Peter Suderman Reviews Jurassic World
The latest film in the Jurassic Park franchise, Jurassic World, is out in theaters and it's…okay, I guess. But it's also kind of a let-down.
Mostly it made me want to watch the original Jurassic Park again.
Here's a snippet from my review:
The movie poster tagline for the original "Jurassic Park" described it as an "adventure 65 million years in the making." The latest sequel, "Jurassic World," feels more like the product of 65 million writers.
The film credits just four scribes for the screenplay, two of whom also get credit for the story, which is probably the film's best joke: There isn't really a story here. It's just one event after another on a theme park island filled with tourists and genetically modified dino-monsters. Computer-generated dinosaurs roar their computer-generated roars and show off their computer-generated teeth; people run and shoot and scream; a few of the more indispensable types get tossed around and chewed up; and then, after a few minutes of expository babble, you get to do it all over again. Gnash, stomp, repeat.
The GMO beasties are the movie's big hook, its reason for being. Why would anyone want genetically modified superdinosaurs? A better question, the movie seems to retort, is why wouldn't anyone? Sure, people love dinosaurs, but an expensive and fully operational theme park like Jurassic World, the setting for the latest installment, needs to keep the public's attention with new attractions.
The same logic, of course, applies to the franchise itself. Basic dinosaurs won't do anymore, so the science wizards at the franchise's genetics corporation, InGen, have, like the writers on the film, cooked up a bigger, badder strain of snarling prehistoric menace: the Indominus Rex, a 50-foot-tall creature made up of Tyrannosaurus DNA and a sprinkling of whatever other lizard genes were lying around the lab. It can fake out heat-signature detectors and alter its skin color like a cuttlefish. What else can it do? Don't worry — you'll find out.
Similarly, the screenplay seems to have been generated by scientific committee from the DNA strands of other, better blockbusters.
Read the complete review in The Washington Times.
I'm a little bit disappointed that they didn't go with the truly batty original concept for the film, which featured a troop of intelligent, genetically-altered dinosaur super-soldiers squaring off against a dinosaur hunter in a castle in the Swiss Alps.
Sure, there's still a pack of well-trained raptors (which, after a great intro, disappear for most of the movie and then show up for some murky action scenes in the third act) and a genetically modified T. Rex, but it's all more or less in line with what we've seen from the series before. The dino-warriors idea might have been nuts, but at least it would have been interestingly new.
Back issues: I wrote about the greatness of the original Jurassic Park on the occasion of its 3D re-release a few years back:
Even still, the movie is an absolute blast, a classic big-budget thrill ride that deserves its reputation and more. The movie retains an ecstatic, primal intensity, and the relentlessly eventful final hour remains an almost flawless exercise in cinematic high terror. The big set pieces, especially a midfilm encounter with an angry T. rex, are paced with heart-stopping precision; Mr. Spielberg and screenwriters Michael Crichton (who also wrote the novel on which the film is based) and David Koepp dole out information just fast enough that the audience is always a half step behind — still processing the last scare when the next one hits.
It is also arguably the last film by Mr. Spielberg — the blockbuster auteur behind trendsetters like "Jaws," "E.T." and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" — to provoke genuine awe and wonderment. For that, you can credit his innovative but surprisingly restrained use of computer-generated special effects.
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"Gnash, stomp, repeat."
Sounds good to me. But I like that sort of thing.
Think I'd rather watch Mad Max again.
Crash, explosion, repeat. With Charlize Theron in motor oil.
With Charlize Theron in motor oil.
God Bless America.
Or South Africa, but I'm not complaining either way.
The American Dream is Dead
RIP
Tomorrow at the Omni
And, so is Saruman.
Sad day, indeed.
I'll always think of him as Dracula.
I can't find any dinosaur/woodchipper video, but there's gotta be a metaphor somewhere along those lines. That would certainly liven up the movie.
I was looking for the video where he actually became the American Dream but couldn't find it. Damn fine theater.
Finally Sapphire gets someone suitable to manage in wrestler's heaven.
Dat's hard times, babeh.
It is also arguably the last film by Mr. Spielberg ? the blockbuster auteur behind trendsetters like "Jaws," "E.T." and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" ? to provoke genuine awe and wonderment.
Arguably? I'd say Kingdom of the Crystal Skull provoked genuine awe and wonderment, though it was mostly awe and wonderment at the idea that somebody greenlighted and funded that horrible excretion of a film.
I think I remember liking War Horse.
Nah, Spielberg isn't washed up. He's done some good stuff post - '93.
I liked Super 8.
