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Scalise Returns to Capitol, Patriotism Policing Hits Schools, SCOTUS to Consider Forced Union Dues: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 9.28.2017 4:30 PM

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    Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.

  • Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation.
  • The Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case over whether government employees may be forced to pay union fees even when they've declined to join the union.
  • Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.
  • The Islamic State has released what appears to be the first recording of its leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in a year. There had been reports he might have been killed over the summer in a Russian raid in Syria.
  • Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs. Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.
  • The European Union is urging social media and tech companies to figure out how to automate flagging and takedowns of online content that they deem "illegal." Note that this mechanism has in the United States resulted in all sorts of content being taken down for no real reason due to automated copyright complaints.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.

    Are we allowed to make note of something that came from leftist violent rhetoric???

    1. geo1113   8 years ago

      How Dare You even ask such a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

      Hello.

      The EU can suck my big, fat, unSJW cock and lick my gigantic, wet asshole.

      Fucken commies.

      1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        Your asshole is gigantic, Rufus? Why is it wet? The asshole should not normally be wet, Rufus.

  2. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation

    "UNDER GOD." IT'S IN THERE, REASON. DEAL WITH IT.

    1. Shirley Knott   8 years ago

      Since the 1950's. Surely a foundational era.

      1. Zeb   8 years ago

        I believe that the pledge was originally written by a 19th century socialist. Which makes adding "under God" to help fight the godless commies a bit ironic.

    2. Zeb   8 years ago

      It's the whole bit about pledging allegiance to a flag that gets me (well, that and the fact that I'm not going to pledge allegiance to anything because I'm just that kind of contrarian individualist). How is that a sensible thing to do, whatever you think about patriotism, respect for the flag and whatnot. What does it even mean to have allegiance to a flag? Did the people who wrote it even think about the words tehy were using?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        AND FOR WHICH IT STANDS.

      2. Number 7   8 years ago

        the flag is a synecdoche for the country.

        1. Zeb   8 years ago

          Then why does it need the "and to the republic" part too? And more of a general metonymy, I'd say.

          1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

            WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL. MAYBE IT'S THE "FOR ALL" PART THAT YOU RACISTS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.

            1. Zeb   8 years ago

              Is that part supposed to be descriptive, or aspirational?

            2. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

              Don't much like the indivisible part; cf. Independence, Declaration of.

      3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        Fun fact: a popular early method of saluting while reciting the Pledge was to hold the right arm out straight, at an upward angle. This sort of fell out of favor after the German NSDAP thought it looked cool and started doing it too.

        1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

          Sad fact: ruining our pledge was their greatest crime.

        2. MWG   8 years ago

          This is still common in Brazil. My wife has pictures of her and fellow students doing it upon graduating high school and college and I saw it first hand at two weddings I attended. I get that there's no association with the Nazis, but as a warm blooded Amurikan, every time I saw it, I got a bit of a chill.

        3. Rat on a train   8 years ago

          The 45th Infantry Division wore a yellow swastika on a red background until the 30s.

      4. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

        Compelled speech is a problem, too, with some exceptions.

    3. Rat on a train   8 years ago

      That just describes the location, not a relationship. They also proposed adding "over Hell" and "between Canada and Mexico".

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        "Oh great God, please give me cummies"

  3. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

    Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.

    "What the fuck?" - Hawaii, USVI, Guam, Marshall Islands, etc.

    1. Rat on a train   8 years ago

      They should ask Darth Chaney to steer a hurricane their way.

    2. Episteme   8 years ago

      The US Virgin Islands has been exempt from the Jones Act since 1936. While Hawaii and the Pacific Territories are often affected by the Act (a lot of the air freight to and from Hawaii is specifically to go around the port restrictions involved), Puerto Rico is affected most directly because it's so close to both other US ports and other foreign ports there in the Caribbean (where the price difference of shipping by flight and shipping by container ship is that much different).

      And, to be fair, John McCain has introduced bills to wholly scrap the Jones Ace multiple times (including as recently as 2015). I imagine that the specific language of this bill is because anti-protectionist bills are likely to be harder to pass in this Trumpian climate (but the news about post-Maria Puerto Rico at least allows for an incremental change by giving Puerto Rico the same status as the US Virgin Islands).

