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Politics

California Democrats Seek to Divest from 'racist' Trump, Rebuke 'racist' Ted Cruz

State Senate is 'inciting' me to dream about woodchippers

Matt Welch | 7.14.2015 6:32 PM

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As if to wrest the slogan of "stupid party" from the GOP, California's ruling Democrats have gazed upon the idiocratic spectacle of Donald Trump and decided to make their one-party governance even worse. Lawmakers last week introduced Senate Resolution 39, calling for the state to "divest from Donald Trump, The Trump Organization, and any affiliated entities," due to his "racist" remarks about immigrants, and also urging "private businesses and individuals throughout California to end all business ties with Donald Trump."

The resolution also "condemns in the strongest terms possible the racist rhetoric against immigrant families made by Presidential candidate Ted Cruz" (evidence for which is Cruz saying that U.S. "policies…have encouraged drug smugglers, child abusers, murderers, and other dangerous criminals"); while also calling for "an end to hate speech and racist rhetoric by all presidential candidates."

As a legal matter—and let's remember, this is a resolution written by lawmakers, a thick chunk of whom are lawyers—"hate speech" is vaporware. Popehat's Ken White recently put it this way: "In the United States, 'hate speech' is an argumentative rhetorical category, not a legal one….This is not a close or ambiguous question of law."

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Worse still is the resolution's whereasian couplet:

Negative, demonizing, and stereotypical rhetoric has no place in the national political discourse; and […]

Racist, hateful speech can incite severe and tragic consequences

That first bit is bunkum, as anyone who has covered California Democrats can attest. Here's the then-chair of the state Democratic Party, John Burton, excoriating President Barack Obama's intentions to even sit down across a table with Republicans back in late 2010:

Just as we do not negotiate with international terrorists, we must stand up to the political terrorism of the Republicans in the United States Senate.

As ever, such negative, demonizing, and stereotypical rhetoric has plenty of place in the national discourse, rarely stirring an eyebrow from righteous Democrats as long as it's directed at the Taliban wing of the Republican Party.

But what's this talk about incitement? Again, there are legal definitions here, which should be relevant to a resolution prepared by lawmakers. Here's Ken White again, in 2013:

speech can only be prohibited as incitement when it satisfies the Brandenburg test — when it is "directed to inciting or producing imminent lawless action and is likely to incite or produce such action." That's an outgrowth of the famous "clear and present danger" test.

Methinks this is not the standard that California Democrats have in mind. No, considering that SR 39's whereases just preceding the incitement bit include passages such as, "In 2015, the United States has also experienced tragic events that remind us that more work is needed to achieve equality and justice for all persons," and "Recent events throughout the country have moved the nation to engage in meaningful public dialogue on issues including racial equality, gender equality, LGBT equality, immigration, and other civil rights," the implication is pretty clear: We're basically talking about Dylann Roof here.

As far as we know, no one was preparing Dylann Roof for "immininent lawless action," so there is no evidence yet for anything approaching legal incitement. Instead, this inaccurate, speech-infringing colloquial definition of incitement is the same one used by the beseiged U.S. embassy in Cairo on Sept. 11, 2012 ("U.S. Embassy Condemns Religious Incitement"); the same that the Associated Press deployed in the related headline "YouTube Blocks Video Inciting Violence," and the same that President Barack Obama used in his historically awful Sept. 25, 2012 speech to the United Nations ("Let us condemn incitement against Sufi Muslims, and Shiite pilgrims").

It is the same bad definition of the word used by Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter in 2013 to complain to the Philadelphia Human Rights Commission about a magazine article entitled "Being White in Philly" ("its prejudiced, fact-challenged generalizations [are] an incitement to extreme reaction"). It's how lazy liberal writers describe such bland Republican statements as "take back our government." And it's how David Frum slimes the talk radio hosts he despises.

You need not be a fan of either Trump or Ted Cruz to find unseemly a legislature's attempt to politicize the investment decisions of America's largest pension fund. As Scott Shackford reported earlier today, the California Public Employee Retirement System (CalPERS), has returned a meager 2.4% on its money this fiscal year, well under the 7.5% it unreasonably promises. And as Shackford pointed out,

One of the other reasons CalPERS underperforms is because the investment process has been highly politicized, with people calling for investment decisions based not on sound market decisions that will earn the most money, but on rewarding or punishing favored or disfavored options (such disfavored options as investing in guns and tobacco, for example). Why should they care if their social activism is bad business? The returns are guaranteed, so they'll never have to suffer negative consequences for them. Instead, the taxpayers will.

