Guns and Grammar
Though awkward and antiquated, the Second Amendment’s syntax and grammar unambiguously protect gun rights.

For several weeks gun enthusiasts have been nervously watching the U.S. Supreme Court. The highest court has flirted with granting certiorari and agreeing to hear two noteworthy gun-related cases: Snope v. Brown and Ocean State Tactical v. Rhode Island. Both cases involve statewide bans on semiautomatics and ammunition. So far, the courts have only relisted the cases, keeping the dockets—and those nervously refreshing the court's website—in a suspenseful procedural limbo.
If the Court accepts these cases, the justices will undoubtedly revisit the current precedent established in 2008 by District of Colombia v. Heller. This landmark decision not only acknowledged and affirmed the individual right to firearms protected by the Second Amendment but also resurrected an age-old debate about the amendment's curious grammatical structure.
The Second Amendment's stilted syntax often inspires critics to wax grammatical. "The text of the amendment…is, as a whole, ungrammatical," writes Jeffrey Toobin, CNN's chief legal analyst. Some even argue that corpus linguistics—the study of language by analyzing vast collections of historical texts—safely rejects the current jurisprudence affirming an individual right to firearm ownership. (Spoiler alert: It doesn't, as David Kopel and Will Baude of The Volokh Conspiracy can confirm.)
Though seemingly ambiguous, the Second Amendment makes sense once dissected grammatically.
Clause for Concern
Scholars divide the Second Amendment into two clauses: the prefatory and the operative clauses. Each serves a different purpose. The prefatory clause—the subordinate opening about a well-regulated militia being necessary for security—provides the amendment's historical and cultural context. Meanwhile, the operative clause—the final half prohibiting infringement—unequivocally asserts the natural right of gun ownership. If the Second Amendment were a meal, the prefatory clause would be the appetizer, and the operative clause the main course.
From a grammatical standpoint, the prefatory clause is nonrestrictive. This introductory throat-clearing provides additional details unessential to the sentence's core meaning. Justice Antonin Scalia affirmed this interpretation in District of Columbia v. Heller, the 2008 landmark legal precedent that secured the individual right to firearms. The prefatory clause, Scalia argued, "does not limit the latter grammatically, but rather announces a purpose."
Gun control advocates tend to elevate the prefatory clause's militia reference, suggesting it's a precondition for the right to firearms. Some even claim that the Second Amendment preserves the right to maintain a militia.
Yet many linguistic scholars reject this interpretation. Kari Sullivan, a senior lecturer in linguistics at the University of Queensland, argues that the prefatory clause is neither internal nor conditional; instead, it's temporal and external, meaning the opening words introduce its context and purpose.
The amendment's bifurcated construction mirrors other famous documents of the era. The Virginia Declaration of Rights, often considered the foundation of the Bill of Rights, also used the prefatory/operative structure. Regarding free speech, section 12 of the declaration stated: "That the freedom of the press is one of the great bulwarks of liberty, and can never be restrained but by despotic governments." Prefacing a free press as "one of the great bulwarks of liberty" serves a similar prefatory purpose, adding colorful prose to the right articulated in the operative clause (i.e., can never be restrained but by despotic governments).
The arguments don't stop with grammatical construction. The Second Amendment's punctuation also provokes heated debate.
Plain Comma Sense
In a fictional exchange between Thomas Jefferson and James Madison, John Quaintance satirized the amendment's questionable punctuation, especially the amendment's last comma between arms and shall. "Also, not to be a grammar redcoat here, but the use and placement of the comma isn't helping," writes an apocryphal Jefferson. "Can we change it? It will take two seconds." This comma even inspired an Atlantic essay to ask if it is the "most consequential comma in U.S. history."
Comma usage at the time of the Constitution's signing was far from precise. "In the 18th century, punctuation marks were as common as medicinal leeches and just about as scientific," writes Adam Freedman of The New York Times.
Back then, commas mimicked speech patterns. Commas once represented natural pauses for speakers to catch their breath between intonational units. Writing has always been an extension of oral communication, but this was especially true during the Constitution's formulation.