  4. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case over whether government employees may be forced to pay union fees even when they've declined to join the union.

    Well, if you know a better way to reliably fund Democrat campaigns...

    1. EscherEnigma   8 years ago

      Sure. Let Trump Tweet.

    2. Episteme   8 years ago

      Scratch-off lotto tickets?

  5. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Sens. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah) are introducing legislation to permanently exempt Puerto Rico from the shipping trade protectionism of the Jones Act.

    i.e. Kick Puerto Rico farther out of the country.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Kick it straight to the Indian Ocean.

  6. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

    Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.

    The correct method of assembling Ikea furniture is to throw it in a dumpster and go buy a piece of furniture that WON'T break when you have sex on it.

    1. Juice   8 years ago

      The problem with IKEA furniture is that it's more expensive than what it's worth. It's generally cheaper than most furniture, but for the type of furniture it is, it's pricey.

      1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        Ikea has good meatballs, though.

        1. Juice   8 years ago

          I will admit that I will get the gravy mix from time to time. It's pretty good.

        2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          Where else does one even get Lingonberry?

          1. Conchfritters   8 years ago

            Sweden, or Minnesota.

    2. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      "The correct method of assembling Ikea furniture is to throw it in a dumpster and go buy a piece of furniture that WON'T break when you have sex on it."

      Let's see...how can I make this joke worse?

      Something about Catherine the Great?

      Seriously, the joke doesn't need improvement.

      1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

        I WAS BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

    3. MWG   8 years ago

      Go on.

    4. Episteme   8 years ago

      Ikea has realized that its current economic model is shaky, so it's let slip that the Game of Thrones folks are using their rugs to make fur cloaks. Now they can make a fortune off picky cosplayers!

  7. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Ginsburg: Sexism was a 'major factor' in Clinton's election loss

    CBS's Charlie Rose asked Ginsburg at an event Tuesday night if she thought sexism contributed to Hillary Clinton's loss to President Trump in 2016.

    "I have no doubt that it did," she replied.

    Ginsburg said that while there were many elements that led to Clinton's loss, sexism "was a major, major factor."

    False - it was a major, major, major factor.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      The important thing is that there is no way to actually test the validity of his statement, so he can't be wrong.

      1. Chinny Chin Chin   8 years ago

        Kinda like some people refer to all boats as "she", do you refer to all SC Justices as "he"?

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          Sorry, "Ruth Bader" was a masculine name in my family line. I get it mixed up all the time.

    2. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

      Millions of women voted for Trump. And millions of men voted for Clinton. Please explain.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Sexist women, woke men.

        1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

          Could things get more random? That's the next age, The Random Age.

        2. Episteme   8 years ago

          Something about fluid gender?

      2. EscherEnigma   8 years ago

        If you bump Clinton by 1% nation-wide, she goes from losing to winning.

        So you don't have to argue that very many folks voted for Trump because of sexism. Just that enough did.

        That said? Women can be sexist too, and think that women should be led by men.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

          If you bump Clinton by 1% nation-wide, she goes from losing to winning.

          And if my uncle had tits, he'd be my aunt.

    3. creech   8 years ago

      Huh? Wasn't Michelle Obama recently giving women voters hell for NOT being sufficiently sexist and voting for Hillary?
      Ginsburg looked and sounded like the living dead in that interview. Who are the potential nominees for Trump's next SCOTUS appointment?

      1. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

        Preet Bharara?

        *ducks

        1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

          People who didn't get subpoenaed by him have...

          [makes sure exits are nearby and unobstructed]

          ...subpoenas envy.

          1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

            I'm afraid you're about to be outran by the...

            {cocks C-96 Mauser}

            ..."Long arm" of the State.

            (it technically counts as a long arm because I have the optional stock attached).

            1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

              OMG a death threat, I'll have Preet whip out his subpoenas!

              1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

                I suspect it will be easily dismissed.

                1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

                  "I suspect it will be easily dismissed."

                  De minimis non curat lex - the law takes no account of trifles.

                  1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

                    Mainly because they're too small to see.

              2. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

                Preet ascends to the Earth's surface in a column of fire

                'Scuse me while I whip this out!

                1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

                  A cold shower'll have him descending in no time.

