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House GOP Drops Abortion Bill, Clinton Leads in Poll, Video Shows N.J. Cops Shoot Man Whose Arms Were Raised: A.M. Links

Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 1.22.2015 9:00 AM

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  • House Republican leadership abandoned plans to ban abortion after five months after what Politico describes as "a revolt from a large swath of female members of Congress."
  • Meanwhile, in the Senate, Republicans agreed in a symbolic vote that climate change exists but blocked language blaming human activity.
  • The FBI has completed its investigation into Ferguson cop Darren Wilson's shooting of Michael Brown and, according to the Associated Press, officials say a federal civil rights charge is highly unlikely. 
  • A dashcam video has been released in the New Jersey state trooper shooting of Jerame Reid, who was pulled over December 30 for running a stop sign. "The video speaks for itself that at no point was Jerame Reid a threat and he possessed no weapon on his person," said Walter Hudson, chairman of civil rights group the National Awareness Alliance.
  • In a new Washington Post-ABC News poll, Hillary Clinton held a double-digit lead over other potential 2016 presidential candidates Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney. 
  • "Those comments were made long before I worked for Senator Paul," said "Libertarian Girl" Marianne Copenhaver, a blogger and activist hired to do social media for Paul, after conservatives went after her for old anti-war Facebook posts. 
  • Hoosiers may soon be able to buy beer on Sunday. 

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    House Republican leadership abandoned plans to ban abortion...

    Oh, Elizabeth...

    1. mr lizard   10 years ago

      One can dream that team Red will stop trying to charge Alpha Hill.

    2. Restoras   10 years ago

      Just goes to show there is no such thing as unbiased journalism.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Particularly not from a magazine with a particular ideological point of view.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Hello.

      Robot caregivers:

      http://yhoo.it/1ywAIvG

    4. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

      Think she could go a month week without writing about abortion?

      1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

        No.

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        It is sort of her job.

  2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Real women are transformed into glamorous pin-ups for feminist photo series which aims to prove that 'everyone can be a bombshell'
    San Francisco-based photographer Sophie Spinelle founded Shameless Photography in 2009
    The company offers a variety of photoshoot packages, which include pre-shoot sessions with a make-up artist and hair stylist

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem.....shell.html
    By "Real" they mean "Fat." John?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      I'm beginning to think you secretly like the chunkies.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Nah. I like them built for speed. But I figure I'm doing a public service since many of the commenters seem to prefer them built for comfort.

        1. BardMetal   10 years ago

          How about just built like a woman instead of a young boy?

          1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

            Would you like some flour?

            1. Restoras   10 years ago

              He'll need a flour mill for those women.

        2. Zeb   10 years ago

          At the risk of being a horrible misogynist for comparing women to cars, I'll take a taut yet smooth riding grand tourer over either a squishy Cadillac or a hard, unyielding track car.

          1. R C Dean   10 years ago

            Excellent analogy, Zeb.

      2. John   10 years ago

        You are not the only one Nerfherder. For someone who claims not to like fat women, he sure spends a lot of time browsing pictures of them.

    2. RBS   10 years ago

      Only fat chicks with a persecution complex are real women these days? Also, the one in the wheel chair, do you think she's actually handicapped or is it a prop?

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Maybe she's too fat to walk.

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Wait, you have been in the Meijer or the Wal-Mart down the road from my house?!

      2. Illocust   10 years ago

        Legs aren't atrophied enough for that chair to be a full time thing, but its possible she may only need it for long distances. Both my brother and I were in that situation in the younger years of our disabilities.

        Probably its just a prop though. These are all the best of the best pics and not your average women.

    3. WTF   10 years ago

      Yeah, who the hell decided that a woman in good shape isn't 'real'?

      1. Illocust   10 years ago

        Or even just women with different body types for Christ sakes. I'm so sorry that everyone in my family is built on the bean pole method. If we were lazy we could get a gut, but we aren't ever going to have more than model curves.

      2. SugarFree   10 years ago

        And the implication that pin-up girls from the 40s weren't real either...

    4. Warty   10 years ago

      Fat women love this faux-50s style. I can't figure out why.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Taylor Swift is fat?

      2. SugarFree   10 years ago

        They used more fabric back then. They need fabric. Lots of fabric.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          lol

      3. Restoras   10 years ago

        Because pin-ups back then were far curvier than today, if you want to use curvy as a euphemism for fat.

        1. WTF   10 years ago

          Except pin-ups back then weren't fat. That is a myth the fatties tell to make themselves feel better.

          1. Zeb   10 years ago

            Not fat. But not thin by today's standards either.

        2. Drax the Destroyer   10 years ago

          "Curvy" is an instant red flag on internet dating sites with (at best) iceberg selfies.

          1. Zeb   10 years ago

            Yeah. Good curvy needs some concave curves too.

            1. Drax the Destroyer   10 years ago

              I do appreciate the honesty of "BBW" and "Large and Proud." Nothing wrong with the truth ladies. Heck, I usually post "Beer gut" and "Signed up while drunk."

      4. Pompey   10 years ago

        Ricki Lake in Hairspray.

    5. mr lizard   10 years ago

      Meh, some of them aren't too bad actually. My slump busters in college were somewhere in the middle of that lineup.

      1. gaijin   10 years ago

        slump busters

        hah

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Nice band name.

        2. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Agreed.

          Heh.

      2. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        I once had a friend of mine try to convince me that I should get a fat/chubby girlfriend when I was in a "slump". I told him I would rather live like a celibate monk than stoop to that level.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you.

          1. Mock-star   10 years ago

            They do try harder, after all.

        2. Restoras   10 years ago

          Yeah, same. No thanks.

    6. Zeb   10 years ago

      Well, I'll give the photographer credit. Probably made them look as good as possible. Still, I know plenty of "real" women who look a hell of a lot better than that.

    7. Post-Coital Rat   10 years ago

      Though, I bet the pictures have the "Awwww" factor: Calendar Geeks

    8. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

      I married a fat women. I'm still married to her 28 years later, and no, the money isn't one her side of the family. I think that most of the scrawny chicks one sees in Vogue are evidence of abuse, frankly.

      BUT

      Those photographs aren't fooling anybody. That isn't "Real women" being made into bombshells. That's Fat Chicks being forced into a mold they don't fit. Some women (mostly quite young and veery athletic) look good in that kind of pin-up getup. But they look better in the clothes they actually like. These women would look a lot better in clothes they would normally wear to look good and feel good.

