Senator Says 'Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana'
Maybe they eat it?

Yesterday Chuck Grassley and Dianne Feinstein, the two oldest members of the U.S. Senate and two of its most enthusiastic drug warriors, held a hearing that posed the question, "Is the Department of Justice Adequately Protecting the Public From the Impact of State Recreational Marijuana Legalization?" You can probably guess their answer, especially if you know that three of the witnessess chosen by Grassley, an Iowa Republican, and Feinstein, a California Democrat, are prominent marijuana foes: a U.S. attorney from California, Nebraska's attorney general, and an adviser to the anti-pot group SAM. The fourth witness, an analyst from the Government Accountability Office, was there to present a report concluding that the Justice Department "should document its approach to monitoring the effects of legalization."
Grassley complained that "the Department of Justice decided to all but abandon the enforcement of federal law relating to the possession, cultivation, and distribution of marijuana in states that were in the process of becoming the only jurisdictions in the world to legalize and regulate all these activities for recreational use." That's a bit of an exaggeration, since the feds continue to pursue marijuana charges against growers who do not comply with state law (and sometimes against those who arguably do). But it is true that the DOJ so far has refrained from raiding and shutting down state-licensed marijuana merchants in Colorado and Washington. Its current policy is to target such businesses only if their activities implicate "federal law enforcement priorities."
Grassley, Feinstein, and their allies in the Senate Caucus on International Narcotics Control do not like that policy. Yesterday Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) provided some insight into why, warning that the message sent by legalizing marijuana (that "it's not very dangerous") threatens to reverse reductions in adolescent drug use that he attributed to the "prevention movement" exemplified by Nancy Reagan's Just Say No campaign:
I can't tell you how concerning it is for me, emotionally and personally, to see the possibility that we will reverse the progress that we've made….
It was the prevention movement that really was so positive, and it led to this decline. The creating of knowledge that this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about, and trying to send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana.
This is not the first time that Sessions, who served as a U.S. attorney during the Reagan administration, has pined for the days of Just Say No. But crediting Nancy Reagan for a decline in drug use that began before she latched onto her pet cause is scientifically problematic, and so are the messages Sessions wants the youth of America to hear—especially the idea that "good people don't smoke marijuana," which condemns at least two-fifths of the population (and probably more like half, allowing for underreporting by survey respondents).
I don't know whether Sessions actually believes that everyone who has tried marijuana is evil or just wants schoolchildren to believe that. I'd be inclined toward the latter interpretation, except that this is the same senator who argued that President Obama was obviously wrong to say marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol because "Lady Gaga says she's addicted to it and it is not harmless."
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Senator Says 'Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana', pops some benzos, picks up his wife's opiate painkiller prescription on the way home from work
FTFY
And grabs a box of wine to wash them down with.
Just say no (more Nancy). May she burn in Hell forever.
Perhaps an anal suppository could fix what ails him.
Sessions is a Trump adviser
We can't repel stupid of that magnitude!
Kangaroos rule that you are guilty.
Here is my surprise face.
*poker face*
I'd be outraged if it weren't so expected.
As it is, I just wonder who's voting for these pernicious idiots over and over and over again, or if they even are.
No one's voting for those assholes. That's the problem.
I just wonder who's voting for these pernicious idiots over and over and over again
'tards.
Speaking of "poker face"... where's the source of that Lady Gaga quote?
"I can't tell you how concerning it is for me, emotionally and personally, to see the possibility that we will reverse the progress that we've made"
You know what would probably alleviate that concern, Jeff?
Quaaludes?
A couple of belts of Scotch?
The sweet embrace of death?
Srsly, how do the worst of the worst legislators (Strom, Jessie, Nancy, Chuck, Dianne, the cet.) live forever and keep getting reelected until they die?
Ayahuasca?
Morphine? Because it's awesome?
Gouging out his own eyes? Then he wouldn't see the possibility of much of anything.
They should have a show called 'Politicians say the stupidest things.'
They do, but the title of it is "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
They actually have two channels devoted to it: CSPAN and CSPAN2.
you even get to vote on it like American Idol
There are a lot of bad people out there. Per Gallup:
As Oregon becomes the fourth state to make recreational marijuana use legal, 44% of Americans say they have tried marijuana. This is the highest percentage Gallup has found since it began asking the question in 1969. Back then, a mere 4% admitted to having tried it.
Now people realize it's such a boring substance that there's no reason to get worked up over it.
"President Obama was obviously wrong to say marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol because "Lady Gaga says she's addicted to it and it is not harmless."
Clearly anyone who wears a dress made of raw meat is an expert on virtually any topic.
Her brain rotted away from marijuana exposure!
She's smoking that meat dress to make it more tasty.
*shrugs*
still would...
Some people like Surstr?mming too. I would suggest double wrapping or triple to be safe.
I cant tell you how concerning it is to me that people take a "lady gaga" seriously, either as a musician or drug policy analyst (assuming she approaches those with the same seriousness and discernment she used in picking out a stage name)
Seriously. It's like asking The Joker for advice on morality.
Pop culture politics and Obama hastened this development into the discourse. 'Don't take my word for it! Listen to this pop celebrity who knows!'
I really don't understand what her motivation is. I can sort of understand (though don't agree with) having been an alcoholic and wanting to "help" other alcoholics against their will cuz you know firsthand how destructive it can be, but having smoked a lot of pot really ought to make you realize how harmless it is
How about requiring all congresscreatures to wear meat dresses while on duty?
*quietly releases several hungry Dobermans*
Careful, Sir. You're getting awfully close to advocating domestic terrierism.
Dang... *prepares for subpoena from Preet*
Preet hates competition.
domestic terrierism
What you did there? I see it.