    4. Episteme   8 years ago

      The last time I actually saw Charlie Rose was his cameo appearance in Batman v. Superman (case coming soon to the Supreme Court, hoping to set precedent on how insurance companies define 'Act of God' in major disasters), so I simply imagine that he asks every guest, as a stock question, "Must there be a Superman?"...

  8. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

    Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.

    Nobody apparently cared then, why would anyone care now?

  9. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The Islamic State has released what appears to be the first recording of its leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, in a year. There had been reports he might have been killed over the summer in a Russian raid in Syria.

    He wanted to address the national anthem protests, didn't he?

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      He said, "Everyone should sit Indian-Style while the anthem plays."

      1. Juice   8 years ago

        It's criss-cross applesauce, shitlord.

        1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

          I am the only true libertarian on this site, but I firmly believe "Criss-Cross Applesauce" should be considered hate speech.

          1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

            As the only true authoritarian on this site, I think you're going too far.

            Rigorous internal debate is paramount to the health of the State!

            1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

              As the true One Son of God, I'm willing to say that you are what is ruining this country.

              1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

                And as the secret identical Twin Son of God separated and hidden since birth, I'm willing to say, with no small amount of confidence, "your goatee isn't nearly magnificent enough to be making such declarative statements".

                1. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

                  As the One True God, I've got to tell you, Strider, that you are not BUCS secret twin brother. We found you wandering around Bree and adopted you (big mistake). Yes, it's true we hid you (have you looked in the mirror lately?). Anyhoo, as the one True God, I'll tell you that the proper term is "sitting juxtaposed".

                  1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

                    We reject your dirty gnostic fantasy.

                  2. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

                    Looks like those BJs from Goldberry have really...

                    {puts on Gandalf's shades I stole from him when he wasn't looking}

                    ...gone to your head.

    2. Rhywun   8 years ago

      I can't believe it took a whole year to find a look-alike.

      1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

        They found the look-alike fairly easily, persuading him it was a good idea took a while.

    3. Episteme   8 years ago

      If it's just an audio recording, do we know for certain that he wasn't killed and then subsequently Robo-copped?

  10. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    With so much to criticize about Roy Moore, Chuck Todd still managed to strike out

    "Roy Moore, where the phrase Christian conservative doesn't even begin to describe him, could very well be your next U.S. senator and if you don't understand just how freaked out some folks in the GOP and the White House are about what that means, then you don't know Roy Moore," Todd said this week during a segment introduction.

    "First off," Todd added, "He doesn't appear to believe in the Constitution as it's written."

    The network producers then rolled a clip of Moore saying, "Our rights don't come from government. They don't come from the Bill of Rights. They come from Almighty God."

    1. Rhywun   8 years ago

      *insert Picard head-palm*

      1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

        Yeah, um, our rights don't come from the government or a piece of paper.

        "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness."

        --Some outdated document

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

      "First off," Todd added, "He doesn't appear to believe in the Constitution as it's written."

      That's all right, not a lot of Democrats or journalists (but I repeat myself) do, either (2nd Amendment, 5th Amendment).

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   8 years ago

      And Moore does have a point. You don't have to believe in Jesus as your lord and savior to understand that humanity possesses natural rights, irrespective of whether they're codified on a piece of paper or not.

  11. FreeRadical   8 years ago

    I've decided I've moved on the point in my life where I will never put a piece of Ikea furniture together again.

    1. Citizen X - #6   8 years ago

      Turned 25, huh?

    2. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

      Just buy it used and chalk paint them bitches up.

      1. FreeRadical   8 years ago

        You can't buy a used piece of Ikea furniture because it is so heavy from the particle board and so loosely put together with pins, that the moment you try to move it, it cracks and breaks. At least for the big pieces.

        1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

          Not used Ikea furniture, used other furniture that still functions and looks like shit. You slap two coats of paint, one coat of sealer, and boom, you have a new whatever.

      2. lap83   8 years ago

        Crusty specializes in shabby chic refinished tv cabinets and love swings.

        1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

          Admittedly it's a nice market.

          1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

            *niche*

            1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

              Hey, it's a pretty nice market as well.

        2. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

          Well, I imagine shabby chicks DO have the lowest labor costs in the refinishing market...

