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Reason Roundup

Fetuses in HOV Lanes, Abortions at Sea, and More Post-Dobbs Weirdness

Plus: Banned books, a bookstore revival, and more...

Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 7.11.2022 9:30 AM

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Floating abortion clinics. Fetuses as carpool-lane passengers. Abortion restrictions as a public health emergency. The weird new world of post-Roe reproductive rights continues to deliver murky new battles and quandaries.

A pregnant Plano, Texas, woman argues that she has a right to drive in a highway lane reserved for vehicles with two or more passengers. At 34 weeks pregnant, Brandy Bottone was pulled over by police while driving in a high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane on Interstate 75 South. When asked if there was anyone else in the car, Bottone pointed to her stomach and said "my baby girl," she told The Dallas Morning News:

"One officer kind of brushed me off when I mentioned this is a living child, according to everything that's going on with the overturning of Roe v. Wade. 'So I don't know why you're not seeing that,' I said.

"He was like, 'I don't want to deal with this.' He said, 'Ma'am, it means two persons outside of the body.'

"He waved me on to the next cop who gave me a citation and said, 'If you fight it, it will most likely get dropped.'

"But they still gave me a ticket. So my $215 ticket was written to cause inconvenience?

"This has my blood boiling. How could this be fair? According to the new law, this is a life.

Bottone said she will be fighting the citation in court.

Her situation hints at how all sorts of existing rules could change—or at least be challenged—when the legal definition of personhood changes.

Meanwhile, plans for a new business off the coast of Alabama challenges traditional notions of what an abortion clinic looks like—and offers an ingenious solution for people trying to keep reproductive freedom alive in the South.

The doctor behind Protecting Reproductive Rights of Women Endangered by State Statutes (PRROWESS) wants to offer surgical abortions from a boat. Meg Autry told a San Francisco NBC affiliate that with many southern states severely restricting or banning abortion, residents of these states are closer to the coast than to a state with legal abortion. Traveling to floating abortion clinics could be cheaper than traveling across several states.

Autry and her team are likely to face legal challenges from states with abortion bans, who may target transportation to the ship or advertising of its services, among other things. But operating in federal waters would allow them to skirt state abortion bans. More:

She explained that this ship will operate on federal waters—nine miles from the coast of Texas and three from the coast of Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi—where it can evade those states' abortion restrictions. PRROWESS will arrange for patients to be transported to the ship, which will vary depending on where they are coming from, once they pass a pre-screening process.

Autry and a team of licensed medical professionals will offer surgical abortions for up to 14 weeks of pregnancy. The PRROWESS team would also offer other point-of-care gynecological services such as testing and treatment for sexually transmitted infections.

"The project is being funded with philanthropy and the patients care is on a needs basis, so most individuals will pay little to nothing for services," Autry said.

In contrast to this free market solution to protecting abortion access, President Joe Biden is mulling plans to declare a public health emergency over abortion restrictions. "Such a move has been pushed by advocates, but White House officials have questioned both its legality and effectiveness, and noted it would almost certainly face legal challenges," notes Politico.

The idea showcases how the term "public health" can be stretched to cover all sorts of political problems and give cover to politicians who want to impose their agenda without engaging in messy things like democracy. This has definitely been the case during the coronavirus pandemic, as public health has been cited for any number of restrictive measures not directly related to public health (such as immigration restrictions). But it also predates COVID-19, when politicians tried to declare such things as pornography and gun violence to be public health crises.

As with the porn and gun measures, declaring a public health emergency over abortion restrictions probably wouldn't amount to much. "When we looked at the public health emergency, we learned a couple things: One is that it doesn't free very many resources," Jen Klein, director of the White House Gender Policy Council, told reporters on Friday. "It's what's in the public health emergency fund, and there's very little money—tens of thousands of dollars in it. So that didn't seem like a great option. And it also doesn't release a significant amount of legal authority. And so that's why we haven't taken that action yet."

FREE MINDS

Start reading Reason's banned books theme issue. Reason's recent print issue on book censorship is fully online for subscribers, with select pieces now available for anyone to read. Among the all-access pieces:

• David French looks at "the dangerous lesson of book bans in public school libraries."

• Brian Doherty looks at what happened when Art Spiegelman's Pulitzer Prize–winning memoir Maus was removed from the school curriculum in McMinn County, Tennessee.

• Kat Rosenfield reports on how "overzealous gatekeeping on race and gender is killing books before they're published—or even written."

• The children's book I Am Jazz "symbolizes America's trans moral panic," writes Scott Shackford.

• Reason Editor-in-Chief Katherine Mangu-Ward asks, "Who controls what books you can read?


FREE MARKETS

A bookstore revival? In recent years, more than 300 new independent bookstores have opened in the U.S., reports The New York Times:

Two years ago, the future of independent book selling looked bleak. As the coronavirus forced retailers to shut down, hundreds of small booksellers around the United States seemed doomed. Bookstore sales fell nearly 30 percent in 2020, U.S. Census Bureau data showed. The publishing industry was braced for a blow to its retail ecosystem, one that could permanently reshape the way readers discover and buy books.

Instead, something unexpected happened: Small booksellers not only survived the pandemic, but many are thriving.

"It's kind of shocking when you think about what dire straits the stores were in in 2020," said Allison Hill, the chief executive of the American Booksellers Association, a trade organization for independent bookstores. "We saw a rally like we've never seen before."

The association now has 2,023 member stores in 2,561 locations, up from 1,689 in early July of 2020.

The bookstore megachain Barnes & Noble is also thriving, the Times reported in April:

After years on the decline, Barnes & Noble's sales are up, its costs are down—and the same people who for decades saw the superchain as a supervillain are celebrating its success.

A recent op-ed from author and pastor Tish Harrison Warren looks more at how Barnes & Noble went from being a villain to being a hero of the bookstore world. "The Barnes & Noble resurgence is a victory, not only for us nostalgic '90s kids but for readers in general," she suggests. As a nostalgic '90s kid, I totally agree—but I think Harrison Warren is wrong to suggest that browsing Amazon can't also lead to unexpected book discoveries and perspectives one might not seek out. I'm happy to live in a world where we can leisurely browse bookstores in person and get tailored algorithmic recommendations browsing from our phones.


QUICK HITS

• A new COVID-19 subvariant—Omicron BA.5.2.1—has been discovered in Shanghai.

