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DOJ Won't Charge Zimmerman, More Americans Support Troops Against ISIS, Push in California to Seize More Stuff: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 2.24.2015 4:30 PM

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    As everybody pretty much predicted, George Zimmerman will not face federal charges for killing Trayvon Martin.

  • Also predictable: President Barack Obama has vetoed the KeystoneXL pipeline legislation.
  • A new poll shows increasing support by Americans for using ground troops to fight ISIS, but it's still below 50 percent.
  • In the wake of all this controversy about the abuse of asset forfeiture rules by law enforcement, California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property.
  • New York City Police Commissioner Bill Bratton said today that "many of the worst parts of black history would have been impossible without police," including slavery. Maybe he should keep that in mind before lobbying to have the heavily misapplied charge of resisting arrest reclassified as a felony.
  • A New Jersey judge has ordered that Gov. Chris Christie must budget the full amount he had promised to add to the state employees' pension funds. He had tried to chop $1.5 billion off of what he had already agreed to pay in exchange for employees contributing more of their own wages into their pensions.
  • Leonard Nimoy, known best for his voiceover work for the strategy game Civilization, as well as some other television and film roles, has been hospitalized with chest pains. (Hat tip to Almanian)

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...George Zimmerman will not face federal charges for killing Trayvon Martin.

    But at least we're talking about him again.

    1. Florida Man   10 years ago

      About time! I miss being called a racist for defending people's right to self defense.

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        Alternatively, you can just say something negative about the president.

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          I like a plethora of options to be called a racist.

        2. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

          He said the President's near.

          1. Pi Guy   10 years ago

            That there's some authentic frontier gibberish!

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      Zimmerman?

      You mean the white Hispanic with the German-Jewish sounding name?

      1. Raven Nation   10 years ago

        So, does the away goal kill Juve? Dortmund is pretty bad this year though.

    3. Rich   10 years ago

      "If killing someone isn't depriving them of their civil rights then what the hell is?!"

      1. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

        Appropriate in Trayvon's case.

    4. waffles   10 years ago

      And as always keep watching the skis.

    5. thom   10 years ago

      How is killing the President's son not a Federal crime?

  2. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    Leonard Nimoy, known best for his voiceover work for the strategy game Civilization, as well as some other television and film roles, has been hospitalized with chest pains.

    Bones doesn't even know his anatomy.

    1. JW   10 years ago

      Why, you green blooded, inhuman...

      1. Tonio   10 years ago

        Hobgoblin?

    2. MJGreen   10 years ago

      The cosmic ballet goes on.

      1. C. Anacreon   10 years ago

        How illogical.

    3. Aloysious   10 years ago

      Obligatory

    4. some guy   10 years ago

      Wait, the guy from that episode of the Simpsons? With the monorail, right?

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL!

        1. some guy   10 years ago

          MONO - doh!

        2. Raven Nation   10 years ago

          But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

          1. Mad Scientist   10 years ago

            Sorry, Raven, the mob has spoken.

    5. Mickey Rat   10 years ago

      Please, a child could do it. A child could do it.

    6. Juice   10 years ago

      It's Abe Vigoda's birthday today.

  3. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

    Also predictable: President Barack Obama has vetoed the KeystoneXL pipeline legislation.

    Symbolic gesture is symbolic.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    A New Jersey judge has ordered that Gov. Chris Christie must budget the full amount he had promised to add to the state employees' pension funds.

    Sounds like someone is going to have to again beg Congress for money.

  5. Tonio   10 years ago

    Hat tip to Almanian

    Way to go, Almanian!

  6. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property.

    THE GOLDEN STATE NEEDS MONEY.

    1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      I was unaware that the Attorney General was part of the legislative branch. Crazy CA!

  7. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    Leonary Nimoy was once the successful director in Hollywood for a brief period of time.

    Star Trek 4 was the 5th highest grossing movie of 1986.
    Three Men and a Baby was the #1 highest grossing movie of 1987.

    That's a pretty dawgone successful two year period for an actor-turned-director.