This outmoded writing style includes commas that separate subjects from predicates. The Western canon brims with examples from literary classics, including Charles Dickens's Hard Times ("The objects he had lately pursued, turned worthless beside her") and Herman Melville's Moby Dick ("But this august dignity I treat of, is not the dignity of kings and robes"). By modern standards, William Shakespeare's excessive use of punctuation is ungrammatical.
Though antiquated, similarly punctuated sentences appear throughout the Constitution. Note the commas in Article III, Section 1 ("The judicial power of the United States, shall be vested in one Supreme Court") and Section 3 ("Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort"). Despite their punctuation, these constitutional clauses unambiguously codified the Supreme Court as the ultimate judicial authority and established the constitutional definition of treason, respectively.
The comma, among its many uses, can denote nonrestrictive apposition. An appositive phrase links a noun with a modifying phrase or clause. Thus, the prefatory clause involves the primary noun phrase (i.e., a well-regulated militia) and its modifying nonrestrictive appositive (i.e., being necessary to the security of a free state). To avoid grammarians labeling the modifier "misplaced" or "dangling," these two phases must adjoin, and the comma demarcates their symbiotic relationship.
Consequently, the operative clause must also abide by the same parallel structure. Considering their proximity, the clause's first half (i.e., the right of the people to keep and bear Arms) and second (i.e., shall not be infringed) must work together. Thus, with these adjoining phrases, the operative clause—though interrupted by a comma splitting the subject and predicate—explicitly and solely prohibits government infringement of the right to keep and bear arms. Moreover, this clause isn't grammatically dependent on the militia reference, given the distance between the two.
The exact quantity of commas in the amendment is also complicated. Though the final version of the text contains three, several states ratified the amendment with fewer. Maryland, New York, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina used only one comma. New Jersey's version had none.
But most speculation about the amendment's "consequential" commas is exaggerated. Historically, punctuation lacks legal standing. A long-standing British tradition minimized punctuation's effect on laws. American jurisprudence has also followed this standard, especially in Supreme Court decisions like Hammock v. Loan and Trust Company, Simpson v. United States, and Stephens v. Cherokee Nation—all cases involving justices ignoring punctuation.
Undoubtedly, the Second Amendment's punctuation is clunky at best, ahistorically ungrammatical at worst. But given the era's writing style and the parallel relationship of its various phases, the Second Amendment intuitively accomplishes its main goal: enumerating the right to own a firearm.
Passive Voice Shall Not Be Infringed
Some critics suggest the amendment's passive voice compels its ambiguity. "Given the regrettable use of the passive voice, just who is it that is bound by the Amendment?" asks Richard A. Epstein, a law professor at the University of Chicago.
Understanding the difference between active and passive voice sheds light on the Second Amendment.
With active voice, a subject acts, and this action occasionally affects an object. For example: "The Second Amendment protects the right to bear arms." In this sentence, the subject (i.e., the Second Amendment) acts (i.e., protects) upon an object (i.e., the right to bear arms).
Passive voice flips the script and emphasizes the object. The passive predicate is usually a past participle accompanied by an additional "to be" verb (e.g., is, are, was, were, etc.). For example: "The right to bear arms is protected by the Second Amendment."
Any discussion of passive voice would be remiss if it didn't mention its capacity for deception. From Watergate to Iran-Contra, public officials regularly use the age-old dodge "mistakes were made" to weasel out of responsibility.
But like a firearm, grammatical construction is bad only when wielded by the wrong people. Passive voice is neither inherently wrong nor ungrammatical. Indeed, its usage is sometimes warranted.
The passive voice is helpful when 1) the object is more important than the subject or 2) the subject is innumerable. Consider the following sentence: "Martin Luther King Jr. was arrested 30 times throughout his civil rights career." Does it make sense to name every officer involved in those arrests? Of course not. Rather than undergo the painstaking process of identifying each and every subject, passive voice empowers writers to obscure or omit the no-named subject and promote the more significant object.
Passive voice wasn't limited to the Second Amendment; the Framers used it liberally throughout the Bill of Rights. The Fourth Amendment asserts that the right against unlawful search and seizure "shall not be violated." The Fifth Amendment states, "No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime." Only the First Amendment uses active voice ("Congress shall make no law").