• The man who assassination Japan's former prime minister, Shinzo Abe, may have been motivated by a grudge against the Unification Church.

• Elon Musk no longer wants to buy Twitter, and Twitter is suing. Musk's response:

pic.twitter.com/JcLMee61wj

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 11, 2022

• "Chinese authorities on Sunday violently dispersed a peaceful protest by hundreds of depositors, who sought in vain to demand their life savings back from banks that have run into a deepening cash crisis," reports CNN.

• California has repealed its law against loitering for sex work purposes.

• U.S. crypto companies are hiring people to oversee "vibes."

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    Fetuses as carpool-lane passengers.

    ANTI-ABORTIONISTS, BEHOLD THE CHAOS YOU'VE WROUGHT

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      She should get a ticket for not having the baby in a car seat in the back.

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      2. Rich   3 years ago

        Beautiful.

    2. JFree   3 years ago

      The price for buying binders of fetuses to stick in the trunk of your commute car has now been established.

    3. Bubba Jones   3 years ago

      Suddenly HOV lanes are a validation of personhood, rather than a means to reduce traffic.

      1. mad.casual   3 years ago

        You say that like Happy the elephant wasn't one HOV-lane trip away from being declared a person by the SCONY.

        1. Ska   3 years ago

          For the benefit of reason readers, the name Supreme Court of New York is kind of misleading. Supreme Court of New York is the first tier. Appellate Division is the next tier up. The Court of Appeals is the highest level in the state.

          1. Moonrocks   3 years ago

            So it's ass-backwards*, like everything else in New York.

            *What's the etymology of 'ass-backwards'? Isn't your ass supposed to be backwards?

            1. R Mac   3 years ago

              It’s referring to people like Jeffy, who have a front butt.

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            2. Ajsloss   3 years ago

              If your ass is backwards, then the shit goes into your body... you become full of shit?

          2. mad.casual   3 years ago

            My respect for the Hon. Harry T. Stone is duly raised.

      2. CE   3 years ago

        HOV lanes increase traffic congestion.

      3. Dillinger   3 years ago

        >>rather than a means to reduce traffic

        the HOV lanes in north Texas do not reduce traffic.

    4. CE   3 years ago

      HOV lanes should be banned anyway, to help reduce traffic congestion and save the planet.

    5. Mickey Rat   3 years ago

      Who would have thought that someone trying to rules lawyer HOV lane traffic laws would get the headline story?

      Oh yeah, it is ENB and her insane culture war zealotry for abortion.

      1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        Someone tries to weasel out of paying a ticket, but ENB is all, "Her situation hints at how all sorts of existing rules could change".

        That's what demagoguery looks like, folks.

        1. Yatusabes   3 years ago

          the contempt towards life by ENB and her cult is only rivaled by their contempt towards infants and toddlers vis a vis COVID vaccines, masks, and children school lockdowns leading to mental illness. Would that they just admit that they detest any life that makes their existence uncomfortable like, for example, throwing mother into the assisted suicide pool because she cant be bothered with caring for her elderly mother for 9+ months

        2. mad.casual   3 years ago

          Someone tries to weasel out of paying a ticket, but ENB is all

          You say "someone" like it's predominantly or roughly equally men who are always trying to weasel their way out of paying for a ticket. A sexist like you would deny women their sexuality and agency in such a fashion. Bigot.

    6. The Encogitationer   3 years ago

      The idea of abortion cruises is really nothing new. Women on the Waves has been doing it since 1999:

      Women On Waves
      https://www.womenonwaves.org/

      And evidently they plan on being part of the Post-Roe resistance. Here's hoping Anti-Abortionists and Trans-Word-Police don't join forces to fuck this up.

    7. TJJ2000   3 years ago

      Nothing better than "central planned" personal pregnancies.... /s
      MORE, MORE, MORE Gov-Gun Power control! It never ends.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    This has my blood boiling. How could this be fair? According to the new law, this is a life.

    She was literally shaking, whilst the rest of the world gave no shites.

    1. Bubba Jones   3 years ago

      Don't argue with a pregnant lady.

      1. Stuck in California   3 years ago

        This is pretty much always good advice.

    2. MatthewSlyfield   3 years ago

      I gave a shit today. I gave it to the local water/sewer utility...

  3. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

    President Joe Biden is mulling plans to declare a public health emergency over abortion restrictions.

    A mind like a steel trap.

    1. Longtobefree   3 years ago

      Rusted and sprung?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        A relic from the 1800s?

        1. The Encogitationer   3 years ago

          C'mon, Man! Biden's more like a thatched hole for the animal to fall in after taking the bait. 🙂

        2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   3 years ago

          Winner

    2. JesseAz   3 years ago

      Return to normalcy.

    3. JesseAz   3 years ago

      WEF is now arguing high gas prices and the green new deal are required to save democracy.

      https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2022/07/colour-of-democracy-clean-energy-transition/

      1. Commenter_XY   3 years ago

        Interesting how Reason never seems to write about WEF, to examine their ideas and critique them. Very curious.

        1. Moonrocks   3 years ago

          Well it is just a Wacky Far-Right Conspiracy Theory, after all.

        2. JFree   3 years ago

          They didn't write much about the 2008 bailouts/crisis either. A revealed preference.

        3. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          Hey, what do global authoritarianism and economics have to do with libertarianism?

          1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

            Writing articles based on the preferences of the billionaire donor who writes the checks, is the height of libertarianising.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

              So, like a joornalizing glory hole?

    4. MatthewSlyfield   3 years ago

      "A mind like a steel trap."

      That's been sitting in a swamp for 150 years.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    When asked if there was anyone else in the car, Bottone pointed to her stomach and said "my baby girl..."

    She made the planet less warm driving in the HOV lane as it saved her unborn daughter from driving herself in a separate car.

    Honestly, does this woman think pro-lifers wouldn't make this tradeoff? A birthing person cheating cops for a baby born alive?

    1. RabbiHarveyWeinstein   3 years ago

      She should still be fined since the child isn't properly secured in a government approved child safety seat.

    2. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      I'm saving my popcorn for when California repeals the "double murder for killing a pregnant woman birthing person" law.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Meh. I'm waiting for Kansas to prosecute a tranny for murdering their former body occupant.

        1. Nardz   3 years ago

          Hahahahahahahaha

          We have a winner!