  8. Slammer   10 years ago

    Feds raid Texas secessionist meeting

    But this wasn't 1836, and this would be no ordinary legislative conference. Minutes into the meeting a man among the onlookers stood and moved to open the hall door, letting in an armed and armored force of the Bryan Police Department, the Brazos County Sheriff's Office, the Kerr County Sheriff's Office, Agents of the Texas District Attorney, the Texas Rangers and the FBI.

    In the end, at least 20 officers corralled, searched and fingerprinted all 60 meeting attendees, before seizing all cellphones and recording equipment in a Valentine's Day 2015 raid on the Texas separatist group.

    The raid was a response to legal summons sent by Republic of Texas members to a Kerr County judge and bank employee, demanding they appear in the Republic's court at the Veterans and Foreign Wars building in Bryan the day the officers stormed in. Jarnecke's group, the subject of a half-hour YouTube documentary, maintains a small working government, including official currency, congress and courts.

    "

    1. Brett L   10 years ago

      Oh man. Good to see the RoT is still populated by idiots. At leadt they didn't try to detain the judge b

      1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

        I hadn't heard of them until now. This is going to make for some interesting toilet reading.

    2. Slammer   10 years ago

      "You can't just let people go around filing false documents to judges trying to make them appear in front of courts that aren't even real courts," said Kerr County sheriff Rusty Hierholzer, who led the operation.

      He acknowledged he used a "show of force," grouping officers from city, county state and federal law enforcement to serve a search warrant for suspicions of a misdemeanor crime. He said he had worries that some extremists in the group could become violent, citing a 1997 incident when 300 state troopers surrounded an armed Republic leader for a weeklong standoff.

      A search warrant, photographed and emailed by a Republic of Texas member before her phone was confiscated, accuses the two of "simulating legal process." It also authorizes the seizure of all computers, media storage, software, cell phones and paper documents. Hierholzer said the seized devices will be downloaded and reviewed to determine if others conspired in the creation and issuance of false court documents.

      No arrests were made in the raid

    3. Tonio   10 years ago

      You Sugar-Freed the link, Slammer.

    4. Florida Man   10 years ago

      The link doesn't work for me.

    5. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Wow they are out there. But this ought to have a nice Streisand Effect all the same.

    6. Slammer   10 years ago

      Here. Apologies.

      1. Florida Man   10 years ago

        I like their sentiments.

      2. Tonio   10 years ago

        Containing this wonderful nugget from commenter Anse2: If Texas were to secede, life would suck big time for everybody who isn't Christian, male, and white. We'd have a pogrom against Hispanics within a decade. Probably a few death camps around San Antonio for the ones too weak to work in the fields.

        1. Spencer   10 years ago

          yes, because that's what Texas was like as a republic... I'm sure Anse2 has never been here or is from Austin.

          1. Irish   10 years ago

            Back when Texas was a Republic, it wasn't run by Rethuglicans.

            As everyone knows, the only way for a state to truly be racist is to elect Republicans.

          2. Brett L   10 years ago

            Being white and male sucked pretty bad at Goliad if you were pubescent or adult.

          3. Brett L   10 years ago

            Altthough the East Texas RoT is populated by a lot of white male racists.

            1. Spencer   10 years ago

              Yes, but if someone thinks we're letting those assholes be in charge...

      3. Juice   10 years ago

        At least we get to see how the state actually operates. Try to start playing their game and they immediately send in the guns.

    7. Spencer   10 years ago

      ? 32.48. SIMULATING LEGAL PROCESS. (a) A person commits
      an offense if the person recklessly causes to be delivered to
      another any document that simulates a summons, complaint, judgment,
      or other court process with the intent to:
      (1) induce payment of a claim from another person; or
      (2) cause another to:
      (A) submit to the putative authority of the
      document; or
      (B) take any action or refrain from taking any
      action in response to the document, in compliance with the
      document, or on the basis of the document.
      (b) Proof that the document was mailed to any person with
      the intent that it be forwarded to the intended recipient is a
      sufficient showing that the document was delivered.
      (c) It is not a defense to prosecution under this section
      that the simulating document:
      (1) states that it is not legal process; or
      (2) purports to have been issued or authorized by a
      person or entity who did not have lawful authority to issue or
      authorize the document.

