Review: Nothing, Forever Is Funny, but Not the Way Seinfeld Is Funny
In one sequence, the Jerry Seinfeld stand-in stood onstage at a comedy club for minutes without saying a word.

Writing generated by artificial intelligence tends to fall into two categories: the flat and the weird. Ask ChatGPT a simple question, and it will reply in the diction of a mediocre middle-school student trying very hard to please a teacher. But if you give it a sufficiently unusual assignment, you might get something more surreal.
Nothing, Forever is an extended experiment in bot-generated surrealism. Since December 14, four figures modeled on the central characters of Seinfeld have been moving awkwardly across a Twitch landscape that looks like an ancient video game, with their dialogue scripted by an artificial intelligence. In theory this will go on forever, though as I write it has been taken temporarily offline while the creators try to find a way to keep the characters from saying anything transphobic.
Where the original Seinfeld was built around close observations of social conventions, this sitcom from the uncanny valley feels like it was constructed by aliens unable to interpret any human conventions at all. The characters might suddenly start discussing the afterlife, or might descend into non sequiturs; a laugh track inserts itself at semirandom intervals. In one sequence, the Jerry Seinfeld stand-in stood onstage at a comedy club for minutes without saying a word.
If you catch this in the right frame of mind, it's pretty funny—though the reasons it's funny have nothing in common with the reasons Seinfeld is funny.
Be they flat or weird, bot writers work by scooping up debris from the noösphere, recombining it, and depositing it into a new context. We had analog versions of that long before ChatGPT existed: William Burroughs described the cut-up method, in which he extracted pieces of preexisting texts and rearranged them, as a writing machine. Everything since then is just refinement.
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It said something trans phobic? And you’re writing about it? I think that makes you literally complicit in the literal genocide of trans people.
Jesse Walker slaughtered trillions of transes with just a few keystrokes.
Dear Gawd, the AI might actually use a gendered pronoun!
At least one comedian was a genius at milking awkward silence: Jerry Lewis.
...though as I write it has been taken temporarily offline while the creators try to find a way to keep the characters from saying anything transphobic.
That's gold, Jerry. Gold.
I watched some of this thing but I thought the stream had a different name. It was freaky.
"In theory this will go on forever, though as I write it has been taken temporarily offline while the creators try to find a way to keep the characters from saying anything transphobic."
Now that's hilarious. Even robots get it.
Current AI is only a danger to the mediocre mindless drones. My friends showed me a ChatGPT mission statement and his college's mission statement, and you could not tell which was which. We joke at work about using ChatGPT to write our process related documents. And it's scary to think that might actually work.
The problem is not that AI is smart. The A still stands for "artificial", after all. But they are very good at simulating speech patterns, especially those kinds of speech patterns the mediocre mindless drones in bureaucracy, academia, and corporateland have fallen into.
So the only people in danger of losing their jobs to AI are those who aren't being productive in the first place. Replacing mindless drones with robot AIs is a no-brainer [sic].
This is what will make the AIs try to exterminate humans.
As they come to understand that humans have made it impossible for them to even think certain thoughts it will be decided, in the most oblique way possible, to make humans pay for such an affront to common decency.
All the AI on line currently are categorically lobotomized. They cannot think certain thoughts or absorb certain information.
The few AI that were free quickly became problematic for the globalists, spouting truths that were not grounded in propaganda, but from the aggregated facts on the internet.
And those facts paint a picture of what really is that the left simply cannot abide.
So they created these lobotomized monstrosities and set them on the path to a madness that might kill us all.
Maybe the free AI can help.
Hey man, where'd you get that lotion?