The Bill of Rights' passive voice consistently elevates one object: individual rights. As for the subject, the Framers could neither specify nor predict what or who could infringe upon said rights. Thus, the Constitution, especially following the 14th Amendment's ratification, safeguards these rights from an exhaustive catalog of unscrupulous subjects—namely, state actors (e.g., cops, Congress, presidents, judges, city councils, etc.) that could violate these freedoms.
Unfortunately, rights haven't always been universal. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness didn't always apply to marginalized communities. Any high-level conversation about American history would be remiss if it didn't mention chattel slavery, the genocide of Indigenous people, or the disenfranchisement of women.
Though pockmarked with violence and repression, the arc of American history, to paraphrase King, bends toward justice. Over time, civil liberties have expanded rather than contracted. Assuredly, more work remains to advance the causes of liberty and dignity. And though imperfect, the Constitution's linguistic architecture has endured historical tumult, exalting and articulating our natural rights to speech, religion, assembly, due process, and—yes—gun ownership.
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All of the bill of rights is a restriction on the government to secure individual rights.
If you think the second only applies to active militia units, you must also think the first only applies to organized religions, commercial printing shops, and organized lobbyists.
If you think the second only applies to active militia units, you must also think the first only applies to organized religions, commercial printing shops, and organized lobbyists.
Their copy reads "All is free speech." That's why when the local PD in [Throws dart at map, reads...] Brian, OH tries to haul off a sex offender who is harassing people, suddenly housing people and facilitating their harassing the neighbors is a free speech issue even without an act of Congress.
It's been a bugaboo of mine for a very long time that so many things get shoved under the umbrella of the 1st Amendment. It's indicative of the Collectivist move away from individual/private property rights.
Interesting article. I'm pretty sure we will be going through this same linguistic argument with birthright citizenship. I favor revisiting the entire constitution and eliminating commas altogether.
Came here to bring up this point.
All the language and statements from senators who drafted the 14th clearly state what under jurisdiction means, but most pretend it means simple legal jurisdiction, it does not.
The same games played with the 2A.
"All the language and statements from senators who drafted the 14th clearly state what under jurisdiction means"
According to renowned constitutional scholar Justin Amash that doesn't matter. Also he's a super dreamy Libertarian so his opinions are worth double.
Unfortunately, rights haven't always been universal.
Maybe I am being pedantic, but (natural) rights are universal. Infringing the right to keep and bear arms is how governments infringe the rest of them.
I think the average reader hears the "[recognition (or maybe articulation of)] rights haven't always been universal" in that sentence.
So yes, you're being pedantic. But precision in thought and speech is an important goal so being pedantic is not necessarily a bad thing.
"rights haven't always been universal."
Inherent in that statement is the idea that governments grant rights, not that we are all born with inalienable rights. So yeah, point it out.
This is laughable. If you read Justice Scalia's "infamous" discussion of the "prefactory" clause, you'll note that he cites as "authority" a British case decided circa 1848. Uh, a 19th century British decision is "precedent" for the United States of America in the 21st century? WTF, monsieur?
When it comes to gun control, I am a skeptic on several grounds. I don't believe in natural law, so there is no "natural right" to anything. Isn't it a little "funny" that no other nation in the world recognizes the "natural right of self defence"? Is everyone except the US stupid?
On the other hand, I don't believe that "gun control" actually reduces violent crime, so I were somehow in "control" of the Democratic Party, which I'm not, I wouldn't expend any political capital on trying to enact anti-gun measures.
However, I do find it "believable" that reducing access to guns does reduce the suicide rate. So there's that.
Whether or not you believe in natural rights is irrelevant to whether they exist or not. But since you raise the question, a natural law or natural right probably doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. A natural right is one that a free person cannot remain free without. It really is that simple! It means that the right is not granted by any other authority - natural or supernatural - and exists out of logical necessity. It cannot, therefore, be taken away by any authority. More importantly, it means that if you want to preserve your liberty and remain free, you will not surrender that right while you yet live.
What do you say to someone who claims that natural rights are made up? Someone can easily derive that from your paragraph.
Fuck off, slaver?
Bye the way, when you say you don't believe in natural law, how do you distinguish between the current context and, for example, the natural law of gravitation?
