Friday Funnies: Transportation Competition

Nate Beeler | 7.17.2015 6:30 AM

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invisible furry hand 7 years ago

The colours are nice, but it needs more dragons in the competition lane. Or perhaps plesiosaurs in the pond. I can’t decide.
1. UnCivilServant 7 years ago
  
  And to be more accurate, the taxi should be driving in the bike lane.
  1. straffinrun 7 years ago
    
    So should Uber and Lyft.
2. Juvenile Bluster 7 years ago
  
  The shark needs a laser beam on top of its head.
  1. UnCivilServant 7 years ago
    
    Why? It already has a sea mine there.
    1. Reverend Draco 7 years ago
      
      But, it’s a frickin shark with a frickin laser beam on it’s head!
UnCivilServant 7 years ago

Who puts tire shredding sawblades in a sinkhole? Seriously, the chances of catching the are under those conditions are minimal, making the effort moot.
This Is My Last Post 7 years ago

I wonder if major hotel chains are going to lobby against Air B&B.
1. BiPolarMoment 7 years ago
  
  You think they haven’t?
Fist of Etiquette 7 years ago

This better not have been drawn with a drone. That’s unfair.
The Shrubber's Woodchipper 7 years ago

Beeler? Beeler? Beeler?…
1. Almanian - TRUMP THIS 7 years ago
  
  ^^THIS
  
  is what I came here to say, but Shrubber’s W did the job – thank you, sir or ma’am.
  1. Jimbo 7 years ago
    
    Nice touch with the “sir or ma’am.” Women on this site? As if!
  2. Pinky 7 years ago
    
    I didn’t create an account on Reason’s Hit & Run blog to be called ma’am!
True Scottsman 7 years ago

Sharks and naval mines are competing for my transportation dollars and I didn’t even know it! The free market is alive and well!
Rebel Scum 7 years ago

It needs more labels.
1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 7 years ago
  
  *ahem*
  
  NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!
  1. Old Man With Candy 7 years ago
    
    Chester Gould nods.
JW 7 years ago

Those mines are going to make it a bitch to get to your cab.
Charles Easterly 7 years ago

There’s a “Jumping the Shark” reference or joke in there somewhere but I cannot find it.

Anyone? Anyone?
1. Almanian - TRUMP THIS 7 years ago
  
  “Uber and Lyft didn’t last long enough to even get a chance to jump the shark….”
  
  How’d I do?
  1. Charles Easterly 7 years ago
    
    Slap yourself.
    
    *rapidly moves away*
Almanian - TRUMP THIS 7 years ago

I don’t get it. Awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy Fucking Friday, Reasonoids. I hope you all run into construction on your next journey and die of boredom in a traffic jam.

Also, for FUCK’S sake,

*SLAP!*
1. True Scottsman 7 years ago
  
  I deserved that.
2. invisible furry hand 7 years ago
  
  *slap!*
  1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 7 years ago
    
    *flails around, out of practice*
Terc 7 years ago

I hope the Uber driver is OK.
1. Swiss Servator, rudert schwer! 7 years ago
  
  BUT NOT THE LYFT DRIVER?!?!?! I SEE HOW YOU LIBBERTARIUNZ ARE!!1oneone!11eleventy!!
  
  /derp
  1. UnCivilServant 7 years ago
    
    That stupid moustache kills any empathy I might have.
    1. Charles Easterly 7 years ago
      
      You just had to mention a moustache in a thread about riders, didn’t you, UnCivil?
      
      *attempts to narrow gaze in Switzy fashion*
AlmightyJB 7 years ago

The post office and fire department are not going to be happy. Why does Nate Beeler hate public sector union workers?
C. S. P. Schofield 7 years ago

To complete the picture, there should be a frame marked “light rail” with a politician pouring money down an apparently bottomless hole.
1. Almanian - TRUMP THIS 7 years ago
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  /sage
Nosea 7 years ago

Those are land mines people–get the illegals to clear the lanes.
AD-RtR/OS! 7 years ago

A government of the cronies, by the cronies, and for the cronies, shall forever suck the blood out of free enterprise.
Galane 7 years ago

What about the “One Cab to Rule Them” sweetheart deal New York City has made with Nissan, barring all but one model of Nissan from being used for most cabs in the city?

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