Cam Newton Unwittingly Coined a Phrase That's Apt for Politics, Life and Sports
When you've built a lead too big to fail, sometimes you play "butt-tight."

This past Sunday, Carolina Panthers quarterback

Cam Newton told the assembled post-game press that he, his coaches, his teammates, and even the fans started to get "butt-tight" as the team nearly blew a 31-0 lead to the Seattle Seahawks in the NFC Divisional Playoff game.
In a new article at TheWeek.com, I argue that Newton unwittingly created a perfect metaphor for the sinking feeling of self-conscious dread brought on by an awareness that all-but-certain victory is slipping away before your eyes.
While the sports comparisons are many, there are also political and real-world applications for becoming "butt-tight":
Butt-tight happens outside of sports all the time. For anyone who has ever felt like they've found "the one," but fears they'll be discovered as a charmless bore at any moment: butt-tight. You've spent months writing your thesis but are sucking air at the prospect of completing the bibliography: butt-tight. You're a presidential candidate with a double-digit lead but you find yourself prone to ill-timed gaffes so you rely on your well-worn stump speech? Butt-tight is a killer for established political campaigns, too.
It's not really born of the fear of success, but more likely the fear of failing when success has already been all-but-earned. You don't play butt-tight when you're in the heat of a contentious battle, it's a drain on the life-force and a blinding distraction. It is a tension born of plenty, when you've built a lead too big to fail, but all appears to be being lost right before your eyes.
Read the whole thing here and watch the relevant moment of Newton's "butt-tight" press conference below.
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I think there might be other connotations.
Like what?
USE YOUR IMAGINATION. Sicko.
I'll just google it and see what comes up
Unfortunately, Cam didn't get to experience FULL BUTT TIGHT when the onside kick got snagged by the Panthers and that was it. That's a real shame.
You never go full retard butt tight.
I don't understand anything in this sentence.
Epi is butthurt the Seahawks lost. If only Davis had not snagged the onside kick then the Cam and the Panthers would really be nervous/butt tight
YOU DON'T KNOW M...ok, that pretty much sums it up, yeah.
It's a good rivalry. The teams will get to meet again next season.
Those sports guys sure are obsessed with butts.
Then there are those fanboys who are obsessed with tight ends.
Listening to commentators sometimes...they know what they're doing.
I've always figured that there was a homoerotic component to sports fans. NTTAWWT.
+1 wide receiver
You know who else got butt-tight?
Adam, Blake, and Ders?
Calvin Schiraldi?
Jenna Jamison (well, the first time anyway...)
The 2004 Yankees?
Katie Couric?
Ace and Gary?
Will there be butt seks?
I refuse to read any article that approves of anything $cam Newton does. Think of the children!
in 2009, Cam leads his team, Blinn College, to the junior college national championship.
In 2010, he leads Auburn to the NCAA BSC / national championship.
He's the only guy to win a national championship, the Heisman and be the overall first NFL pick in the draft within the same year.
I did have a guy at work who said he wasn't sure he liked Cam because of his on-field celebrations. Christ people are boring.
For sure. It's fun, but not in the fun way.
You work with my dad?
He's probably one of those "just hand the ball to the ref/ act like you've been there before" buzzkills. Granted you can take a celebration too far, but FFS, it's not the No Fun League, no matter how much some people seem to think it should be.
What I hate is the guy who makes a tackle and gets all celebratory about it...when his team is down by 21.
It just doesn't seem "proportional" does it? Dancing around, all butt-loose, down 21 points and thinking you're on top of the world after that big tackle!
MVP for Cam.
Some in Patriot Nation insist that Brady should win MVP. Nah, its Cam, then Carson, then Gizelle's bitch.
Since MVP is supposed to be the player who's most valuable to his team, you could make the case for Tony Romo. 1-11 in games he didn't start, 3-1 in games he did. Not that I seriously think he should get it, just that the case could be made.
The other day, I heard somebody make the same point. Look, Tony Romo is damn good.
What does it mean to be MVP? The goalposts tend to move.
I know, like I said, I'm not seriously making the argument (although I've heard other who have, which is ridiculous). I'd think you'd have to appear in more than a quarter of your team's games in order to be considered, but 1-11 is a pretty convincing argument that he's definitely the Cowboy's MVP.
Or that Jason Garrett couldn't coach his way out of a paper bag (other teams somehow managed to win games without their starting QB), and Jerry Jones has no idea what he's doing as GM. Or all of the above.
With Tony Romo, the team looked like a 7-9 team that might have gone 11-5 in the shitty division.
Not that valuable. Did you even see them play?
MVP's take you through the playoffs, not just to the playoffs.
No, please no.
HM, you sir are butt-tight.
Yes, yes yes
Though, out of respect for you, I think we should also offer the "Brazilian Version"
Its all about the boom boom
Thank you.
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
Out of Cam Newton, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, a ham sandwich, or Donald Trump, I think Cam Newton is the least crazy choice, with a ham sandwich coming in second.
I'm just sayin'.
He's as cool as the other side of the pillow.
The pillow is always cooler on the other side.
Except when your smothering someone with it.
At least with a ham sandwich, we know Congress would be willing to impeach.
So it's Carolina against Massholia. I'm gonna root for the Panthers.
I'm rooting for the Panthers to take it all.
Side note =
Motherfucker, what is on your head?
A guy puts on a tie for a press conference..... then decides, "Fuck it. I'm rocking the pom-pom beanie too"? And stares down the press like, "WHAT". YOU CANT FUCK WITH A MAN THAT DONT CARE.
Its freakier than dennis rodman ever hoped to be.
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Better than the Capris and those shoes...
The foxtail was cool though.
Makes me think of the Buffalo Bills during the 90's. I was a big fan at the time, they being the only real NY team. Marv Levy and that fucking "prevent defense". Prevent victory is what it was. Have never watch football again after that last Superbowl.
Hahaha, In motorcycling, that is a sphincter clinching moment. That's when you are toodling along on your sport bike on a perfectly fine road that suddenly turns to gravel and you realize you are going about 30 miles an hour too fast. More or less the same idea as described.
I guess it's related to what people in the military call "pucker factor". "The pucker factor went up five notches when it became obvious that our chopper was dropping us into a hot LZ" (meaning their helicopter was landing them into a location under fire)
We used that same term back when I was walking I-beams for when you would slip and fall but catch yourself at the last moment.
I played pretty serious high school golf and on my club team in college. There is not a sport I can think of where this phase could be better illustrated.
You see it at every level and often. This includes PGA tour events.
Full disclosure, I bet this could apply well to most individual sports.
Better to be "butt tight" but win, than to be butt loose but lose.
Tom Brady wannabe.
that's a perfectly tasteful wedding dress