Scalise Returns to Capitol, Patriotism Policing Hits Schools, SCOTUS to Consider Forced Union Dues: P.M. Links
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Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call/Newscom Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.
- Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation.
- The Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case over whether government employees may be forced to pay union fees even when they've declined to join the union.
- Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.
- The Islamic State has released what appears to be the first recording of its leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in a year. There had been reports he might have been killed over the summer in a Russian raid in Syria.
- Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs. Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.
- The European Union is urging social media and tech companies to figure out how to automate flagging and takedowns of online content that they deem "illegal." Note that this mechanism has in the United States resulted in all sorts of content being taken down for no real reason due to automated copyright complaints.
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Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.
Are we allowed to make note of something that came from leftist violent rhetoric???
How Dare You even ask such a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello.
The EU can suck my big, fat, unSJW cock and lick my gigantic, wet asshole.
Fucken commies.
Your asshole is gigantic, Rufus? Why is it wet? The asshole should not normally be wet, Rufus.
Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation
"UNDER GOD." IT'S IN THERE, REASON. DEAL WITH IT.
Since the 1950's. Surely a foundational era.
I believe that the pledge was originally written by a 19th century socialist. Which makes adding "under God" to help fight the godless commies a bit ironic.
It's the whole bit about pledging allegiance to a flag that gets me (well, that and the fact that I'm not going to pledge allegiance to anything because I'm just that kind of contrarian individualist). How is that a sensible thing to do, whatever you think about patriotism, respect for the flag and whatnot. What does it even mean to have allegiance to a flag? Did the people who wrote it even think about the words tehy were using?
AND FOR WHICH IT STANDS.
the flag is a synecdoche for the country.
Then why does it need the "and to the republic" part too? And more of a general metonymy, I'd say.
WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. MAYBE IT'S THE "FOR ALL" PART THAT YOU RACISTS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
Is that part supposed to be descriptive, or aspirational?
Don't much like the indivisible part; cf. Independence, Declaration of.
Fun fact: a popular early method of saluting while reciting the Pledge was to hold the right arm out straight, at an upward angle. This sort of fell out of favor after the German NSDAP thought it looked cool and started doing it too.
Sad fact: ruining our pledge was their greatest crime.
This is still common in Brazil. My wife has pictures of her and fellow students doing it upon graduating high school and college and I saw it first hand at two weddings I attended. I get that there's no association with the Nazis, but as a warm blooded Amurikan, every time I saw it, I got a bit of a chill.
The 45th Infantry Division wore a yellow swastika on a red background until the 30s.
Compelled speech is a problem, too, with some exceptions.
That just describes the location, not a relationship. They also proposed adding "over Hell" and "between Canada and Mexico".
"Oh great God, please give me cummies"
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.
"What the fuck?" - Hawaii, USVI, Guam, Marshall Islands, etc.
They should ask Darth Chaney to steer a hurricane their way.
The US Virgin Islands has been exempt from the Jones Act since 1936. While Hawaii and the Pacific Territories are often affected by the Act (a lot of the air freight to and from Hawaii is specifically to go around the port restrictions involved), Puerto Rico is affected most directly because it's so close to both other US ports and other foreign ports there in the Caribbean (where the price difference of shipping by flight and shipping by container ship is that much different).
And, to be fair, John McCain has introduced bills to wholly scrap the Jones Ace multiple times (including as recently as 2015). I imagine that the specific language of this bill is because anti-protectionist bills are likely to be harder to pass in this Trumpian climate (but the news about post-Maria Puerto Rico at least allows for an incremental change by giving Puerto Rico the same status as the US Virgin Islands).
The Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case over whether government employees may be forced to pay union fees even when they've declined to join the union.
Well, if you know a better way to reliably fund Democrat campaigns...
Sure. Let Trump Tweet.
Scratch-off lotto tickets?
Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.
i.e. Kick Puerto Rico farther out of the country.
Kick it straight to the Indian Ocean.
Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.
