The 6th Circuit Upholds a School's Sweatshirt Censorship Because 'Let's Go Brandon' Is 'Plainly Vulgar'
That understanding of a familiar anti-Biden slogan hinges on the political message it communicates.
By contemporary political standards, the phrase "Let's Go Brandon," a mocking reference to former President Joe Biden, is pretty mild. But officials at Tri County Middle School in Howard City, Michigan, deemed it intolerable when it was displayed on sweatshirts that two students—a sixth-grader and his brother, an eighth-grader—had received as Christmas gifts from their mother. By requiring the boys to remove their sweatshirts, their mother argued in a 2023 lawsuit, the school violated their First Amendment rights.
Not so, a divided panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled this month in B.A. v. Tri County Schools, "because the school reasonably understood the slogan 'Let's Go Brandon' to be vulgar." Judge John K. Bush vigorously disagreed. "If we allow schools the power to censor political speech by recharacterizing it as vulgarity," he warns in his dissent, "we risk turning disagreement with political speech into justification for its censorship—something the First Amendment flatly forbids."
The argument between Bush and his colleagues hinges largely on the question of how much weight should be assigned to the origin of the message on the boys' sweatshirts. When NBC Sports reporter Kelli Stavast interviewed race car driver Brandon Brown after he won a NASCAR contest at Alabama's Talladega Superspeedway on October 2, 2021, the crowd could be heard chanting "Fuck Joe Biden." Stavast either misheard or misrepresented those words, saying, "You can hear the chants from the crowd, 'Let's Go Brandon.'"
That episode gave birth to the political meme that offended officials at Tri County Middle School. "From the beginning," Judge John Nalbandian notes in the 6th Circuit's majority opinion, "the expression had a wide range of meanings. Some saw it as merely a euphemism for what the crowd really said. Others used it as a shibboleth to express
antipathy towards the then-President and his policies. And still others used it to question what they perceived as liberal bias in the media—based on the theory that NBC had been trying to hide the anti-Biden sentiment on display at Talladega."
In defense of its sweatshirt censorship, the school district emphasized the first interpretation. Given its history, school officials said, "Let's Go Brandon" was tantamount to "Fuck Joe Biden," a phrase that ran afoul of a dress code forbidding "attire with messages or illustrations that are lewd, indecent, vulgar, or profane."
The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, which represented the plaintiffs, argued that a euphemism, which is designed to avoid vulgarity, cannot be "reasonably interpreted" as falling into that category. Or as several linguistic scholars put it in a 6th Circuit brief supporting the plaintiffs, "This case is not about swearing; it is about not swearing."
The 6th Circuit did not buy it. "The plaintiffs concede that a school could prohibit students from saying 'Fuck Joe Biden,'" Nalbandian writes. "And yet they insist that the euphemism 'Let's Go Brandon' is distinct—even though many people understand that slogan to mean 'Fuck Joe Biden.'" Given that reality, he says, "it's not clear that the school administrators acted unreasonably in determining that the euphemism still conveyed that vulgar message." To the contrary, "the uncontroverted origin of the slogan shows a plainly vulgar meaning."
Bush thinks that position gives short shrift to the meanings that the phrase acquired after Stavast misreported the Talladega chant. "'Let's Go Brandon!'—regardless its origin—has evolved into a widely recognized political slogan used to express opposition to a now-former president," he writes. "It is not vulgar on its face, nor so socially deviant that it must be sanitized from student expression."
These dueling interpretations matter because of what the Supreme Court has said about the First Amendment rights of public school students. In the 1969 case Tinker v. Des Moines Independent Community School District, which involved students who wore black armbands to protest the Vietnam War, the Court recognized that students do not "shed their constitutional rights to freedom of speech or expression at the schoolhouse gate." It held that "the prohibition of expression of one particular opinion, at least without evidence that it is necessary to avoid material and substantial interference with schoolwork or discipline, is not constitutionally permissible." But the justices qualified that general rule in subsequent decisions, including one that is particularly relevant here.
In the 1986 case Bethel School District No. 403 v. Fraser, the Supreme Court held that the First Amendment did not bar the suspension of a high school student who had given a "lewd speech" in support of a candidate for student body vice president. Here is the speech that got Matthew Fraser into trouble:
I know a man who is firm—he's firm in his pants, he's firm in his shirt, his character is firm—but most…of all, his belief in you, the students of Bethel [High School], is firm.