(ducks)
I thought Super 8 was actually pretty entertaining, particularly if you view it from the perspective of the age group of the main characters. Did I just admit I can instantaneously turn my brain into 13 year old mode?
I liked Super 8 until the moral relativist BS at the end where it tried to go from Alien to E.T.
George Lucas had his mitts on that film... what do you expectorate?
Love the new handle
It looks like we have a general rule for Hollywood movies: the quality of the CGI is inversely proportional to the quality of the story.
It's like Hollywood saw the success of Jurassic Park and Terminator 2, concluded that those films were huge hits primarily because they featured CGI, and decided to make movies composed entirely of CGI.
You mean Avatar?
The original, 2, 3, or 4?
3 hours of being preached at by a bunch of Smurfs. They should have nuked that planet from orbit.
I always got a kick out of the whole premise that the ragtag natives defeated this small private force of space marines, and that's the end of it, roll credits. Never mind that humanity has seldom been one to accept defeat when it comes to obtaining precious, highly sought after minerals.
The plot of Avatar 2 would've been the glassing of Pandora, followed by strip mining of the planet's crust. Roll credits.
Except the natives only won with the kindly help from the elite offworlders. That's the part that made me puke. I only kept watching because friends bought the tickets.
I actually took my dad out to watch this specifically so that we could make fun of it (ever seen MST3K?). We laughed so hard when 'the natives won'. Sure. Space-travel capable, warlike civilizations just give up and go home when the natives of a planet throw some rocks.
Nuke it from orbit.
And always with the goddamn walkers getting knocked over. Did they learn nothing from Return of the Jedi?
Is that a threat across galactic lines?
Federal Na'vi judge stomps size 22 feet until federal Na'vi prosecutor files subpoena for Machine's real name.
My favorite part was when the Smurftree got nuked and the Smurfs started crying.
It's the only way to be sure.
Avatar is a beautiful story of how technology and money are evil, made by a man so brilliant he had to wait to make it several years, so that the technology could catch up and he'd have enough money to make it.
Well the spend so much money on CGI they have nothing left to hire writers with.
You Know Who Else complained that Hollywood was more interested in Spectacle than good writing?
The Writers Guild?
Guy Debord?
every fan of The Wire?
They had gold (Jerry! Gold!) and the flushed it down the toilet.
Typical.
Actually, Danger 5 has already got this covered.
Why haven't I heard about this.
You have now! I've been trying to draw people's attention to it for a little while now. Plus it just came out last year, and it's Aussie, so it's not completely surprising that you haven't.
Just be warned, it's so insane and wacky that you can maybe watch two episodes in a row and then that's it for the day. If you're quite stoned, one is enough.
So it's like a typical Adult Swim show.
No, the episodes are longer than 12 minutes.
/ha
AS is the anti-BBC.
Both seasons are now on Netflix. The wife and I watch these at lunch time and they're hilarious. Season 1 is pretty nutty, and season 2 is down right surreal.
Must watch.
I am going to check this out tonight. I have been curious about it. Thanks.
It's really great, and as a bonus, Natasa Ristic is extremely attractive.
Agreed. Though, I did like Italian Spiderman better.
"we're gonna need a bigger chipper"
And demons!
Must chip faster. Must chip faster.
Who can do movie reviews at a time like this?
Suder Man can!
I'm thinking a movie review of Fargo would be appropriate.
I'm thinking a movie review of Fargo would be appropriate.
You know I approve.
This made me snort laugh.
That Chris Pratt is so hot right now.
I don't like Remakes, I prefer original films like the Maltese Falcon...oh wait:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan_Met_a_Lady
Or the 1931 version.
Are you a Ted S. sock? 😉
Evidently, there sure are a lot of people in this comments page that think making death threats are something that one should defend
Shut Up Stalinist Stooge.
Apparently there's someone in this comment section who doesn't know what death threats are and has even less of an understanding of free speech jurisprudence than they do of economics.
Well what do expect from a Stalinist Stooge?
He lives in a fantasy world of his own creation, inspired by intellectual bankruptcies and moral destitution. I don't think any of his many shortcomings can possibly undercut his comprehension of economics in terms of insufficiency.
I would say this... I wouldn't want to be judged by my most ill-considered comment I made about GWB-- a man I detested and who I considered and consider a war criminal. That said, I wouldn't expect everyone on a libertarian comment board to change their name to Dick Cheney Should Be Ass Raped By The Iraqi Families He Murdered if I were to make these comments.
