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Brickbat: School's Out

Charles Oliver | 11.19.2014 6:00 AM

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Columbus, Ohio, police officers say they are going to review procedures after a day of training that saw three patrol cars wrecked and tear gas carried by the wind to a nearby elementary school. A teacher and six students at the school reported eye and throat irritation from the tear gas.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Columbus, Ohio, police officers say they are going to review procedures after a day of training that saw three patrol cars wrecked and tear gas carried by the wind to a nearby elementary school.

    Yeah, definitely not enough destruction of property and collateral civilian damage. Those officers were not adequately trained that day.

  2. Bee Tagger   11 years ago

    Bob Dylan's Friend: "Should I engage the police?"
    Bob Dylan: "The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind."
    Bob Dylan's Friend: "You're so annoying."

  3. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    The Police Division promised a full accounting of both incidents, which did not appear to be the fault of any of the 35 recruits who are set to graduate next month.

    I take it back. They were very well trained for their job.

    1. Suthenboy   11 years ago

      Not the recruits fault, so the fault of the guys training them.

      Whatcha wanna bet the people that put that statement out have no idea what they said?

      1. Charles Easterly   11 years ago

        Suthenboy,

        I think you'll appreciate this portion of the original article as well:

        "The crash occurred when a sergeant - not a recruit - tried to close a gap between his cruiser and the cruiser he was following.

        ... An investigation will determine who was at fault and whether departmental discipline or traffic citations are warranted..."

        I suppose their investigation will determine if the Sergeant who caused the accident was at fault for causing the accident or whether the vehicle he happened to be behind the steering wheel of accelerated into the car ahead of him.

        1. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

          Gas pedals were floored.

        2. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

          An investigation will determine who was at fault and whether departmental discipline or traffic citations are warranted...

          Show me one occasion where police investigate a rear-end accident and the driver in the following car is not cited for a traffic violation. Besides this one, I mean.

          1. Libertarian   11 years ago

            I know what you're saying. Yet it did happen to a friend of mine.

            1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

              Some driver backed into me once and they didn't hold me at fault. Of course, I don't think that's what happened here.

          2. Scarecrow Repair   11 years ago

            I was the third driver of a three car bumper banger and the insurance companies said it was my fault for tailgating, in spite of the lead driver admitting she had come to a full emergency stop on the freeway, and both other drivers lied about having a passenger who had whiplash injuries.

            And years later, someone banged into me, and the insurance companies decided I was at fault, not the tailgater.

            Neither case involved cops, just insurance companies.

  4. Adans smith   11 years ago

    Next up,pistol training at the animal shelter

  5. Crackers Boy   11 years ago

    The humor just writes itself...

    CB

  6. ColonelEngineer   11 years ago

    Waiting for the day a department gets an MRAP and they claim GTA is adequate training simulation.

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Given that I once stood on a ledge under and overpass in one of those games and watched cop cars just piling up (occasionally exploding as they burned) in a futile effort to reach me (the helicopter couldn't get line of sight because of the road overhead), I think GTA might just be how this lot trained.

  7. Radioactive   11 years ago

    completely trained to be complete clowns in all phases of clown police work.

  8. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    Is this the Police Academy?

    1. Adans smith   11 years ago

      No,it had better writing

    2. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

      I don't remember Police Academy very well. I never saw it a second time. Which movie had the larger police car pileup - Police Academy or Blues Brothers?

      1. Charles Easterly   11 years ago

        Blues Brothers.

        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118747/trivia

      2. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

        Blues Brothers

  9. Dweebston   11 years ago

    "Sometimes in a convoy, there's like an accordion effect," Deputy Chief Tim Becker said.

    Perhaps now is as good a time as any to remind Becker that he is chief of a domestic peacekeeping agency, not a martial force that convoys anywhere.

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Technically the cops would be more akin to wolfpacks, as the regular drivers convoy for protection against them.

      1. Mainer2   11 years ago

        When I lived in the Chicago area back in the 80's, the state police would swarm sections of interstate to write tickets..they called themselves "wolfpacks".

  10. Rich   11 years ago

    The tear-gas manufacturer said the effective range of the gas is supposed to be about 40 feet. "The school is about 3,000 feet from where it was deployed."

    So it's the fault of the tear-gas manufacturer!

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      How many cans were opened at the same time? A higher source concentration flowing with the breeze would remain coherent enough for irritant effect over a longer distance.

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        "There you go again!"

      2. Roger the Shrubber   11 years ago

        Why would you use real tear gas for a training exercise in a populated area? There are more appropriate methods for fit testing of a respirator.

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          I should probably have read the article, I'd thought the release was incidental to the crash (ie the cans were in the trunk and ruptured).

          Fire the Columbus PD and hire the Keystone Kops, you'll get fewer screw-ups.

          1. Libertarian   11 years ago

            Will need Keystone cops to protect the new pipeline.

        2. Rich   11 years ago

          Obviously so the recruits could witness the effects.

      3. Charles Easterly   11 years ago

        I only read the total number deployed, not the concentration:

        "Trainers checked wind direction with smoke grenades and moved the training to the far west side of the stadium lot to compensate for the wind. About 15 tear-gas canisters were deployed."

        At least they seem to have taken some precautions at the beginning and following the gas incident will review their old training procedures:

        "Training has occurred at the stadium twice a year for about the past five years without complaint, but the site's suitability will be part of the pending review, [Deputy Chief Tim Becker] said.

        "'This is unacceptable, and it should not have happened,'" he said."

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