    9. Free Society   10 years ago

      If their goal was to prove that any woman can be a bombshell, they proved the opposite. Lipstick on a pig won't make the bacon any sweeter.

    10. Bill Dalasio   10 years ago

      Some of them weren't bad looking. But, Ms. Spinelle is plain-out kidding herself is she thinks that she's made all of them look like anything other than well-groomed and posed fat chicks.

      Look, it's simple. Not everyone is attractive. You don't see bald, overweight, guys with acne telling everyone that women have a responsibility to think they're attractive. We guys generally have pretty flexible standards. Really, all the obsession with looks comes from women to women. But, yeah, generally not in good shape isn't a turn-on.

  3. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...Republicans agreed in a symbolic vote that climate change exists but blocked language blaming human activity.

    Everybody wins!

    1. The Other Kevin   10 years ago

      So it's settled! Consensus FTW!

    2. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

      Whatever the reality is, this is definitely the way to go, politically.
      "Yes, there is good evidence for climate change, less evidence for AGW, and even less evidence that the draconian measures favored by the left would do more good than harm."
      That's a political winner.

      1. Drake   10 years ago

        So they believe in the Ice Ages but not politicized science - I actually agree with the GOP for once.

    3. R C Dean   10 years ago

      They're really putting their shiny new majority to good use, aren't they?

  4. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Man makes ice rink in his back yard - becomes most popular man in the neighborhood
    Tom Fox has an ice rink in the backyard of his Lakewood, Illinois home
    Fox used 2 x 10s as well as 2 x 8s to keep the ice rink intact
    The homemade rink also features foam around its wall, rubber mats for getting in and out, plus overhead lights hanging outside
    Fox even has a homemade 'Zamboni' he uses to resurface the ice

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....unity.html
    It's all fun and games until someone gets sued.

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Isn't this commonplace in Canada?

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Wouldn't know. Never been there.

        1. RBS   10 years ago

          I went once, in the middle of what was apparently the hottest summer ever and nobody had any a/c.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

            Where the heck did you go? Everyone has A/C here. The humidity in the summer is unbearable.

            1. RBS   10 years ago

              Peterborough.

              1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

                I don't want to ask why.

                1. RBS   10 years ago

                  Blonde with a nice rack.

            2. Rhywun   10 years ago

              Where I grew up in upstate NY (Rochester) almost nobody had AC. We got maybe one or two humid nights in summer. Don't tell me Peterborough is any worse.

              1. Whahappan?   10 years ago

                Nope. I'm from Jersey but lived in Mississauga for a few years. I would laugh at the natives when they complained about the humidity. And most people had AC.

                1. Rhywun   10 years ago

                  Yeah I'm in NYC now and the humidity was quite a shock at first. Still hate it.

      2. expat   10 years ago

        Yes

        1. R C Dean   10 years ago

          Hell, we had one of these homemade outdoor ice rinks on one of the lawns at law school.

      3. RBS   10 years ago

        But to answer Ted's question, they usually just use their trailer.

    2. TwB   10 years ago

      You can bet your ass someone from the city of Lakewood will be over there directly to fuck with that guy.

    3. Pope Jimbo   10 years ago

      Tons of home made rinks in Minnesoda. The sad thing is that most of the home made rinks are because helicopter parents won't let their kids go to the local rink.

      It is the same way that parents of hockey kids moan about having to get ice time at 10pm because the indoor rinks are so crowded that is the only time they can get in. However you never see the punks down at the outdoor neighborhood rink. Spoiled sissies.

      Now get off my snowbank!

  5. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    REVEALED: The 14 ingredients in McDonald's FRIES - including a petrol-based chemical and form of silicone found in Silly Putty
    Mythbusters host Grant Imahara traveled to the fast food chain's potato processing plant in Idaho to see the production process from start to finish
    During his investigation he found that dimethylpolysiloxane - a form of silicone found in Silly Putty - is used in the making of McDonald's fries along with a petrol-based chemical called TBHQ
    He also discovered that the fries are fried twice - once at the factory and again at the restaurant

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....Putty.html

    1. gaijin   10 years ago

      "...former Mythbusters host Grant Imahara..."

      fixed

      1. Warren's Strapon   10 years ago

        MythBusters is dead to me after firing Kari Byron.

        1. Rhywun   10 years ago

          I thought all three quit?

    2. Old Man With Candy   10 years ago

      dimethylpolysiloxane - a form of silicone found in Silly Putty

      Right there you know the guy is a scare-tactic asshole. Besides, of course, getting the chemical name wrong.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Silly putty? The non-toxic kids' toy? Not even that good of a scare tactic.

    3. RBS   10 years ago

      fries are fried twice

      What kind of monster would do such a thing?

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        Belgians!

        1. SIV   10 years ago

          Belgians fry them twice in tasty horse fat

          1. SugarFree   10 years ago

            And serve them with mayo, which is really pretty good.

            1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

              Mayo...Bah.

              Malt vinegar FTW!

              1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                I like that too. Sambal is also delicious on fries, cut with a little ketchup.

              2. RBS   10 years ago

                Malt vinegar FTW!

                Only of the fries are crispy enough.

              3. Whahappan?   10 years ago

                No, horseradish FTW!

            2. Zeb   10 years ago

              A lot of Belgian fry places have like 50 sauces to choose from.

              Belgian cuisine seems to consist of fried potatoes fried cheese, mussels and beer.

              1. Restoras   10 years ago

                I think you got the order wrong. Beer goes first.

                1. Zeb   10 years ago

                  True. I used to visit Belgium (Antwerp) fairly regularly and the beer was definitely the main thing. Cheap and excellent.

                  I think some places in Antwerp still serve river rat.

      2. The Other Kevin   10 years ago

        They had fries on an episode of How It's Made. They flash fry them at the factory so they are partially cooked, so they cook faster at the restaurant. Saves time.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          They taste better when they're cooked twice. I don't know exactly why. But if you blanch them, let them rest, then brown them, they're a hundred times better than if you cook them all the way in one go.

          1. SugarFree   10 years ago

            The insides cook better at the lower temp, and dry out if you cook them hot enough to get the outside crunchy in one go.

            To get around this was why the krinkle cut fry was invented, the increase surface to mass ratio makes one pass cooking possible.

            1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

              That makes sense.

            2. Zeb   10 years ago

              Hmm. I thought it was to get some more of the water out so the inside cooks at a higher temperature. I guess that's when fried twice, not blanched then fried.

              I guess that would explain why some fries are more baked-potatoey and some are more dried out in the middle.