As for the idea that someone should be charged with a crime for making an ugly threat on a right-wing comment board? Eh, where are you going to start? That kind of material is everywhere. If you guys want a character reference from me, I'm more than willing to say that the commenter who made that point is probably harmless and definitely a moron.
Is it ok if I just keep my name American Socialist and not change it to Socialist Woodchipper ? Because all this support for a commenter who likes to make death threats is kind of lame
Why not?
And shouldn't he be?
"And shouldn't he be"
No thanks. I don't want the cops showing up on my front porch.
Your loss.
"And shouldn't he be?"
Metaphorically speaking of course.
Come on. It's not like I made a credible twerk threat.
Citation needed.
Who needs citations when you're attempting an assault on the summit of Mt. Moral Superiority?
Well, I hope he's got an assload of sherpas for that. He'll most likely find it very difficult to breathe more than, oh, 20 feet up.
Sorry. The reason webmaster was apparently embarrassed for you guys and took it down. Maybe she was embarrassed for you all. That must take a lot.
Damnit.
#rekt
He didn't make death threats, you gibbering retard. They engaged in protected hyperbole which no free speech attorney in this country would tell you is legally a death threat.
I realize you're a fucking idiot, but do try to troll harder, you apologist for state sponsored murder.
Hmm, I'm trying to remember exactly where I said anyone should go to jail for a post one makes on a comment board. Can you point that out for me?
Don't worry... At worst Agamanon and the rest of these clowns that like to engage in hyperbole by issuing death threats *might* get a visit from the cops, who will inexorably conclude that the type of people that make these kinds of threats on a Reason chat board are harmless morons. Then, you guys can all celebrate your victory for free speech and talk-- for years, I suspect-- about how you stared down the beast of federal overreach one time. You see, it's win-win.
Mm...not quite. Your trolling technique leaves a lot to be desired, if one's to be completely honest. You're trying to respond to too many people and defend yourself too much (instant clue-in to desperation), so...eh, I don't care. It's your right to free (if idiotic) speech.
Welp, at least I'm consistent.
"That said, I wouldn't expect everyone on a libertarian comment board to change their name to Dick Cheney Should Be Ass Raped By The Iraqi Families He Murdered if I were to make these comments."
Well, that names too long to fit, so I couldn't name myself that. Irish Rapes Cheney, though, I would absolutely change my name to that if some power-mad DA decided to subpoena an innocent person based on obvious hyperbole. If someone said 'Iraqis should rape Cheney for what he did' are you really so staggeringly moronic that you think that constitutes a legitimate threat?
Actually, don't answer that. This thread has answered it pretty clearly in the affirmative.
Hey amsoc, how would you like to kidnap a housewife with me?*
*Dear feds: I'm not really going to kidnap anyone.**
**PS: american socialist isn't a judge, so even if I was serious, there wouldn't be a need to investigate.
Well, defending free speech means aggressively fighting off censorship, even when it targets icky speech. That means that we should defend most speech, not just mild comments that everyone agrees with (i.e., "The sky is blue", "Thunder follows lighting", "american socialist should sit on a rotary hammer.")
I would defend free speech if I was concerned that a subpoena being issued in response to a death threat was an attack on free speech.
It wasn't a death threat and no free speech attorney in America would claim it was a death threat.
It's protected under American free speech jurisprudence. You're an idiot. Educate yourself on the subjects you choose to discuss, before you embarrassingly drool all over yourself again.
*kneels to remove laurel*
Forget this idiot troll, sirrah. You're wasting your breath.
Evidently, there is at least one person in this comments page that thinks an ideology that contributed to the deaths of millions is something that one should defend.
Advocates for a Nordic-style cradle-to-grave social security system have killed millions. Do you guys think that one laissez-faire step away from Reagan is Stalin? I say there's a wonderful and complex world of economic benefits and trade-offs in between.
Costco sized bag of dicks, AmSoc. Gobble 'em up.
You, like the King and his henchmen need some education about what a threat is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoEUkE7-KeA
"there sure are a lot of people in this comments page that think making death threats are something that one should defend"
As opposed to people like you, who announce their desire to put everyone who disagrees with them into camps and then expect to be praised for it
"I'm a little bit disappointed that they didn't go with the truly batty original concept for the film, which featured a troop of intelligent, genetically-altered dinosaur super-soldiers squaring off against a dinosaur hunter in a castle in the Swiss Alps."
WHY DOES THIS MOVIE NOT EXIST
The Asylum is more interested in Sharkcano.
Watch my link above regarding Danger 5. It's been done. Sort of.
the irony is I'd rather watch Kung Fury again than pay any money to see crappy CGI BS that constitutes a movie now
I'm still waiting for the talkie craze to blow over.