Using underfunded pension funds as a political piñata during a headline storm is one of the cheapest and most disreputable way for California politicians to hog headlines. It's as gross as Donald Trump's face, only more damaging.

And there's something downright unseemly about people who make the laws that send people to jail calling on "private businesses and individuals throughout California to end all business ties with Donald Trump." When the entity with a monopoly on force makes a suggestion about what you should do with your private decisions, the effect is a bit stronger than a throwaway tip.

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  1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

    Hmmm, let me look. Yep, that's a First Amendment violation. Trump should sue.

    Oh, and Matt, "State Senate is 'inciting' me to dream about woodchippers" is ballsy. Good for you.*

    * In a nonviolent way. This disclaimer brought to you by a slightly less free America.

    1. Spencer   10 years ago

      but he used woodchipper in a way that wasn't to make fun of us!

      They like us.. THEY REALLY LIKE US!

      1. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

        Well, Matt could be just pandering to Gilmore for better sartorial reviews.

        Which is pointless, because Gilmore would never compromise on fashion. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          NO PAISLEY.

          Or is it parsley?

          No, it's paisley.

          NO PAISLEY.

      2. Almanian - TRUMP THIS   10 years ago

        No they don't. It's all a charade to soften us up for the year end eg-athon Bay.

        YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME, WELCH!

        1. Spencer   10 years ago

          maybe they should post videos of them wood chipping nannies of the month in effigy... I would pay to see that.

    2. Pan Zagloba   10 years ago

      Yeah, the woodchopper* thing is awesome. Way to go, Welch!

      *autocorrect wanted this, and I thought it was too funny not to let it be

  2. GILMORE, Haiku Pornographer   10 years ago

    Why Welch not BellyFeel Democrat DuckSpeak?

  3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    I'm currently enjoying my second campari/bourbon/lime/mint concoction and have a nice buzz going.

    Who can send me the Coles Notes on what Matt is talking about?

    Other than us all being racists now.

    1. Antilles   10 years ago

      Sounds good, but I hope you're using cheap bourbon. Good bourbon should never be mixed with anything...

      1. Spencer   10 years ago

        ^^THIS^^

        If you must mix it, you shouldn't drink it.

        1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

          I plan on mixing myself a Kentucky mule or two later on, and the bourbon I will be using cost $24 for a liter, which I think is pretty cheap.

          1. Spencer   10 years ago

            not a moscow mule?

            1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

              Vodka and I do not get along.

              1. Spencer   10 years ago

                I've been drying out for a couple of weeks. I think I'll pick up some vodka on the way home.

      2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        Fuck that. If I want to mix it, it's my money. What are you, a communist?

        1. Antilles   10 years ago

          Of course, you can do whatever you want. Just seems like a waste...

          1. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

            By that logic, you should probably switch to cheap bourbon after the first drink. Really, if you can feel it at all, you probably aren't the best judge of its taste.

        2. Spencer   10 years ago

          no. I believe in public shaming ala Ron Bailey- but only for important things, like booze consumption.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            If you have the means, do what the fuck you want. Like change out your Maserati, just because the ash trays are full.

            1. SPENCER THE DESTROYER   10 years ago

              well, My Maserati does 185. I lost my license now I don't drive.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                But Sammy has people to drive for him. It's win-win.

              2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

                That's what happens when you tear hotel walls.

                1. wareagle   10 years ago

                  you have accountants pay for it all?

            2. Paul.   10 years ago

              +1 mad magazine

      3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Unfortunately, all I have are Knob Creek and Eagle Rare.

        1. Antilles   10 years ago

          Sacrilege!

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            On the flip side, good ingredients are the tools of a civilized individual.

    2. Spencer   10 years ago

      california wants the government to not do business with people who say things the government doesn't like.

    3. Spencer   10 years ago

      california wants the government to not do business with people who say things the government doesn't like.

  4. OldMexican   10 years ago

    I shall change my nick to "The Welching Woodchipper"

    1. Heedless   10 years ago

      That sounds like an entry in the Steampunk Kamasutra.

  5. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

    I believe the mayor of Boston said that Trump has to apologize or he will not be allowed to build hotels in the city.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Trump should tell him, publicly, to such his dick.

      I loathe self-righteous assholes.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Ha, suck his dick.