The correct method of assembling Ikea furniture is to throw it in a dumpster and go buy a piece of furniture that WON'T break when you have sex on it.
The problem with IKEA furniture is that it's more expensive than what it's worth. It's generally cheaper than most furniture, but for the type of furniture it is, it's pricey.
Ikea has good meatballs, though.
I will admit that I will get the gravy mix from time to time. It's pretty good.
Where else does one even get Lingonberry?
Sweden, or Minnesota.
"The correct method of assembling Ikea furniture is to throw it in a dumpster and go buy a piece of furniture that WON'T break when you have sex on it."
Let's see...how can I make this joke worse?
Something about Catherine the Great?
Seriously, the joke doesn't need improvement.
I WAS BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
Go on.
Ikea has realized that its current economic model is shaky, so it's let slip that the Game of Thrones folks are using their rugs to make fur cloaks. Now they can make a fortune off picky cosplayers!
Ginsburg: Sexism was a 'major factor' in Clinton's election loss
False - it was a major, major, major factor.
The important thing is that there is no way to actually test the validity of his statement, so he can't be wrong.
Kinda like some people refer to all boats as "she", do you refer to all SC Justices as "he"?
Sorry, "Ruth Bader" was a masculine name in my family line. I get it mixed up all the time.
Millions of women voted for Trump. And millions of men voted for Clinton. Please explain.
Sexist women, woke men.
Could things get more random? That's the next age, The Random Age.
Something about fluid gender?
If you bump Clinton by 1% nation-wide, she goes from losing to winning.
So you don't have to argue that very many folks voted for Trump because of sexism. Just that enough did.
That said? Women can be sexist too, and think that women should be led by men.
If you bump Clinton by 1% nation-wide, she goes from losing to winning.
And if my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt.
Huh? Wasn't Michelle Obama recently giving women voters hell for NOT being sufficiently sexist and voting for Hillary?
Ginsburg looked and sounded like the living dead in that interview. Who are the potential nominees for Trump's next SCOTUS appointment?
Preet Bharara?
*ducks
People who didn't get subpoenaed by him have...
[makes sure exits are nearby and unobstructed]
...subpoenas envy.
I'm afraid you're about to be outran by the...
{cocks C-96 Mauser}
..."Long arm" of the State.
(it technically counts as a long arm because I have the optional stock attached).
OMG a death threat, I'll have Preet whip out his subpoenas!
I suspect it will be easily dismissed.
"I suspect it will be easily dismissed."
De minimis non curat lex - the law takes no account of trifles.
Mainly because they're too small to see.
Preet ascends to the Earth's surface in a column of fire
'Scuse me while I whip this out!
A cold shower'll have him descending in no time.
The last time I actually saw Charlie Rose was his cameo appearance in Batman v. Superman (case coming soon to the Supreme Court, hoping to set precedent on how insurance companies define 'Act of God' in major disasters), so I simply imagine that he asks every guest, as a stock question, "Must there be a Superman?"...
Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.
Nobody apparently cared then, why would anyone care now?
The Islamic State has released what appears to be the first recording of its leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in a year. There had been reports he might have been killed over the summer in a Russian raid in Syria.
He wanted to address the national anthem protests, didn't he?
He said, "Everyone should sit Indian-Style while the anthem plays."
It's criss-cross applesauce, shitlord.
I am the only true libertarian on this site, but I firmly believe "Criss-Cross Applesauce" should be considered hate speech.
As the only true authoritarian on this site, I think you're going too far.
Rigorous internal debate is paramount to the health of the State!
As the true One Son of God, I'm willing to say that you are what is ruining this country.
And as the secret identical Twin Son of God separated and hidden since birth, I'm willing to say, with no small amount of confidence, "your goatee isn't nearly magnificent enough to be making such declarative statements".
As the One True God, I've got to tell you, Strider, that you are not BUCS secret twin brother. We found you wandering around Bree and adopted you (big mistake). Yes, it's true we hid you (have you looked in the mirror lately?). Anyhoo, as the one True God, I'll tell you that the proper term is "sitting juxtaposed".