          2. RBS   10 years ago

            I'm pretty sure that's how I landed my wife.

            1. WTF   10 years ago

              You blanched her, let her rest, and browned her?

              1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                You blanched her

                STELLA!

                1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

                  *narrows gaze*

                2. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

                  I had a neighbor whose dog was named Stella. It got loose all of the time, so it was not uncommon to hear the guy yelling Stella, Stella as loudly as possible.

                  1. SugarFree   10 years ago

                    Awesome. Please tell me he busted out the stained wifebeater at least once in a while.

      3. Libertarian   10 years ago

        They do it to beans and no one complains.

      4. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        Norwegians.

        Always Norwegians.

        /narrows gaze.

    4. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      I feel vindicated. I always thought McDonald's fries taste like fried nothing, rather than fried potatoes. With good fries everywhere these days, I don't see how anyone can stand them.

      1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

        *burn the heretic*

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Hands LH a torch and can of gasoline*

          1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

            To cite just one example, Five Guys

            1. RBS   10 years ago

              I like KFC's wedges, they are consistently crispy.

              1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

                Last time I went to KFC I asked them to substitute breasts for thighs, and they gave me all dark meat. Haven't gone back since.

                1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

                  RACIS....wait...

                2. Warren's Strapon   10 years ago

                  Last time I went to KFC I asked them to substitute breasts for thighs

                  Why did you want to swap the tastiest part of the chicken for the blandest?

                3. Suthenboy   10 years ago

                  Chicken breast is for dog snacks to keep them from begging while you eat the rest of the chicken. Chicken breast meat is not human food.

                  1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

                    What in the world is wrong with you? Do you only enjoy eating skin?

      2. mauricegirodias   10 years ago

        There were only two things I'd eat at McDonald's--the Angus burger and the McSkillet burrito. Both were seldom foods, and have since been cancelled. Now McD's sales drop every quarter. Hmmm...

        1. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

          Now McD's sales drop every quarter. Hmmm..

          Wow. How often were you eating there, Mo?

          1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

            +1 Extra Value Meal

    5. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      But do they use dihydrogen monoxide in the process?

      1. Restoras   10 years ago

        That shit is pure poison!

        1. gaijin   10 years ago

          ...and the world is drowning in an ocean of it! We need to take action now!

    6. Libertarian   10 years ago

      I'm confused. Should I be upset that they put play doh ingredients in my food, or that they put food ingredients in my play doh?

    7. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

      If one doesn't want to eat french fries with traces of preservatives, one should be free to grow one's own potatoes, to press one's own oil, peel and slice the potatoes, and fry them up.

      Just about anything purchased in the magnificent commercial food supply chain is going to have some trace of some sort of a preservative.

    8. Rasilio   10 years ago

      --"He also discovered that the fries are fried twice - once at the factory and again at the restaurant"--

      Err, virtually all restaurants, even those who make fries from potatos directly (as opposed to using frozen ones) double fry them.

      It is the ONLY way to get the fries really crispy. If you just fry them once they'll burn before all the water in the Potato cooks out so they end up soggy (which I happen to like but most people prefer them crispy)

    9. Rhywun   10 years ago

      I can't tell if this is some sort of "scare" story, or Grant plugging McDonald's. Either way... meh.

  6. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Video shows black man fatally shot by New Jersey police raised his hands to surrender
    Footage from a police dashboard camera shows Bridgeton officers Braheme Days and Roger Worley in a stop that escalates to shooting
    Days screams at the passenger, Jerame Reid, 'Show me your hands!' and 'If you reach for something, you're going to be f------ dead!'
    'I ain't got no reason to reach for nothing, bro. I ain't got no reason to reach for nothing,' Reid says as Days yells Reid is reaching for something
    The passenger door pops open and Reid emerges. His hands are at about shoulder height and appear to be empty yet police fire at least six shots
    Days is black, his partner white and the passenger was black, as was the driver
    Reid, 36, had spent about 13 years in prison for shooting at New Jersey State Police troopers when he was a teenager

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....hands.html
    Obey or die, in the land of the free.

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      THAT'S ALREADY AN OFFICIAL LINK.

      1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        Your what hurts?

        1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

          My conscientious link commenting hurts, that's what. (There might be sand in it.)

    2. Juice   10 years ago

      I couldn't see the hands of the person they shot. Regardless, the cops seemed way over the top on edge.

  7. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    "The video speaks for itself that at no point was Jerame Reid a threat and he possessed no weapon on his person," said Walter Hudson, chairman of civil rights group the National Awareness Alliance.

    The totality of the circs?

    1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

      GOOD shoot.

      hth

      WINNING!

      Booyah!

      *Smooches*

      1. Restoras   10 years ago

        What was that imbecilic thing Dunphy used to post to prove his street cred? AFAIEKKK or something?

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          AFLAC?

          1. R C Dean   10 years ago

            AFTAPAPIC? Something like that?

            Assuming the facts are something something?

            1. Restoras   10 years ago

              Yes, that was it.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      chairman of civil rights group the National Awareness Alliance.

      Is there a National Unawareness Alliance?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        Not that I know of.

      2. gaijin   10 years ago

        I am not aware of one

        1. gaijin   10 years ago

          fu@k...beaten by Fist...again

          1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

            Join the largest group in Hit & Run...

            Beaten to it by Fist

            We meet every other Thursday.

            1. gaijin   10 years ago

              clearly, Fist is a precog...

              1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

                Hmmm. That might explain....things.

        2. straffinrun   10 years ago

          Gaijin takes a swing at a fat one over the plate, but out of nowhere comes Fist to...

          1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

            ...kick it onside for a slapshot past the goaltender to make a 3-pointer.

            1. Heedless   10 years ago

              Checkmate!

  8. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Sex with the woman on top is the most dangerous position for men, say scientists - but having him on top is the safest

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/fem.....afest.html

    According to new research, the risky position is to blame for half of all penile fractures that occur during sex. In comparison, 'doggy style' or the woman on all fours is responsible for 29per cent of injuries, while 'man on top' or 'missionary' is only liable for 21per cent.

    1. Raven Nation   10 years ago

      So I assume that because SCIENCE, the left will rush to endorse this?

    2. BardMetal   10 years ago

      Based on personal experience I believe it.

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        Me too. I've gotten close a few times, include the worst incident that involved a ring-around bruise.

      2. sarcasmic   10 years ago

        It's a risk I'm willing to take.

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Every. Time.

        2. TwB   10 years ago

          Indeed.

    3. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Those... words.... do.... not... go.... together....