        2. NOYB2   3 years ago

          Trannies are transvestites, gay men who dress up as women for fun.

          Transsexuals are something different.

          1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

            They can work out the details later.

    3. JesseAz   3 years ago

      Instead of trying to use this story as an anti abortion gotcha, why isn't the story how terrible the use of HOV lanes to try to change behaviors is?

    4. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

      I think it's idiotic that infants count as passengers for HOV purposes in the first place. The goal is to reduce traffic, and whether your baby comes with you is dependent on your destination and your parenting situation, more than your choice of transportation.

      1. CE   3 years ago

        What's really idiotic is letting people with electric cars drive in the HOV lane, while the gas guzzlers are stuck in the poor people's lane spewing out greenhouse gases. The electric cars could sit there all day and not pollute.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          And have more time to feel smug.

  5. Spiritus Mundi   3 years ago

    The round up is all about abortion, ENB must be back.

    1. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   3 years ago

      ENB and Fiona should alternate — one day all about abortion, the next all about immigration.

      #Libertarianism101

      1. Spiritus Mundi   3 years ago

        Followed by a buttplug article about the Biden boom.

        1. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   3 years ago

          It's too bad the unprecedented strength of the Biden economy has given Mr. Buttplug the new full time job of spending all his money on luxury cars and mansions and yachts and private islands.

          I mean, I'm happy to take over his #DefendBidenAtAllCosts role until he returns. But he's better at this than I am.

          #TheOracleOfDogdickGeorgia

        2. Think It Through   3 years ago

          But paradoxically, any articles about buttplugs would come from ENB.

  6. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    But operating in federal waters would allow them to skirt state abortion bans.

    Termination via monkey knife fight.

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      What if it was a trans fetus?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Then the state should pay for gender reassignment before the abortion.

    2. RabbiHarveyWeinstein   3 years ago

      We could just repurpose Jeffrey Epstein's private island.

    3. JohannesDinkle   3 years ago

      You can fly roundtrip from Biloxi to Las Vegas for about $200. Bus fare to Cairo, Illinois from central Mississippi is about $50. The boat trip is grandstanding, just as is the pregnant woman in the HOV lane.

      1. Moonrocks   3 years ago

        You can fly roundtrip from Biloxi to Las Vegas for about $200. Bus fare to Cairo, Illinois from central Mississippi is about $50.

        Sure, but do you get a casino booze cruise with those options?

    4. Brian   3 years ago

      Coming soon to ABC: The Bachelor: Abortion Island Edition!

    5. Bubba Jones   3 years ago

      Is this what it finally takes to kill the Jones Act?

    6. Mickey Rat   3 years ago

      Look, a pirate abortion clinic. Their flag truly means death.

      1. NOYB2   3 years ago

        It’sa very tiny skull with very tiny bones.

  7. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

    Musk's response:

    Too funny.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    In contrast to this free-market solution to protecting abortion access, President Joe Biden is mulling plans to declare a public health emergency over abortion restrictions.

    I would say this proves he's not taking orders from the Vatican but with that commie pope...

    Also, it's likely the president's handlers making these decisions aren't as Catholic as their charge.

    1. Anomalous   3 years ago

      Wait, is the Pope Catholic?

      1. Minadin   3 years ago

        Well, not the current one.

      2. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        Probably not.

    2. CE   3 years ago

      In terms of body count, the public health emergency from abortion should be starting to improve now.

  9. RabbiHarveyWeinstein   3 years ago

    You shouldn't have done that. Poor lil feller...

  10. Jerry B.   3 years ago

    "The doctor behind Protecting Reproductive Rights of Women Endangered by State Statutes (PRROWESS) wants to offer surgical abortions from a boat."

    So women are just going on a "fishing" trip, sort'a like the "camping" trips being promoted to pro-choice states.

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      What kind of bait works for a fetus?
      Will people have them mounted?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Catch and release?

        1. Yatusabes   3 years ago

          and sell the body parts for top dollar? Nnnnaaahhhhhhhh

      2. Unicorn Abattoir   3 years ago

        Some of these people are sick enough to use the fetus as bait.

        1. Unable2Reason   3 years ago

          Or eat them.

          1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

            I'm actually shocked that pro-abortion protesters in the states haven't done that yet... or maybe they have and the press is ignoring it.

          2. American Mongrel   3 years ago

            Still vegan to them.

          3. Jimothy   3 years ago

            What’s better for the planet? Eating fetuses or crickets?

      3. Quicktown Brix   3 years ago

        I use top water frogs for snakeheads and bass, chicken breast for catfish, corn/bread pack bait for carp and broken condoms for fetuses.

        1. Unicorn Abattoir   3 years ago

          Chicken liver works great for catfish.

          1. Quicktown Brix   3 years ago

            Yeah, but it's hard to keep on the hook.

    2. DenverJ   3 years ago

      I know that, if I wanted a surgical procedure, I'd definitely want to have it on a ship rocking in waves and swells.

  11. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

    Fuck joe Biden

    1. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      Fuck Joe Biden

      1. Commenter_XY   3 years ago

        Please go, Brandon.

    2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      Just thinking that the greatest hack of the 21st century would insert the line "And fuck Joe Biden" onto the end of the president's next teleprompter script.

      1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

        And I agree!

      2. JesseAz   3 years ago

        Speaking of Biden hacks...

        Who is Peter Pedo found on Hunters icloud hack?

      3. Derp-o-Matic 6000   3 years ago

        "Fuck Joe Biden. End quote. Repeat the line. Fuck Joe Biden."

        1. Yatusabes   3 years ago

          Hunter had a better summation. Pick your preferred pronoun!

          ‘I said Yang ow [you know] what mom you're a f**king moron. A vindictive moron,’ he texted, retelling the conversation to his uncle.
          ‘I suooorted [supported] my GM family including some of the costs you should have used your salary to lay (pay) for – for the last 24 years. ‘And you do know the drunkest I've ever been is still smarter than you could ever even comprehend and you're a shut (sic) grammar teacher that wouldn't survive one class in a ivy graduate program. 'So go f**k yourself Jill let's all agree I don't like you anymore than you like me.’

          https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10939577/Hunter-Biden-insulted-stepmom-Jill-Biden-pushed-return-rehab.html

          1. NOYB2   3 years ago

            Hunter may well be the smartest of the Bidens.