And seriously Film Snobs hated talkies (not helped by the poor quality of the earliest ones). It wasn't until the 1950s that it became okay for film snobs to admit that there were good American sound films. One of the first American talkies to be labeled great by Foreign Film Snobs was Citizen Kane which was a major reason that it became the Greatest Film Ever.
This proves that anyone who criticizes anything is wrong. QED
"One of the first American talkies to be labeled great by Foreign Film Snobs was Citizen Kane which was a major reason that it became the Greatest Film Ever."
Yes, but while that was going on the Domestic Film Snobs were doing everything they could to shit on the film and kick it into obscurity for no reason other than the fact that it was the first movie made by a completely inexperienced outsider and it completely blew away anything the current vanguard was capable of.
So I gather from the review that Jurassic World isn't very good but still better than The Lost World or probably the other crappy sequel (ALLEN).
The first Jurassic Park is a very good film but The Nostalgia Critic pointed out some flaws, like when they sent that black guy out with no help into the velociraptor-infested area and didn't care. And another scene where there was a gun in easy reach but they didn't use it. Still great but it had '90s problems' like the presence of Goldblum.
"Still great but it had '90s problems' like the presence of Goldblum."
You're a fucking monster. Jeff Goldblum is an American treasure.
I....I am going to assume this is a bizarre set of typos on your part. "Johning" I think it's called. Just in case, here's why you're WRONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx5dJPy8XUg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdB02IufaW0
Here's why you're wrong. Jeff Goldblum in one of the greatest films of the '80s.
"I am the Pull Out King"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL5ZcanUslI
Good share, lap. He is always key on Portlandia.
Goldblum and Sarah Silverman eating sorbet.
warning: the quality is terrible.
Is that from the League? That's gotta be from the League. That show was good until I figured out the plot of every episode was a strict interpretation of Chekoff's Gun. Then it got boring
Yes, it is from the League. That show is completely hit or miss for me, but the episode with Silverman and Goldblum is very funny.
AH FUCK dammit Irish I had just healed most of my scars from watching that movie. It was excellent, and traumatizing to my young self. I think I almost passed out at one point. I think I was sick or something.
Goldblum was good in that *80s* movie. Then...sucking.
Like Pro Slib said: you are my taste enemy.
Glib. Though I like the sound of Slib.
Why didn't you like The Fly? Why won't you accept my obviously superior tastes and preferences as obviously superior? LET THE CYTOTOXIC INTO YOU
LET THE CYTOTOXIC INTO YOU
I think that's the opposite of how one operates a Warty.
We...we are glossing over Independence Day, yes? If the answer is yes, I'm with you. Or if the answer is "we have re-conned reality so that Independence Day never occurred." Let's go with the latter. I prefer the latter.
Shit. I read that as Gollum.
They didn't know the raptors had escaped when Samuel L. went outside. Arguably, they should have, but I think they were a distracted by their plan (almost) working.
But, yeah, the lack of guns is a pretty big plot hole in and of itself. They could have downed the T-Rex when it was chasing the jeep.
"They didn't know the raptors had escaped when Samuel L. went outside. Arguably, they should have, but I think they were a distracted by their plan (almost) working."
Plus, Marcellus Wallace told him he was ON the muthafucka.
You and the Nostalgia Critic are idiots. Jurassic Park is a classic, and complaining about little nits like NC always does is the death of entertainment.
And Goldblum is, uh, a treasure. Ahem. Yes.
I didn't say JP is anything but a classic, just that there are a few...issues. NC is a better treasure than Jeff Goldbloom.
Feminist "artist" once again proves that patriarchy's not so bad:
"The digital artist who's dating a teddy bear
Cyber feminist Molly Soda on her new exhibition and why she opted for a public relationship with a cuddly toy"
"Molly Soda: I ordered him off of Amazon, I believe, on the day before Thanksgiving. I was sitting on my parents' couch, and a boy I had a crush on had sort of indirectly made me feel sad. So, I thought, "fuck this" and ordered myself a five foot stuffed bear."
What a catch.
Hey, you're single, right?
I don't know if I'd be able to replace the love and understanding she doubtlessly gets from that inanimate object made of felt and stuffing.
The girl does seem a tad broken:
"Me and My Bear is Soda's latest series. Hosted on NewHive, the multimedia collection explores her relationship with a five foot teddy bear. What's her intention? Well, the bear has taken the space of what the 'perfect partner' would fill in her life. The cuddly toy signifies love, comfort and every other superficial emotion a 'better half' is 'supposed' to make you feel. Below, scroll through the premiere of her latest online exhibition (and her bear's relationship) and find out if a bear really is a better lover than a man."