Jeff Kuhlman is a man who takes his point and pounds it in. If necessary, he'll take an issue and nail it to the wall. He doesn't attack things in spurts—he drives hard, pushing and pushing until finally—he succeeds.
Jeff is a man who will go to the very end—even the climax for each and every one of you. So vote for Jeff for A.S.B. vice-president—he'll never come between you and the best our high school can be.
Given the setting, the Supreme Court thought, that extended sexual joke was not protected by the First Amendment. "Surely it is a highly appropriate function of public school education to prohibit the use of vulgar and offensive terms in public discourse," Chief Justice Warren Burger said in the majority opinion. "Indeed, the 'fundamental values necessary to the maintenance of a democratic political system' disfavor the use of terms of debate highly offensive or highly threatening to others. Nothing in the Constitution prohibits the states from insisting that certain modes of expression are inappropriate and subject to sanctions. The inculcation of these values is truly the 'work of the schools.' The determination of what manner of speech in the classroom or in school assembly is inappropriate properly rests with the school board."
Nalbandian and 6th Circuit Judge Karen Nelson Moore, who joined his opinion, thought the exception recognized in Fraser readily covers "Let's Go Brandon" sweatshirts. Fraser "involved a school assembly speech that had a rather elaborate sexual metaphor instead of explicitly vulgar or obscene words," Nalbandian writes. "And yet the Supreme Court had no reservation in holding that the school was not required to tolerate 'lewd, indecent, or offensive speech and conduct.'" That decision, he says, "demonstrates that a school may regulate speech that conveys an obscene or vulgar message even when the words used are not themselves obscene or vulgar."
Bush sees an important difference between Fraser's speech, which repeatedly alluded to sexual intercourse, and "Let's Go Brandon," which is not about sex at all. Unlike Fraser's speech, "'Let's Go Brandon!' is not plainly lewd," Bush writes. "At most, the phrase indirectly references the use of the word 'f*ck' as an intensifier in the Talladega crowd's chant—a word the students themselves never used. The words 'f*ck' or 'f*cking,' along with other swear words, are commonly used today to convey emphasis or strong emotion, rather than for their literal, sexual meaning." After all, "the crowd did not chant the word at Talladega to advocate having sex with the former President."
Since the Fraser exception does not apply to "Let's Go Brandon," Bush says, the majority should have applied the Tinker test, which allows restrictions on student speech only when they are "necessary to avoid material and substantial interference with schoolwork or discipline." The school district in this case never claimed that the censored sweatshirts posed any such threat.
Bush also emphasizes that the sweatshirts, unlike Fraser's speech, clearly aimed to communicate a political position. In fact, he notes, they could only be deemed "vulgar" based on the assumption that they expressed criticism of then-President Biden.
The majority "attempts to distinguish the armbands in Tinker by claiming that the sanctions here are linked to the vulgar content alluded to by 'Let's Go Brandon!' and not the political content," Bush writes. "But the phrase itself is innocuous when divorced from the political message."
Imagine "a football player named Brandon making a big play, or a young student named Brandon winning a schoolyard race," Bush says. "Expressions of 'Let's Go Brandon!' in those situations—whether written on a sign or cheered by the crowd—would be understood as expressions of encouragement and support….The phrase can be used in everyday speech without any vulgar connotation. It only becomes 'vulgar' once the political message is assigned to it. The supposed vulgarity in 'Let's Go Brandon!' comes from its euphemistic association with a criticism of a political official. Without the political viewpoint attached to the words, no school administrator could possibly view the words 'Let's Go Brandon!' as vulgar."
Unlike the speech at issue in Fraser, "the double meaning behind these words is a political one, not a sexual one—so instead of deserving less protection, it deserves more," Bush writes. "Under the majority's rule, school officials now have the unrestrained discretion to declare speech vulgar as soon as it is imbued with a political message, so long as the school administrator could reasonably understand the message to include an offensive connotation. The inextricable link between the political viewpoint being expressed by the sweatshirts and the determination of vulgarity shows that it is not the vulgar content of the words themselves, but the political content that is actually being censored."