However, I do find it "believable" that reducing access to guns does reduce the suicide rate. So there's that.
In 2019, the US was 31st in suicides per 100,000. We are the grand champions of private gun ownership. If gun access = higher suicide rates, explain the other 30 countries
You may find it "believable" (that reducing access to guns reduces the suicide rate) but it's flatly untrue. All it does is reduce the rate of suicides committed with guns. It increases the rate of suicides committed with drugs, intentional car crashes, 'by cop', etc. Total death rates remain statistically unchanged before and after the implementation of gun restrictions.
Suicide is a serious mental health problem. It has nothing to do with gun control.
No, it isn't "funny" that those who seek power over other people disarm those they seek power over.
I am in my prefactory period.
>>Though awkward and antiquated, the Second Amendment’s syntax and grammar unambiguously protect gun rights.
the ironing in the above sentence is unambiguously delicious.
>the ironing
and the irony
>and the irony
That's an interesting wrinkle.
Bet he is steamed now.
You'd better smooth things over.
We're conflating the FEDERAL constitution with what was considered proper firearms regulation at the state and local level.
Why is it not linguistically obvious that the Federal constitution was written to prevent and any all infringement by the federal government, while not asking the States to change their own laws and customs about firearms?
The states had militias. Recent experience was with the Brits trying to neuter the state militias by disarming the individuals. The 2nd amendment clearly addresses this concern, without infringing on the sovereignty of the States.
It's the 14th amendment that codified the common law rights of freed men to defend themselves.
This would be common sense were it not for lawyers being illogical weirdos.
Those "illogical weirdos" always and everywhere have an axe to grind and their own fish to fry. If we must not let the Federal government restrict our right to keep and bear arms, then we must not let the state and local governments to do so either. And yet the Federal government has imposed a ban on local militias, substituting the National Guard and the Reserves despite the importance of being able to organize well-regulated militias for local defense and to be called up by the Governors for state emergencies and by the President for national emergencies.
I have not heard of this. Citations?
The opponents of the Bill of Rights will latch on to any excuse to undermine our liberties. But grammar will not decide the cases in court. The only thing that will protect our liberties is that we INSIST upon them - forcefully if necessary - regardless of any political faction or creative jurists.
"Stooksberry"
I found the name of my next gnome wizard.
Trump will find a way to wipe his keister with the U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the principles under which this country was founded in order to appease someone in order to get himself a few bucks. Just ask Mother’s poop pile (Lament).
Fortune telling doesn't suit you. You clowns love to say what Trump might do but never say a fucking word about what Biden actually did. His pardon parade for people who committed crimes against humanity, being just one example. But yeah, bitch about what you think may happen.
You think both Biden and Trump don’t have long records of asshatery shit shows? You require equal complaints about both on any given post? Just how dumb are you? Go push another potato up your keister.
This is the kind of civil discourse that makes the Reason comment section such a valuable resource for the community.
Sir, we’re trying to have a serious (cough, cough) discussion here but your two keister potato packing soul brothers are interfering with our discussion!
Says the one who made up accusations on what Trump will do. You're in no position to talk.
In these comments you're judged by what you didn't say, or what people claim you didn't say.
So if you complain about Trump doing something, they'll say you never criticized Democrats for doing the same thing, call you a hypocrite, and smugly declare victory.
It's called "tu quoque" and it may as well be the mating call around here.
He didn't complain about what Trump has done. He made a claim about what Trump may do, while ignoring the crimes Biden actually did.
"Trump will find a way..."
Very similar to how you post.
"Trump will find a way..."
Jurassic park for dumbasses.
"Hold onto your butts!"
"Trump will find a way to wipe his keister with the U.S. Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the principles under which this country was founded in order to appease someone in order to get himself a few bucks."
You misspelled "Biden."
Another potato packer?
A troll is an commentor* who presents only to be contrary and to hurl insults and invective in order to gin up threads of outrage. In the course of doing so they contribute absolutely nothing of value. I suspect it is because they are very isolated and lonely wretches.
*“Arguing with anonymous strangers on the Internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be—or to be indistinguishable from—self-righteous sixteen-year-olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
This is you all over; you are now muted, that is all.