      Added by Acts 1997, 75th Leg., ch. 189, ? 3, eff. May 21, 1997.

      WOW...

      1. Tonio   10 years ago

        Obviously targeted at the RoT and similar folks. But I wonder if this section:

        purports to have been issued or authorized by a person or entity who did not have lawful authority to issue or authorize the document

        could be used against government officials.

        1. Andrew S.   10 years ago

          Rhetorical question, right?

        2. Spencer   10 years ago

          Is it open mic comedy night at the H&R?

  9. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

    Leonard Nimoy, known best for his voiceover work for the strategy game Civilization, as well as some other television and film roles, has been hospitalized with chest pains. (Hat tip to Almanian)

    And let me say, May the Force Be With You!

    1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

      Na noo, na noo!

      1. some guy   10 years ago

        What do you want?

      2. Spencer   10 years ago

        He was a great as the jedi in harry potter.

  10. Brett L   10 years ago

    Fucking shite. Next you'll tell me that the DHS isn't going to be shut down.

  11. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

    In the wake of all this controversy about the abuse of asset forfeiture rules by law enforcement, California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property.

    If Kamala Harris wins the election, she should be called Senator Snatch.

    1. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

      The election to fill Barbara Boxer that is.

      1. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

        Rats! I meant to say "fill Barbara Boxer's seat".

        But it was a funny slip of tongue. (yes, yes. You can't talk of tongues in the above context.)

        1. Rich   10 years ago

          Heh. You said "slip".

      2. Tonio   10 years ago

        Eeeeeew!

      3. JW   10 years ago

        "Barbara's Boxer"

      4. Aloysious   10 years ago

        No. Just no.

      5. Spencer   10 years ago

        What do we call an election that nobody wants to win? A draft?

  12. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    http://www.amazon.com/Robert-A.....B008SM8VIU

    Robert Heinlein biography for $8.00 on Kindle.

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      I'll wait until it appears on Dark Leaks.

      1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

        I ate a bowl of 5 alarm chili last night, and when I woke up this morning I had the dark leaks real bad.

        1. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

          I had a 5 hour energy drink yesterday. I had the leaks, but they were greenish blonde.

  13. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

    Fast and loose with the hat tips today, eh Reason?

    1. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      Two in one afternoon! Obviously they're feeling good about something. Probably in Alaska getting high off legal marijuana.

  14. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    http://www.nature.com/nature/j.....08096.html

    "Existence of collisional trajectories of Mercury, Mars and Venus with the Earth"

    1. Brett L   10 years ago

      Sometime in the next 5 billion years? We must do something!

    2. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      It says 3.34 Gyr, which is about 800 million earth years, by which time earth will be uninhabitable anyways. If the small chance of it happening actually happens.

      Er, I mean.... DOOM!

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        I think Gyr is billion earth years, not galactic years.

        1. Tonio   10 years ago

          Yes, think giga-year.

          1. Zeb   10 years ago

            That's what I was thinking.

      2. some guy   10 years ago

        Yeah, if we haven't figured out how colonize another planet by then, it just ain't happening.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          "Earth Colonizes Alpha Centauri I - Women, Minorities Hardest Hit"

          -NNYT

  15. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

    Duck Duck "Trust Us" Go founder and CEO endorses government regulation to hamstring wealthy competitors protect online privacy.

    Of course most of the idiots on Hacker News were fine with it.

    1. CE   10 years ago

      Give us your keys and we'll let you lock the door.

    2. Andrew S.   10 years ago

      Dammit. Been using DDG as my primary search engine. What the hell do I use now?

      1. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

        The main other search engine that claims not to track you is StartPage, which is the default for the Tor Browser Bundle. DDG uses Yandex results whereas StartPage uses Google results.

        Personally I just use Bing because they give me Amazon gift cards through Bing Rewards. So whatever.

      2. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

        You better check that hat tip you got today. It probably has a tracking device in it!

    3. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      Regulation is often captured by the organizations that are supposedly being regulated.

      You don't say!