      /shudder

      1. Libertarian   10 years ago

        Unless you're naming a punk band.

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Penile fractures

          I think you are right - that would be a good punk band name!

          They could go the "Missionary Position" album tour.

    4. mauricegirodias   10 years ago

      I would think reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous, particularly if one party is inexperienced, but younger girls seem to really go for it 'cuz they learned from porn.

      /Lazy directors.

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      We need to ban this position.

      That AND pizza.

      For progress.

      And the children.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

        What about...the butt sex?

    6. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

      So, will the government be mandating warning labels on the underboob area?

      1. R C Dean   10 years ago

        If you can see this sign, you should be tailgating instead?

    7. Free Society   10 years ago

      A good friend of mine straight up broke his dick in his wife. He backed out and plunged back in at full force and missed his target, literally snapping his boner in half. Apparently medical marijuana products are the only thing that kills the boner pain.

      1. Aloysious   10 years ago

        ooohh... my eyes are leaking.

      2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

        We need a PSA campaign to deal with this epidemic of broken dick.

  9. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Who is watermelon man? Man wearing hollowed-out fruit 'helmet' on Chinese subway becomes online celebrity
    Mysterious man spotted wearing hollowed-out watermelon on his head
    Beijing commuters left scared and confused after encountering him
    He has now become an internet sensation as locals try to reveal his identity

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....brity.html

    1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Man, they have the lamest superheroes in Beijing...

    2. BardMetal   10 years ago

      So they ripped off Ed Edd & Eddy?

      1. Ska   10 years ago

        Maybe the guy was inspired by Herbie Hancock.

        1. gaijin   10 years ago

          ++

    3. SugarFree   10 years ago

      He is just looked for his limecat.

      1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

        That is one displeased feline...

  10. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    'I thought you were gay!' Courtney Love hits back at Marilyn Manson after he accuses her of being promiscuous and dim

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....s-dim.html

    'She, one time, told me she was mad at me because I didn't want to f*** her and I was smarter than her. I said, "Well, you kind of proved your own point right there on that one."'
    The 50-year-old grunge queen took to her Twitter on Tuesday to respond: 'Omg @marilynmanson all this time thought u're gay. Of course I'll f*** u. Im free Fri from 1:15 to 1:18 gives us plenty time 4 a smoke too x.'

    1. Ted S.   10 years ago

      'I thought you were gay!' Courtney Love hits back at Marilyn Manson after he accuses her of being promiscuous and dim

      I don't know about the promiscuous part, but Courtney Love isn't dim?

      1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        I don't know but 'Hole' was the best girl band ever.

        1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

          No way.

          1. Restoras   10 years ago

            You know better than too respond to it. That comment alone is proof it isn't sentient - let alone all the other imbecilic drivel it has posted here.

            1. sarcasmic   10 years ago

              It was an excuse to play Shit List.

              1. Rich   10 years ago

                Gotta put in a plug for Shonen Knife.

        2. Citizen Nothing   10 years ago

          Yeah. The Plug loves holes. Whatta surprise.

    2. BardMetal   10 years ago

      Wait both of these guys are still around? I haven't heard about them since high school.

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        I saw Marilyn Marilyn in concert before he was even wearing the makeup. He sucked then too.

  11. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Set prices to stun! Fibreglass phaser from the original Star Trek series expected to fetch $60,000 at auction
    The 50-year-old prop is only of only two known to exist from the series
    Experts have even managed to trace the very scene it appeared in
    It goes under the hammer at a specialist auction in LA on February 21

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ction.html
    dorks

    1. Restoras   10 years ago

      Seriously. $60K would buy a fun car.

      1. SRVolunteer   10 years ago

        The dork who buys this probably already has a couple cars worth over $100k.

        Some Senate candidate who lost (Ariana Huffington's ex?) was asked if he regretted throwing tens of millions of dollars of his own money away on a losing campaign. His reply was something along the lines of "What else should I do for fun with my money? Buy another painting?"

        Wealthy people are strange.

        1. Restoras   10 years ago

          Fair enough. If I were that rich I probably wouldn't care either.

        2. BardMetal   10 years ago

          Wealth is wasted on progressives. I would start collecting tanks, and then buy a ton of land out in Montana and turn it into a huge tank range.

          If I got bored with that then I start work on my own private space program, or buy some offshore drilling platforms and make a sea colony.

          1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

            Ted Turner did something like that.

            1. R C Dean   10 years ago

              Except for the tanks, that is.

          2. Rasilio   10 years ago

            So you'd become Elon Musk

          3. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

            There are a bunch of out-of-print books I would pay to have put into e-book form. I'd travel some, to some off places (Solomon Islands, anyone?). I sure wouldn't blow a fortune on trying to get a job I'd HATE.

        3. Libertarian   10 years ago

          Wealthy people are strange.

          Eh, not necessarily. I get the argument. Went to an RV show last week and looked at a $2.2 million RV. Of course, we were all shaking our heads, muttering at how WE'D be smart and buy a great house out in the country for that kind of money. But I countered that the guy who buys a $2.2M motorhome is not somebody who has a net worth of $3M. He's somebody who has a net worth of $30M.

          1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

            $300M more likely, yes?

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

        The Alfa-Romeo 4C Spider is out. It's around 68k.

        http://www.caranddriver.com/ph.....nfo-news#5

        1. SIV   10 years ago

          What are they going to call the Dodge-branded version?

          1. R C Dean   10 years ago

            A lemon?

        2. Libertarian   10 years ago

          Saw an extended ad for it on Hulu. Lots of scenes of two sexy people romping in bed.

    2. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      Nerd..... you're a nerd....

    3. Robert   10 years ago

      I thought those things were spelled "fazer". Like, you know, you could faze someone with it.

      1. Libertarian   10 years ago

        I would guess that "faze" is even a lower setting than "stun."

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          Set fazers to "annoy"!

          1. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

            I prefer to set them to "deep fat fry"

            1. Libertarian   10 years ago

              Set fazers to "micro-aggression"!

  12. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...after conservatives went after her for old anti-war Facebook posts.

    How fun! We've entered the age where staff's social media can come back on their candidates.

    1. Libertarian   10 years ago

      Well, I imagine it was NEO-cons that hammered her. Not paleo-cons.

