000 people at J6. Meanwhile, BLM rioters get released to continue their destructive activism and frequently get paid out from their local governments for the inconvenience of their rightful arrests. Criminals in liberal districts are repeatedly released with a slap on the wrist and allowed to continue harassing the public. The problem is the refusal to encourage order and serve justice.
They didnt just get released (BLM), but often recieved million dollar payouts for their inconvenience.
I addressed that.
The article's tone is strange because it's critical of Trump while expecting him to do more for Binion's own pet cases. He doesn't want to actually fix the system.
Did you really expect any Reason writers (except for maybe Good Liz) to really want to fix anything?
There is that slight little difference between the BLM rioters and the J6 yahoos, that being that the former were pissed about police using excessive force while the latter was trying to overturn the outcome of the presidential election. That's not even comparable. Yes the BLM assholes got off easy. But that doesn't excuse what happened on J6 or justify them being pardoned. That's just childish "But Mommy, Johnny did it first!" logic.
You support trespassers being shot dead. STFU.
That’s not the argument you drunk pinko dupe.
1. There is no version of events where a hundred or so unarmed people wandering through the capitol are going to “overturn the election”.
2. BLM (along with antifa) rioted, robbed, raped and murdered across America by the tens of thousands for MONTHS.
3. Yes, pardons were ABSOLUTLEY the right call for the J6 detainees after years of lawfare, illegal incarceration, overcharging and excessive sentences.
Your whole comment is bullshit, as are you.
Lol. We get it. Its (D)ifferent.
Want to know the real difference buddy?
BLM caused over 2B in damages and 26 murders on top of arson and destruction. Yet you defend them. Why?
Meanwhile you praise a Capitol officer killing an unarmed woman in a blind shoot. Yes I have the cite.
On the more local level, a judge threw out a jury conviction of a man who scammed Minnesota out of 7 million dollars. So even if you can get the bastards to trial, what's the point when a random judge can just throw it out.
It also means your plumber is shit, here that would be the legislature creating the laws to be executed
Pardon Daniel Penny and Dereck Chauvin. Pardon Kelli Ward.
Arrest Anthony Fauci, Gavin Newsom, Brandon Johnson, katie Hobbs, Gretchen Whitmer, Bibi Netanyahu, Vladimir Zelensky.
Don't forget the stinking six who urged the U.S. Military to commit treason.
Excellent wingnuttery. You’re like the drunk uncle on Thanksgiving today. The one every sane person avoids.
Better that than you, the uncle all the kids avoid for damn good reason.
“Uncle Johnny”…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxhg3dcHnb0
Leave innocent Jews out of it. And stop with your Neo Nazi shit. If you wam to do that, go back to Stormfront.
Maybe if pardons transcended politics, they would be respected more as something Prez should do more of. But when Prez only really pardon allies, then pardons are mere weapons.
J6... particularly for those convicted of violent crimes
Just like Derek Chauvin's phony conviction.
Chauvin was convicted of unintentional second-degree murder, third-degree murder, and second-degree manslaughter after following police best practices and specific instructions while Floyd was busy ODing himself to death.
He was sentenced to 22½ years in prison by the state of Minnesota and an additional 21 years in federal prison for "violating Floyd’s civil rights".
Looking at stuff like this, the Trump trials, the J6 fascism, etc. We need to start jailing corrupt judges.
Having fentanyl in your system =\= overdosing on fentanyl. Educate yourself before making such ignorant comments you backwards, bigoted hick.
“Looking at stuff like this, the Trump trials, the J6 fascism, etc. We need to start jailing corrupt judges.”
No when Patriotic Americans like me take America back from the MAGA traitors we will have a truth and reconciliation commission to handle MAGA crimes.
MAGA are the same people who fought for slavery and resisted the civil rights movement. They can yell “but, der, dat was duh democrats” all they want, but real educated Americans know better.
The best path forward for people like you is to admit you’re inferior to us, shut the fuck up, and leave us the fuck alone. You’re free to live in backwards shitholes, worship a guy who died 2000 years ago, and hate people who don’t want to live your backwards lifestyle. However, when you try to force your antiquated, bigoted beliefs on everyone there’s gonna be a big fucking problem.