    4. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Well that's disappointing. But I tried DDG and couldn't stick with it. It wasn't good enough for my work needs.

  16. Grand Moff Serious Man   10 years ago

    Also predictable: President Barack Obama has vetoed the KeystoneXL pipeline legislation.

    Quietly and without any fanfare. Even he acknowledges how unpopular this is with the American people.

    1. John   10 years ago

      Fuck him and let the Democrats pay for his ignorance. There has never been a bigger narcissistic piece of shit elected to the office of President.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Even Wilson?

        1. Raven Nation   10 years ago

          Ahh, Wilson...

          I am going to teach the South American republics to elect good men, private statement on Mexico, November, 1913.

          No nation is fit to sit in judgment upon any other nation,, public speech, April, 1915

          1. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

            I think good ol' fashioned hypocrisy is the least of Wilson's sins...

      2. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

        Not even "The Muskrat"?

      3. Spencer   10 years ago

        either of the Roosevelts?

        Herbert Hoover? John Adams?

        1. Juice   10 years ago

          Don't forget LBJ. Oh yeah, and Nixon.

          1. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

            No. Obama is actually worse than Nixon. Nixon got impeached for shit that Obama is getting away with.

  17. Jordan   10 years ago

    New York City Police Commissioner Bill Bratton said today that "many of the worst parts of black history would have been impossible without police," including slavery. Maybe he should keep that in mind before lobbying to have the heavily misapplied charge of resisting arrest reclassified as a felony.

    Were his next words something to the effect of "and god bless them for it"?

    Seriously, though, I hope this triggers another temper tantrum/work stoppage from the NYPD rank and file.

    1. Rhywun   10 years ago

      "He also recommended measures mandating bulletproof glass in all police cars, and for tighter regulations on civilian window tinting, as well as punishments for anyone who would publicize the address and other personal information of a police officer."

      Common-sense preparations for the war against "civilians" that he knows is coming.

  18. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

    Man wants Browns pallbearers so team 'can let him down one last time'

    I mean...

    Browns get more orange.

    The orange is brighter and richer and matches the passion of our fans and city.

    The brown is unchanged.

    1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

      It's Bengals orange. They worked out a deal with Mike Brown so both teams could get bulk discounts on paint.

    2. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

      The brown is unchanged.

      So they're literally polishing a turd?

  19. Jordan   10 years ago

    In the wake of all this controversy about the abuse of asset forfeiture rules by law enforcement, California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property.

    But shriek assured me that California is a classical liberal paradise! If you can't trust an authoritarian cokehead, who can you trust?

  20. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

    As everybody pretty much predicted, George Zimmerman will not face federal charges for killing Trayvon Martin.

    I heard Holder telegrammed him the good news.

    1. Dr. Fronkensteen   10 years ago

      o.k. I laughed.

    2. Spencer   10 years ago

      so this is how the war with mexico starts...

  21. John   10 years ago

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/.....63677.html

    Jeb Bush polls at 14% nationally. Anyone who thinks his campaign has a snow balls chance in hell is kidding themselves. Everyone knows who he is, and he still is at 14%.

    1. Bam!   10 years ago

      Yeah but he has a college degree. That automatically moves him to the front of the pack.

    2. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      I think the point may be less to get Jeb elected than it is to stymie the budding libertarian/non-interventionist wing of the GOP.

  22. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    So the company I'm working for started a surcharge of 50% for smokers. You had to sign a form that you were a smoker or not.

    Well today they decided to also implement random testing, via a piss test to see if anyone is lying. And on top of that decided to throw in marijuana/drug use.

    I no longer smoke and I don't partake of any sort of recreational drugs so I can easily pass the test. But I am highly, highly annoyed...

    1. Jordan   10 years ago

      What the fuck...

    2. John   10 years ago

      But hey, the government is the only real threat to your privacy or freedom.

      1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

        They can only fire him, not throw him in jail. There IS a difference.

        1. Bam!   10 years ago

          And he can quit.

          1. John   10 years ago

            Yeah, it is just your livelihood.

            1. Bam!   10 years ago

              Because choosing to quit one job means never finding another.