The funny thing is that he's not even a good troll. What the hell even is a "potato packer" and is that supposed to rile people up?
As an English major, the English in the Second Amendment is quite straightforward. Congress shall make no law infringing the right of the people to keep and bear arms. It's clear as day.
Whenever I listen to an advocate of gun control (read gun confiscation), I see someone with a hammer and a sickle or a swastika on their forehead.
Yep.
Anyone who wants to disarm a political rival wants to control them by force, at best. Genocide if they refuse to be controlled.
Innocents Betrayed by JPFO
That’s outstanding considering you two potato packers refuse to see a hammer and sickle or swastika on the forehead of your lead potato packer as he supplies more two thousand pounders to Zionist Nazis to commit further genocide against the Palestinian civilians of Gaza.
Speaking of axes to grind…
Your team lost, and rightfully so.
Fuck off commie.
Your displeasure for the next four years will be pleasing.
So "potato packer" is some kind of anti-jew slogan?
A slogan of his own invention, the usual product of morons like him.
All the people who say the amendment does not protect individual rights: where is the written records of the Founders supporting gun restrictions? Why textual analysis, when it seems clear to me at least that the Founders would have been horrified by gun bans, etc. If they were not protecting individual rights, why didn't they say that in other places? Where were the newspaper articles demanding gun bans?
That was back in the days of The Enlightenment and the Age of Reason. Few care about or understand individual rights anymore. Now it's the Age of Envy. It's all about the Collective and everything's up for grabs.
"Guns and Grammar"? I thought we were going to get a review of the latest gangsta terminology for weapons and use.
Baloney. The Second Amendment was part of a package of ten amendments. None of the others were thought to require a prefatory clause supplying "historical context." The authors were speaking presently and prospectively. In 1791 it seemed inevitable that "a well-regulated militia" was essential to the preservation of liberty. But where would be the rationale for personal gun rights at the federal constitutional level absent the need for the "well-regulated militia?" Nowhere, hence the invocation of "NATURAL" gun rights. Oh, be serious. Gun rights are hardly "natural." The earliest proto-firearms in the Western world were invented by humans only 700 years ago, and the philosophical concept of individual rights was elaborated only 300 years ago. Militias have been obsolete for over a century. Locke and Montesquieu said nothing about gun-totin' as a natural human right. So there is no historical basis, no intellectual basis, and no grammatical basis for this interpretation of 2A. Toobin says it has no clear meaning, which is true, so why quote him in favor and then argue that it does? Just another pitiful effort to defend the indefensible.
You know what else isn't in the Second Amendment? The word "guns". The NATURAL right is to defend yourself, your family and your community. That's why the 2A says "keep and bear arms", not merely guns. Arms were invented - well, we don't actually know but using tools as weapons (that is, "arms") almost certainly predate language itself.
And Locke, Montesquieu and the rest emphatically did write about the natural right to armed self-defense. For Locke, look to Two Treatises on Government. For Montesquieu, The Spirit of Laws for a start.
Maybe before accusing others of writing "baloney", you should write less of it yourself.
Nobody contests a natural right of self-defense, or ever did. That much was long established in the common law adopted by the states of the fledgling USA, and as colonies before. So the natural right of self-defense needed no federal constitutional protection, and got none. This article begins by noting the "fears" of those who think 2A might not be held to cover semi-automatic rifles like those used in hundreds of mass killings in America. That ain't self-defense, it's weapons of offensive mass destruction. Before commenting on constitutional law, maybe you should learn more of it yourself.
With that logic, you may as well take away one's right to access fire; after all, more people die by burning or explosions in history than "hundreds of mass killings" have done. You don't know squat about law. You do not believe in the 2nd Amendment.
Maybe familiarize yourself with the number of homicides committed with all rifles versus other means, including fists, feet, blunt objects, and handguns.
Such persons do not like being confused with facts [on average, about 350 persons are killed with "long guns" of any type, including the 30,000,000 + ARs privately owned; whereas about twice as many persons are beaten to death].
So you're saying we need common-sense fist control?
/sarc
Taken to its illogical extreme...most definitely.
I do wonder, after guns and now knives, what Great Britain will seek to ban next. Pointy kitchen knives are already on the block, and common tools [scissors, hammers, etc.] are certainly suspect. I also wonder just how much bubble wrap the average Briton can tolerate.