Maybe she has to date children's toys because her idea of a relationship is getting made to feel good by a man without ever having to reciprocate in any way.
Oh, Holy God, save me from this.
Take responsibility for yourselves, dammit, and quit acting like your feelings are somehow under the control of another person.
Plus, stop calling "love" an emotion. No wonder you don't have any, and the...whatever you had with Beetlejuice didn't last.
A boy made her feel sad "indirectly" so she entered a 7 month relationship with a Teddy Bear.
Don't judge her. That's how she copes.
I'm trying to find a measurable gulf between this woman's grasp on reality and that of your girl ESB.
I'd bang Molly Soda until it broke. She seems like a nice girl.
You're known as a photographer, the Queen of Tumblr, a GIF maker and a super successful YouTuber. But how would you describe yourself?
Molly Soda: I suppose I am a lot of things! I like terms like "webcam princess" or "wifi material" a lot. All of the work I do is very much about and for girls in their bedrooms ? from my bedroom to yours. What we do when we're alone and making that public. Maybe I'm more like an online exhibitionist.
There's no way this isn't a parody.
https://twitter.com/mollysoda
She's very real and she's horrible.
"it's funny, i can get all of the press and recognition in the world but i still just want my ex boyfriends to like my stuff on social media"
"if any female identifying e-friends*~ wanna join my body positive (nudes/selfie) group plz send me your email! i'll send you an invite :)"
"is the point of life to just fall in love and buy stuff cause that's what it feels like we are supposed to want"
On the bright side, she knocked out the 'buy stuff' and 'fall in love' in one fell swoop with her Amazon purchased boyfriend. Furthermore:
"why is it that every time u have to poop (like it literally might come out of your butthole at any moment) someone is in the shower"
She is the voice of her generation.
"sometimes enough twitter favorites make me feel like i am being held by someone i care about"
:'( - The saddest of sad faces.
Uh...
What the fuck is going on here. Feminist twitter is the craziest twitter.
Girlfriend and I passed a past-out couple of natives (noracist, bro) on our drive home from the grocery yesterday. They were asleep on the sidewalk, halfway sprawled out into the street. It's infrequent but not an unusual sight in the southwest. So if you're expecting someone will notice you're suffering some internal malady on your porch, sweetheart, I think you'll find most people will pass you by without too much thought.
Those are atrocious, and I thought what I found about her, after doing a quick search, was bad
"Her web presence and hilarious YouTube series "Tween Dreams" are beloved by blogger girls hungry for early 2000s nostalgia, with references to Hot Topic, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Avril Lavigne. Molly Soda was also a back-up dancer for Grimes, further burnishing her Tumblr credentials."
Who the fuck is nostalgiac for early 2000s pop-culture? I thought it was bad and that's when I came of age.
also, " further burnishing her Tumblr credentials."
It's like even the writer is subtly mocking her
body positive (nudes/selfie) group
There is a picture of her on the internet topless wearing granddad-style, big ass whitey-tighties. Just so you're all aware.
" an online exhibitionist."
Sadly, this oxymoron does sort of reflect some truths about young people = thinking of themselves as gregarious, outgoing, expressive people who relish interaction with their audience....
...while cooped up alone somewhere with a computer, afraid of everything, blaming the world for their insecurity.
Well, Gilmore, to be fair...her way of doing it is easier than actually having a career that requires making business connections and securing a public/private venue.
Or, having any interpersonal skill at all.
I see a Wilfred spin-off in the near future.
Goddamn, she's a dead ringer for the girl from Die Antwoord. But somehow weirder.
Yeah, but Yolandi is actually talented and interesting. She was quite good in Chappie.
She was surprisingly good, given that she very obviously isn't an actress. I don't recall the final third (thanks, Nikki) because I got very drunk and introspective about consciousness. I still think what I remember is pretty much philosophical bullshit.
They were apparently nightmares on set though, so I don't think they're going to have much of an acting career.
Can you imagine a diva on set deadpanning lines to a character they're going to green-screen in later? Given what she and they had to work with I'm surprised the movie made it to theaters at all.
Ok...I still haven't figured out if she has sex with the bear.
Keep us posted
No. No, please don't. Please, HM.
Until I come across evidence that suggests otherwise, I'm going to go with the hypothesis that she does.
After all, if women can have sex with balloons....
