Leave Goat Yoga Alone!
"We can't even do the things we want to on our own property that aren't even hurting anyone."

Zoning aims to cram all human activity into neat little boxes: residential, commercial, agricultural. The system does not easily accommodate new, line-blurring ideas and practices, as Jordan Stevens learned when planning officials told her she was not allowed to host goat yoga classes on her farm in rural Hamilton County, Indiana.
Since 2018, Stevens and her partner had been running goat yoga classes—where people strike traditional yoga poses while goats clamber on and around them—out of a local counseling center. When the pandemic shut down the counseling center, Stevens shifted the operation to her farm, Happy Goat Lucky Acres. The move allowed her to hold classes in a safer outdoor environment while eliminating the need to lug her Nigerian dwarf goats back and forth.
It was the only full-time goat yoga business in the state, and it was a good arrangement for Stevens' goats as well as her customers. "They thrive on human interaction," she says. "On the farm, we have a separate pen that we do the classes in, and they run straight into that."
But this win-win for humans and goats didn't sit well with Hamilton County officials. The local planning department wasn't kidding around in July 2021 when it sent Stevens an email informing her that goat yoga was not allowed on her agricultural land. While her property's zoning allowed her to raise goats and sell goat products, goat yoga was out of the question. If Stevens wanted to operate her business legally, she would have to apply for a zoning variance.
The news was a blow for Stevens. Running her business from her farm was more cost-effective and convenient, especially because she has multiple sclerosis, which makes it difficult to work outside her home.
But with few other options, Stevens tried to jump through the county's hoops. It cost about $1,000 in fees, plus some $4,000 in revenue lost because she had to pause her business for two months.
It was all for naught. In September, the county's Board of Zoning Appeals rejected Stevens' application for a variance.
Fortunately, Stevens was able to finish out the rest of her season, which runs from May through October, at the fairgrounds in neighboring Tipton County. But the added expense and hassle of moving the classes off the farm left her wondering whether she will continue offering goat yoga classes.
"It sucks," Stevens says. "They take so much money from people who are already taxpayers, and then we can't even do the things we want to on our own property that aren't even hurting anyone."
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The nanny state supports goat yoga.
This really gets my goat! The Regulatory State of the Goated is Bloated, we all bleated, butt we were defeated! I say to the Nanny State:
You're busted!
I'm disgusted!
You can't be trusted!
Since 2018, Stevens and her partner had been running goat yoga classes—where people strike traditional yoga poses while goats clamber on and around them—out of a local counseling center. When the pandemic shut down the counseling center, Stevens shifted the operation to her farm, Happy Goat Lucky Acres. The move allowed her to hold classes in a safer outdoor environment while eliminating the need to lug her Nigerian dwarf goats back and forth.
"Partner"? Is Jordan Stevens Lesbian and is the planning department in Hamilton County, Indiana being Homophobic? And "Nigerian dwarf goats"? Is the County planning department being Xenophobic, Racist, Sizeist, and Speciesist too?
Damnit, this is Intersectional oppression if ever there was such a thing! Get Woke! Stand with the Goat and it's People Companions!
This isn't a nanny state, it's a ninny state.
Why is the nanny state opposing the right of the people to toss dwarf goats?
Fuck Joe Biden
Joe Biden fucks goats
Butt... Butt... Did the goats consent? Properly signed, authenticated by a Notary Pubic, and in triplicate?
What did I just not read?
Don't worry. I'll give you the Cliff's Non-Notes and you can feed them to the goaties.
Business that raises goats used to lend those goats out for goat yoga (yoga classes with small goats around). COVID shut down indoor studios, so business decides to hold sessions on their farm. Farm is not zoned for offering yoga classes, so told to apply for variance. Variance denied.
I suspect that Terry Anne Lieber was more ashamed to claim having read it or even glanced over it. Thanks anyway for the summary.
It's really very unfair to Stevens.I love animals very much, and I think that the main thing is to take care of them and treat them well. Once I had to write an essay about pets, I had no ideas, and had to order here https://studyessay.org/, I wish I had known about this story sooner, it would have been a good topic for my essay
"It cost about $1,000 in fees . . . "
And there you have it - - - - -
It is about the kids.
Well, goats do have cloven hooves as well as horns and beards, and they're doing this strange practice from Hindu India, so the Hamioton County planning department may see themselves as doing the Lord's work against The Devil.
I'd like to see them say what the fees pay for.
An endless cycle of snippy holier & smarter than thou administrators and bureaucrats, if history is any example.
Exorcisms against these graven images of Baphomet!
Regulators gotta regulate.
They're like the Troll under the bridge who want the Three Billy Goats to "Pay yer toll to The Troll!"
Maybe they'll Get Gruff and knock the Troll out of the way! We'll know for sure when we see goats on "Domestic Terrorist" watch lists.
Obviously the goats are being exploited for human entertainment and are not being paid a living wage.
I'm sure they get $20 an hour worth of tin can labels to eat.