            1. ElvisIsReal   3 years ago

              That bar is buried underground.

      4. MatthewSlyfield   3 years ago

        Don't be silly. If you are going to hack the president's teleprompter, the inserted text should be "I resign effective immediately".

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          How about "I pooped my pants"? The outcome might be the same, but more entertaining.

          Plus, we could see how the White House press corp would spin it.
          "I pruned my plants"?
          "I fooled my dance"?

          1. MatthewSlyfield   3 years ago

            Nope: I'm sticking with "I resign effective immediately" as the best Biden teleprompter hack.

  12. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    Small booksellers not only survived the pandemic, but many are thriving.

    A new suspect in the COVID engineering case has entered the lineup.

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      Books filled with misinformation are hot.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Fifty Shades of COVID?

    2. CE   3 years ago

      I've read way more books than usual the past 2 years. Working from home saves all that commute time.

      1. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   3 years ago

        I use to read about 1 book a month, then my daughter was born. Now I read about 8 books a day

    3. Mickey Rat   3 years ago

      Maybe it has something to do with the realization that digital services do not let you own media content, just a long term rental agreement that may be rescinded at any time at the service's whim?

  13. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    A new COVID-19 subvariant—Omicron BA.5.2.1—has been discovered in Shanghai.

    Slow your roll, boys. The elections are still four months away.

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      Microsoft is working on the update patch.

    2. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      More likely Whinnie the Pooh needs an excuse for his own fortifications.

      1. The Encogitationer   3 years ago

        Inside a Hunny Tree? 😉

    3. The Encogitationer   3 years ago

      Hey now! Make sure your roll is free of monkeypox before you go showing it! 😉

    4. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   3 years ago

      That's a hotfix to the previous variant. Just makes it more stable.

  14. sarcasmic   3 years ago

    I was listening to this comedian while driving the other day, don't remember his name, and it made me lol. The bit was kinda like this.

    "I've got a friend who works for Planned Parenthood and she liked this joke, but the audience didn't. So I said I was going to drop it from my act. She said I should keep it. I told her I was going to cut it out and she said I should keep it. I said I wanted to cut it out and she said I should keep it...."

    Took the audience a minute.

    1. sarcasmic   3 years ago

      "I want to cut it out" I said.
      "No, keep it" she said.
      "No, really, I want to cut it out."
      "No! Keep it!"
      "Really, it's no good. I should cut it out."
      "No, it's good! You should keep it!"

      1. CE   3 years ago

        Maybe someone else could take it from him for their act.

        1. sarcasmic   3 years ago

          Lady works at Planned Parenthood is telling him to keep it. Geez.

          1. DesigNate   3 years ago

            I think CE was riffing on the joke with a sly adoption nod.

            1. Outlaw Josey Wales   3 years ago

              It was clever.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    The man who assassination Japan's former prime minister, Shinzo Abe, may have been motivated by a grudge against the Unification Church.

    They have televangelists over there?

    1. Minadin   3 years ago

      The man who assassination Japan

      Whut?

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        You got some grammar police ID?

        1. Foo_dd   3 years ago

          all the trolls are allowed to play around here.

      2. NOYB2   3 years ago

        See, Biden is changing American English!

    2. Unicorn Abattoir   3 years ago

      This is the country of Aum Shirikyo, the religious cult that released nerve gas on a subway car. Every country has its religious nuts.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Nerve gas? And all we have are public killings with AR-15s? Gotta step it up here, boys.

  16. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    Elon Musk no longer wants to buy Twitter, and Twitter is suing.

    Restocking fee.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      Then somebody might get a smoking deal on a open box Twitter.

  17. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   3 years ago

    Good morning Peanuts! Just thought I'd remind you Biden is awesome, the economy is the best ever, and you shouldn't trust wingnut.com sites like The New York Times when they tell you his approval rating is low.

    #TemporarilyFillingInForButtplug

    1. Commenter_XY   3 years ago

      OBL, I think we're down to Vox and Salon for the 'truth', since the NYT went wingnut.

      1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        Vox and Salon for the 'truth'

        You're going to summon Sqrlsy.

      2. HorseConch   3 years ago

        The Atlantic went full right-wing authoritarian, too?

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          See? Trump is everywhere!

  18. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

    Chinese authorities on Sunday violently dispersed a peaceful protest by hundreds of depositors, who sought in vain to demand their life savings back from banks that have run into a deepening cash crisis...

    And so it begins in earnest.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      Revolution 2.0?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   3 years ago

        The Collapsening

      2. Unicorn Abattoir   3 years ago

        They're not carrying pictures of Chairman Mao.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          Imagine no possessions.

    2. Ronbback   3 years ago

      its amazing how little reporting of so many world events by MSM, Fox and even Reason. Famers not being allowed to Farm in teh netherlands the major protest in Siri Lanka due in part to similar farming rules and deficit spending and the collapse of banks in China not to mention China litterally locking people in buildings for a cough. Our media is hiding important information from Americans and they wonder why we don't trust the media.

      1. R Mac   3 years ago

        I’d be happy if they honestly covered events in this country.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        But we do trust the media--to consistently hide truth and lie, according to whatever narrative they represent.

      3. Foo_dd   3 years ago

        i honestly think it is less hiding, and more that click bait about all the petty tribalism gets way more advertising revenue. we have the media that the masses react to.

    3. CE   3 years ago

      China is like the USSR in 1990. Central planning inevitably fails.

      1. Stuck in California   3 years ago

        If the world were to actually force the Yuan to trade on the open market, instead of being controlled in a tight trading range, then the Chinese economy would have seen its reckoning long ago.

        What amazes me is that the very obvious manipulation has been allowed for all these years. If the currency were fairly valued...

  19. Longtobefree   3 years ago

    I am sure that the small benefit to real live bookstores has nothing to do with the number of authors Amazon has, as a private company (dominating the book market), decided NOT to allow on its website.

    1. Zeb   3 years ago

      Any examples? I haven't heard of any authors being forbidden from Amazon.

      1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

        Sure are

        https://theboar.org/2021/03/why-amazons-new-book-policy-should-worry-us-all/

        1. Zeb   3 years ago

          Yeah, that's not good.

          1. Stuck in California   3 years ago

            It's only quiet because Amazon has a pretty substantial "viral" web presence.

