Chuck Schumer Panics Over Logan Paul's New Energy Drink
The new energy drink has about as much caffeine as a large Starbucks coffee.

Prime Energy is a new caffeinated drink created by social media celebrity, podcaster, and professional wrestler Logan Paul. The five flavors—Blue Raspberry, Lemon Lime, Strawberry Watermelon, Orange Mango, and Tropical Punch—are sweet as candy, though they contain no sugar.
They do contain 200 milligrams of caffeine. This has made Prime Energy a target of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D–N.Y.), who is demanding that the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) investigate the beverage company for targeting kids with a product that poses "a serious health concern."
"One of the summer's hottest status symbols for kids is not an outfit, or a toy—it's a beverage," said Schumer, according to The Associated Press. "But buyer and parents beware because it's a serious health concern for the kids it so feverishly targets."
As Reason's Elizabeth Nolan Brown noted, Schumer's ire is incredibly misdirected.
For one thing, cans of Prime Energy have warning labels that explicitly say the product is not recommended for anyone under the age of 18. Yes, the beverage appears to be popular with kids, but that's because Paul happens to have an especially young audience on YouTube. Why a specific social media personality is producing videos that resonate with kids is not a matter for federal health bureaucrats to adjudicate.
Complaints that the flavor names and brightly colored cans are designed specifically to ensnare children are reminiscent of similar arguments against vaping. Regulators frequently claim that flavored e-cigarettes are targeted at kids, even though many adults enjoy them—even preferring e-cigarettes to smoking tobacco, the latter of which is significantly more harmful.
But even if kids are drinking Prime Energy—despite the warning label—this is no reason to panic and involve the FDA.
Besides, the drink's caffeine levels are not as concerning as Schumer would have you believe.
Reports by CBS and other media outlets have stressed that the amount of caffeine in a Prime Energy drink "is equivalent to six cans of Coke or two Red Bulls." That certainly sounds like a lot, but compare Prime Energy to coffee. A Starbucks brand K-cup has about 100 milligrams of caffeine, and a venti coffee—the largest size—has about 400 milligrams. That's twice as much caffeine as a can of Prime Energy. But nobody is freaked out about teens drinking too much Starbucks.
That's because the freakout over Prime Energy is actually just a new permutation of the broader panic about social media. Bureaucrats and busybodies are desperate to find any evidence that kids scrolling through Instagram and TikTok are negatively impacted by the experience. A popular social media figure selling a new energy drink strikes many legislators and reporters as nefarious by default, even if the product in question is no worse than what's already on the market.
"The research suggests energy drinks carry no more risk than other caffeinated beverages children can readily access," says Guy Bentley, director of consumer freedom at the Reason Foundation, which publishes Reason. "If children are under the illusion this is a health drink, parents, schools, consumers, and their doctors are well-placed to correct any misperceptions without requiring federal officials to spend more time on TikTok."
Here's hoping that the FDA ignores Schumer's plea.
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Wait'll Chuckie finds out what the main ingredient of Prime Energy is. (Hint: It's the same shit they use in nuclear power plant cooling towers.)
HO2?
Close - dihydrogen monoxide is a very dangerous chemical with well-documented toxicity.
Wrong spot
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the same chemical is the most commonly used industrial surfactant
Schumer or later he will get to the bottom of this.
He’s primed for battle.
He just needs a Jolt.
Buzz me if Prime makes cola.
He needs to Reid the constitution.
Now that you Manchin it…
What we need is to Chuck this Grassley roots campaign out the window and start over.
Oh no! Not Dihydrogen Monoxide! Won't somebody think of the children!
Pluggo always does.
Dihydrogen monoxide.
Important ! Always just remember - You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor
But you can put too much water in a human.
if you think Chuck Schumer cares at ALL about the caffeine content of this energy drink you're not gonna make it.
That is not what this is about.
It’s all about the hearings.
Chuck, now do covid vaccines.
He really should be going after dihydrogen monoxide. That's the real killer.
Hydrogen dioxide!
- White Mike
Don't make him misuse gaslighting again.
Perhaps someone might mention that the child groping Biden (D) habitually gropes children. I wonder at what stage of Alzheimers the child groping Biden (D) needs to reach before he, the child groping Biden (D), stops groping children. The children are biden their time until then. When they become adults, many may need grope therapy.
“Gaslighting is when you imply I said things similar to what I actually said” – White Sarcasmike
https://reason.com/2021/11/02/joe-biden-presses-ahead-with-vaccine-mandates-inviting-legal-challenges/?comments=true#comment-9189606
LOL! I'd also forgotten what an ass Joe Friday was.