We reject your dirty gnostic fantasy.
Looks like those BJs from Goldberry have really...
{puts on Gandalf's shades I stole from him when he wasn't looking}
...gone to your head.
I can't believe it took a whole year to find a look-alike.
They found the look-alike fairly easily, persuading him it was a good idea took a while.
If it's just an audio recording, do we know for certain that he wasn't killed and then subsequently Robo-copped?
With so much to criticize about Roy Moore, Chuck Todd still managed to strike out
*insert Picard head-palm*
Yeah, um, our rights don't come from the government or a piece of paper.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."
--Some outdated document
"First off," Todd added, "He doesn't appear to believe in the Constitution as it's written."
That's all right, not a lot of Democrats or journalists (but I repeat myself) do, either (2nd Amendment, 5th Amendment).
And Moore does have a point. You don't have to believe in Jesus as your lord and savior to understand that humanity possesses natural rights, irrespective of whether they're codified on a piece of paper or not.
I've decided I've moved on the point in my life where I will never put a piece of Ikea furniture together again.
Turned 25, huh?
Just buy it used and chalk paint them bitches up.
You can't buy a used piece of Ikea furniture because it is so heavy from the particle board and so loosely put together with pins, that the moment you try to move it, it cracks and breaks. At least for the big pieces.
Not used Ikea furniture, used other furniture that still functions and looks like shit. You slap two coats of paint, one coat of sealer, and boom, you have a new whatever.
Crusty specializes in shabby chic refinished tv cabinets and love swings.
Admittedly it's a nice market.
*niche*
Hey, it's a pretty nice market as well.
Well, I imagine shabby chicks DO have the lowest labor costs in the refinishing market...
I do the next best thing and buy the floor model. It'll be beaten up a little beat (but likely no one will have had sex on it), albeit in a way that I can fix with furniture markers and the like, and I'll save a good deal of money on it.
Don't be so sure. You could still get divorced.
Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.
Well, I can't now.
This gives me a chance to post a link to the Ikea song.
https://youtu.be/IUPu_ipbVB0
Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs.
It's not made out of actual rabbit meat, is it?
It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog with nasty, big pointy teeth and a vicious streak a mile wide.
McHealthcare Deluxe (note: this was my college nickname)
I'm a firm believer in funding the arts.
+1 Piss Christ
6 Utah peace officers suspended for misconduct, including one for sex maybe kinda sorta on-duty
Also, what the fuck does this mean:
He unleashed sick truths on twitter without regard to any man or child.
gay pornstar.
Too many consonants in her name...pass.
She's an angel.
So you're saying you'd exploit her natural resources? Pervert.
The European Union is urging social media and tech companies to figure out how to automate flagging and takedowns of online content that they deem "illegal."
Wouldn't it be easier for Europe to simply compose their users' tweets for them.
Can you imagine all of the jobs it would create? What a brilliant idea!
I shall forward this to the high council; your name attached.
Hopefully I can finally get on the ground floor of one of these ideas I have for Europe. They always seem to be one step ahead of me.
One goosestep?
Probably.
Former female probation counselor arrested on charges of sex with two teenage boys
"Maximum" ... it can be anything less, and probably substantially so, absent a complete dismissal.
head of the District Attorney's sex team
Do you think he pronounces "Honey, the head of the sex team is home!" every night when he gets in the door? I can only assume that a sex team with a head also has a tail, right?
When I saw a headline beginning "|Former female probation counselor arrested," I said, hmmm, I wonder what she was arrested for....no, not really...
"Today, a probation officer was arrested for getting super high and pissing in his wards urine tests."
Teen caught having sex with his wiener dog again ? but this time it's illegal
At least he was romantic enough to use a bed.
each time he would have sexual intercourse with the dog, it would be for an hour or more
And he takes his time. A truly sensitive and considerate dog fucker.
What amazing stamina!
What dogged persistence.