        2. John   10 years ago

          Yeah because losing your job is no big deal. I mean if the choice is give up all of your freedom and privacy or have no job prospects, what is the big deal?

          Just because the government is a biggest threat, doesn't mean it is the only threat.

          1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

            It's my employer's job, not mine. We're both free to say "fuck you, bye!" whenever either of us want.

            1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

              I mean, if that scares my boss, he's free to offer me a long-term contract, I suppose.

          2. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

            That doesn't mean that LH's bosses aren't tremendous assholes.

            1. robc   10 years ago

              He could unionize and negotiate the tests away.

              Or, sign a contract where he isn't required to take it.

              1. Libertymike   10 years ago

                Or refuse to take the tests and sue his employer for wrongful discharge.

                1. Juice   10 years ago

                  But would it be "wrongful" or just mean?

    3. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      What if you chew nicorette? Will that show on the piss test?

      1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        I would think so... no vaping either.

        1. Rich   10 years ago

          "It's second-hand smoke. The science *is* settled, correct?"

        2. Zeb   10 years ago

          That seems like a misguided incentive.

    4. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

      *insurance surcharge per Obamacare that is

      1. JW   10 years ago

        That answered my question below.

        It's the gift that keeps on giving it to you!

    5. Florida Man   10 years ago

      Maybe time to start the job search.

      1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        yeah... pretty much this. I'm thinking of refusing the test - if I'm selected - which means an automatic dismissal from the company. I've been there for over twelve years and they don't trust meeven though I have control of millions of dollars worth of software/hardware.

        1. Rich   10 years ago

          I have control of millions of dollars worth of software/hardware.

          BWAHAHAHAA!!

        2. Florida Man   10 years ago

          Changing jobs sucks. I made a move last year. I'm much happier now.

          1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

            The only reason I'm still at this place is to help my wife's law practice. I've been working at this company long enough that I have tons of freedom to come and go - I can leave early to meet my son's bus, or stay at home if he's sick, or go out and run errands. It's certainly cheaper and less of a hassle than daycare.

            1. Florida Man   10 years ago

              Sux. Might be best to swallow your pride and ride it out until your wife is set.

        3. some guy   10 years ago

          How much would it cost them in training and lost productivity to replace you? Might want to have that number handy when you decide to refuse the test.

          1. Brett L   10 years ago

            It's interesting working for a construction company. Dipping snuff in meetings is accepted, smoking is tolerated, and as long as you aren't at a client site, failing a drug test only generates an action item for the firm's attorneys to give an opinion on the advisability of hiring for the position. (Drug and alcohol tests for field employees are pretty standard for hiring.

        4. Zeb   10 years ago

          Some companies just love to shoot themselves in the foot. If my employer ever decided to test and I refused, they'd probably do more harm to themselves than to me. Even with all the time I spend dicking around on H&R.

    6. JW   10 years ago

      Thank you Obamacare?

    7. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

      I suggest you start drinking heavily.

      1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        Will take that advice.

        *goes and mixes a gin & tonic*

        1. Florida Man   10 years ago

          *raddles empty glass of ice*

          1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

            *refills glass*

            1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

              That's what I'm talkin' about.

            2. Florida Man   10 years ago

              Much obliged.

    8. Zeb   10 years ago

      You should shit in the cup if they make you take a piss test.

      I bet they aren't testing for alcohol use.

      Obviously, most people need their jobs, so it is a lot to ask. But I wish more people who don't do any drugs would get pissed about this shit and refuse on principle.

      I have never been asked to take an kind of drug test, but I hope that if I ever am I will be in a position where I can tell them to get fucked.

      1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

        I took a drug test for a job once. At the time, I was smoking weed, and snorting crystal meth daily, and dabbling regularly with ecstasy, LSD, crack, and anything else I could get my hands on. I figured I was toast and wouldn't get the job. Somehow, I got the job. I suspect that a lot of firms don't want to pay the lab costs of the test, and hope that drug-using applicants will just avoid the test.