I'd forgotten Joe Friday.
No, it’s better than that. He had earlier said explicitly that Hydrogen Dioxide was another name for water
Probably a year earlier.
I changed my handle to WhiteHydrogen Knightoxide for a while
I’m glad we solved all the important issues so we have time for this.
Anything that keeps eyes and ears off COVID hearings or Hunter Biden. Anything...
Celebrity drinks under attack, far more important that presidential corruption. Glad to see laser like focus on the important issues.
Presidential corruption? Trump’s been out of office for over two years, why would we cover old stories?
— Reason
I think the DeSantis campaign actually pays this guy, btw
https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1678771919469031424?t=nmppIxOkCQ-Pmk9f88aSVw&s=19
Was Trump responsible for cheap gas or was fracking responsible for cheap gas? Yes, Biden ruined our oil dominance with his policies, but Trump really didn't DO anything to make us #1 in oil production. He simply did not block drilling or production as Biden did.
That seems like the "right thing to do" there for the president.
Turns out that the solution to most economic problems is for government to just get the hell out of the way. Trump did that.
>>Here's hoping that the FDA ignores Schumer's plea.
here's hoping you figure out the president is a criminal.
Don't hold your breathe.
Complaints that the flavor names ... are designed specifically to ensnare children
Oh, FFS! The (descriptive for adults) flavor names are Blue Raspberry, Lemon Lime, Strawberry Watermelon, Orange Mango, and Tropical Punch, not "Hog Snot" or "Your Brother's Armpit".
nobody is freaked out about teens drinking too much Starbucks.
"Under 18? No caffeine!"
“Over 18, no Pluggo”
Underrated comment.
But you can have your junk removed, above or below the waist. It’s your constitutional right.
But, White Mike says that's not happening.
Ostensibly without parental consent.
It’s the only way to save democracy!
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Let me be the first to say... Prime Energy is just ok, but the Prime Hydration (their sports drink, which is actually what's in the picture) is excellent!
The "handle" by which products like this can be snagged while coffee isn't is that the caffeine is an additive.
So what.
*takes a swig of raw opium tea*
Drags on cigarette
That's another example, clamping down on nicotine-containing vape to an extent they don't go to re whole tobacco.
Same with measures treating added sugars differently from those in the straight juice. Or synthetic trans fat differently from dairy trans fat. Or added radioactivity or radiation.
Or synthetic trans fat differently from dairy trans fat.
There is significant difference between those two.
https://twitter.com/FBIWFO/status/1678524780230656000?t=UF0EOkc_YfBy6ip86HDT7g&s=19
Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit tips.fbi.gov to submit a tip.
Left them a tip about a guy I've seen on YouTube named Ray Epps. He seems pretty damn suspicious.
Or many some tips about drugs in the White House.
Or people abusing the FISA process?
There's a guy named Joe embezzling supplies from the US military and coordinating the take through Ukraine.
I hear he’s getting a 10% cut.
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1678807336775991296?t=IqI4-q6koGmGnTWmgM0_eA&s=19
BREAKING: Bank of America, $BAC, secretly opened credit card accounts in customer names, double charged overdraft fees, and withheld promised perks from users.
It has been fined $150 million over junk fees.
[Link]
Interesting, this may explain why a local store is no longer accepting Bank of America credit cards.
Wells Fargo was pulling shit like that a few years ago. B of A is even worse, since it has no right to exist anyway. It should have gone out of business in the last Crisis on Infinite Financial Institutions event in the late 2000’s. But their paid lackeys in government made sure that didn’t happen.
Same thing happened in Atlanta, where entrepreneurs sold Peruvian Wine similar to what the Pope iv Rome, Thomas Edison, William McKinley and Mark Twain enjoyed. Officious mystical bigots banned "liquor" in 1886, so the makers dropped that and instead offered a cocaine soft drink, Coca Cola. That was soon pilloried and lynched by those same mystical bigots. There is no appeasing superstition once it gets its claws on the altruistic initiation of deadly force.
Goddamn, that interesting. Tell us more.
Poor Chuck Schumer. A totalitarian nanny trapped in a white man's body.
Well, I've drunk coffee and caffeinated soft drinks nearly every day for over 60 years. They taste good and I am still relatively healthy. Mr. Schumer, I recommend caffeine for all age groups.
Makes sense if you believe physical fitness is racist! Idiots.
I think the title should have been "Schmuck Chumer." Just sayin'
Nothing Chuckles says is worth reporting.
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