        I have no idea what suching a dick is.

      2. Spencer   10 years ago

        There are very, very few things that would make me inclined to vote for Trump. Publicly telling an elected official to suck his dick would be one of those things.

        1. Real American   10 years ago

          and as Trump will tell you, his dick is much longer than what is being reported by the media.

          1. Spencer   10 years ago

            up to 100% longer.

            1. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

              So four inches?

              1. Jimbo   10 years ago

                You size queen, you!

    2. Almanian - TRUMP THIS   10 years ago

      "I'm sorry you're such a douchebag with no idea what class is. Like how Trump Tower oozes class, how my haircut projects class, how everything I do is about being classy."

      *cuts ribbon on Trump Boston Mexican Village Tower*

    3. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      That alone should be actionable. Again, Trump can say anything he fucking wants, and government can't legally do anything about it so long as it's protected speech, which all of this is.

      Of course, government now routinely acts illegally.

  6. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

    This nonsense really needs to end. The only way that will happen is if people stop fucking tolerating it. I swear to God that I think I'm living in a Fahrenheit 451 prequel. "Just a wafer-thin restraint on speech, sir."

    1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

      Am I mixing up Fahrenheit 451 and The Meaning of Life?

      1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

        No, but I am. The end of Fahrenheit 451: The Beginning involves a fat guy exploding, purportedly because of a book he read. The outcry for bans begins then.

        1. WoodchipperPatriarch   10 years ago

          Right. God, that is such an overrated book. Needed more hordes of topless women running around.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            First, I quite like that book. Second you aren't reading carefully: All of the women are topless in the novel.

    2. Paul.   10 years ago

      Californians should all have a bumper sticker which reads, "i tolerate nonsense and I vote!"

  7. Episiarch   10 years ago

    It's amazing how the language they use quite clearly reveals what they actually think of 1) diversity of opinion within their state (it doesn't exist, CA must be a monolithic progressive stronghold, because they won election, duh), and 2) themselves in relation to the state. They sure don't seem to see any distinction between themselves and their opinions and what they think those of the state of CA should be. Which is sort of the attitude a sovereign has, isn't it? The king is the state and the state is the king?

    Fuck, politicians are scum. Total scum.

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      Of course, there are millions of Republicans and other forms of non-Democrat in California.

      1. Spencer   10 years ago

        millions? what's that, like 12 per square mile?

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          It's true. Think about it, all of the crazy lefty shit imposed on all of those Republicans, independents, and libertarians. It's actual oppression, just like they claim they fight against. Because a majority is all that matters. Nothing else. Not liberty. Not justice. Not ethics. Not reality. Just might.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            The scary thing is...I reckon we're losing this battle.

            I'm impressed I can still type.

          2. Spencer   10 years ago

            Tyranny of the motherfucking majority, man. Tyranny of the MOTHERFUCKING majority.

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              Tyranny is tyranny. It doesn't matter how many people think doing something wrong is okay. It's still wrong. The majority was all for slavery for most of human history, including a nice, big chunk of American history. And denying women the vote. Maybe even genocide in some cases. The majority can be just as oppressive and evil as one lunatic.

              1. Spencer   10 years ago

                It's worse, because there's no one to blame and they often don't see the problem with it for generations.

                The tyranny of the majority is a way of life for we few, stubborn fools.

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  What's even worse is how much is happening here because of the silence of the majority. I think a good deal of the evil and stupid shit happens because most of us just want to live our lives and not deal with these horrible people, who aren't even the majority.

              2. BuSab Agent   10 years ago

                THIS. For virtually all of motherfucking history, every culture, every where was just hunky dory with slavery. Then some White Western Male Christians (mostly Quakers) decided hey maybe slavery sucks and they fought tooth and nail to get it abolished. And so now every bad thing is, of course, their fault.

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  When has a majority ever advocated freedom? Even the founding was largely led by a minority.

            2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              John Stuart Mill who?

              1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                John Stuart Mill who?

                Probably some slave-owning jerk.

          3. Episiarch   10 years ago

            Projection, ProL. They are the purest example of projection I've ever seen. If they accuse someone else of it, they do it. If they say you think it, they think it. If they say these are your motivations, those are their motivations. And so on. It's really quite reliable, actually.

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              I'd like to project them. In a nonviolent, friendly way. To the Moon.

              1. Episiarch   10 years ago

                Whatever, Pro Kramden. As long as I'm not Ed. Or Alice. Or Trixie.