        1. Spencer   10 years ago

          I had to take a drug test and a breathalyzer. When taking the breathalyzer I asked if they ever had anyone stupid enough to show up drunk to the pre-screening physical. They had not. I still think it was the weirdest thing I've ever had to do.

          1. creech   10 years ago

            stupid enough to show up drunk

            Happened recently in a Phila. suburb: guy showed up drunk for his DUI hearing.

            1. Cdr Lytton   10 years ago

              Was he charged with defending under the influence? Other than poor judgement, I'm at a loss to think of what crime that falls under.

        2. Zeb   10 years ago

          For positions where government or insurance companies don't require the testing, I bet that's the case a lot of the time. They just want to make sure you at least have some balls and motivation.

    9. The Last American Hero   10 years ago

      Eat a shit ton of asparagus and beets in the days leading up to test day, then have bad aim when you fill the cup.

  23. Rich   10 years ago

    Whipped cream has a larger carbon footprint than coffee for @Starbucks, says Jim Hanna, director of environmental impact #TheCLC #emissions

    Lattepogenic Global Warming!

    1. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

      Next time I see a hipster at a Starbucks ordering a grande mocha, I will CO2-shame him.

    2. some guy   10 years ago

      Is this yet another article about cow farts?

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        Or Fifty Shades?

      2. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

        It's the N2O they use as a propellant in cans of whipped cream. N2O has a warming potential of something like 350 times CO2.

        1. Zeb   10 years ago

          Aren't large amounts of nitrous produced in the soil or something?

  24. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    http://www.annualreviews.org/d.....910-140506

    "Equalities and Inequalities: Irreversibility and the Second Law of Thermodynamics at the Nanoscale"

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Skimmed it. The premise makes sense. It reminds me, loosely, of the way the brain noises its perceptual information, because the random fluctuations in the noise pull out additional structure.

  25. Stickler Meeseeks   10 years ago

    Fuck these guys.

    "ISIS Burns 8000 Rare Books and Manuscripts in Mosul."

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/.....00856.html

    1. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

      You have no right to judge their culture, whitey.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        Indeed. And if they were rare they couldn't have been popular.

        1. Spencer   10 years ago

          Yes. I'm sure they didn't get all the copies of DaVinci Code or Twilight.

    2. kinnath   10 years ago

      You have my permission to drop a small tactical nuke on their headquarters (if you can find it).

      1. Aloysious   10 years ago

        Neutron bomb. There are many archaeological sites over there that shouldn't be damaged and many artifacts that belong in a museum.

        1. kinnath   10 years ago

          I stand corrected.

        2. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

          Is that you, Junior?

          1. Aloysious   10 years ago

            🙂

        3. Zeb   10 years ago

          Neutron bombs are still big fucking explosions. Dr. Jones.

        4. Entropy Void   10 years ago

          Can I suggest an FAE?

          http://youtu.be/lO2-YxWkRxk?li.....959q8O1YcQ

  26. Ken Shultz   10 years ago

    "In the wake of all this controversy about the abuse of asset forfeiture rules by law enforcement, California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property."

    Pardon me while I state the obvious, but California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris don't love America.

    They are genuinely hostile the Constitution. It isn't just that they don't care about the unconstitutionality of some proposal; "because it's unconstitutional" is one of the best reasons they can think of to do it!

  27. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

    New MLB commissioner would consider shorter season.

    About time!

    "I don't think length of season is a topic that can't ever be discussed," Manfred told ESPN.com. "I don't think it would be impossible to go back to 154."

    Oh, only 8 games.

    1. Spencer   10 years ago

      I want all the MLB I can get- no shrink.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

        Commissioner CPA would easily cut a month off.

        1. EDG reppin' LBC   10 years ago

          Reduce the regular season but increase the playoffs to eight teams from each league. Seriously, who cares about a shitty team that's 22 games under .500 playing in September? Wipe the September schedule out and start the playoffs where we can watch good teams.

          1. Libertymike   10 years ago

            What about a true commitment to excellence?

            In the old days, i.e., pre-1969, the determination of MLB's champion was far more reflective of a true commitment to excellence.

            Playoffs in North American team sports are nothing more than do-overs.