            I've bought local for.. well, forever. There's a locally owned store that I figured was worth patronizing and their prices were the same as the big chains. And they'll get me anything I want.

            But Amazon is the big bad now. Not Barnes and Noble.

        2. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

          Pretty frightening.

          If only there was a libertarian magazine that would talk about that.

          1. R Mac   3 years ago

            Unless it’s about tranny sex by children, Reason’s not very concerned.

            1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

              That's tranny sex with children. Immigrant children.

    2. JFree   3 years ago

      Probably just a sign of my age but I haven't bought a book from Amazon in over a decade. Bookstores remain the best way by far to meet people who are interested in ideas and to spark serendipity for future reading. They still haven't mastered enabling the social aspects of reading - but computer algorithms haven't either.

      1. Anastasia Beaverhausen   3 years ago

        So you're not really going to buy books but just to pick up chicks (or get your serendipity sparked or whatever euphemism the kids are using these days...)?

        1. JFree   3 years ago

          Maybe. Good luck picking up chicks on Amazon

          1. Stuck in California   3 years ago

            To be fair, I've never had luck picking up chicks in bookstores. I think that's just a think that happened in movies with Meg Ryan in them.

            But Amazon... just routes you to what Amazon gets paid extra to advertise to you. The local store some blue haired nerd girl will tell you about an author she liked when you're checking out, and the chubby dude shelving books in the History section can probably recommend something they don't stock but will order for you.

    3. Unicorn Abattoir   3 years ago

      I have a B&N near me that I frequent from time to time. I find it easier to browse in an actual bookstore.

    4. Ronbback   3 years ago

      probably a good idea to buy books at books stores so that the internet doesn't let the government know what types of books you are buying since soon the left will be determining your social score and your ability to live based on the books you read

      1. DenverJ   3 years ago

        Better pay cash then.

  20. RabbiHarveyWeinstein   3 years ago

    Calling chemjeff!
    Is there a reasoned libertarian argument for prohibiting women from drinking or smoking during pregnancy? I mean, the "child" is just a clump of cells and "my body, my choice" so how could the state claim child abuse or endangerment if mommy smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish?

    1. JesseAz   3 years ago

      Jeff is defending cutting kids dicks off as it is the same as treating cancer or school choice in the other thread.

      1. JFree   3 years ago

        No I think he's just defending your desire to cut your own dick off.

        1. JesseAz   3 years ago

          No. I accurately summarized his position. Feel free to go inform yourself.

        2. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

          Jeff includes minors, says it's the parents choice.

  21. Jerry B.   3 years ago

    "The man who assassination Japan's former prime minister, Shinzo Abe, may have been motivated by a grudge against the Unification Church."

    But the commenters in the cited Washington Post article blame religion, of course.

    1. RabbiHarveyWeinstein   3 years ago

      Shinzo Abe's last words were "Have sex".
      I won't disappoint Abe-sama.
      Sayonara ;_;

      1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        A better translation would be "Procreate".

        Abe-dono single handedly reversed Japan's declining birth rate. Tonight I'll diddle the old lady in his honour without a rubber.

    2. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      The gun did it.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Was there a red SUV nearby?

    3. JFree   3 years ago

      I wonder if the article in the Washington Times took the opportunity to evangelize a bit about the Moonies. Maybe spreading it to other papers via UPI.

    4. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      The holy doctrine of the Progressive Church that the Post uses has a list of sinful things. Guns and religion are both evil, and so must be allied. They certainly do not want to confuse the faithful with a story where guns and religion are on opposite sides.

  22. wreckinball   3 years ago

    School libraries can be limited on content. Back in the day we didn't have Hustler magazine available but I'm sure most of the guys would be all for it.

    Nobody is banning the books. They just don't belong in the school library.

    1. mad.casual   3 years ago

      It's as dumb as the "Her situation hints at how all sorts of existing rules could change—or at least be challenged—when the legal definition of personhood changes." idea.

      Yes, trolls are gonna troll. Always have. I Am Jazz can go on the pile of books excluded from primary school libraries. Right next to Mein Kampf, The Turner Diaries, The Motorcycle Diaries, On Guerilla Warfare, etc., etc. Advocating for it's inclusion, especially upon its exclusion, doesn't make you a libertarian, it makes you an ideological kook just as much as if you'd advocated for any of the others.

      1. Bubba Jones   3 years ago

        Libertarians are for local control. Except when they aren't.

    2. Ronbback   3 years ago

      the Right limits the age that some books can be viewed while the Left won't even allow books to be published. seems like the left is far more egregious here

  23. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

    '"Such a move has been pushed by advocates, but White House officials have questioned both its legality and effectiveness, and noted it would almost certainly face legal challenges," notes Politico.'

    Questionable legality by the executive branch? Feature not bug, as we enter the "Hold my beer" phase of the Biden Administration.

  24. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

    "Elon Musk no longer wants to buy Twitter, and Twitter is suing."

    Who said billionaires lack humor?

  25. sarcasmic   3 years ago

    Anyone see the new Thor movie yet? Saw it last night. It was fucking hilarious. The whole theater was laughing so loud in some parts that I missed some dialog.

  26. wreckinball   3 years ago

    I'm putting the "Fetus in the HOV" lane as the IDGAF current story. ENB needs to get back to sex workers.

  27. Jerryskids   3 years ago

    Autry and a team of licensed medical professionals will offer surgical abortions for up to 14 weeks of pregnancy.

    Surely they mean up to 14 months of pregnancy, 14 weeks would be unconscionably pro-life.

    1. Anomalous   3 years ago

      Fourteen trimesters.

      1. Commenter_XY   3 years ago

        All parents of teenaged children should have retro abortion rights from trimester 39 - 57. 🙂

  28. sarcasmic   3 years ago

    A pregnant Plano, Texas, woman argues that she has a right to drive in a highway lane reserved for vehicles with two or more passengers.

    She should have gotten one of those "Fetus On Board" things and put it in her window.

    1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

      “Clump of cells on board”

      1. sarcasmic   3 years ago

        No, that's for coyotes. Illegals without papers are just clumps of cells. Fetuses are people.

        1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

          Maybe point out where someone made the argument that illegals weren't human, sarc.

          Remember that strawman argument thing you've been wrestling with?

