Friday Funnies: The Stain of Torture

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Out, damned spot. Out, I say!

A bit graphic for a cartoon, I say.

[Swiss Servator, Winter kommt!]

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!?One, two. Why, then, 'tis time to do 't. Hell is murky!?Fie, my lord, fie! A CIA agent, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account??Yet who would have thought the terrorist to have had so much blood in him.

[db]

Oh, ha ha.

[invisible furry hand]

Why is Richard Nixon in bad drag?

[John Galt]

Costume frat party?

[LynchPin1477]

Don't you mean costume frat rape party? Or is that just redundant?

[Almanian!]

It's college, so it's a frat rape CULTURE party. Cause you learn about other cultures in college. Especially rape culture.

Thus endeth the lesson...

[LynchPin1477]

Cause you learn about other cultures in college

Citation needed.

[Bardas Phocas]

It's a CULTURE - not a costume!

[gaijin]

Tau Kappa Rapesilon

[Jgalt1975]

He thought he had to label the bucket as H2O, but didn't label Dianne Feinstein?

[John Galt]

H2O? Oh, I thought it said Heineken.

[LynchPin1477]

I don't think even Cytotoxic would condone that.

[Pompey]

If Bok hadn't labelled the bucket, the natural assumption would have been a bucket o' toothpaste. All Hail Bok.

[Florida Man]

When did the drones get armed with precision death Rays?

[Fist of Etiquette]

Danger close!

[db]

"death Rays." Only in Florida.

[Bobarian (Mr. Xtreme)]

The Crocodile Hunter disagrees.

[True Scottsman]

I am not sure about the precision, it missed the Senator from California.

[John Galt]

If that was to happen we'd have to start believing in miracles and good conquering evil.

[UnCivilServant]

Given the collateral damage radius of a drone strike, they should all be dead.

[Swiss Servator, Winter kommt!]

It is the "indoor" drone.

[John Galt]

Beer bongs!

[Charles Easterly]

I would have included a third panel showing a group of people (labeled "average Americans") and have them all shouting "Both deeds stain our values you bunch of reprobates! You're all fired"

[Remnant Psyche]

Wouldn't it be more realistic for the third panel to show a group of fat, ignorant Americans indignant over the distraction from their telescreens?

[Doctor Whom]

And posting Facebook memes of 9/11 and "This is why I don't care what we do to the Islamojihadofascists."

[Charles Easterly]

Okay Psyche and Doc, okay.

How about a third panel with people labeled libertarians shouting "Both deeds stain our values you bunch of reprobates! You're all fired"

and
a fourth panel showing a group labeled fat, ignorant Americans who are shown reacting with indignation over the distraction from their telescreens

and
a fifth panel labeled propagandized Americans posting Facebook memes of 9/11 and typing "This is why I don't care what we do to the Islamojihadofascists."

Better?

[gaijin]

Elizabeth Warren should be in the background saying this is what we choose to do together.

[Charles Easterly]

There's no "I" in Team, Torture, or Drone?

[The Original Jason]

That's more of The Onion's cartoonist's style.

[Svenster]

Very polite of that CIA agent to not only label his water bucket, but also to wear that nice "CIA" jumpsuit. Still needs more labels though.

[UnCivilServant]

He's very proud of the time he spent at the Culinary Institute of America learning to boil water.

[Almanian!]

Not sure I get it. Who knew that Scott Ian from Anthrax shaved his beard and was working for the CIA along with Zombie Julia Christie to pour water on the neck fur of an Edward Gorey character? And then Zardoz comes and smotes the Edward Gorey character with a "lazer beam". What's all this then?

Confusing. Awful, horrid, wretched - and therefore - perfect.

Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids! I hope you hydraulically lock while self waterboarding with "H2O" and die of asphyxiation and fear-induced heart attack simultaneously.

Also - NEEDS MOAR LABELZ.

[Almanian!]

Oh, also

*SLAP!!1!*

[invisible furry hand]

*slap!*

[Ted S.]

I was going to save this for the Mourning Lynx, but since you're here, IFH:

Scientific proof that Aussies talk funny

The Australian accent, with its distinctive drawl and long vowels, can be tough to understand for people who've learned English as a second language in Britain or the US, for example.

Now a new study shows that Strine can even baffle Australian babies.

Researchers in Sydney introduced a set of similar sounding words to 15-month-old children.

They found the babies were more likely to understand the words in a Canadian accent.

[Lord Humungus]

This is all a Canadian plot. I mean I can barely understand Canadians with their beady little eyes and floppin' heads.

[invisible furry hand]

It just proves how amazingly clever we are to learn such a tough lingo.

For some reason this sounds delightfully funny and bizarre:

And they'll also test how easily Canadian babies can understand an Australian accent.

[WTF]

*SLAP!*

[Lord Humungus]

So Feinstein is Dr. Frankenstein? And the CIA is the hunchback? Iza confused.

[Rich]

Nasty cartoon, but the eyes in the fireball is a nice touch.

Also, To Whom It May Concern: *slap!*

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