You Can't Say That on Chinese Television
China's Communist authorities have put out a laundry list of material they don't want to see on TV, from homosexuality to unpatriotic sound effects.

Chinese censors recently shut down Addiction, an online TV show about four gay high school students. They didn't give the program's producers an official rationale for the ban, but a document produced late last year by industry groups affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party suggests an explanation: The party objects to programming that "exhibits abnormal sexual relations," and it explicitly includes homosexuality in that category, alongside "incest…sexual perversion, sexual assault, sexual abuse and sexual violence."
The document, which was distributed to TV producers in December, offers a long inventory of material the industry is discouraged from creating. (As is often the case with such protocols, they have been presented as guidelines for "self-regulation.") Global Voices has translated and posted the list, and it reads like a Maoist tract crossed with Hollywood's old Motion Picture Production Code. In addition to opposing anything that seems too gay, the guidelines caution against content that:
• "exaggerates social problems and over-represents the dark side of society";
• "contradicts China's developmental path, or depicts unrealistic and luxurious lifestyles";
• "features drama plot lines, names, characters, images, sound effects [!] that are harmful to national feeling";
• "excessively shows religious dogmas, rules or rituals";
• "makes jokes of religious practices";
• "shows violence or homicide, or focuses on the pervasiveness of dark and evil forces";
• "features obscure criminal cases";
• "exhibits deviant acts such as drug abuse, alcoholism or gambling";
• "exhibits and encourages unhealthy marital relations and status, such as extramarital relations, one-night stands or sexual autonomy";
• "rewrites classic literature or distorts the morality of the original stories";
• "contradicts history books";
• "glorifies the military invasion of imperial dynasties in Chinese history";
• "exhibits young people's misbehavior such as love affairs, smoking, drinking or street fights";
• "exhibits or reveals the details of specific governmental projects or departmental systems";
and much, much more, covering topics from "feudal beliefs" to insufficiently respectful portraits of law enforcement. As far as I can tell, if you're a Chinese TV producer and you want to keep the authorities happy, your best bet is to put out something like this:
But maybe a little less exciting. Just to stay on the safe side.
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"I don't know."
Duhhhh, I heard that!
High schoolers having sex? That *is* abnormal.
America, gaze upon your future
Gan Ni Niang
Hen huang, hen baol
exactly
Here's lace. Do you pawn me able out of that?
In other news, water is wet.
"contradicts history books"
The most Communist part of this is that it doesn't say 'contradicts historical FACTS' it says 'contradicts history BOOKS.'
History is what we tell you, comrade!
In Soviet Union, you can't change the future, but you can change the past!
"And then Mao Zedong beat George Washington in an arm wrestling contest as Washington's ancestors cried out in shame and despair." /Chinese Historical Documentary
"unpatriotic sound effects"
*furrows brow*
Do Chinese Top. Men. still bellyache about how stifled their country's pop culture is?
When I was there, saying "Tibet" on a news program immediately caused 'technical difficulties'. Surprisingly, the 'difficulties' only seemed to last for the time it took to start another segment of the news.
I'm just glad that I live here in the Land of the Free?, where TV producers are free to show whatever they want, except for certain verboten words and filthy, filthy uncovered human bodies.
At least if you put up the money you can broadcast "the politically incorrect guide to American History" or "The Life of Lysander Spooner."
The Chinese equivalents? Banned.
TV producers are free to show whatever they want, except for certain verboten words and filthy, filthy uncovered human bodies.
My TV has any number of shows on it with many verboten words and the filthiest of uncovered bodies.
Forget it, he's rolling.
The ill-fated Chinese program was merely "online TV". You can do a hell of a lot more online stuff than you can on the archaic network TV system here.
Time for an update of the Radio Yerevan jokes?
Radio Yerevan was asked: "Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is the USA?"
Radio Yerevan answered: "In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the Washington Monument in Washington, DC, and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. In the Soviet Union, you can stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished."
Thanks for that, Jesse Walker. I know this one gay guy who is a total sinophile and constantly talks about how much better things are over there for the homos. Looking forward to bludgeoning him with this.
I realize many Americans are absolute shit at geography, but you have to be pretty ignorant to confuse China with Thailand.
Enjoy this website from the Tourism Authority of Thailand specifically designed to separate guys like you from your money, Tonio.
And yet despite all evidence to the contrary, progs will continue to insist that socialism is somehow beneficial to anyone of a non-heterosexual orientation.
It just goes to show that while reality is negotiable, dogma isn't.
That's because their model is Scandinavia and they ignore the historic connection between Scandinavian socialism and eugenics.
The party objects to programming that "exhibits abnormal sexual relations," and it explicitly includes homosexuality in that category, alongside "incest...sexual perversion, sexual assault, sexual abuse and sexual violence."
So they're pretty much going to show a test pattern?
So....H&R would pretty much be off the menu for China, eh?
Last summer there was no need for a VPN to access reason.com in China. Unlike wsj.com, cnn.com or google.com.
"contradicts China's developmental path, or depicts unrealistic and luxurious lifestyles";
And that's why everyone (maybe half of Asia) watches South Korean soap operas.
http://www.asianfusion-mag.com.....7394_n.jpg
Sounds like Chinese viewers will be enjoying a few more years of "Father Knows Best" and "Jeopardy".
Oh yeah, and don't forget a "Gilligan's Island" knockoff too!
or depicts unrealistic and luxurious lifestyles
because can't have people thinking, wait, why are we so poor in this country?
I wonder if we can get Thomas Friedman's opinion on this. Judging from his past statements on China, he'd probably offer some "criticism" like "Hey, maybe they go a little far at times, but they know how to get stuff done!"
I hear the trains run on time.
A government with a totalitarian ideology regarding the perfectability of humankind has totalitarian cultural policies? Shocking!
Thank god they spared the Kung Fu movies.
"exhibits deviant acts such as .....gambling"
Thank goodness there are no long standing traditions of gambling in China.
I see what you did there.