      3. Episteme   8 years ago

        I do the next best thing and buy the floor model. It'll be beaten up a little beat (but likely no one will have had sex on it), albeit in a way that I can fix with furniture markers and the like, and I'll save a good deal of money on it.

    3. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

      Don't be so sure. You could still get divorced.

  12. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Insert joke here about how they can now profit further off your inability to actually put their furniture together.

    Well, I can't now.

    1. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

      This gives me a chance to post a link to the Ikea song.

      https://youtu.be/IUPu_ipbVB0

  13. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs.

    It's not made out of actual rabbit meat, is it?

    1. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

      It's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog with nasty, big pointy teeth and a vicious streak a mile wide.

  14. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    McHealthcare Deluxe (note: this was my college nickname)

    Feedback matters. One of the reasons the private sector often is so much more effective than government is that market competition forces firms and entrepreneurs to admit error or suffer dire financial consequences. Capitalism will slap you upside the head if you do something dumb ? ask President Trump's bankruptcy lawyers about that. In the marketplace as in nature, the instrument of evolution is death: Bad products and bad ideas don't make it, and capital eventually flees bad firms and bad investors. A good company doesn't punish an executive for trying something new and failing ? it punishes him for refusal to admit failure when that failure is obvious and for continuing to shovel precious resources into the bonfire of his vanity.

    1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

      Politics should be more like that, but it's getting less like that. Because our political identities are shaped by tribalism rather than by reason, creating a political culture that embraces healthy experimentation and iterative, incremental reform is difficult for us to do. What we do instead is put together unwieldy bundles of legislation that promise to solve a particular problem for now and for all time ? and then accuse the other side of being evil for opposing it. That isn't government ? it's performance art.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        I'm a firm believer in funding the arts.

        1. lafe.long   8 years ago

          I'm a firm believer in funding the arts.

          +1 Piss Christ

  15. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    6 Utah peace officers suspended for misconduct, including one for sex maybe kinda sorta on-duty

    She was single and the other park ranger was getting divorced, she said. She apologized for consuming the council's time, but said she didn't believe she had violated any rules.

    "I never engaged in sexual activities with this man while on duty," Tschogl said.

    Frank Budd ? a former police officer, former president of Salt Lake Community College and a member of the council ? argued this case wasn't as severe as other episodes of sex-on-duty.

    "We've had it in the chief's office at 3 o'clock in the morning, in the back of police cars, in public parks," Budd said. "This is not those circumstances."

    Also, what the fuck does this mean:

    Other discipline cases Thursday:

    ? Davis County Sheriff's Office: Scott Manfull, 1 1/2-year suspension for reckless burning.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      He unleashed sick truths on twitter without regard to any man or child.

    2. lafe.long   8 years ago

      Scott Manfull

      gay pornstar.

    3. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      Too many consonants in her name...pass.

      1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

        She's an angel.

        1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

          So you're saying you'd exploit her natural resources? Pervert.

  16. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

    The European Union is urging social media and tech companies to figure out how to automate flagging and takedowns of online content that they deem "illegal."

    Wouldn't it be easier for Europe to simply compose their users' tweets for them.

    1. Jake W   8 years ago

      Can you imagine all of the jobs it would create? What a brilliant idea!

      I shall forward this to the high council; your name attached.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

        Hopefully I can finally get on the ground floor of one of these ideas I have for Europe. They always seem to be one step ahead of me.

        1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

          One goosestep?

          1. Fist of Etiquette   8 years ago

            Probably.

  17. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Former female probation counselor arrested on charges of sex with two teenage boys

    She is accused of sexually assaulting two teens, 17- and 18-years old, while they were housed at the William F. James Boys Ranch in Morgan Hill.

    Caparra now faces 17 counts of sexual assault (14 felonies and three misdemeanors). She also was booked on one felony charge of unlawful access to privileged information related to one of the victims.

    If she is convicted, she faces a maximum of 11 years and six months in prison, according to prosecutor Luis Ramos, head of the District Attorney's sex team.

    1. Jake W   8 years ago

      "Maximum" ... it can be anything less, and probably substantially so, absent a complete dismissal.

    2. mad.casual   8 years ago

      head of the District Attorney's sex team

      Do you think he pronounces "Honey, the head of the sex team is home!" every night when he gets in the door? I can only assume that a sex team with a head also has a tail, right?