  13. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Explosive video footage shows former UFC heavyweight fighter Dave Herman getting tased by cops over driving offense
    Herman was tased by Indiana police following an altercation in the early hours of Tuesday morning
    Wife Madeleine has posted footage of the incident online and has called for the officers involved to be charged with assault
    The footage shows police yelling at Herman to put his hands up and him repeatedly asking officers for identification
    The ex-fighter has being charged with several criminal counts including resisting arrest and battery against an officer

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....fense.html
    Surprised they didn't shoot him.

  14. sarcasmic   10 years ago

    Don't have a cow, man: Americans are more scared of unpasteurized milk than marijuana
    Sixty per cent of Americans support bans on the sale of raw milk, Oklahoma State University's Food Demand Survey shows
    While only 46 per cent agree with banning the sale of marijuana
    Survey also shows majority of people support more food labeling

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....juana.html

    1. BardMetal   10 years ago

      Good ol' freedom lovin' Americans. Land of the free, home of the brave.

      1. Libertarian   10 years ago

        Yep. And now we can even buy beer in Indiana on the sabbath! Woo Hoo!!

        1. MOFO.   10 years ago

          You could before, just not carryout (except for growlers)

        2. trshmnster the terrible   10 years ago

          That's exciting! I had forgotten about that law when I was up for the 500 last year. Thankfully a friend reminded me the day before.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      Sixty per cent of Americans support bans on the sale of raw milk,

      Sixty percent of Americans want to use force to stop the other forty percent from buying raw milk.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Either that or they have some bizarre fear that unpasteurized milk will somehow sneak into the regular milk supply. I suppose the results are the same, but I doubt the motivation has much to do with stopping other people.

      2. Certified Public Asskicker   10 years ago

        Ted, I could go to someone's house and they could try to serve me raw milk. I need protections in place.*

        *I have had raw milk before and liked it, although not enough to pay $5/gallon.

    3. Zeb   10 years ago

      "Mandatory labels on foods containing DNA"

      What?

      I'm kind of surprised at the support for some of those. Probably shouldn't be. At least the one's involving actual bans or direct taxes are low on the list. But still pretty popular.

    4. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

      I'm all for allowing the sale of raw milk; it'll cut down on the number of "Natural and organic" morons.

      1. Free Society   10 years ago

        I love it when people say they "only eat organic". I respond "I only eat silicates and plutonium."

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        Raw milk really is better for a lot of things. Pasteurized homo milk is a pretty bland product with little flavor or character. If you want to make any kind of fresh cheese, it's the way to go. I don't think the health claims are completely ridiculous either, but even if they are, raw milk is still a good thing.

        There is also this new-fangled thing called refrigeration which makes raw milk a whole lot safer than it was when pasteurization was invented.

        1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

          Soon, we will grow milk with yeast and no pasteurization will be needed. Look up 'Muufri'.

          1. Zeb   10 years ago

            I think you will still get better (or at least different in an interesting and good way) milk out of an animal.

            Would be a good substitute for all the boring commodity milk, though.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...a revolt from a large swath of female members of Congress.

    Identity politics in the lower chamber? I can't believe it.

    1. SugarFree   10 years ago

      And the GOP's obsession with banning abortions at the federal level isn't identity politics?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

        Oh no you don't. You're not roping me into arguing on the side of the Christian Right.

        1. SugarFree   10 years ago

          Bwa-ha-ha!

      2. widget   10 years ago

        No, Yes. It's GOP women and some tag-along betas that have this obsession.

  16. gaijin   10 years ago

    Europe goes full Keynesian...again!

    Draghi unleashes 1 trillion euro QE

    1. Restoras   10 years ago

      What's the definition of insanity?

      1. gaijin   10 years ago

        "It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane."

      2. Zeb   10 years ago

        Whatever it is, it's not "doing the same thing again and expecting different results."

        But that's still pretty insane. What they need to do is start a war with Switzerland.

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          WATCH IT, PAL!

          1. Zeb   10 years ago

            Your masters have some nerve with their stable and highly valued currency. Don't they know how that makes Europe feel?

            1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

              "Don't they know how that makes Europe feel?"

              It should make them feel like stocking the shelves extra high BECAUSE HERE COME THE SWISS, ON A BUYING SPREE!!!!!!

              1. Restoras   10 years ago

                I really think I should just start stockpiling Swiss Francs.

                1. Zeb   10 years ago

                  Should have a while ago.

                2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

                  Just hope that there central bank doesn't go crazy again and try to re-peg their currency to the Euro.

          2. R C Dean   10 years ago

            I'm a little puzzled by why increasing the supply of your currency is going to solve your problem with your currency depreciating.

        2. Free Society   10 years ago

          Whatever it is, it's not "doing the same thing again and expecting different results."

          But that's still pretty insane. What they need to do is start a war with Switzerland.

          You'd be surprised (or not) by how many people literally beleive the definition is "doing the same thing again and expecting different results". I believe the definition of stupid is taking common expressions at face value.

    2. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

      1. Ted S.   10 years ago

        Again?

        1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

          *Roar*

          Oooh, guess I don't know my own strenth!

    3. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Hey central bank intervention just saved Russia so... oh wait, it didn't.

      1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

        Good related article http://www.wsj.com/articles/da.....1421885831

    4. Irish   10 years ago

      I love that Europe is refusing to confront the elephant in the room: They've got an aging population with a smaller and smaller able bodied workforce and the people they imported to shore up that workforce are now stuck in welfare dependency and aren't working.

      That's not a good way to end up with a working economy.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Especially combined with ridiculous labor laws that deter employers from taking any chances when hiring new employees.

      2. Free Society   10 years ago

        I have to wonder how much higher the native birth rate would be if an imported workforce wasn't diminishing the incentive to reproduce.

        1. Zeb   10 years ago

          That's an interesting question. I have no idea myself. My feeling is that declining birthrates probably have more to do with cultural changes in the mainstream culture than with the size of the available labor force. Birth rates are declining in lots of parts of the world and not just in places with lots of immigration.

        2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

          There is absolutely no reason to believe that the imported workforce has anything to do with diminishing reproduction.

  17. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

    The way the headline is written I took it to say "Bill Clinton Leads in Poll"

    Christ, don't scare me like that.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      The 90s were sweet unless you're anti BJ.

      1. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

        The thing is, if Bill managed to get elected President again (yes, I know it's illegal. Laws change), he would be able to accomplish something. Shrillery has about on tenth of the political and personal skills Bill has, and lacks the sense to get him to do the work for her. She'd promptly alienate about a third of the DEMOCRATS in Congress, get very little of her agenda done, and screw up the rest, and flounce back out of office in four years (having poisoned the idea of a female President for at least twenty years)

        1. Drax the Destroyer   10 years ago

          A president getting "very little done" is good thing unless vetoing everything and pushing to repeal most laws were his/her primary objectives.