And he ignores the whole alcohol part of the question. I'm as much of an alcohol fan as anyone, but it is a really dangerous drug with which you can very easily harm yourself. I'm sure plenty of people are addicted to pot in some sense, or are at least highly habituated to regular use. But if you've ever even met a severe alcoholic and a chronic weed head, you know in about a minute which is worse.
She makes me gag-a. Stupid, talentless cunt.
And very ugly without makeup.
Not too much to look at with makeup either.
ugly? who knows.
The woman never looks like the same person.
Feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget those feelings of pot.
That's what counts as positive? Sweet baby Termagant.
...but SOP for politicians.
Good Senators don't legislate marijuana.
Good Senators don't legislate marijuana victimless crime.
"Is the Department of Justice Adequately Protecting the Public From the Impact of State Recreational Marijuana Legalization?"
Just an ever so slightly loaded question.
I hope Grassley gets cancer and marijuana is the only thing that will relieve his pain.
I would want him to get something that only cannabis cured.
MJ addiction?
Ooohh...meta!
No, they could protect the public much better by leaving people the fuck alone.
Senator: "Exhibit A *produces pictures of Epi and Nikki*"
Lovers of liberty: "Shit, somebody gets us something to refute this!"
The only pot those two morons approve of is Pol.
How they wish they could find a similarly clear-headed strongman in the US.
Sadly, they're probably going to get there wish very soon.
I butt chug my MJ.
HIPSTER!
'Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana'
Objection! Irrelevant.
"If you don't answer the question I'll have to gag you!"
...send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana.
Senator, you can send the message that the sky is orange with green polkadots. That doesn't make that message true. And the fact is my own empirical experience belies your absurd claim. I've known a good many decent, honorable, God-fearing people who I'd happily entrust my life to who were regular marijuana users. One of them was my late sister. She was a world-champion over-40 diver who, even now, a couple of years after her death, is still regarded as a surrogate mom by a lot of the children in her neighborhood. By what mind-numbingly imbecilic standard are you going to ask me to pretend she wasn't a good person?
By what mind-numbingly imbecilic standard are you going to ask me to pretend she wasn't a good person?
"Just imagine what she might have done with her life had she not smoked marijuana."
I'll just leave this here...
http://www.theonion.com/articl.....orite-1402
This is true. They vape or go edible.
I have never had it....but I think I would try an edible.
The idea of voluntarily taking smoke into my lungs is repulsive. But I really like chocolate...so, delivery problem solved.
I've tried pot brownies. Twice. It was really weird. I'd rather smoke it.
Yeah, eating it is pretty different. I enjoy it, but it doesn't fit into my lifestyle so well. Smoking (or vaping) works faster and doesn't last so long.
I'm working on an extractive method to do edibles better than the crappy, grainy pot brownies of my youth. I had some candy that SugarFree made and it was a very mellow and persistent high- I'd like to achieve something like that with a bit more intensity, maybe a 5 on the Dowd Scale.
candy that SugarFree made ????
Isopropyl alcohol works remarkably well. But I'm going to guess that you have access to better solvents.
Yes, my last attempt (and looks promising) used a diethyl ether refluxed over some buds.I used a rotovap to drop out the oil.
It's worth a shot. The worst outcome of an "overdose" is a panic attack. But falling asleep is much more likely. Just start with a small dose, because once you eat it you cant un-eat it.
once you eat it you cant un-eat it.
Sure you can.
+1lol
Let's see: MSimon, Nikki, Epi, SugarFree, Riven, Hamster, me... wait, maybe he has something there...
Well, yes, but are you bad people because you smoke marijuana? Or do you smoke marijuana because you're bad people?
Which came first, the badness or the toke?
Both.
Didn't Barry smoke a good deal of pot back in the day? Are these senators implying that *gasp* the president isn't a good person????
Stop supporting Grassley!
He stopped chooming just in time to learn from his mistake, so "no".
Isn't Senator Grassley the one who is always proposing drug testing for Congress?
Also, "Grass"ley? Really?
'Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana'
Obviously true, if we take the last three presidents as our examples.
should document its approach to monitoring the effects of legalization
Actually, we should put together a committee to form an action plan to document its...
I bet he thinks good people don't get tattoos or watch pr0n, too.
I bet he thinks good people don't get tattoos or watch pr0n, too.
No, good people consume their marijuana rectally. I thought everyone knew that.
Perhaps an anal suppository could fix what ails him.
James Garner smoked marijuana for most of his life. Jim fucking Rockford.
I live in Rockford. It is an honor.
As my grandpappy always used to say, "They are ALL crooks".
Shitheads think Bob Marley wasn't a good person becasue he smoked marijuana.
I bet he thinks good people don't ride motorcycles or play electric guitars.
I ride a Marley Davidson. After Nikki, I'm literally the worst.
Good people also don't become senators
I came here to say this.
"this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about"
From vast personal experience, I beg to differ.
I'm starting to think the voters of Alabama aren't very libertarian.
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III just gets high off of the smell of Yankee corpses at Antietam.
"Yesterday Chuck Grassley and Dianne Feinstein"
Yeah, Democrats are totally more open to ending the war on drugs. That's why their chairwoman is a useless drug warrior pos.
Democrats will milk the cannabis issue to win elections. Every time a cannabis proposal appears on a ballot, Democrats win elections. This explains why Democrats who were silent before are now supporting them. If Republicans were smart they would legalize it so there would be no more cannabis ballot proposals.
To keep Cannabis illegal while tobacco and alcoholic beverages are ubiquitous would be *MURDEROUSLY STUPID*.
Am I "good-er" because I don't get drunk, either?!......(;-P..... I doubt his judgment, especially, of people he does not know!
Good people don't put cannabis users in jail.