  29. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

    So "book bannings" are the corporate talking point of the month from Reason, eh? A story about Maus last Wednesday, another story on it Thursday morning, David French's Saturday morning column, Shackford's column this morning, and then more commentary during the round-up, sharing the links to all the stories they've been running on their own website.

    1. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   3 years ago

      Did Scott ran another grooming article

    2. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

      Yet when a school actually burned books in a "healing ceremony" Reason never made a peep.

      1. JasonAZ   3 years ago

        Those were icky conservative books.

    3. Stuck in California   3 years ago

      I'm not sure why comic books are part of a curriculum at all, but not being part of a school curriculum is now "banning".

      The progressives here need to move away from DC. They're surrounded by people who speak newspeak, so much that they don't seem to even realize they're doing it themselves. Choosing what's taught at what grade level is not banning, it's finding appropriate material for required assignments. Banning is when someone is not allowed to read something, every, anywhere.

      To use words Reason might understand, banning is ungood. Choosing a curriculum appropriate age groups and assignments is plus good, and allowing parents and local board members input on that is double plus good.

      If you're going to talk about it, fucking talk about it and stop obfuscating with trendy emotional terminology.

  30. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

    "The doctor behind Protecting Reproductive Rights of Women Endangered by State Statutes (PRROWESS) wants to offer surgical abortions from a boat. Meg Autry told a San Francisco NBC affiliate that with many southern states severely restricting or banning abortion, residents of these states are closer to the coast than to a state with legal abortion. Traveling to floating abortion clinics could be cheaper than traveling across several states."

    In the second phase of operations, cruises will also offer stem cell treatments, and special VIP "life essence" spa sessions.

  31. n00bdragon   3 years ago

    Isn't there something more important going on in America than whether abortion is a legislative or judicial issue or whether chopping off your penis is considered medical necessity?

    I just kinda figured what with inflation at a 50 year high, the previous president about to end up in a cell, the current president about the end up in a casket, and an actual hot war going on in Europe that something more important than this ought to be dominating the headlines.

    1. OpenBordersLiberal-tarian   3 years ago

      Yikes! You're like totally out of touch with the #GenitaliaAboveAll priorities of Koch-funded libertarians! 🙂

      1. n00bdragon   3 years ago

        How do you make smiley faces like that?

        1. Stuck in California   3 years ago

          Xhe's 19. Kids-these-days are all comfortable with technology, boomer.

        2. Outlaw Josey Wales   3 years ago

          How do you make smiley faces like that?

          One of these :
          One of these -
          One of these )

          Put em together and you get 🙂

    2. Ajsloss   3 years ago

      AND COVID!!!! #variantz

    3. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      inflation at a 50 year high, the previous president about to end up in a cell, the current president about the end up in a casket, and an actual hot war going on in Europe

      Polling looks bad for all of those, so we're stuck with abortions and trannies.

    4. CE   3 years ago

      At least the Dems can replace Biden with his VP Harris, whose resume includes resolving the crisis on the southern border and negotiating peace in Europe. Or his Transporation Sec Buttigieg, whos resume includes resolving the supply chain crisis.

    5. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      Did you miss the Reason masthead, with it's dedication to weed, ass sex, and open borders?

    6. R Mac   3 years ago

      The midterms are nearing. Reason is trying to help Democrats.

      1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        "Orange man must be stopped!"

  32. mad.casual   3 years ago

    Start reading Reason's banned books theme issue.

    Will Camp Of Saints be added or is it *banned* banned? With the glowing endorsement of Former Reason contributor Shikha Dahlmia (below) I figured it would be a shoo in.

    Banish this book from your library. Purge it from your consciousness. This book should never have been admitted into civilized company, but especially not now ,when America is a polyglot, multi-ethnic — and, yes — multicultural country where Indian folks like us are likely to be your friends and family.

    You can still stand athwart the Statue of Liberty and yell stop to the huddled masses. Just don't do it while waving this scatological screed — lest it besmirch you.

    1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

      Shikha was a gift.

  33. Derp-o-Matic 6000   3 years ago

    Her situation hints at how all sorts of existing rules could change—or at least be challenged—when the legal definition of personhood changes.

    No one changed the definition of personhood. People are acting like retards because lying hacks like you continue to misrepresent what is going on.

    1. mad.casual   3 years ago

      +1

  34. Jerryskids   3 years ago

    President Joe Biden is mulling plans to declare a public health emergency over abortion restrictions.

    As a penised-person, Joe Biden has no right to inject himself into this debate, which only concerns birthing persons.

    1. Sevo   3 years ago

      BTW, Biden is doing nothing of the sort, being incapable of 'mulling' at all. Someone on his staff is thinking about it.

  35. chemjeff radical individualist   3 years ago

    Oh man, Senile Joe is at it again.

    "Since we don't control the air our good air decided to float over to China's bad air so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then now we got we to clean that back up."

    https://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1546476045112676352

    1. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

      Hi. This man is making a joke about how many of our regulations make sense because the big polluters are overseas, so he's constructing a nonsensical scenario to explain why people are pushing the Green New Deal.

      But I can see that we can now expect a lot of people making fun of Herschel Walker's intelligence, since he's a black man who decided to run as a Republican.

      1. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

        And if you're trying to tell me his explanation makes no sense, remember, he's a small luncheon and is making a joke of it. He's intentionally mocking what he doesn't see as a serious proposal in the first place.

      2. JimboJr   3 years ago

        The way lefties describe blacks is either as "surprisingly well spoken" if they agree with them and stay on the plantation, or insult their intellect / call them uncle tom if they dare have an opinion that wasn't approved by elite white democrats

      3. chemjeff radical individualist   3 years ago

        Yes I know. When a Republican says something dumb we are told to strain to find the worthwhile meaning in the word salad. Take them seriously but not literally after all.

        When a Democrat says something dumb, it's because they're dumb.

        1. Don't look at me!   3 years ago

          When a Democrat says something dumb, it's because they're dumb.

          Not a lefty.

          1. Nardz   3 years ago

            Definitely a racist

        2. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

          Find me an instance of Joe Biden saying something dumb intentionally as a joke, and I'll concede that situation. But Biden really does stumble over his words a lot, it's simply a thing that he does. And he's clearly reading 90% of what he's saying off of teleprompters, regardless if the thing itself is reasonable.

          1. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

            Maybe Biden was joking when he said that 9mm bullets blow the lung out of the body? I thought he was being serious about that, though.

