The British Government Knows Your Fave Porn Destinations
Along with your other web-browsing habits
It's probably impossible for even the most privacy obsessed of citizens to be properly outraged by Edward Snowden document releases any longer. There's little possibility that any information about what level of surveillance Western countries have used against its own citizens will come as a surprise. If it turned out that the government was able to extract citzens' entire DNA strands from their fingerprints and evaluate their entire genetic code, many would nod and say, "It figures." I don't want to say it's impossible to have a crazy conspiracy about government surveillance that cannot possibly be true, but it's certainly a lot harder than it once was.
Nevertheless, it's still important to keep documenting what we find out. Today The Intercept has a new report on a program by England's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ), their surveillance agency. It's actually not very surprising news at all, but it matters. The GCHQ had a program to document the online web browsing habits of everybody on the Internet. This wasn't just folks in their own country, nor suspected terrorists. It included people of all countries, and was done without any sort of warrant. The program is called KARMA POLICE:
The agency used a sample of nearly 7 million metadata records, gathered over a period of three months, to observe the listening habits of more than 200,000 people across 185 countries, including the U.S., the U.K., Ireland, Canada, Mexico, Spain, the Netherlands, France, and Germany.
A summary report detailing the operation shows that one aim of the project was to research "potential misuse" of Internet radio stations to spread radical Islamic ideas.
GCHQ spies from a unit known as the Network Analysis Center compiled a list of the most popular stations that they had identified, most of which had no association with Islam, like France-based Hotmix Radio, which plays pop, rock, funk and hip-hop music.
They zeroed in on any stations found broadcasting recitations from the Quran, such as a popular Iraqi radio station and a station playing sermons from a prominent Egyptian imam named Sheikh Muhammad Jebril. They then used KARMA POLICE to find out more about these stations' listeners, identifying them as users on Skype, Yahoo, and Facebook.
The summary report says the spies selected one Egypt-based listener for "profiling" and investigated which other websites he had been visiting. Surveillance records revealed the listener had viewed the porn site Redtube, as well as Facebook, Yahoo, YouTube, Google's blogging platform Blogspot, the photo-sharing site Flickr, a website about Islam, and an Arab advertising site.
Read the whole, lengthy analysis here. It will make you even more paranoid about website "cookies," if you aren't already.
As for how the UK's anti-terrorism efforts are playing out, yesterday The Guardian noted that a student of a counter-terrorism program at Staffordshire University was investigated to determine whether he was a terrorist after he was seen reading a book about terrorism in the college's library (while being a brown person named Mohammad). Obviously, these are readings you are probably are expected to do if you are studying ways to counter terrorism. Officials apologized and blamed the vagueness of a law in the United Kingdom intended to fight "radicalization" on college campuses.
Also, "Karma Police":
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Making me feel ill.
Maybe you're just pregnant.
*blinks*
*blinks*
*starts applause*
Since I don't know, if you are a citizen of the Commonwealth, what does it take to deport you?
This is what you get when you mess with us!
That's no Ceiling Cat!
Is "ceiling cat" a pussy reference?
Why, yes it is. But probably not the pussy you're thinking of.
Pussy Galore could be in play here.
How does any band get that big without ever writing a fucking RIFF?
/slammer the metalhead
Ask The Dave Matthew's Band, which more properly should have been named Dave Matthews Rhythm Section.
"Oh, excuse me for being alive in the '90s and having two ears connected to a heart."
Their first few albums had some riffs.
Think about the fact that you have unaccountable people with shocking amounts of money at their disposal to do pretty much anything they want if they can connect it, no matter how tenuously, to "national security". These people also have shocking amounts of access to people's private (hah) information and searchable databases related to that information.
Do you really think that these people's weirdest fetishes, interests, and obsessions aren't going to shape and push what they "investigate"? Do you really think that these people aren't surveilling their ex-spouses or people they are interested in? Do you think there isn't an equivalent to Rule 34 in what they do?
Because if you think that, you are woefully naive.
We won't know until China hacks that database.
For once I find myself rooting for the Chinese hackers.
Well, I for one am thankful that British government authorities are on top of this! How else would we ever find out that native Arabic speakers sometimes listen to Islamic Internet radio stations, or that students who take counter-terrorism courses sometimes read books about terrorism in the library, or even that some young Muslims with a pulse actually like to view online porn while punching the clown! I'm grateful these heroes are keeping us safe!
/sarc
I had to let them attach my passport number to my phone number when I was in Ireland so that I could go on Grindr (please, like I'm gonna spend time in Ireland and not THOROUGHLY research "the Irish curse"). It was such a fucking hassle.
My understanding is their data laws are basically identical to the UK's.
Well, that list makes me feel good about myself.
I hadn't thought of it that way. "I'm slightly bigger than the average Ghanaian" is a great way to respond to "how big is your dick?"
I take it the hassle was too much? Or are you just keeping the results of your research close to the vest? I need something else to rib my Irish friends about, besides their genetic predisposition to alcoholism and vulnerability to ultraviolet rays.
They're the Koreans of Europe.
How come we never hear about the West spying on Russia or China? Just ourselves and suspected terrorists. Is it just something we don't talk about?
That is damn near all we heard about during and right after the Cold War. Every time a Soviet was nabbed, the leftoids declared it an isolated incident.
Why not Creep?
Especially since the people who do this shit don't belong here and are losers...
Seriously. "Karma Police" isn't supposed to be a good thing.
I mean, do these people understand irony at all?
Look, if people have nothing to hide there should be no problem with government reviewing each and every aspect of their lives......if you object obviously you have something to hide and further investigation is warranted.....just without a warrant.
Sure, that is what B. Hussein Obama tells us.
I suppose one needs to be a KARMA Chameleon to defeat this intrusion.