          1. C. S. P. Schofield   10 years ago

            Bingo! Bill could "get things done", most of which would be bad. Therefore the "Christ, don't scare me like that"

            Shrillery? She has all the tact of an enraged gorilla. She'd like as not get four years of gridlock from a Democrat controlled Congress.

            I'm not scared of Shrillery at 1600 PA.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      I was hoping they'd drop abortion Bill Clinton.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...officials say a federal civil rights charge is highly unlikely.

    "We've already had the elections, so by the time we need your votes again you'll have forgotten this."

  19. SugarFree   10 years ago

    "Those comments were made long before I worked for Senator Paul," said "Libertarian Girl" Marianne Copenhaver, a blogger and activist hired to do social media for Paul, after conservatives went after her for old anti-war Facebook posts.

    She's not a fan of war? What a bitch! Burn her!

  20. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

    ECB to buy $70 billion per month in bonds to combat deflation.

    No link. You Peanuts trust me.

    1. TwB   10 years ago

      I saw that this morning on WSJ.com. I'm not too surprised. They just followed the US, UK and Japan's lead.

    2. gaijin   10 years ago

      It's 60 Billion...Euros, not dollars...see link I posted above.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        I converted to USD for the Gallery.

    3. Mike M.   10 years ago

      How many times have you and Krugman jerked each other off so far since you heard the news?

    4. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

      And it will fail to produce any economic growth, just like it always fails.

      Anyone who thinks deflation is bad is a moron.

  21. Mike M.   10 years ago

    So now the Islamonazi scum are holding a couple of Japanese hostage. Old white imperialists probably still to blame, according to Sheldon Richmann.

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      It's blowback for the Japanese electronics invasion of the Middle East.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      The sad thing is A) I don't know if the Japanese can come with $200 million and B) if they can't they don't really have the military capabilities to launch a rescue operation I think.

      1. SugarFree   10 years ago

        The Japanese pledged $200 million to fight ISIS. That's how the terrorists came up with that number.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

          THEY'RE NOT TERRORISTS!

          THEY'RE EXTREMISTS!

          Or misunderstood freedom fighters.

          Either way, they're NOT TERRORISTS!

          1. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

            WORKPLACE VIOLENCERS!

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

              Now you're just being silly.

              And racist.

      2. straffinrun   10 years ago

        I believe Abe is claiming he will donate 200mil to charity in some way. That should work out well.

  22. widget   10 years ago

    My savings portfolio continues to edge up at slightly less than the rate of inflation. It's Thursday, right?

    1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      You should have been in stocks then. Up 14% last year and up 300% since early 2009.

      1. Pompey   10 years ago

        God damn you are a fucking dullard.

      2. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

        Gold is a better investment. Nearly 1400$ today.

    2. TwB   10 years ago

      Be glad it's edging up, even slightly. I work at an investment firm and I get a few calls from folks who didn't touch their IRAs or 403bs for a few years, and they left all their money in Inverse Nasdaq and Inverse Dow and consequently lost their asses. While I do feel a little bad for them, they should have checked their accounts more often than every 4 years or so.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

        That idiot Karl Denninger had his readers in FAZ for all of 2009.

        Triple inverse bank ETF.

        1. TwB   10 years ago

          Jesus. Talk about taking a bath.

  23. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

    ...Hillary Clinton held a double-digit lead over other potential 2016 presidential candidates Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney.

    "The dress'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom million that tomorrow they'll be cum..."

    1. Fist of Etiquette   10 years ago

      Apologies. I just read about Clinton the Musical.

      1. TwB   10 years ago

        Would Melissa McCarthy play Linda Tripp?

        1. SugarFree   10 years ago

          Penny Marshall is a lock for the role.

    2. Palin's Buttplug   10 years ago

      BENGHAZI!! It worked so well against Obama.

  24. Rich   10 years ago

    800,000 Muslims Rally Against Charlie Hebdo in Chechnya ? A Country of 1.3 Million People

    Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov urged people to attend to protest against what he called "the vulgarity, immorality, lack of culture, and the shamelessness of those who drew the caricatures of the Prophet. ... If needed, we are ready to die to stop anyone who thinks that you can irresponsibly defile the name of the Prophet."

    What if someone *responsibly* defiles the name?

    1. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

      Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev agree with Ramzan Kadyrov.

      1. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

        Isn't Dzhokhar to busy with his 72 virgins to keep up with this sort of thing?

        1. CatoTheElder   10 years ago

          too busy

        2. Zeb   10 years ago

          No, it's the other one.

  25. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

    Let progressive heads implode.

    Perhaps most notably, given CAP's advocacy for an economically progressive agenda, is that CAP's top donors include Walmart and Citigroup, each of which have given between $100,000 and $499,000.

    Center for American Progress, poised to wield influence over 2016, reveals its top donors

    1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

      but Koch BROTHERZ!

    2. Irish   10 years ago

      "Perhaps most notably, given CAP's advocacy for an economically progressive agenda, is that CAP's top donors include Walmart and Citigroup, each of which have given between $100,000 and $499,000."

      It's almost like large companies have no problem working with progressives since they realize they'll be able to buy influence and favors from a highly intrusive government.

      1. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

        Corporate is conservative. This is verbatim what some progressives actually say.

        1. Puddin' Stick   10 years ago

          Theorem: Corporations are conservative.

          Proof:

          Fascists believed that society was like a body and that the government should be the mind directing society. They called this view "corporatism" after the Latin word for "body", "corpus").

          After Operation Barbarossa, Fascists became the enemy of Communists.

          Communists are opposed to the previous order.

          Supporters of the old order are "conservatives".

          Businesses are organized as "corporations"

          "Corporation" also derives from the Latin word for "body".

          Therefore, corporations are conservatives because "corporation" is etymologically related to "corporatism" which is supported by Fascists who are conservatives because they are enemies of Communism whose enemies are conservatives.

          QED, corporations are conservative.

      2. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

        What is this "barrier to entry" you speak of?

        /Wal-Mart exec

    3. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      Never underestimate the power of doublethink. Also, the embassy of that progressive utopia, the United Arab Emirates, gave generously.

    4. John   10 years ago

      The smart ones understand that the entire thing is a protection racket. This is what the left does. The people whose heads should explode over this are conservatives who actually think business won't sell their own hangman's rope if they think there is money to be made doing it.

    5. Puddin' Stick   10 years ago

      Old news.