    3. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      When I saw a headline beginning "|Former female probation counselor arrested," I said, hmmm, I wonder what she was arrested for....no, not really...

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        "Today, a probation officer was arrested for getting super high and pissing in his wards urine tests."

  18. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Teen caught having sex with his wiener dog again ? but this time it's illegal

    An Ohio teen with a history of having sex with canines will finally face bestiality charges after getting caught with a wiener dog, police said.

    Authorities said that the 17-year-old boy dodged bestiality charges for a prior incident in 2016 because a new law criminalizing the act throughout Ohio hadn't taken effect, news station WDTN reported.

    Instead, he was prosecuted for animal cruelty after having sex with another dog.

    But the latest instance, where the teen was found naked with the family pet in bed, came six months after the new law took effect, police said.

    At least he was romantic enough to use a bed.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      each time he would have sexual intercourse with the dog, it would be for an hour or more

      And he takes his time. A truly sensitive and considerate dog fucker.

      1. FreeRadical   8 years ago

        What amazing stamina!

        1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

          What dogged persistence.

          1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

            I suppose that joke *was* unworthy of comment - good call, everyone.

          2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            Best Dog F*cking pun on the site.

            1. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

              That commendation is going straight to my resume.

            2. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

              Should read: Best F*cking Dog Pun on the site.

    2. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      This is basically the webcomic Raine Dog. One of the stranger metaphors for... I think transgender people.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        Hell, I think Raine Dog was even a weiner dog too.

    3. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      "I'm not being offensive, she actually is!"

    4. Rat on a train   8 years ago

      He's no Scott Turner.

    5. Episteme   8 years ago

      Speaking of dogs, is it better or worse when the surveillance state uses man's best friend?

      The latest crime-fighting technology in Thailand: Stray dogs with 'smart vests'

      To some in Thailand, stray dogs are a nuisance. They spread disease, harass people and generally get into trouble. But a new initiative hopes to combat that perception by turning the animals into a form of mobile surveillance on paws ? by putting them in a "smart vest" with a hidden video camera.

      The program, which began in March and required five months to create, is in the early stages of development, and the vest is a prototype. But the group of crime-fighting dogs already have an occupationally appropriate name: "The Watchdogs."

      ...

      To take advantage of the dogs' keen instincts, developers working in conjunction with Phuket-based Soi Dog Foundation fitted the vests with cameras activated by aggressive barking that sends a live video stream to a mobile device (monitored by humans, of course).

      The idea, for example, is that once the stray dog on your street inadvertently activates their camera late at night, you could see whether there's a threat in real time while you lie in bed and look at your phone ? assuming the dog continues aiming its camera in the right direction.

      1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

        The crazy thing is that when random crooks start killing strays, the guys who came up with this are probably going to be surprised.

    6. Lily Bulero   8 years ago

      So if he did it twice with a dog, it's time for a NSFW link.

  19. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

    Tonight I'm taking a knee to protest my neighbour washing his car in the dark.

    Weirdo.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      You should just start doing that every time something you don't like happens.

      1. Rufus The Monocled   8 years ago

        'Sir, why are you kneeling?'
        'YOU DIDN'T BRING ME MY WATER YET!'

      2. Episteme   8 years ago

        Take a knee over people taking a knee!

  20. Rebel Scum   8 years ago

    Prepare yourself for a new fight over schools trying to force kids to do (or not do) various things in relationship to the Pledge of Allegiance, the national anthem, and other demands for patriotic affirmation.

    I realized in middle school that having a bunch of kids pledge their lives to the state on a daily basis was creepy so I stopped reciting the pledge. These guys get it.

    1. Zeb   8 years ago

      I think I figured that out in about third grade.

  21. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Two days on the Palouse with Washington State coach Mike Leach
    For those very few of you who like real sports:

    "Really, today is Monday, but to me it's Tuesday," Leach says. "So Tuesday will be Wednesday and Wednesday will be Thursday. But then again, we'll probably do our Thursday night routine about like we normally would, so Thursday, really, is just kinda Thursday. And thinking back on Sunday, it was really more like Sunday and Monday combined. But today? Monday? This is definitely Tuesday."