If "Let's Go Brandon" is "treated as vulgar only because of its political implications—and not because of the actual words used—then the restriction is not really about lewdness at all," Bush says. "It is, presumably, about viewpoint in some form or fashion. That distinction is constitutionally significant. The school cannot justify censorship by labeling speech as 'vulgar' when, in reality, it is being restricted because of the message."
Under Tinker, Bush argues, courts cannot "delegate to school officials unfettered discretion to censor student speech, especially when that speech carries such clear political overtones. Accordingly, we must apply the Tinker standard and conclude that the school's actions were not justified by actual or reasonably forecasted disruption to school operations."
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Fuck Joe Biden.
FUCK JOE BIDEN
Fuck Joe Biden and JS;dr!
You do it.
That's not his daughter.
Truck Donald Fump! Truck Him off to ANYWHERE butt HERE!
And could Dear Lard-Lord-Emperor PLEASE take His Queen Spermy Daniels with Him?
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What about the blind hatred for Biden in these comments? Seems like a majority of the people here start the day with the "Fuck Joe Biden" prayer. Why is that warranted while anyone who says "Boo" about Trump is accused of Trump Derangement Syndrome?
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Thoughtful, issue-driven comments about Trump are very welcome. But also very rare.
Most criticisms of Trump in these comment sections are not for things that either he as really done (they are merely projections of what he might do) or for things that the commenter approves of in other circumstances.
He's been a broken man for so many years now...
Does your whine have anything to do with the topic of the article (the Sixth Circuit’s decision), or is it just a chance to show you’re having a tantrum?
Did this make sense in retard?
I must have missed the article not being about fuck joe Biden.
Ironically your post is whining. Mine is laughing at a Democrat retard who used to whine about it. Maybe you two should hang out.
I'm not shocked dem institutions got upset their leader was made fun of. I'm not shocked dem leaning judges upheld them being upset.
This topic is so obvious even sullum ended up on the right side of it. Which is shocking.
Correct. Sarc was whining like a TDS addled little bitch.
But the prayer isn’t “Go Brandon” !
>>That understanding of a familiar anti-Biden slogan hinges on the political message it communicates.
hinges on total judicial stupidity. check my etsy page with fuck the 6th circuit shirts
Seems they walk themselves right into viewpoint discrimination. Should Che shirts be banned because you could see him as a murderous anti-black and anti-gay bigot? Should the word corn be banned for how it's used on the internet (imagine no more creamed corn from the lunch lady).
>>Seems they walk themselves right into viewpoint discrimination.
exactly. and lol with the corn.
fuck the 6th circuit shirts
An etsy shop is a good start, but if you don't join the Marines, get drunk, and then get "Let's Go Brandon" tattooed on your chest in Croatia you aren't fully committed to the bit.
Fuck Otto Penn.
(All of them).
Flickstick your Bic?Off to SCOTUS.
Here’s a cool slogan for a t-shirt:
Viva la Raza!!!
that shirt is everywhere.
Let's Go 6th Circuit !!!
Let's go Sullum!
JS;dr
Ass is to be expected, Scumby the Scummy Chimp-Chump AGREES with the anti-free-speech courts!!! Along with gun-grabbers and ALL cops and copsuckers and copsucklers, no matter HOW abusive they may be!!!
"Let's go Brandon" is now forbidden; do SNOT name your kid Brandon, EVER!!! After "Let's go Scumby the Scummy Chimp-Chump" is forbidden, I wonder twat Scumby the Scummy Chimp-Chump will think and stink of the NEW shit?
Twat cums around goes around, ALL of Ye Pervfected ideological idiots!!!
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It's not vulgar, it's euphemism. Do they also punish kids for saying "freaking" because it's obviously a substitute for a vulgarity?
Once again, pointedly related to this and the YAR debacle, if this is what the Klan has been reduced to in our modern age, I kinda wanna be lynched.
Please. Can I have a little peril?
Peril clutching?
Bless your heart.
Where I come from, Bless Your Heart means, "I'm not taking offense at what you just said because you are obviously mentally ill."
The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, which represented the plaintiffs, argued that a euphemism, which is designed to avoid vulgarity, cannot be "reasonably interpreted" as falling into that category. Or as several linguistic scholars put it in a 6th Circuit brief supporting the plaintiffs, "This case is not about swearing; it is about not swearing."