                1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                  No, you can stay. I have plans to breed you with a feminized SugarFree. You know, for eugenics purposes.

                  1. Episiarch   10 years ago

                    O Rly? You have my attention now. Of course, if he doesn't end up looking like Deborah Ann Woll, you will have failed and will be punished. SEVERELY.

                    Ok, carry on.

                    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      She'll look horrific, but, out of respect for our many years of commenting together, I'm supplying a very nice paper bag.

                    2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Obviously, this breeding program will last thousands of years, so this is just the beginning. We're looking to develop weaponized semen, controllable by the mind.

                    3. Episiarch   10 years ago

                      Look, I already do the bag thing with your mom. Either get him looking like either Woll, Alison Brie, or Aya Cash, or you will be punished.

                    4. SugarFree   10 years ago

                      What about an overweight German bar maid? Does no one have that fetish? I mean, c'mon!

                    5. Episiarch   10 years ago

                      Look, I already do the overweight German bar maid thing with your mom. Try again.

                    6. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

                      The back of SF's head looks a lot like the back of Ms Woll's head, if you just concentrate on that, you have nothing to complain about.

                      Looking anywhere else is your own fault. You were warned.

                    7. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                      Look, do you fucking love science or not?

        2. OldMexican   10 years ago

          More like 11. Of which 9 are in hiding lest they risk having their cars vandalized and 2 are the ones driving around with the old Ron Paul bumper stickers.

      2. Antilles   10 years ago

        I'm beginning to feel like I'm the only Libertarian in California. It sucks because my intelligent, well-researched vote gets cancelled out by millions of uninformed idiot's votes.

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          Don't be silly. There are a number of libertarians there. There are the ones at Reason's HQ, and there are any number of insane hermits living in the desert.

          1. Spencer   10 years ago

            4 is a number.

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              Millions of Republicans and independents, many tens of libertarians.

              1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                Many tens.

                1. SPENCER THE DESTROYER   10 years ago

                  we can take solace in that what's popular isn't always whats right...

                  curiously, of those 10s, any women?

                  1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

                    I believe at least one ten of women. It was two tens, but it turned out one ten had Y chromosomes.

                    1. Bobarian (Would Chip Her)   10 years ago

                      And an 8" clitoris.

          2. SoCal Deathmarch   10 years ago

            I'm one of the hermits in the Southern California desert.
            *sobs, looks at thermometer that reads 108... sobs more heavily*

          3. AFSlade   10 years ago

            I'm HERE!!! And one of the kids is already a devotee of Uncle Milty - at 17. I think that counts as 2.

          4. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

            How many of the people at Reason were stupid enough to vote for Obama? They flat out admitted that social signaling was more important than liberty to them.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Can you condense this into easier language for me to read? I see a lot of words but not sure what they mean when read together. Something about Linus raping Sally....

      It's now my third pseudo-Negroni.

      1. Spencer   10 years ago

        like she wasn't begging to share his blankie

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          When I watch the Peanuts Gang drunk I see future porn scenes.

          1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

            Rufus Cyborg.

      2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        They think I'm slow, eh?

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          Even with my wife giving me stern looks and drunk, I catch all Simpsons references.

  8. Spencer   10 years ago

    Can the government divest itself from dealings with companies and people who aren't guilty of breaking the law/federal or state guidelines in any contract entanglements?

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      I could swear I read something about this being litigated. It's pretty hard to track all investment decisions, but if they flat out say they're doing something due to speech alone, it really should be illegal.

      1. empujador   10 years ago

        How bout we just stop letting the government make investment decisions period?

    2. empujador   10 years ago

      Why couldn't they?

      1. kbolino   10 years ago

        No State shall ... pass any ... Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts ....

        Article I, Section 10 of the United States Constitution

        1. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

          I'm sure Judge Humpty Penaltax would interpret that differently than you.

  9. OldMexican   10 years ago

    Negative, demonizing, and stereotypical rhetoric has no place in the national political discourse; and [?] Racist, hateful speech can incite severe and tragic consequences[...]

    "Especially the speech we happen not to like! Which is the same thing, by the way!"

    1. straffinrun   10 years ago

      It's nice to have racist opponents.

  10. OldMexican   10 years ago

    One of the other reasons CalPERS underperforms is because the investment process has been highly politicized,

    ... and not just because of its silly name.

    Why should they care if their social activism is bad business?