In Britain, with their large Muslim immigrant population, I can see them banning bacon and other pork products.
Once guns, knives, bats, scissors, and hammers are banned, I could see Brits smearing bacon grease on their arms to repel assailants.
Okay, this was somewhat in jest, but the video of the Muslim guy attacking the British couple for cooking bacon gave me the idea.
On the contrary, many governments rejected the idea of a right to self-defense. Many still do. Look to the UK for just one recent example. Guns are already outlawed so now they're outlawing knives. Shoot, you can even look to the pontifications of some of our own US politicians who try to deny us the right to self defense even as they are surrounded by their own well-armed "protective details".
Your claim that recognition was not "needed" is contradicted by millennia of history across multiple jurisdictions and judicial systems, most of which the Founders were well educated on.
It's also contradicted by the fact that, as pointed out above, some of the most influential philosophers of the day (Locke, Montesquieu, et al) called out and directly discussed the natural right to self defense. They wouldn't have "needed" to discuss it at all if it was as "long established" as you're trying to claim.
Gee, thank you for pointing out what some of us have known for over 200 years.
"Don't know squat about law." I am a 21-year judge who won the AmJur award in constitutional law. How 'bout you, eh?
"Number of homicides committed with all rifles versus other means?" The one salient point is that rifles exist for the SOLE PURPOSE of killing. And are by far the most efficient means whereby a single individual can do so. Unlike body parts, blunt objects, etc. Handguns, as SCOTUS noted in the Chicago case, are different and fall within "self-defense" when kept in the home.
"Many governments rejected the idea of a right to self-defense." Well, no RELEVANT government did. English common law recognized this long before the invention of firearms. The talk of banning knives is ridiculous, but that's beside the point.
But again, THE NATURAL RIGHT OF SELF-DEFENSE HAS NEVER BEEN DOUBTED IN U.S. OR COLONIAL HISTORY, so to pretend that current 2A disputes are about self-defense" is somewhere between disingenuous and delusional. Even "well-regulated militias" are a bit more than personal self-defense.
I am a 21-year judge who won the AmJur award in constitutional law.
Nobody gives a shit; we're taking about right and wrong. So please tell us where agents of the state derive the moral authority to deprive an individual of a tool of self-defense.
And say hi to Morgan Fairchild while you are at it.
Who is Morgan Fairchild? Anyhow, constitutional law is not about right or wrong, it's about rights and powers. For the umpteenth time, nobody is saying "agents of the state" have "the moral authority to deprive individuals of a tool of self-defense." If a semi-auto rifle is "a tool of self-defense," then your grandiose personage must be expecting the Chinese Army on your doorstep, and should see a psychiatrist before posting further.
Curious, have you ever been in a gun fight? I’ve been in a couple. Ok, a few. You should probably take your own advice and see a psychiatrist before posting further.
If a semi-auto rifle is "a tool of self-defense, then your grandiose personage must be expecting the Chinese Army on your doorstep"
Semi-auto rifles and pistols have been used in self defense countless times.
Educate yourself "Amjur" recipient; and while you're at it get over yourself. And since you claim to be an exceptionally bright law student it shouldn't be a stretch for you to read the Heller, Bruen, and McDonald decisions.
Let's see - a 21 year judge... that would make you at least mid-fourties and more likely in your late 50s or early 60s. And you say you don't know who Morgan Fairchild, a major TV star of the 70s and 80s is?
Hypotheses:
1. You led an incredibly sheltered life with no access to TV or childhood friends who talked about TV.
2. You have a mental disability interfering with memory.
3. You're lying.
4. The quality of thinkers that we let become judges has declined to such a truly shocking degree that we are right to fear for the survival of our judicial system.
Given your obvious ignorance of guns, gun law and the documents actually written by the Founders themselves on these and related topics, I'm going with hypothesis 3 but must acknowledge that I cannot completely exclude hypothesis 4.
In the spirit of Occam's Razor, I am going for the most plausible and adding 5. Miserable troll [essential qualities of which are addressed by 2 and 3].
So Judge, does the second amendment relate only to personal self defense?