You know, I'm going to be that "on the one hand" guy. I'm trying to remain consistent about my own thoughts about slogans and behavior with kids in school, and I'm just not sure everything a student does, says or wears should be fought on the hill of an unfettered right to free speech. Because as we've seen, that's how you end up with Jewish students being shrieked at about the Final Solution being at the hands of bloodthirsty Islamic militants...
The other thing I take away here is, everyone was arguing whether it was vulgar or not. Ok... so... does that mean everyone is agreeing that if the shirt were vulgar then the actions by the school would be A-OK? It seems here that everyone (including the quasi-libertarian writer of the article) doesn't have a complaint about censorship of the vulgar, as long as it doesn't accidentally swerve into the political.
This feels like the "stopping people from driving their cars is a valid libertarian goal" kind of thinking.
You know, I'm going to be that "on the one hand" guy.
As the usual "Congress shall make no law" guy, I was struck by "Christmas gifts".
Fuck your right to peaceable assembly, free religion, free speech, *and* petitioning your government!
At least the ACLU pretended to care about more than one amendment. Even on a good day, FIRE doesn't pretend to care about one whole amendment.
Wanna place bets on whether this gets more copy than Priscilla Villarreal?
The only thing more important than Villareal is silly shit Trump said yesterday.
Right, we're like 3 steps removed from "Yelling fire in a crowded theater." here and still willingly ceding most/all of the ground.
Or people who just like to argue.
I guess prohibitions on saying "fuck" at school are so well established that we all just assume it's normal. Probably because it is. Though maybe it's time to give up on vulgarity control. Doesn't seem to be much of a social taboo in most circles these days. Unless you say "nigger" or "cunt", then you are obviously a terrible person.
Unclean, unclean!!!!
Broken clock moment for boot licker sullum
Imagine "a football player named Brandon making a big play, or a young student named Brandon winning a schoolyard race,"
Can somebody explain to me why are we imagining a football player or a schoolyard race when factually celebrating Brandon Brown's victory is a perfectly accurate and not-at-all implausible explanation?
Are we worried about stepping on NIL toes? Because it seems like that ship sailed.
This was covered on the Volokh side a week ago and in more detail. As noted there, the dissent had the clearly better argument. A bowdlerization is not and cannot be "vulgar" - that's the whole point of a bowdlerization.
Contrary to Thoritsu's comment above, though, the next step is not SCOTUS. The next step is to the en banc 6th Circuit. This will only go to SCOTUS if the whole 6th either refuses to hear the case or if they hear it and endorse the panel majority's obviously-wrong decision.
Implied vulgarity towards Democrats is subject to government censorship while outright vulgarity towards Republicans is ok?
"Let's go Jabbermule" should be forbidden, butt "Let's go SQRLSY" should SNOT be forbidden, is twat I say!!!
Free speech for MEEEE, butt snot for THEE, ass usual, is twat MEEE and My Tribe say!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢢⣌⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣩⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣌⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣤⣶⠂⠙⠋⠙⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠻⠉⢳⣶⣦⣍⢻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡇⣼⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠠⠿⣿⣿
⡿⢃⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡌⢿
⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿SSQRLSY⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢃⣾
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Free speech for MEEEE, butt snot for THEE, ass usual, is twat Scumby the Scummy Chimp-Chump and Shit's Tribe say!
(Should SNOT be a slurpprise to ANYONE who has been paying attention to twat Scumby the Scummy Chimp-Chump and similar speech-cuntrol-slurping twit-twats have been saying.)
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⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⡏⡀⠀⠘⠡⠤⠽⡲⢤⡀⠀⠈⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠷⣄⡀⠒⠀⠀⢀⡡⡈⠽⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢫⣀⢪⠀⠀⠉⠀⠤⠀⠀⠥⡖⢥⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡽⠟⠘⠘⠀⢀⡀⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⠘⠄⣌⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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...And that my friends is EXACTLY why the [Na]tional So[zi]alist[s] built Commie-Education camps for kids.
So the Gov-Gun-Gods could censor & indoctrinate everyone's kids.
The solution: school uniforms.
Stavast either misheard or misrepresented those words
Put on the nose, Jacob.