      Mentioned in "CAP's Wal-Mart Cash" from 2009 is that Wal-Mart gives money to CAP:

      As for the liberal-leaning Center for American Progress, it has an added incentive to welcome Wal-Mart into polite company. While the left has shunned the corporate behemoth for years, according to its Web site Wal-Mart gives the think tank between $500,000 and $999,999. Perhaps CAP will get more than just brownie points from the Obama administration for brokering this deal.

  26. Rich   10 years ago

    Scientists create 'genetic firewall' for new forms of life

    The odds of a microbe undoing all the changes are astronomically high, he calculated.

    He being "Dr. Murphy"?

    1. Steve G   10 years ago

      Is this kinda like the lysine contingency?

  27. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

    Big news from New York.

    1) WHY THE F*** does the headline not say he is a (D-NY)?

    2) This scumbag voted for the NY "SAFE" Act, along with a bunch of Democrat turds. Not that this is going to change anything.

    Sheldon Silver, New York Assembly Speaker, Faces Arrest on Corruption Charges

    1. Medical Physics Guy   10 years ago

      Sheldon Silver wasnever anything other than a professional of corruption and cronyism. Everyone knew that. What could they possibly be arresting him for at this point.

      Silver single handedly shot down the idiotic idea of building a Jets stadium in Manhattan. So in that one respect he definitely helped the city.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      15-plus years ago, he argued that NY state legislators needed a raise because were paid less than minimum wage. This would have been accurate... if the legislators worked 31 hours a day, 365 days a year.

      He should have been laughed out of Albany for displaying such monstrous stupidity, especially considering he didn't say he screwed up the division or got a decimal point in the wrong place or something like that. But Albany just goes on as though nothing happened.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        If legislators were paid a market rate, they'd probably have to pay to do the job.

        1. Gadianton   10 years ago

          I'd vote for that amendment.

  28. Rich   10 years ago

    Illinois Says Rule-Breaking Students Must Give Teachers Their Facebook Passwords

    Leigh Lewis, superintendent of the Triad district, [said] if a student refuses to cooperate, the district could presumably press criminal charges.

    "Go ahead, Leigh. I need the money."

    1. widget   10 years ago

      That would work with a civil complaint (loser pays here in CA) but you won't get your money back in criminal court.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        Read the article (and the law). It appears these clowns are way overstepping.

    2. Ted S.   10 years ago

      H&R should cover this story!

    3. Matrix   10 years ago

      Many websites, including Facebook, have TOS that stipulate not giving out or requesting login information. So the schools and teachers are in violation of Facebook TOS by asking for students' login information. Their accounts should be banned.

      If I'm not mistaken, Federal Law makes it illegal to violate TOSs

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        The only conviction based on violating TOS that I know of (Lori Drew, the awful woman who drove a teen girl to suicide), was overturned. So maybe not. Yet.

  29. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

    The White House is SEXIST!

    Carly Fiorina forces Valerie Jarrett to confront the White House's own pay gap for women

    1. John   10 years ago

      Valarie Jarrett is by all accounts as dumb as she is vile. Fiorina is anything but stupid. Jarrett didn't have a chance there.

  30. Irish   10 years ago

    "A dashcam video has been released in the New Jersey state trooper shooting of Jerame Reid, who was pulled over December 30 for running a stop sign. "The video speaks for itself that at no point was Jerame Reid a threat and he possessed no weapon on his person," said Walter Hudson, chairman of civil rights group the National Awareness Alliance."

    How long do you think the Grand Jury deliberates before deciding not to indict?

    I feel like they'll probably make sure to order some pizza to the courtroom, just so they can wait as long as they can in order to make it appear as if they were really agonizing over the decision.

  31. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    4 ways American corporations are responsible for racial oppression
    Our entire capitalist system is rooted in slavery, yes, but the human rights abuses hardly end there

    1. American Corporations Are Partly Responsible for the Sale of Human Beings
    ?-Wall Street: Banks made loans to slave owners, processed transactions through the New York Cotton Exchange, and held slave auctions outside their doors. JP Morgan, Bank of America, and Wachovia (Wells Fargo) admitted the roles of their predecessor banks.

    2. American Corporations Are Partly Responsible for the First Vagrancy Laws

    3. American Corporations Are Partly Responsible for WW2 Slave Labor

    4. American Corporations Are Partly Responsible for Today's Deadening Racial Oppression

    They may not be the mine shafts of Tennessee Coal, but modern private prisons such as Corrections Corporation of America and G4S generate massive profits, selling inmate labor to corporations like Chevron, Bank of America, AT&T, and IBM. Nearly a million prisoners work in factories and call centers for as little as 17 cents an hour.

    Communism is obviously the answer.

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      I'm guessing before I click that it's Myerson.

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

        Damn, there's someone else at least as stupid as Jesse. That sucks.

        1. RBS   10 years ago

          at least as stupid

          Ummm

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

            He's the buzzfeed version of Myerson

    2. widget   10 years ago

      Nearly a million prisoners work in factories and call centers for as little as 17 cents an hour.

      That's a tall tale. As far as prisoners working at call centers goes, that's somewhat plausible, they work for Comcast.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   10 years ago

      Wow. What a loon. I skipped to the last few paragraphs. The guy is literally an idiot.

    4. Doctor Whom   10 years ago

      The private-prison industry mysteriously took over the power to enact and enforce criminal laws, while our elected officials stood idly by. This is what progressives actually believe. Once, when I said so, a progressive not only failed to detect the sarcasm, but also agreed with me.

      1. Puddin' Stick   10 years ago

        Then the follow up questions:

        And what's to stop it from happening again?

        What's to stop it from happening to the regulatory system?

    5. Irish   10 years ago

      "Our entire capitalist system is rooted in slavery, yes, but the human rights abuses hardly end there"

      The Capitalist system is so thoroughly rooted in slavery that slavery existed for 5000 years before capitalism and capitalist countries are the ones who were the first to end it.

    6. Matrix   10 years ago

      How did I know this was going to be a Salon article?

    7. Injun, as in from India   10 years ago

      Paging Ursula Burns.

      Paging Ken Chenault.

    8. Zeb   10 years ago

      Shouldn't 1, 2 and 3 be "were" not "are"? These people take the whole "corporate personhood" thing too literally.

      I can agree with them on the prison thing.

      "Deadening Racial Oppression". Argue that there is lingering racism in our society that still keeps some minority people down. That's a reasonable thing to discuss. But that is just some insane hyperbole.