            1. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

              Baseball- yes. Very random. Football- less random, but still a fair amount of randomness. NBA- not very random. Out of any sport*, the NBA playoffs do the best job of identifying the best team.

              *Not qualified to give an opinion on hickley.

  28. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    Air Coryell or Walsh's West Coast Offense?

    I vote Martz's St. Louis Rams Air Coryell from 1999-2001.

    1. robc   10 years ago

      Give me the triple option any day.

      Nebraska in the mid 90s.

      1. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

        The triple option is great. With the right coaching, the run element is nearly unstoppable.

        But try keeping up with a team that can score in under 10 plays or less. Teams like Navy and Army just can't keep up.

        I think there is still a place for option offenses, but I think the time has come for those teams to go play-action more often.

        1. robc   10 years ago

          Meh, GT is doing just fine. Army and Navy done have the talent to keep up.

          We (I'm an alum) have won plenty of shootouts.

  29. Jerry on the sea   10 years ago

    Czech gunman kills eight, then himself:

    State attorney Roman Kafka told CTK that the gunman was motivated by a mixture of personal reasons.

    Prima said the man who had called the television before the attack "was mentally quite finished" and complained about harassment the authorities ignored.

    Kafka has declined to speculate on whether the perpetrator had any psychological problems.

    Court expert Jiri Jelen said the gunman was obviously a psychopath who may have suffered from inferiority complex and wanted to create a gruesome scene.

    1. tarran   10 years ago

      No comment on a story I haven't read yet other than to say..

      The prosecutor's name is Kafka?!? Really?!?!? Talk about a humorous coincidence!

  30. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    http://link.springer.com/artic.....BF01405203

    "Some consequences of the Riemann hypothesis for varieties over finite fields"

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      "reasonable"

    2. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M.....hypothesis

      There is still a prize out there for anyone who can prove Riemann's hypothesis that all nontrivial zeroes of the analytical continuation of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2.

  31. tarran   10 years ago

    I have to say I am anticipating Reason's report salacious downfall of Rajendra Pachauri with some interest.

    Will Ronald Bailey describe it as a regrettable blip in the existence of the IPCC?

    Will Scott S cover it as an example of rape culture and the rush to condemn people without due process? Will Elizabeth Nolan Brown cover it as an example of straightforward workplace harassment?

    Will I get my dream of the infamous Nobel Prize reception photo with the alt text pointing out both of the recipients had their careers ended because they couldn't restrain themselves from demeaning women?

    1. Brett L   10 years ago

      Awesome, but probably not gonna happen

    2. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

      Won't it get assigned to Dalmia?
      She had a monopoly on the India beat.

    3. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

      Pachauri should have been forced to resign years ago. The guy was an utterly incompetent and conflict-ridden UN bureaucrat, but it took a sexual harassment scandal to unseat him.

      However, it could have been worse. James Hansen just barely lost out to Pachauri when the IPCC chairmanship was awarded in 2002.

      1. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

        Actually, it might have been better if it got Hansen out of NASA. And who's to say he wouldn't have done something similar?

    4. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      Will Judge Napolitano hat tip you for all the rhetorical questions?

  32. OldMexican   10 years ago

    In the wake of all this controversy about the abuse of asset forfeiture rules by law enforcement, California legislators and Attorney General Kamala Harris want to make it easier to snatch people's money and property.

    What's the difference between highway robbers and government? Government doesn't ask you "your life or your money" because it owns your life already.

    Leonard Nimoy, known best for his voiceover work for the strategy game Civilization, as well as some other television and film roles, has been hospitalized with chest pains.

    He will regenerate.

    Oh, wait... He's not a Time Lord.

    1. The Last American Hero   10 years ago

      Isn't Nimoy the guy that played Quinto's character in the good Star Trek movies?

  33. Caleb Turberville   10 years ago

    http://www.sciencedirect.com/s.....3303001326

    "Metabolic correlates of hominid brain evolution."

  34. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

    Just a little note for CatoTheElder with respect to a comment he made yesterday but that I saw too late to reply to:

    If appears on the website of the National Institutes of Health refers to it being on PubMed, note that PubMed is simply a medical journal aggregator. The fact that the article's abstract appears there means nothing other than that the journal it was published in is one of the ones PubMed indexes. It's not an endorsement by the NIH.

