Friday Funnies: Transportation Competition

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[invisible furry hand]

The colours are nice, but it needs more dragons in the competition lane. Or perhaps plesiosaurs in the pond. I can't decide.

[UnCivilServant]

And to be more accurate, the taxi should be driving in the bike lane.

[straffinrun]

So should Uber and Lyft.

[Juvenile Bluster]

The shark needs a laser beam on top of its head.

[UnCivilServant]

Why? It already has a sea mine there.

[Reverend Draco]

But, it's a frickin shark with a frickin laser beam on it's head!

[UnCivilServant]

Who puts tire shredding sawblades in a sinkhole? Seriously, the chances of catching the are under those conditions are minimal, making the effort moot.

[This Is My Last Post]

I wonder if major hotel chains are going to lobby against Air B&B.

[BiPolarMoment]

You think they haven't?

[Fist of Etiquette]

This better not have been drawn with a drone. That's unfair.

[The Shrubber's Woodchipper]

Beeler? Beeler? Beeler?...

[Almanian - TRUMP THIS]

^^THIS

is what I came here to say, but Shrubber's W did the job - thank you, sir or ma'am.

[Jimbo]

Nice touch with the "sir or ma'am." Women on this site? As if!

[Pinky]

I didn't create an account on Reason's Hit & Run blog to be called ma'am!

[True Scottsman]

Sharks and naval mines are competing for my transportation dollars and I didn't even know it! The free market is alive and well!

[Rebel Scum]

It needs more labels.

[Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!]

*ahem*

NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!

[Old Man With Candy]

Chester Gould nods.

[JW]

Those mines are going to make it a bitch to get to your cab.

[Charles Easterly]

There's a "Jumping the Shark" reference or joke in there somewhere but I cannot find it.

Anyone? Anyone?

[Almanian - TRUMP THIS]

"Uber and Lyft didn't last long enough to even get a chance to jump the shark...."

How'd I do?

[Charles Easterly]

Slap yourself.

*rapidly moves away*

[Almanian - TRUMP THIS]

I don't get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy Fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you all run into construction on your next journey and die of boredom in a traffic jam.

Also, for FUCK'S sake,

*SLAP!*

[True Scottsman]

I deserved that.

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!]

*flails around, out of practice*

[Terc]

I hope the Uber driver is OK.

[Swiss Servator, rudert schwer!]

BUT NOT THE LYFT DRIVER?!?!?! I SEE HOW YOU LIBBERTARIUNZ ARE!!1oneone!11eleventy!!

/derp

[UnCivilServant]

That stupid moustache kills any empathy I might have.

[Charles Easterly]

You just had to mention a moustache in a thread about riders, didn't you, UnCivil?

*attempts to narrow gaze in Switzy fashion*

[AlmightyJB]

The post office and fire department are not going to be happy. Why does Nate Beeler hate public sector union workers?

[C. S. P. Schofield]

To complete the picture, there should be a frame marked "light rail" with a politician pouring money down an apparently bottomless hole.

[Almanian - TRUMP THIS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/sage

[Nosea]

Those are land mines people--get the illegals to clear the lanes.

[AD-RtR/OS!]

A government of the cronies, by the cronies, and for the cronies, shall forever suck the blood out of free enterprise.

[Galane]

What about the "One Cab to Rule Them" sweetheart deal New York City has made with Nissan, barring all but one model of Nissan from being used for most cabs in the city?