"After all, if women can have sex with balloons...."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
Manabush isn't happy!!!!
I love these kind of stories...always have.
Dude, Manabush is a dick.
Does she have sex with multiple bears? That is, is she polyfillamorous?
Get out. Just. Get. Out.
Get out. Just. Get. Out.
Well, *I* thought it was funny.
I don't think that bear is any condition to give affirmative consent...
So she's a plushie? BFD
Really? You're making a serious statement?
Oh, honey...it's not him, it's you. And, that's based of him apparently having eyes and a functioning brain.
I'm quite late on this, but apparently mattress girl released a sex tape a week ago play-acting a rape. She claims, likely for legal reasons, that the two "performances" are in fact unrelated. Which is just fascinating since in both cases she appears to have staged consensual sex as a rape. I really hope she isn't letting herself get pegged.
" I really hope she isn't letting herself get pegged."
uhm.
you mean 'pigeonholed'?
hmm. maybe that's not right either.
Right?
Well i just hope she doesn't take it the wrong way. I wouldn't want to have this criticism sneak up on her from behind. That would be a bummer.
+1 bumder
Stool pigeon?
That doesn't work either.
CAPTION CONTEST
"Going once, going twice, sold! To the gentleman in the sporting top hat."
"A fucking woodchipper!?!?!"
"Pee-Wee Herman called and asked me to return his tie."
"See My Vest!"
"Can I get a red power?!?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Orphan auctions are in the room next door to the right."
"HELP, HELP! MY HAND IS SPAGHETTI!"
"Your table is ready, Sir. Right this way."
"I'm sorry ladies, Thursday nights are 'Boys Only' here at Chippendales"
"No, you idiot orphan, the OTHER slide with the stoned Mexican homos!"
"North Tonawonda Chuck-E-Cheese is Proud to Present: The Amazing Matt Welch and His Magically-Vanishing Fingers"
"Ain't no place I'd ruther be than right here."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXcZ_i3pGgs
i just want to say, i liked Moff's first suggestion the best, but it would have been perfected by adding Quincy's "...three Mexican Orphans to the gentleman in the top hat.."
"My tie and vest are red from the blood of federal judges."
Entire police force fired after busting councilwoman's son on drug charges.
1/100 of their citizens served in the police force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uxGbhO4ag
So this season of True Detective looks pretty fucking sweet, doesn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OfU7CGY5DQ
They're also apparently going to continue their trend of having a killer soundtrack.
Well, are they going to finally arrest it?
All I care about is that Colin Farrell is awesome, Vince Vaughn is great and likes guns, Nic Pizzolato is a brilliant writer, and Rachel McAdams is hot, a very good actress, and will apparently spend part of the season fucking people up with knives.
I'm in!
Knives, you say?
It does sound fun and I will someday look into it almost certainly. First I must look into this "Portlandia" business I heard about somewhere.
You're right about 3 out of 4 of those things. Colin Farrell is not awesome. He cannot be forgiven for Alexander or Winter's Tale, but we'll see if he can redeem himself.
Between this and your earlier betrayal of Virginia Postrel's trust, I don't know if I can forgive you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGD9wEr9Zkc
Colin Farrell is awesome and his terrible taste in film projects doesn't change that fact. When he's in a good movie, he is consistently great, as In Bruges showed.
In that clip, he steals 5 grams of coke and hangs out with a racist midget. And it's awesome.
Also, this entire time I thought Peter Dinklage was in In Bruges apparently because I'm a midgetist and they all look the same to me. This guy was Jordan Prentice.
Also Ralph Fiennes totally steals that movie with his suppressed maniac east-end accent.
I've made the same mistake repeatedly with In Bruges and Dinklage. It's one of my favorite movies, I've watched it half a dozen times and probably half of those viewings inexplicably begins with me thinking "Tyrion is so fucking hilarious in this."
Just No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxKscPYOOBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVDKYBNceeQ
"I love Dublin. If I'd grown up on a farm and was retarded, Bruges might impressive me. But I didn't so, it doesn't."
"People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf, of course you're gonna blow your head off."
"I saw your midget today. Little prick didn't even say hello." "Well, he's on a lot of ketamine." "What's that?" "Horse tranquilizer. I sold it to him." "You can't sell horse tranquilizers to a midget!"
You crazy, Lady B. Colin F is great in In Bruges. Although I agree the other two leads were pretty damn good as well. It is a great movie.
It's an under appreciated movie for sure because the writing, particularly the dialogue, was very good, and Farrell is good because of that. But he only has three emotions, angry, sad and confused - mostly confused.