And it's really Universal Basic Chevon Income because all the Yoga goats have to do is Just Be In The Moment.
I wonder if their mantra is: "Baaaa!" 🙂
"on our own property"
This woman is delusional. Does she think she's living in a free country or something?
See my comment one below.
>>If Stevens wanted to operate her business legally, she would have to apply for a zoning variance.
operate as a charity and accept donations. fuck you, regulators.
"It sucks," Stevens says. "They take so much money from people who are already taxpayers, and then we can't even do the things we want to on our own property that aren't even hurting anyone."
So my first question is how did you vote most recently? Let me provide a story:
Just a couple of years ago in Michigan a DEMOCRATIC member of the state legislature proposed a bill that would treat federal regulation as a "floor" to their ability to regulate, in opposition to a Republican bill seeking to treat such federal regs as a "ceiling" to what the state could do. IOW, Democrats want to have absolutely no limit to what and how much they can impose regulations and restriction on their citizens. They just seen to love doing that.
Think about that the next time to visit a voting booth or fill out an absentee ballot, and just how much you want less intrusion into your private matters vs. how my virtue you want to signal.
Which is exactly the opposite of how it's supposed to work under The Fourteenth Amendment. Under this Amendment, State Constitutions can enumerate more rights than the Federal Constitution, but not less.
https://www.wemu.org/post/michigan-house-passes-legislation-keep-state-rules-exceeding-federal-rules#stream
Fortunately that bill was defeated in 2017:
Democratic Representative Robert Wittenberg said the bill would tie the state’s hands and prevent it from making regulations it deems necessary.
“I think those regulations that are put in place federally are a floor and not a ceiling, and I think we should be able to further regulate if we deem necessary,” he said.
And presumably subsidize it if it doesn't move. So then, they could have Goat Yoga on the dole if Michigan bans it like Hamilton County, Indiana.
Since chevon is edible, would that make Goat Yoga covered by EBT? Or would there be price support programs paying goats to not do Yoga? And how could the Social Worker or Official Goat Inspector tell if the goat is not doing Yoga?
Not Sealioning here, understand, just ruminating on the implications.
If we allow goat yoga today, where will it end? Goat marriage? Satanic goat worship?
How far, who decides? There ought to be a law!
There ought to be a law that makes it legal to shoot people who say "There ought to be a law".
I’d vote for that platform
Exactly. If people want to roll around in goat turds while doing yoga, that’s their call.
Mountain goats are masters at traversing across slippery slopes.
There's a zoning category for goat yoga? Where in the state is now zoned for that?
No. There's a zoning category for agriculture. It gets you benefits because you aren't belching smoke, paving parking lots, and are using fuel to produce food rather than just deliver food to people too lazy to get off their asses.
Operating a business not producing any food, she's not zoned for agricultural use, it's commercial. It's really not as fuzzy as Reason makes it sound and, at it's core, is a pretty fundamental economic concept predating Adam Smith. But, of course, Reason has to forsake all of that for its totally-not-too-local, internet-meme-of-the-minute hot take panic attack.
They also keep describing Hamilton County as 'rural' when it's not. Her farm may be rural but the county is the heart of the Indianapolis-Carmel-Anderson metroplex. Between Fishers, Carmel, and Noblesville, it's about as uppity, pretentious, and controlling as any of your Coastal prototypes.
Goat Yoga does not belch smoke, does not seem to have resulted in paving any parking lots, and does not use any fuel. I get that when they write the rules, they don't want people putting a retail center on farmland. However, the fact that they rejected the variance seems fairly inappropriate to me. Small farmers are increasingly adding farm to table restaurants, bed and breakfasts, tours, and similar experiences to be partially diversified from the volatile agriculture sector, and this seems to be very much in that same vein of a farm running a side business as a small buffer for when the goat cheese market crashes. The variance process should have worked to say: yeah, normally we wouldn't let you run a yoga studio, but since this is directly related to your goat farm, we are cool with a small goat yoga operation.
What the variance process should have concluded is that telling people what to peacefully do with their own property is at variance with the Individual Rights that Government is supposed to protect instead of violate and the zoning board members need to close their office and get a life.
Right. So something I haven't seen brought up yet. Who are these people that want to do yoga with goats? What the hell is wrong with people? "the county is the heart of the Indianapolis-Carmel-Anderson metroplex. Between Fishers, Carmel, and Noblesville, it's about as uppity, pretentious, and controlling as any of your Coastal prototypes. " goes far in explaining this.
Normal people prefer doga. Yoga with dogs, as god intended.
I'm pretty sure Adam Smith wouldn't demand that government use force to demand that agriculture and industry or service professions be separate in function. I'm wlso sure he would condemn this as an attempt by landed, established interests to collude against a new innovative service against the public interest in individual freedom.
"Where in the state is now zoned for that?"
In a state named after India, you'd think everywhere would be zoned for yoga.
In zoning law, the presumptoon is that if the law doesn't have a category for the entity, then the entity does not exist. The law then procedes to make damn sure it doesn't exist either.