    Just ask Macy's...

  11. Rich   10 years ago

    calling for "an end to hate speech and racist rhetoric by all presidential candidates."

    Ha! They missed banning "hate rhetoric and racist speech"!

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      They should enact a law banning language that offends anyone. Really, let's just get it over with. Who knows, maybe the Court will uphold it as a hallmark of the Tax power.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        They should enact a law banning language that offends anyone.

        Right on. "The STFU Act of 2015".

        1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

          I think we should encourage that through petitions and favorable articles.

          1. Rich   10 years ago

            Who could *possibly* be against banning language that serves only to offend people?

            1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

              Exactly. Really, California, why do you allow such offensive speech to continue? Do you, in fact, endorse it?

      2. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

        I think they should enact a law banning speech that doesn't offend white heterosexual males.

  12. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

    This is all just so that democrats can blatantly attract brown people to their party; free speech is secondary to power.

  13. OldMexican   10 years ago

    Just as we do not negotiate with international terrorists, we must stand up to the political terrorism of the Republicans in the United States Senate.

    "It's not hate speech when we say it!"

  14. Tak Kak   10 years ago

    I thought they were the "evil party"

  15. Real American   10 years ago

    typical leftards. Their arguments are so great and convincing that all other opinions, even obnoxious ones made by Donald Trump, must be banned for them to prevail.

    This is all just part of the Left's continuing war on free speech and free ideas and its never ending quest to criminalize opposition.

  16. Rebel Scum   10 years ago

    'racist' Ted Cruz

    Finally, they admit that non-whites can be racist too.

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      He's like that guy who shot that kid.

    2. Antilles   10 years ago

      No, he's one of those 'white Hispanics.'

    3. empujador   10 years ago

      He's technically Hispanic, but his father opposed the government of our Hispanic ally nation to the southeast.

  17. Rebel Scum   10 years ago

    Negative, demonizing, and stereotypical rhetoric has no place in the national political discourse

    Sure it does. Politicians use it all the time to gin up war fever. And progressives are incessant with demonizing their opponents as sub-human, stupid, racist, evil, etc.

  18. Number 2   10 years ago

    Judging from the 1% return CALPERS had in 2012, it seems that they have already divested themselves of all Trump companies -- indeed, divested themselves of any company that even arguably makes a profit.

    1. Brett L   10 years ago

      No oil, no profit.

      1. Number 2   10 years ago

        Not true. According to the Economist, socially responsible investing does not result in lower returns.
        http://www.economist.com/news/.....-gas-fight

        Makes you wonder where CalPers is putting its money.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          including blockades of offices, protests at art galleries sponsored by oil firms and a 1960s-style "love-in" in which agitators lay in a bed outside one of David Cameron's offices in an effort to persuade the prime minister to become greener

          Just when you thought the US was becoming unbearably infantile, there's the UK to show us how it's done.

  19. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

    Trump should jump in a private plane, fly somewhere, get picked up in an SUV, stop off at a McDonalds (preferably one located inside of a Wal-Mart), purchase ammunition at the Wal-Mart, and then head off to a shooting range. Just go all out.

    1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      He lacks the credibility to do that, given his past looniness in other regards, but I think a true FUCK YOU ALL maverick could make headway these days.

      1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

        He does lack the credibility, and you are right a true fuck you all person could make headway. Trump is a buffoon and he is getting a pretty welcome reception, with someone like Sean Hannity saying he could win. And a fucking socialist is also being accepted. We need an out and out asshole, preferably a smoker.

        1. straffinrun   10 years ago

          Um, Oba... Never mind, too obvious.

          1. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            Executive order says third term.

            1. JWatts   10 years ago

              No I doubt that. The whole President thing is starting to interfere with his golf game. Everyone's got to have priorities.

              1. Rhywun   10 years ago

                Plus, speaking fees pay way better.

        2. Migrant Log Chipper   10 years ago

          We already have one of those;

  20. straffinrun   10 years ago

    The Market does a horrible job of punishing hate speech. It also rewards sociopaths and parasites in addition to forcing people to adhere to the majority opinion.

    *change one word to make this true

  21. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

    So, Matt - that "libertarian moment" you and Nick swear is right around the corner . . . You were just joking around with us. Amirite?

  22. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

    The problem with Californian politicians is the electorate agrees with their fascism.

    1. straffinrun   10 years ago

      You realize if people would just agree with them they wouldn't have to do this.