I'll give him a chance in TD because I like the writer.
I watched the first few episodes of the Wachowskis' new project on netflix, Sense8 and it's a steaming pile but still interesting.
Sense8 is motherfucking terrible and not worth your time. The acting is bad, it's weirdly obsessed with sex (and not in a hot way - in a way that bizarrely detracts from the story), there are way too many characters so none of them get enough screentime for you to care about them, and they spend enormous amounts of time discussing how mean people are to transsexuals and gay people rather than dealing with the actual plot.
Also, the best actor in the show is the dude who plays Sayyid from Lost, so of course he barely actually shows up in the show.
The Wachowskis deserve 10,000 back-breakers, in a row, for what they did to Speed Racer.
They deserve a sleeper choke hold for the second and third Matrix movies.
Racer-X
It's obsessed with trans because Laurence is now Lana, so it's personal and can be forgiven.
I like some of the action scenes involving the German guy, the cop, and the Korean woman. I also like the girl in London's story line. And the German guy is Hawt, so there's that.
And, how do you know it's terrible? Did you watch the whole series? I've seen the first 3 and I'm half intrigued, half repelled.
"It's obsessed with trans because Laurence is now Lana, so it's personal and can be forgiven."
No it can't. I'm a libertarian and if I made a T.V. show where ever five minutes I talked about how libertarians are oppressed by over taxation, I would fully expect people to call me an asshole for shoehorning my obsessions into what's supposed to be entertainment.
"I like some of the action scenes involving the German guy, the cop, and the Korean woman. I also like the girl in London's story line. And the German guy is Hawt, so there's that."
I thought there are some decent action scenes (though they get repetitive) and there were also a few other decent scenes. There are some okay love stories too, though those get horribly repetitive as well.
"And, how do you know it's terrible?"
I did watch the whole thing with my brother last weekend and we both thought it didn't go anywhere. There are some interesting moments as they start to mindmeld more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXM6-qg2RA8
Here's an interesting scene where they all sing together, though you might not want to watch if you haven't gotten there.
Also, even I think that German guy is hot. I'm not going to criticize your taste in that guy, so long as you don't criticize my taste in that smoke house Indian girl.
The over emphasis on the trans thing is just a distraction to me. It doesn't really work but its not a deal breaker, annoying but tolerable. It's like a favorite relative who goes off on some boring tangent when telling an interesting story. The first TD had its issues as well. Few works are perfect.
If you made it through all the episodes then it kept your attention, so either you were desperate or it had something to offer.
The wife likes Sense8 but Gillmoor is right, it's horrible.
Sorry, Irish is right.
It's a good concept for a table top RPG group but it can't carry a series as it's done here.
Sorry, Irish is right.
No. Irish is almost right, as usual. He typical just misses the target by millimeters, though. My theory is it's his Irishness. Now, if he were Scottish, he'd be right always.
It's the shakes, isn't it?
We've been watching Wayward Pines and it has been interesting but then I remember that M. Nicht Shambalon is involved and it's only a matter of time before it all goes to shit.
That or the Guinness and cabbage.
Hmm, this works as response to both my comments.
"No. Irish is almost right, as usual. He typical just misses the target by millimeters, though. My theory is it's his Irishness. Now, if he were Scottish, he'd be right always."
Oh, you bitch. Don't you even start with me. At least we have our own country. All you Scots have are your petty little SNP, which is just Labour with a nationalistic component. Hmmm....national socialism. Where have I heard that before?
What I'm trying to say is that you're basically a Nazi. Good day, madam.
Annnnnnnnd there it goes.
5 eps in and 5 to go. Do I bother with the rest?
I was pretty skeptical, but the latest trailer got me excited. I hope it will be interesting.
So completely off topic. If you were to feed a U.S. Attorney who did not believe in the Constitution because he was a traitor (but he might believe in reincarnation) though a wood chipper (hypothetically of course) what would he come back as in his next life? He was starting out as a piece of shit so it would have to be something worse than that.
My real name is Hillary Clinton in cause any douchbag fascist piece of shit is curious.
in case
http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....pshire-hq/
Trump NH camapign HQ.
Hell Yes!
It will be a wingnut extravaganza.
I thank you for your valuable contribution to this website.
Turkish ice cream men are the reason ISIS exists.
First genuine laugh of my day.
The DOJ is a greater threat to the US than ISIS. By far.
That shit was funny
Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Isn't that from the twin towers episode? Do they ever show that one any more?
It is. I have the Simpsons episodes (the good ones, anyway) on my server, so IDK if it's in the re-run cycle.
