Friday Funnies: Keystone XL Veto

Henry Payne | 2.27.2015 8:30 AM

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Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

That Garfield. He sure hates Mondays.
1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
  
  I thought it was Warren Buffet dressed as a furry to celebrate the preservation of oil delivery choo choos.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
    
    I ALREADY ESSENTIALLY MADE THAT JOKE BELOW.
    1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
      
      I SAY BUFFET!!!!
      1. WTF 10 years ago
        
        There's a buffet? Where?!
      2. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
        
        And I say Buffay. Let's call the whole thing off
  2. WTF 10 years ago
    
    That guy's tat misspelled "Vito".
  3. AdamJ 10 years ago
    
    Come on ride the train it's a choo choo train.
Almanian! 10 years ago

1) Don't get it.
2) NEEDZ MOAR LAYBELLZ
3) Awful. Therefore, perfect.

Happy fucking Late-Friday-Funnies Friday, Reasonoids.

May the lord take your souls while you sleep and cast them to the nth circle of hell, there to writhe in mortal agony for all eternity, in his mercy. Amen

Also, fried chicken
invisible furry hand 10 years ago

That green fat cat is actually orange and white. It's #thedress all over again.
1. Almanian! 10 years ago
  
  Again I say
  
  *SLAP!*
  1. WTF 10 years ago
    
    *SLAP!*
2. Rich 10 years ago
  
  It's #thedress all over again.
  
  Seriously, that is one bizarre perceptual phenomenon.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Obama and Christie: Cosplay enthusiasts or furries? You decide.
sarcasmic 10 years ago
1. AdamJ 10 years ago
  
  At a loss for words?
  1. sarcasmic 10 years ago
    1. Anomalous 10 years ago
      
      You said it all.
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Is Obama about to forcefully veto his own tie?
1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
  
  Or veto himself, swinging the stamp like a wakazashi in a seppuku ritual?
  1. gaijin 10 years ago
    
    Or veto himself
    
    Now that's hope and change I could believe in
Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago

Come election time, the unions and Dems are going to make certain that very same (literally) blue collar worker gets tattooed with a VOTE stamp.
Banjos 10 years ago

I hate you Payne.
1. invisible furry hand 10 years ago
  
  Good. Use your aggressive feelings, Banjos. Let the hate flow through you. With each passing moment you make yourself more Payne's servant.
2. SugarFree 10 years ago
  
  Payne is just terrible cartoons leaving the body.
  1. Swiss Servator... Switzy! 10 years ago
    
    And the sound they make is "bok!"?
  2. straffinrun 10 years ago
    
    That "A", you know, I'm not sure the reader will get it. Better make it "Adultery" just to be safe.
    
    The Scarlet Word by Henry Payne.
gaijin 10 years ago

See the thing is, that cat isn't fat...that's just reealll beauty.
1. WTF 10 years ago
  
  Real cats have curves!!!
2. AdamJ 10 years ago
  
  All orange cats are fat.
  #racism
Slammer 10 years ago

Chris Christie is a green cat? I did not know that.
1. Rich 10 years ago
  
  I am a Cat
2. Fist of Etiquette 10 years ago
  
  I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE ABOVE.
Libertarian 10 years ago

Oops, pardon me. I meant to go to reason.com -- but judging by the cartoon I stumbled onto National Review. I'll just let myself out.
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

ha.
Lord Humungus 10 years ago

Green Fat Cat I am I am
Eating a can of spam I am

(feel free to throw rotten fruit)
John Galt 10 years ago

Christie looks like he's getting ready to give the little Sammy Davis Jr. character a big hug.
Banjos 10 years ago

Can we please have a balance of political cartoons that's somewhere between more complicated than belonging in Highlights magazine but not as pretentious as to belong in the New Yorker? I'm not asking for much. What do you want in return for this simple request? A hug? I'm a good listener, you can tell me your problems. Just tell me what you want for this very simple request!!!
1. John Galt 10 years ago
  
  I'm just thankful to have gotten my cartoon at all.
2. Illocust 10 years ago
  
  It's a political cartoon. It's just not a good format making a argument with any nuincance.
  1. straffinrun 10 years ago
    
    nuincance. that's funny, I'm stealing it.
3. DesigNate 10 years ago
  
  One of the more artistically inclined commenters needs to just start making good political cartoons and then we could all spam Nick and Matt's inboxes till they got the damn point.
  
  Also, not enough labels.
straffinrun 10 years ago

That "Veto" should be larger and cover the entire frame.
GAuhymeri 10 years ago

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1. plusafdotcom 10 years ago
  
  http://www.plusaf.com/linkedin.....-tests.jpg
  
  🙂
  
  By the way, why the fuck are you telling US that...? If you were smart, you'd keep that "information" to yourself to reduce competition.

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