Friday Funnies: The Stain of Torture
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Out, damned spot. Out, I say!
A bit graphic for a cartoon, I say.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!?One, two. Why, then, ’tis time to do ‘t. Hell is murky!?Fie, my lord, fie! A CIA agent, and afeard? What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account??Yet who would have thought the terrorist to have had so much blood in him.
Oh, ha ha.
Why is Richard Nixon in bad drag?
Costume frat party?
Don’t you mean costume frat rape party? Or is that just redundant?
It’s college, so it’s a frat rape CULTURE party. Cause you learn about other cultures in college. Especially rape culture.
Thus endeth the lesson…
Cause you learn about other cultures in college
Citation needed.
It’s a CULTURE – not a costume!
Tau Kappa Rapesilon
He thought he had to label the bucket as H2O, but didn’t label Dianne Feinstein?
H2O? Oh, I thought it said Heineken.
I don’t think even Cytotoxic would condone that.
If Bok hadn’t labelled the bucket, the natural assumption would have been a bucket o’ toothpaste. All Hail Bok.
When did the drones get armed with precision death Rays?
Danger close!
“death Rays.” Only in Florida.
The Crocodile Hunter disagrees.
I am not sure about the precision, it missed the Senator from California.
If that was to happen we’d have to start believing in miracles and good conquering evil.
Given the collateral damage radius of a drone strike, they should all be dead.
It is the “indoor” drone.
Beer bongs!
I would have included a third panel showing a group of people (labeled “average Americans”) and have them all shouting “Both deeds stain our values you bunch of reprobates! You’re all fired”
Wouldn’t it be more realistic for the third panel to show a group of fat, ignorant Americans indignant over the distraction from their telescreens?
And posting Facebook memes of 9/11 and “This is why I don’t care what we do to the Islamojihadofascists.”
Okay Psyche and Doc, okay.
How about a third panel with people labeled libertarians shouting “Both deeds stain our values you bunch of reprobates! You’re all fired”
and
a fourth panel showing a group labeled fat, ignorant Americans who are shown reacting with indignation over the distraction from their telescreens
and
a fifth panel labeled propagandized Americans posting Facebook memes of 9/11 and typing “This is why I don’t care what we do to the Islamojihadofascists.”
Better?
Elizabeth Warren should be in the background saying this is what we choose to do together.
There’s no “I” in Team, Torture, or Drone?
That’s more of The Onion‘s cartoonist’s style.
Very polite of that CIA agent to not only label his water bucket, but also to wear that nice “CIA” jumpsuit. Still needs more labels though.
He’s very proud of the time he spent at the Culinary Institute of America learning to boil water.
Not sure I get it. Who knew that Scott Ian from Anthrax shaved his beard and was working for the CIA along with Zombie Julia Christie to pour water on the neck fur of an Edward Gorey character? And then Zardoz comes and smotes the Edward Gorey character with a “lazer beam”. What’s all this then?
Confusing. Awful, horrid, wretched – and therefore – perfect.
Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids! I hope you hydraulically lock while self waterboarding with “H2O” and die of asphyxiation and fear-induced heart attack simultaneously.
Also – NEEDS MOAR LABELZ.
Oh, also
*SLAP!!1!*
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I was going to save this for the Mourning Lynx, but since you’re here, IFH:
Scientific proof that Aussies talk funny
This is all a Canadian plot. I mean I can barely understand Canadians with their beady little eyes and floppin’ heads.
It just proves how amazingly clever we are to learn such a tough lingo.
For some reason this sounds delightfully funny and bizarre:
*SLAP!*
So Feinstein is Dr. Frankenstein? And the CIA is the hunchback? Iza confused.
Nasty cartoon, but the eyes in the fireball is a nice touch.
Also, To Whom It May Concern: *slap!*
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