    Though I use(d) Google Scholar, anyway...

    1. Warty   10 years ago

      Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. This author able to publish a paper on the trapezoidal rule for numerical integration? Diabetes Care needs to be shut down and all the reviewers need their tenure revokes.

      1. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

        Yes

        1. Carl ?s the level   10 years ago

          Oh god, the commentary and her response are excellent -- though I'm reluctant to post them here in case the PDFs are watermarked.

        2. Warty   10 years ago

          So she wrote a little numerical integration program, and 15 years later she thought to publish it with her name on it. Ridiculous.

      2. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

        What you call "trapezoidal rule for numerical integration" is known as Tai's Model in the Diabetes Care research.

        According to the peer-reviewed literature, Dr. Tai discovered integral calculus about twenty years ago, and deserves recognition.

        The only thing that surprises me is that she did not file for a process patent on her invention.

    2. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

      Point taken.

  35. croaker   10 years ago

    Scott, you're an asshole. (ref the Nimoy snark)

  36. Jayburd   10 years ago

    "A new poll shows increasing support by Americans for using ground troops to fight ISIS, but it's still below 50 percent."
    I wonder how the 15 to 18 year olds poll.

  37. Brett L   10 years ago

    Why does the President hate people who have to cross or live near railroad tracks?

  38. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

    Leftists like to throw the label "regressive" at anyone who opposes their definition of "progress".

    And here you have an example of a real regressive standing in the way of economic development.

  39. some guy   10 years ago

    I'll wait here for the eminent release of Huffpo, Salon and NYT articles calling the President an obstructionist.

  40. Jordan   10 years ago

    Highly recommend "The Gentleman Bastards" series. "The Icarus Hunt" is good too. "Redshirts" is meh.

  41. Brett L   10 years ago

    The first 3 all suffer from the urban fantasy problem where at some point the protagonist has acquired so much power that they are Gods. Dresden Files were okay for a while, and the author tried to deal with the issue but it is now ridiculous. Which is why the new Laundry books by Charles Stross won't focus on Bob Howard anymore.

  42. MJGreen   10 years ago

    That "Song of Ice and Fire" book series is pretty good. You should check it out!

  43. kinnath   10 years ago

    I haven't read a single one of them. I suppose I have to turn in my secret decoder ring now.

  44. Slammer   10 years ago

    I'll bet there's not a single bolt thrower in the bunch.

  45. MJGreen   10 years ago

    Also, what's with all the damn vampires?

  46. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

    Thanks Tundra! I'll look into them. I was meh about the Dreseden Files, but I loved the Myth series.

  47. Juice   10 years ago

    The only ones that were sci-fi and not fantasy on the list were Redshirts and Dune (which is both).

  48. Wasteland Wanderer   10 years ago

    For that matter, anything written by Correia. His MHI books are mostly just as good as his Grimnoir books (the first one isn't quite up to the same level as any in the Grimnoir series, since it was his first novel, but it's still pretty damn good).

  49. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

    I thought it was because the Democrats were in power again.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnBEYNsSlEE

  50. Pl?ya Manhattan.   10 years ago

    I've learned an important lesson today:
    Always bitch until you get what you want.

  51. Brett L   10 years ago

    Agree. Redshirts is too precious by half.

  52. Puddin' Stick   10 years ago

    But building trains isn't regressive.

  53. MJGreen   10 years ago

    If you haven't read Dune, then yeah, leave the decoder ring at the door on your way out.

  54. kinnath   10 years ago

    Does Dune Chronicles include the original books by Frank or just the trash put out by his hack son? That could change my answer.

  55. BiMonSciFiCon   10 years ago

    Just don't get too attached to any of the characters.

  56. AlmightyJB   10 years ago

    I thought it was always hit on bitches until you get what you want.

  57. The Last American Hero   10 years ago

    Original 5.

  58. Scarecrow Repair   10 years ago

    +1 map of the world ... I guess.

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