    This explanation was the postscript of an introductory rapid-fire discussion that touched on the portraiture of Civil War photographer Mathew Brady, hurricane damage in Key West and the 56-year old's weekly internal debate over whether he should wear a ballcap to his media conference. "Really, it's about my hair," he says. "If it's totally out of control, hat on. If it's looking pretty good, hat off. But look at this hair; it never really looks all that good."

    By the way, this all came in response to a question about USC quarterback Sam Darnold.

  22. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

    Ikea has purchased TaskRabbit, a service that connects freelance workers with potential gigs

    And will now ruin countless more relationships.

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Ikea is just large quantities of shitty furniture. I don't understand the love of it.

      1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

        It's the giant building.

        1. John   8 years ago

          It is the meatballs and the red berry jam. I could eat that jam with a spoon directly out of the jar. The furniture is like crap out of the medical waiting room of your nightmares.

          1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

            Yeah, the meatballs and jam is pretty good.

      2. lap83   8 years ago

        It's best for non-furniture type things for the home...it's basically a trendier Walmart

        1. John   8 years ago

          Sort of like a "tiny house" is a trendier mobile home.

          1. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

            No, some of the not-furniture is okay. And there's those storage cubes for the kids' stuff.

            1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

              I have some teak bookshelves that are to die for.

            2. Pro Libertate   8 years ago

              I like the big bags, too. What are they, plastic of some sort? Swedish technology?

              1. Crusty Juggler - Lawbertarian   8 years ago

                What are they, plastic of some sort?

                100 % polypropylene.

      3. EscherEnigma   8 years ago

        Have you tried shopping for a decent, not-embellished bookshelf that's eight feel tall? It's annoying difficult. Next time I binge on comic books (well, trade collections) I'm probably going to pick up a second Billy.

    2. John   8 years ago

      The person who wrote that article makes the commie Second Lieutenant in my article look like a genius. I hope that person doesn't have unsupervised access to sharp objects.

      1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

        That's not very libertarian of you.

  23. John   8 years ago

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/09.....-military/

    What a retard. Seriously, how could someone be this offensively stupid?

    1. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

      Sounds like he planned on getting the West Point education, followed by being kicked out of the military.

      1. John   8 years ago

        He says he planned to infiltrate the military. I guess he missed the memo about how infiltrating something requires pretending to be a loyal part of it and not advertising the fact on Facebook. The kid is just retarded. Maybe he brain damaged in Afghanistan.

        1. Unicorn Abattoir   8 years ago

          His indoctrination started long before he entered the military.

  24. Jerryskids   8 years ago

    Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game.

    "Man, fifteen long weeks I've been gone! I can't believe all the shit I must have missed! So who's going to catch me up on all the stuff that you guys have gotten done while I was gone? Paul? I know we got Obamacare repealed and the wall built, taxes cut and an austere budget passed, what else? Anybody? Nobody? Nobody wants to tell me all the things we've gotten done the last four months?"

    1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

      Your Louisiana accent is horrible. Go read Confederacy of Dunces.

      1. BestUsedCarSales   8 years ago

        I was too aggressive there and so I was just a jerk without actually making a joke. I apologize.

        1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

          Nyet, comment is fine!

  25. Tom Bombadil   8 years ago

    "Rep. Steve Scalise (R-La.) finally returned to work 15 weeks after being shot at a baseball practice for the annual Congressional baseball game."

    They'll probably play him in right field.

  26. Stormy Dragon   8 years ago

    Dear AskATrumptard,

    On my way home from work tonight, I stopped to buy food at a local pizza place, which happened to have an NFL game on TV. When the national anthem began to play, not a single other customer or worker in the entire place stopped what they were doing, much less actually rising for the anthem.

    As a patriotic Trump loving American, am I obligated to booo the entire shop for disrespecting our military?

    1. Telcontar the Wanderer   8 years ago

      A. Don't be a troll,
      B. Don't corpse-fuck. If you want to start a new thread, find one where most of the commenters will actually see it.

      Oh, and C, who gives a shit about this anyway. Kneel or stand, your torso has the same sight picture either way.

  27. imo   8 years ago

    Scalise Returns to Capitol, Patriotism Policing Hits Schools, SCOTUS to Consider Forced Union Dues: P.M. Links - Hit & Run : Reason.comis the best post by imo for pc Please visit imo app imo app snaptube for pc snaptube app

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