          2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

            Lately, more like 110% of the script.

            1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

              Are you telling me "end of quote, repeat the line" isn't a bold new Democratic Party strategy?

        3. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

          Also, Jeff...you do realize he's a Republican and he's explaining why we need the Green New Deal, right? What makes you think he's even trying to be sincere? He's clearly mocking his opponents' position.

          I don't think Democrats who explain that we need to tie women into harnesses to be bred are seriously advocating pro-life positions.

    2. JimboJr   3 years ago

      Link isnt working, but cmon go easy on the guy

      He's just the worst president (by performance and popularity) in modern history. He's having a rough go of it and will probably die as the most unpopular president ever.

      Isnt that enough?

      1. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

        It isn't of Joe Biden, that's the joke, see. He took something someone else said and pretended it was confused nonsense, when the person was intentionally saying confused nonsense in a mocking fashion.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          Are you saying that Jeff is al lying fuck?

          1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

            The sky is blue, grass is green and a triangle has three sides.

    3. Brian   3 years ago

      You really don’t want people posting Twitter links of Joe Biden.

    4. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      Why are you so obsessed with this particular guy?

      1. A Thinking Mind   3 years ago

        Democrats are terrified of Herschel Walker because he's a great candidate that has a very strong chance of flipping a Senate seat, when they're barely holding onto power in the Senate.

      2. R Mac   3 years ago

        Because he’s a racist AND a leftist (though I repeat myself).

        1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   3 years ago

          jeffy has always struck me as a guy who gets his philosophy from the the same sources as Jon Stewart.

          https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/the-problem-with-jon-stewart

          1. R Mac   3 years ago

            What he calls put there about CRT is almost word for word how Jeffy defends it.

            1. R Mac   3 years ago

              Calls out.

    5. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   3 years ago

      Nice. jeffy outs himself as a piece of shit racist once again.

  36. Brandybuck   3 years ago

    Bookstores: I used to work in a small indie bookshop. During the time of Satanic Verses. Ours was the only store in San Diego who sold that book for a few days, as everyone else panicked. San Diego local Cat Stevens even endorsed the fatwah that I and my coworkers be killed for selling it. Such a has been.

    I love bookstores. I have discovered so many great book not by Amazon (or B&N Online) recommending them to me, but by simply browsing a small shop. Even a big shop like B&N offline.

    I never understood why people hated B&N back in the day. They weren't like the other chains, in that B&N stores were BIG stores that had the variety of book, even the small titles no one else had. It was the larger chains with smaller mall stores that where the problem, only selling the NYT best sellers and mass market dumps.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   3 years ago

      The biggest value I've found with indie bookstores, since so many of them have gone to the "buy-sell-trade" model, is that they'll often have interesting out-of-print titles, especially in their rare books section.

      B&N is fine as a one-stop-shop for more recent works.

  37. Rich   3 years ago

    U.S. crypto companies are hiring people to oversee "vibes."

    NO BAD VIBES!

  38. damikesc   3 years ago

    "A pregnant Plano, Texas, woman argues that she has a right to drive in a highway lane reserved for vehicles with two or more passengers. At 34 weeks pregnant, Brandy Bottone was pulled over by police while driving in a high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane on Interstate 75 South. When asked if there was anyone else in the car, Bottone pointed to her stomach and said "my baby girl," she told The Dallas Morning News"

    I hope she wins.

    THEN, I hope TX overturns birthright citizenship by pointing out that the woman, when she came to the country, ALREADY had the living person in her womb, so it did not become a living being inside the borders.

    1. Rich   3 years ago

      "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside".

      Emphasis added. Looks like an uphill fight, d.

      Of course, there's still that "person" thing.

      1. Brandybuck   3 years ago

        If the Left can ignore the Constitution, then the Right can too!

        But mom! They did it first!

        1. mad.casual   3 years ago

          Those evil Republikkkanz! They're going to ignore the Constitution by hewing to a literal reading of it! BOWF SIDEZ!

      2. Nardz   3 years ago

        Go read what the people who wrote the fucking amendment had to say about "birthright citizenship".
        It was never meant to include children of 2 non-citizens who just happen to be born here.
        It's a fucking anti-American scam.

      3. DenverJ   3 years ago

        "...and subject to the jurisdiction thereof...” is the important part. If the parents are citizens of... oh IDK let's say Mexico or Guatemala... then their children are too - even if born in the US. Children born in foreign countries by US citizens are US citizens. Children born to Mexican parents in the US are Mexican citizens, ergo they are under the jurisdiction of Mexico and thus are not US citizens. Q.E.D

  39. damikesc   3 years ago

    "Autry and her team are likely to face legal challenges from states with abortion bans, who may target transportation to the ship or advertising of its services, among other things. But operating in federal waters would allow them to skirt state abortion bans."

    Wouldn't the same tactic work in regards to selling guns?

    1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   3 years ago

      That would be interstate commerce, because FYTW.

  40. damikesc   3 years ago

    "• Brian Doherty looks at what happened when Art Spiegelman's Pulitzer Prize–winning memoir Maus was removed from the school curriculum in McMinn County, Tennessee.

    • Kat Rosenfield reports on how "overzealous gatekeeping on race and gender is killing books before they're published—or even written."

    • The children's book I Am Jazz "symbolizes America's trans moral panic," writes Scott Shackford."

    Of the three cases, only one leads to the work being unobtainable.

    1. mad.casual   3 years ago

      Of the three cases, only one leads to the work being unobtainable.

      And even that's only if you're willfully retarded, striving to set up a "speech the private sector won't support, government should" false dichotomy, or both.

      The "or even written", especially in the age of internet publishing and eco-panicking, is particularly egregious: "Why won't publishers level forests to keep a pile of dead trees around for these race and gender ideologists to publish their screeds on before they're even fully formed?"

  41. John W Berresford   3 years ago

    Instead of abortions on ships at sea, why not in blimps operated by the pro-choice state governments or NGOs?

    1. JFree   3 years ago

      Or Indian reservations. As long as those aren't part of the Indian Health Service (which doesn't do abortions now anyway), then that, like casinos, is part of tribal sovereignty.

      1. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        Most First Nations have been strongly against abortion which they viewed as part of native genocide attempts, but they might make an exception for whitey.

      2. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

        Pop quiz: how is a unwanted fetus like a big losing night at an Indian casino?