      1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

        Smile and nod, while inwardly seethe . . . Good thing Sacramento can't read our minds

    2. SoCal Deathmarch   10 years ago

      Fascism of the people and by the people, with a happy face 🙂 I'm really not going to eventually miss this place.

  23. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    Just caught the Franchise Four during the MLB All-Star game.

    Fucken yeah, Dawson, Raines, Carter and Guerrero!

    /wipes tear.

    1. Crusty Juggler   10 years ago

      Tim Wallach is crying over his exclusion.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        I loved Wallach but he's just behind them.

        Steve Rogers too.

    2. Rt. Hon. Judge Woodrow Chipper   10 years ago

      No Randy Johnson? I know they traded him early but sheesh was that the most productive farm system or what?

  24. ant1sthenes   10 years ago

    Just out of curiosity, if lawmakers explicitly take action against a specific, named citizen's 1A rights, can that citizen sue them directly and personally?

    1. GamerFromJump   10 years ago

      Hey, if they can make a law to specifically target that Facebook guy, what's disallowed?

    2. empujador   10 years ago

      There's no right to government investment in your business. California isn't doing anything coercive to Mr. Trump, so no he can't sue.

      1. AdamJ   10 years ago

        Yes but encouraging private businesses to boycott Trump is certainly chilling. I hope he sues. Would be great comedy too.

        1. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

          It's just noise. Now, if they passed legislation preventing people or organizations from investing, that's a different matter.

  25. Dark Lord of the wood chipper   10 years ago

    I got to the party late but...

    "State Senate is 'inciting' me to dream about woodchippers"

    Welch you magnificent bastard! If I ever meet you, drinks are on me.

  26. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

    What the heck is going on with the camera work at Fox? Lord me.

  27. MarkLastname   10 years ago

    So, when are they going to boycott Al Sharpton for inciting that anti-Semitic riot in Brooklyn that killed those two guys?

    1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

      Did Al incite with partner, Woody Chipper? If no, then - no. Like is not fair. Al Sharpton is not in shackles

      1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

        Life, dammit. Life is not fair

  28. Suthenboy   10 years ago

    "As if to wrest the slogan of "stupid party" from the GOP, California's ruling Democrats ..."

    I thought it was common knowledge that the absolute dumbest pols on the planet by several orders of magnitude were California Democrats.

    1. JWatts   10 years ago

      No, sorry Georgia Democrats still have them beat.

      Congressman Hank Johnson fears Guam will tip over, March 25, 2010

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q

  29. buybuydandavis   10 years ago

    "State Senate is 'inciting' me to dream about woodchippers"

    *** Reason Comments Theme Song ***
    To the tune of the Dr. Pepper song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1LJ8OS7qEw

    I need a wood chipper and i'm proud.
    I used to feel alone in a crowd.
    But now you look around these days
    and it seems there's a wood chipper CRAZE!

    I'm a Chipper, he's a Chipper, she's a Chipper, we're a Chipper!
    Wouldn't you like to be a Chipper too?

    Us Chippers are an interesting breed.
    The thugs ground into paste is what we need
    Ask any Chipper and they'll say "Only a wood chipper makes them pay!"

    I'm a Chipper, he's a Chipper, she's a Chipper, we're a Chipper!
    Wouldn't you like to be a Chipper too?

    I'm a Chipper, he's a Chipper, she's a Chipper,
    if you need a wood chipper you're a Chipper too!

    1. Woodchippin' 4 Jesus   10 years ago

      LA Chippers vs LA Clippers? Chippers by 11

  30. empujador   10 years ago

    Bill of attainder anyone?

  31. John C. Randolph   10 years ago

    Matt, the word you were trying to use is "buncombe", not "bunkum". Haven't you read H. L. Mencken?

    -jcr

  32. Tony   10 years ago

    Republicans are not a race. They are a, ahem, diverse group of people united by the cause of shitting on all of humanity so they and their billionaire friends can steal as much money as possible from it. Not a race. Glad to clear that up.

    1. Free Society   10 years ago

      Says the tax loving, central bank supporting, kleptocratic state worshipping buffoon.

  33. Hank Phillips   10 years ago

    This is great news. With the kleptocracy's Inner and Outer party at each other's throats in the State House, maybe Californians will rouse to the existence of a party that votes against the tax confiscations that caused the latest Bush crash and depression--and against the fanatical prohibitionism that provided the pretext and incentive for the mess.

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