The Turkish Ice Cream vendor just reminded me of the crab juice guy.
I just spent thirty minutes watching 12 people do the same 7 tricks. I regret nothing.
NYT does visit H&R!
Three Canadian psychologists found that habitual Internet commenting is strongly correlated with hateful personality pathologies. The total amount of time spent posting comments online correlated positively with sadism, psychopathy and Machiavellianism.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06......html?_r=1
When did Machiavellianism become a bad thing?
Tony hardest hit.
Suddenly Amsoc's actions make more sense.
Yay, metal!
Ordinarily, I'd try to bury this in a thread somewhere but I love metal. Metalcore is so gay but goddamn I love me some Aussie shit.
Link
What the poyo did you just say, you Waddle Dee? I'll have you know I'm responsible for crashing the Halberd over 10 times, and I have over 30 confirmed copy abilities! I am trained in inhaling and I'm the best Star Warrior in all of Popstar. You are nothing to me but just another copy essence. I will inhale you with power you've never seen before, mark my poyo. You think you can get away with knocking my copy ability away? Think again, Bronto. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of clones across the Galaxy and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wind, Doo. The wind that sucks out the pathetic little thing you call existence. You're fucking food now, enemy. I can kill you as anything, anytime, and that's just with my mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in sucking, but I have the skills of blowing stars, which will blow you off this planet, you demon. If only you could have known what super tuff pink puff you just rang in with your collision damage, maybe you would have walked away. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Waddle Dee. I will open my mouth and inhale like a vacuum. You're getting swallowed.
Look, man, you do the informed comparative religion scholar thing, and Agile does the... Agile thing. But this horrible miscellany... maybe let's not do this again.
this horrible miscegeny... god DAMNIT, autocorrect.
Works both ways.
It's getting late, but any thoughts about Moldbug getting kicked out of the Strange Loop conference? I can't make squat out of his poetry or his programming language, Urbit, but I have spent many an hour reading his blog, "Unqualified Reservations", without having any sense that I had wasted my time.
SJW symps doing what they do.
What's a symps?
Weak willed sympathizers.
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http://popehat.com/2015/06/10/.....is-yarvin/
background
hilarious:
Neoreactionaries are most instructive to libertarians in their critique of culture. Let's face it: we're in a bit of a rut.
My only attraction to NRx is it could lead to opportunities for meaningful regicide. I'm a big fan of regicide.
I think it's interesting because it questions so many common assumptions about democracy, etc. Challenging unquestioned assumptions is always a good thing.
Good evening.
Hitler tried like hell to enlist Islam in his efforts with mixed results: "Islam and Nazi Germany's War"
Maybe it'll get better; not recommended at this point.
(amazon links don't self-condense, but you can find it)
Here's some bedtime reading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haj_Amin_al-Husseini
Already been covered.
There's no lack of bad guys in the book, the problem is the writing. White pages; many, many names, little to differentiate one from the other.
I think the book is a doc thesis, and I'm afraid the author was granted the degree; it's VERY well researched, just boring as hell to read.
Hope I can remember some of the names, but the chapter on the Balkans is written with some color.
Maybe if Postrel were still around, I'd learn about this sort of thing from Reason. Instead, the editors here spend lots of time on the latest Bad Cop No Donut story, and miss things like this: Nevada Enacts Universal School Choice
You're not going to get top-notch dildo store coverage without sacrificing something. It's not this though.
http://reason.com/blog/2015/06.....rs-back-to
http://reason.com/blog/2015/06.....rs-back-to
Ah. My excuse is that I was out of town. Glad it got covered.
You know what's nice? Flying across the country on an airplane empty enough that I had the whole row to myself. Turns out that if you sit in the middle seat and extend your seatbelt out all the way, you can lay down and still be belted, technically. Sort of squeezes a kidney, but still better than sitting up for 5+ hours.
My best friend's step-mother makes $85 hourly on the computer . She has been fired from work for nine months but last month her pay check was $17089 just working on the computer for a few hours. see it here
LINK HERE?????? http://www.BuzzReport20.com
Movie suffers from Temple of Doom conundrum; the filmmakers very much want it to be kid-friendly, and load the movie with preposterous ideas and broad jokes and children, but they then off-set the movie by making it needlessly gruesome and mean-spirited (the first female death in the series particularly threw me off, they put the character through so much torment and then killer off of in such a grotesque way I can't help but wonder if she's supposed to be a stand-in for some ex girlfriend of the director).
It seems they figured they didn't have to recapture the wonder and peril and adventure of the original if they just upped the body count.