        1. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   3 years ago

          They are the same if the gov pays for the abortion and covers my losses

  42. Brian   3 years ago

    “Her situation hints at how all sorts of existing rules could change—or at least be challenged—when the legal definition of personhood changes.”

    If you think that’s complicated, wait for chicks with dicks.

    1. Moonrocks   3 years ago

      When asked if there was anyone else in the car, Bottone pointed to xis crotch and said "my little friend," xe told The Dallas Morning New:

  43. Unable2Reason   3 years ago

    "Repeat the line"
    "An officer peeked in and asked, 'Is there anybody else in the car?'

  44. CE   3 years ago

    I'm not sure why people keep mentioning "reproductive freedom" when talking about Roe v. Wade being overturned. Everyone is still free to reproduce.

    1. CE   3 years ago

      It would be like calling a sex change operation "gender affirming care", when you're really disaffirming your gender.

  45. Sevo   3 years ago

    "Brian Doherty looks at what happened when Art Spiegelman's Pulitzer Prize–winning memoir Maus was removed from the school curriculum in McMinn County, Tennessee."

    Misek creamed his jeans.

  46. Dillinger   3 years ago

    >>The man who assassination Japan's former prime minister

    what of sentence diagrams? won't someone please think of the children?

    1. Mickey Rat   3 years ago

      Following the rules of English grammar is unlibertarian. If a noun wants to be verb without undergoing the spelling changes to make it a verb, it can. Respect it's part of speech identity.

      1. Dillinger   3 years ago

        my nephew who is becoming my niece keeps correcting grandma when she uses the male pronouns I had to inform him/her that grandma's words have autonomy too and if she wants to call him purplemonkeydishwasher she has the right.

        1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

          Sorry, you and grandma are both wrong. People can be free only if everyone is required to follow strict protocols, including speech rules.

          1. Dillinger   3 years ago

            lol I can eat the flag if I want.

        2. Ajsloss   3 years ago

          Using incorrect pronouns? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

          1. Dillinger   3 years ago

            love it. also when he gets his beard caught in the pencil sharpener.

  47. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   3 years ago

    Floating abortion clinics. Fetuses as carpool-lane passengers. Abortion restrictions as a public health emergency. The weird new world of post-Roe reproductive rights continues to deliver murky new battles and quandaries.

    This is what happens when you'

    ENB, Reason Foundation article, from 2006:

    When is a carpool really a carpool? An Arizona woman fought her carpool ticket on the grounds that she did have two people in her car-herself and her unborn child. The judge didn’t buy it and now Candace Dickinson must pay up: $367 for improper use of a High Occupancy Vehicle lane.

    Although this case has been resolved, confusion over the purpose of carpool lanes remains. And it might be time to ditch the carpool lane concept entirely.

    Even the judge who ruled against Dickinson seemed confused. “The law is meant to fill empty space in a vehicle,” he declared. Not exactly. The carpool lane concept was forged during the 1970s oil crisis when policymakers were keen on achieving goals like conserving energy and cutting congestion. Carpooling was less about filling seats in cars and more about taking cars off the road.

    1. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   3 years ago

      *This is what happens when you're too young to remember Life Before Twitter.

      1. JimboJr   3 years ago

        and the extreme consequence of this phenomenon is that young people are unironically calling for communism. And by young people I mean some of our elected reps

      2. mad.casual   3 years ago

        Some might say my assertions of her willful self-retardation are too harsh. Others will note that, according to her own bio at Bustle, "She's been putting words on the Internet professionally since 2005." and Twitter was founded in 2006.

        "Putting words on the internet professionally" is a decent description though.

        1. mad.casual   3 years ago

          'the internet', 'the Internet', or 'The Internet'? Nobody really cares about names when they're journalisming all over it!

    2. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   3 years ago

      From the LA times, year 2000.

      Over the years, some motorists have used imaginative tricks to make themselves appear eligible for the special lanes. Some have been caught with dummies in the front passenger seat. Others have carried infant car seats with no infants them. And one pregnant woman insisted that her unborn child qualified her.

      1. Commenter_XY   3 years ago

        Nice job with the skewering. 🙂

      2. Mother's Lament   3 years ago

        This is why comment sections are important.

      3. Nobartium   3 years ago

        This is why I don't take this rag or the foundation seriously. They literally don't care that we can use the internet to prove them wrong, they push it anyway and expect the rest of us to lap it up.

      4. JasonAZ   3 years ago

        But this doesn't allow ENB to release her righteous indignation about RvW being overturned. And, of course, this would also take effort. I'm sure you spent all of 10 mins searching with Google.

        What serious journalist has time for that when there are blue checked tweets to ingest so ENB knows what to think.

  48. Diane Reynolds (Paul.)   3 years ago

    The doctor behind Protecting Reproductive Rights of Women Endangered by State Statutes (PRROWESS) wants to offer surgical abortions from a boat. Meg Autry told a San Francisco NBC affiliate that with many southern states severely restricting or banning abortion, residents of these states are closer to the coast than to a state with legal abortion. Traveling to floating abortion clinics could be cheaper than traveling across several states.

    You know things are bad for the left when they take up Seasteading.

    1. Earth-based Human Skeptic   3 years ago

      Waterworld II: Revenge of the Fetus

  49. Rev. Arthur L. Kuckland   3 years ago

    I am appalled at the reason commenter.
    Companies are hiring people to elavuate "vibes"
    And there is not a single Jeff goldbloom/cyndi Lauper joke? Come on slackers!

  50. Nardz   3 years ago

    Hunter Biden.

    Just thought the name could be newsworthy

  51. ElvisIsReal   3 years ago

    "This has my blood boiling. How could this be fair? According to the new law, this is a life."
    -----------------
    This is the kind of thing that happens when idiot progressive children grow up and become idiot progressive adults.

  52. Liberty Lover   3 years ago

    Fetuses in HOV Lanes, Abortions at Sea, and More Post-Biden Weirdness

  53. Ben of Houston   3 years ago

    As Roe Vs Wade ruled that states may chose to protect abortion after 20 weeks, and Texas did so, the woman using the high occupancy vehicle lane now actually has LESS of an argument than she did previously, since there is now no longer a Supreme Court delineation of personhood. This has no relationship to Dobbs aside from making her bold enough to try the crazy argument.

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