The majority of Canadians and the FNMI community will be overjoyed when your burning in hell you backwards, bigoted quisling.
That weird KAR thing is at it again.
Kreepy KAR Kreature SKA KKK.
Boring, ignorant retard. Yawn.
We need to eliminate the entire democrat party, and crack down on Marxism.
If you want to advocate for repealing the 1st amendment, go for it, but it's going to be a tough sell to a lot of us.
Maybe the downfall of a free and tolerant society will always be that such a society must tolerate idiots like Marxists and their ilk. But I'm sticking with more freedom and responsibility being the answer, not less.
Surprised he didn't try to sneak Ghislaine Maxwell in between and hope the rest of us don't notice. Or maybe "Waddle" is his nickname for her?
Look at all these MAGA here defending a fucking pedophile fascist.
No one here is defending Shrike.
Weird this keeps coming from the left who id slowly legalizing pedophilia and reducing pedophilia punishments like in Washington state. Always projection with the retard left.
Yep, the Marxists here want to clear the way for gat democrats to fuck all the young teen and prepubescent boys they can. And they’re everywhere.
I think we all remember this case…..
https://www.wrdw.com/2024/12/26/ga-couple-sentenced-sexually-abusing-adopted-children/
“ ATLANTA, Ga. (Atlanta News First) - A Walton County couple will spend the rest of their lives in jail without parole after being convicted of sexually abusing their two adopted children.
The Alcovy Judicial Circuit District Attorney’s Office, which oversees Walton and Newton counties, said William and Zachary Zulock were convicted of the following charges:
“William Zulock: six counts of aggravated sodomy, three counts of aggravated child molestation, two counts of sexual exploitation of children and other sexual offenses.
Zachary Zulock: two counts of aggravated sodomy, three counts of aggravated child molestation, two counts of sodomy, three counts of sexual exploitation of children, two counts of pandering for a person under 18 and other sexual offenses.
William pleaded guilty to all the crimes in August. In October, Zachary also pled guilty to every charge except one, which he was found guilty of after a bench trial, the district attorney’s office said.”
If democrats had their way, this gay couple would have gotten a slap on the wrist at most, and KKK would cheer.
Bush brothers gave pEestain the sweetheart deal and their father groped little girls. Do the math!!!
Funny, the California state assembly just lowered statutory rape to a demeanor because gay men were disproportionately convicted of it.
Got to protect gay sexual predators, eh comrade?
When it's a Republican, then it's "not really" the sort of child molesting added to the LP platform for Ron Paul's cross-dressing infiltration campaign to wreck the LP.
https://www.fortfreedom.org/b29.htm
Gobble and Waddle are my nickname for the Biden/Harris administration.
That would be Waddle and Gobble. 😉
Waddle and Stagger could be stage names if Jeffy and Sarc formed a comedy team. Except they’re not funny. Although it would be the first people you could safely laugh at for being retarded.
ctrl-f 'Ulbricht' not found
Every year I hope that the President has enough nerve to send the turkeys to the White House kitchen. Even better if he swings the hatchet himself. Every year I'm disappointed.
Billy got some stuff right. The set of GOP moneybags donors "in exchange for law enforcement badges" ought to include Nixon bumsucker and Beatles albums burner Elvis Presley:
https://libertariantranslator.wordpress.com/2025/11/24/elvis-nixons-narc/
Trump also pardoned heavyweight world champion boxer Jack Johnson of Galveston. Johnson had been a horse exerciser back when "cocaine is for horses" waxed lyrical. Bulletproof Cocaine Negroes were invented by defeated boxers, the KKK and NYT pushing passage of the Harrison Act. Donald Trump pardoned America's Great Black Hope--better late than never! There is hope the looters will someday admit coke is non-habit-forming and safer than gin, cigarettes or other stimulants. https://time.com/5290570/jack-johnson-trump-pardon/
See also: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00066FABM/reasonmagazinea-20/
Just once I'd like to see a President walk out on Thanksgiving with a hatchet in his hand and behead the turkey.
He's too busy giving pardon's to white collar big-donors to give any pardons to non-donors who just deserve a pardon.