Brickbat: Too Close for Comfort

The driver was stopped for tailgating. He ended up getting his genitals and buttocks groped by a New Jersey state trooper. Video shows Trooper Joseph Drew telling the man he smells marijuana. The man, whose name was not released by the media because he is the victim of a sexual assault, protests he has no drugs. But Drew puts on gloves and reaches inside the man's underwear as they stand on the side of the road. Drew found no drugs on the man or in his car.
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"Tailgating"? Buttocks groping?
Reminds me of an old joke about a lawyer who was so good that he got a client's sodomy charge reduced to "following too closely".
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Dave's not here, man.
/Only took me 40 years to use that line.
Has no one seen the documentary Reefer Madness? The mere odor of marijuana can send someone into a sexual frenzy, and law enforcement are not immune. Why do you think it's included in the most illegalest of narcotics?
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Give the cops a break. Thugs gotta thug.
I mean he gave the guy a reach around, so it wasn't all bad.
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But he didn't fuck him in the ass. Unless he finger blasted him. Would that count?
Come on, who among us hasn't wanted to do this to someone who was tailgating us?
The man's offense was to be as long-haired hippie... That's why he was pulled over for "tailgating." And we KNOW that all long-haired men are pot fiends.
If you're going to be a long-haired hippie and go driving, I would suggest that you always be on the verge of pissing... Keep a full bladder at all times... Then when you get groped, literally PISS ON THEM! Tell them you were fearful, and lost body control! Probably get the shit beat out of ya, but it would be worth it! The video would be PRECIOUS!!
Those videos would suffer a technical malfunction, and never see the light of day.
But the hand that malfunctioned the technical would leave urine fingerprints behind, and NOBODY expects urine fingerprints!
You obviously don't have teenagers
"I love the smell of marijuana in a traffic stop. It smells like ... GROPING!"
At least the tailgater won't get pregnant, the cop used a glove - - - - - - - -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOqOlETcRU
I've heard the latest craze amongst the kids is soaking a tampon in the marihuanas on sticking it up their butt, the cop was just being thorough in his search.
Rep. Kennedy: Raping people is an essential law enforcement tool that we could lose if marijuana was legalized.
Is this cop a time traveler from the past? No one cares about pot anymore.
Did he also search for copies of any banned "prurient" novels by James Joyce, Henry Miller, or D.H. Lawrence?
It's 2018, officer. Shouldn't you instead be checking if the man is involved in any ?gasp? buying of sex?
NJSP's half gestapo, half sea org uniforms add a whimsical homoerotic touch to agents of state power. Bad touch, but with style.
Point of Information: The Gestapo got the uniform idea from the NJSP.