    9. Free Society   10 years ago

      If they want to have a contest to see who the greatest purveyor of institutional evil really is, I'll direct them to the US army spraying radioactive snow over housing projects in St Louis in the 1950s. I'll point them to US government concentration camps... aw hell, I'll just make them a long list of murders and genocides committed all over the world and we'll see how many were evil corporations and how many were committed by our indispensable governments.

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Oh, that's all corporations fault too.

        I've actually seen that argument made. There are people who think that all of WWII can be blamed on capitalism. Because Nazi's were such good free-marketeers or something.

  32. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

    The worms that invade your brain

    The patient, who was of Chinese descent, had recently visited China, which along with South Korea, Japan and Thailand, has more regular occurrences of the parasite known as Spirometra erinaceieuropaei. Four years earlier the man had first experienced symptoms, such as headaches, which the team of doctors at Addenbrookes Hospital, in Cambridge, had treated as tuberculosis. But then he returned.

    "When he reappeared, he had new symptoms," says Gkrania-Klotsas. The worm was now pushing on a new part of his brain, causing seizures and weakness in his legs. The condition associated with his infection was in fact Sparganosis. There is no known drug to effectively treat the infection meaning that upon diagnosis doctors had to be quick to remove the worm surgically.

    Pork sandwich, anyone?

    1. Scruffy Nerfherder   10 years ago

      People tend to forget that worm infestations were the norm for most of human history.

      1. Rich   10 years ago

        In these days of modern time, however, we have other, um, afflictions.

        The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has spent nearly a half a million dollars studying gay hookup apps such as Grindr.

        1. Lord Humungus   10 years ago

          _closely studied_

        2. widget   10 years ago

          In these days of modern time...

          Holy fuck, Rich, you should be writing screen plays for the "Law and Order" and "NCIS" franchises.

      2. Suthenboy   10 years ago

        They also forget that worms and host of other parasites and pathogens will come roaring back if the proggies have their way and plunge us all into poverty.

  33. Enough About Palin   10 years ago

    A dashcam video has been released in the New Jersey state trooper shooting of Jerame Reid

    I just can't take a story seriously when the guy's named Jerame.

    1. Rich   10 years ago

      RACIST!

    2. WTF   10 years ago

      Is it pronounced "jer-AIM" or "JER-a-mee"?

      1. Zeb   10 years ago

        Or maybe "yer-AM-uh" or "HAIR-a-may"

      2. Rhywun   10 years ago

        I just assumed jer-AIM but now that you mention it the other one is probably correct.

  34. Michael Ejercito   10 years ago

    It does not make sense to sacrifice votes on the altar of the unborn.

    1. widget   10 years ago

      We've all been unborn since the Big Bang.

  35. Andrew S.   10 years ago

    From the New Jersey cop murder article:

    Screaming "Don't you f? ing move!" and "Show me your hands!" at the man in the passenger seat, the officer reached into the car and appeared to remove a silver handgun. Then, despite being warned repeatedly not to move, the passenger stepped out of the car, his hands raised about shoulder level.

    Quick, which order do you follow?

    1. John   10 years ago

      There is some movie where the cop yells "Freeze" "Hands in the Air" and the people dumbfounded ask which he wants.

      It is as I recall a comedy. If only this were funny.

      1. Steve G   10 years ago

        Imagine if you will a 12 yr old boy with a toy gun in his waistband. The cops arrive and tell him to "drop the weapon". Talk about a lethal catch 22

      2. trshmnster the terrible   10 years ago

        Christmas Vacation

        1. John   10 years ago

          Yes. That one too. The end scene where the cops all come in.

    2. RBS   10 years ago

      "Just follow their orders and you won't have any problems. If you don't, you get what you deserve."

      /generic facebook comment.

      1. Puddin' Stick   10 years ago

        "Just follow their orders and you won't have any problems. If you don't, you get what you deserve jedem das Seine."

        /generic facebook comment.

        FTFY

    3. Swiss Servator, ... Switzy!   10 years ago

      Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
      Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...
      Gale: Shut up!
      Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.
      Gale: Everybody down on the ground!
      Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now.
      Gale: Better still to get down there.
      Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya?
      [Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows]
      Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
      Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
      Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

      1. John   10 years ago

        That is the scene I am thinking of. What movie is that from? I can't remember.

        1. Libertarian   10 years ago

          I guessed Raising Arizona. For once in my life, I was right.

          1. John   10 years ago

            Yeah. That is it. I could see the scene in my mind but just couldn't place it.

          2. Pro Libertate   10 years ago

            My favorite Coen film.

            1. John   10 years ago

              I love that movie. I think my favorite might be The Big Labowski. It is a flawed movie in some ways, but it just has so many great lines and great scenes. My wife loathes that movie. She thinks it is the dumbest movie ever made.

              Sometimes I really wonder about her and how it is I came to marry her.

              And their remake of True Grit was really good too. It takes some real balls to remake a John Wayne Western and to do it well.

              Of course since you are a commie fag and don't like John Wayne (NTTAWWT) you probably don't get that.

              1. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

                I think my favorite Coen Brother's movie is Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

            2. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

              It's also one of a handful of movies that remind you that Nicholas Cage can be a really good actor when he wants to be, which leaves me wondering what the hell is up with most of his films.

              1. John   10 years ago

                Bad choice of scripts and doing anything for a paycheck Stormy.

  36. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

    "Those comments were made long before I worked for Senator Paul," said "Libertarian Girl" Marianne Copenhaver, a blogger and activist hired to do social media for Paul, after conservatives went after her for old anti-war Facebook posts.

    Again, I REALLY want to like Rand, but I'm getting increasingly annoyed by how every time he gets flak from neocons or socons, he always seems to give in to their demands.

    1. John   10 years ago

      He would like to win the nomination. He can't do that by telling most of the party to fuck off. His father made a career of doing that and it got him 25% of the vote and nothing more.

      1. Stormy Dragon   10 years ago

        There are other options besides "fuck you" and folding like a wet shirt. Like trying to convince the people who disagree with you that you're right.

        If I wanted to vote for someone who wants to be President so badly that they'll say anything, Romney is already running. Having a Libertarian candidate isn't helpful if they're afraid to actually be libertarian.

        1. Cytotoxic   10 years ago

          Oh cripes I don't think you really want to like Rand I think you want to nitpick him. He's got better things to do than defend comments made by others. He has to focus his efforts.

  37. B.P.   10 years ago

    "Hoosiers may soon be able to buy beer on Sunday."

    Good. Race day is on Sunday.

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