North Carolina Poll Shows 40 Percent for Trump, 38 Percent for Clinton, and 9 Percent Supporting Deez Nuts
Trolls within trolls, Bendreth.
One of the hundreds of Americans who have filed to run for president is, according to his FEC paperwork, an Iowa-based independent named Deez Nuts. Public Policy Polling, which loves to troll people, decided to start including him in its surveys. The results:
another declared independent candidate, Deez Nuts, polls at 9% in North Carolina to go along with his 8% in Minnesota and 7% in Iowa in our recent polling. Trump leads Clinton 40/38 [in North Carolina] when he's in the mix.
This is particularly impressive given that Mr. Nuts does not actually exist.
If you want a detailed history of Deez Nuts jokes, Know Your Meme has you covered here; if you want to know how they thrust themselves into the presidential race, The Daily Beast has the story here. But the short version is that Brady Olson, a 15-year-old kid, was inspired by the news that a cat named Limberbutt McCubbins is seeking the Democratic presidential nomination. Olson filed the appropriate forms in Deez Nuts' name, and in the process he accidentally invented a way to measure how many people would support a Generic Independent. Or, alternately, how many people are just messing with the pollsters. You be the judge.
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Does Deez Nuts have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
I believe there is a website.
The Deez Nuts newsletter comes with a free map of Hawaii.
[insert obvious joke here]
Polls must adjust for Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts makes race a little hairier. Deez Nuts hangs around polls. Support for Deez Nuts is uneven. Deez Nuts is making race uncomfortable. Hillary looks to Bill for advice on how to handle Deez Nuts. Deez Nuts provides an itch that some voters thought couldn't be scratched. Some voters can't get enough of Deez Nuts.
I'm glad someone is finally treating the process with the gravitas it deserves.
Excessive gravitas is why I had to have custom briefs designed.
Don't tell me you like the one's where the fly goes the wrong way!
To a misdirected page?
That is sinister!
The fuck? I call shenanigans!
It wants me to "get started," but little does it know I'm constantly and always started and just looking to finish.
"That is sinister!"
Naah. Some dexterous typing is all it took.
Left-handed typing, no doubt.
Clearly the pollsters have figured out their methodological flaws after the debacle of the last US and UK elections and are set to deliver razor-sharp predictions this time.
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The LP should waste no time getting an activist to legally change his or her name to Nunof Theabov and give him/her the nomination.
Basically just troll the fuck out of the bastards?
Where does Nobody rank in the polls? I've voted for Nobody many, many times, and yet he never seems to 'gain traction'.
"And when we poll people, about 10% of them support this guy who isn't even on the ballot - Heywood Jablome."
At first glance I thought the pic said "NOPE". That's what it should say.
Deez Nuts
I just figured out where my vote is going.
Deez Nuts: Classier than Trump
trump's hair would never allow a top hat on it.
C'mon, the hair would just eat the hat. Voraciously.
Deez Nuts may end up being my write-in candidate this October!
You have to go read the actual poll to truly appreciate the power of Deez Nuts.
Apparently men are more partial to Deez Nuts than are women. Who knew? Also, many more women have an unfavorable opinion of Deez Nuts.
Also, many more women have an unfavorable opinion of Deez Nuts.
Deez Nuts are too In Your Face.
"According to a Federal Election Commission filing, the Deez Nuts running for president lives at 2248 450th Avenue in Wallingford, Iowa. The problem, however, is that there is no Deez Nuts who lives in Wallingford, Iowa?a tiny town of 197 people?according to the Emmet County recorder's office."
I just think it's fitting that a vapor candidate lives on 450th Avenue in a town of 197 people.
This is actually a pretty brilliant way to get better results. Deez Nuts sucks up the people who just want to fuck with pollsters and some of the folks who don't want to write 'I Don't Know' but don't actually care about the candidates. The ones left are the serious voters.
The ones left are the serious voters.
No, according to the article, they're mostly voting for Trump and Clinton.
What I found hilarious is that about half of people 18-29 answered "not sure" in their opinion of Deez Nuts while 94% of 65+ did. Apparently old people don't get the joke (and a lot of younger people too).
haha, this is the BEST Deez Nuts for President t shirt
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