I suppose that joke *was* unworthy of comment - good call, everyone.
Best Dog F*cking pun on the site.
That commendation is going straight to my resume.
Should read: Best F*cking Dog Pun on the site.
This is basically the webcomic Raine Dog. One of the stranger metaphors for... I think transgender people.
Hell, I think Raine Dog was even a weiner dog too.
"I'm not being offensive, she actually is!"
He's no Scott Turner.
Speaking of dogs, is it better or worse when the surveillance state uses man's best friend?
The latest crime-fighting technology in Thailand: Stray dogs with 'smart vests'
The crazy thing is that when random crooks start killing strays, the guys who came up with this are probably going to be surprised.
So if he did it twice with a dog, it's time for a NSFW link.
Tonight I'm taking a knee to protest my neighbour washing his car in the dark.
Weirdo.
You should just start doing that every time something you don't like happens.
'Sir, why are you kneeling?'
'YOU DIDN'T BRING ME MY WATER YET!'
Take a knee over people taking a knee!
Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation.
I realized in middle school that having a bunch of kids pledge their lives to the state on a daily basis was creepy so I stopped reciting the pledge. These guys get it.
I think I figured that out in about third grade.
Two days on the Palouse with Washington State coach Mike Leach
For those very few of you who like real sports:
Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs
And will now ruin countless more relationships.
Ikea is just large quantities of shitty furniture. I don't understand the love of it.
It's the giant building.
It is the meatballs and the red berry jam. I could eat that jam with a spoon directly out of the jar. The furniture is like crap out of the medical waiting room of your nightmares.
Yeah, the meatballs and jam is pretty good.
It's best for non-furniture type things for the home...it's basically a trendier Walmart
Sort of like a "tiny house" is a trendier mobile home.
No, some of the not-furniture is okay. And there's those storage cubes for the kids' stuff.
I have some teak bookshelves that are to die for.
I like the big bags, too. What are they, plastic of some sort? Swedish technology?
What are they, plastic of some sort?
100 % polypropylene.
Have you tried shopping for a decent, not-embellished bookshelf that's eight feel tall? It's annoying difficult. Next time I binge on comic books (well, trade collections) I'm probably going to pick up a second Billy.
The person who wrote that article makes the commie Second Lieutenant in my article look like a genius. I hope that person doesn't have unsupervised access to sharp objects.
That's not very libertarian of you.
http://dailycaller.com/2017/09.....-military/
What a retard. Seriously, how could someone be this offensively stupid?
Sounds like he planned on getting the West Point education, followed by being kicked out of the military.
He says he planned to infiltrate the military. I guess he missed the memo about how infiltrating something requires pretending to be a loyal part of it and not advertising the fact on Facebook. The kid is just retarded. Maybe he brain damaged in Afghanistan.
His indoctrination started long before he entered the military.
Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.
"Man, fifteen long weeks I've been gone! I can't believe all the shit I must have missed! So who's going to catch me up on all the stuff that you guys have gotten done while I was gone? Paul? I know we got Obamacare repealed and the wall built, taxes cut and an austere budget passed, what else? Anybody? Nobody? Nobody wants to tell me all the things we've gotten done the last four months?"
Your Louisiana accent is horrible. Go read Confederacy of Dunces.
I was too aggressive there and so I was just a jerk without actually making a joke. I apologize.
Nyet, comment is fine!
"Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game."
They'll probably play him in right field.
Dear AskATrumptard,
On my way home from work tonight, I stopped to buy food at a local pizza place, which happened to have an NFL game on TV. When the national anthem began to play, not a single other customer or worker in the entire place stopped what they were doing, much less actually rising for the anthem.
As a patriotic Trump loving American, am I obligated to booo the entire shop for disrespecting our military?
A. Don't be a troll,
B. Don't corpse-fuck. If you want to start a new thread, find one where most of the commenters will actually see it.
Oh, and C, who gives a shit about this anyway. Kneel or stand, your torso has the same sight picture either way.
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