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Tonight on The Independents: 'Boots on the Ground' and Other Linguistic Evasions, the ISIS Non-Strategy, the War on Ebola, Smoking in New York, Obamacare Bummers, Benghazi Update, and Aftershow

Matt Welch | 9.16.2014 8:23 PM

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Tonight's live episode of The Independents (Fox Business Network, 9 p.m. ET, 6 p.m. PT, with re-airs three hours later) begins with America's newest boots-on-the-ground affair in Iraq, and the hopelessly zig-zagged way in which this administration is characterizing its latest war. Joining to discuss are Party Panelists Michael Malice (commie-hating he-imp) and Brian Morgenstern (Republican comedian), who will also assess the panic level we should gin up about the Islamics pouring across our southern border, while licking up the delicious tears of New York's anti-smoking regulators.

Continuing in a more strategic vein on the ISIS theme is The Blaze national security chief Buck Sexton. What about our boots on the ground against Ebola? Dr. Eugene Seymour of the nanomedicine company NanoViricides, will report on progress on developing an anti-viral antidote. Obamacare is coughing up its usual portion of bad news, including businesses cutting jobs; reporter Elise Viebeck of The Hill will break it down. And I'll try to make some sense of the confusing new allegations about Hillary Clinton's office segregating Benghazi documents, in advance of tomorrow's first hearing of the House Select Committee on Benghazi.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    You know who else used nano technology?

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Nano-nano?

      Mork?

    2. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

      Gort?

    3. mr lizard   11 years ago

      Cobra Commander?

      1. F. Stupidity, Jr.   11 years ago

        COOOOOOOBRAAAA!!!

    4. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

      The Six Million Dollar Man?

      1. Brett L   11 years ago

        Strangely, he got by with simply having micro technology.

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          And D batteries! which is how he got his name. those things are expensive.

          1. Brett L   11 years ago

            “D batteries, the official battery of Philadelphia sports fans!”

            1. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

              Appropriate

              1. Dweebston   11 years ago

                I just read the entire wiki page for an episode I’ve seen of a TV show I’m lukewarm about. I need better hobbies.

                Anyone want to go skinny dipping out at the old quarry? I hear there’s barely any slashings anymore.

        2. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

          The most absurd thing about that whole show was a government defense ministry building a cyborg for just $6 million (roughly $32 million adjusted for inflation).

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

            I laughed.

          2. GILMORE   11 years ago

            particularly in the context of 1973 America, which was spending about $50m a day on the war in Vietnam.

            1. Brett L   11 years ago

              They tried calling it the $6 Billion dollar man, but since the richest people in the world in 1973 earned about $5M/year, nobody could conceive of it and they made the creator drop three orders of magnitude.

              1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

                One Million Dollars One Hundred Billion Dollars!

    5. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      The engineers of Belegost?

    6. Hyperion   11 years ago

      A civilization more advanced than our race of monkey like critters?

    7. Brett L   11 years ago

      Natural Selection?

    8. Almanian!   11 years ago

      Your mom?

      1. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

        I think she likes her ‘technology’ oversized.

    9. sarcasmic   11 years ago

      The Goa’uld?

  2. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    Boots on the ground!
    Boots on the ground!
    Lookin like a fool with your boots on the ground!

    Oh, wait. That’s pants. Never mind.

    1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

      No, no-keep at it.

    2. SusanM   11 years ago

      One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

      1. Dweebston   11 years ago

        Not if Congress continues to stymy Obama’s noble efforts.

  3. Brett L   11 years ago

    So, I’m in Tampa for work. Just ran into a trio of uniformed Secret Service guys in the elevator at my hotel. They aren’t on my floor, so I guess I won’t get to see/hear the pissed off girls stomp out later when they find out these guys are cheapskates.

    In other news, Apparently, I’m missing a Festivus of Smug at home. According to FB, Bill Nye is at an event in Tallahassee and just Facetimed Neil DeGrasse Tyson while on stage.

    How’s everyone else’s night?

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      “Brett L|9.16.14 @ 8:40PM|#

      So, I’m in Tampa for work.”

      Unless you’re in baseball, I think you need to consider other careers.

      1. Brett L   11 years ago

        I work for a fast-growing consulting firm with aggressive leadership who want A-players and low bullshit. Sure, as we grow the bullshit gets deeper, but I’m relatively satisfied with the work and the rate of change. There’s a reason I don’t hang out in the MLs but maybe once a week in the last 3 months. I’ve been earning my money. Its different, but satisfying.

        1. Hyperion   11 years ago

          Try working for an uber libtard university, you will learn to ignore the bullshit really fast. Well, I’m a contractor, but I have to choose the best money because I have a family to take care of, you just learn to cope.

          1. Brett L   11 years ago

            Oh, no. I became a regular at H&R as a staff-aug contractor at a state agency. I’ve been there, done that. I kinda like working for a living rather than sitting at a desk being supervised for a living.

            1. Hyperion   11 years ago

              I work for myself, not the government, maybe you misunderstood me. I’m an IT contratctor.

              1. Hyperion   11 years ago

                IOW, self employed.

              2. Brett L   11 years ago

                Oh, I was 1099. I worked for myself. I was supervised by a state drone in return for a paycheck. And by supervised, I mean, they made sure I was at my assigned work station for a reasonable chunk of the day and I did the odd actual work request in a timely manner. But mostly, they supervised my ass being in their seat.

                1. Hyperion   11 years ago

                  I’m working for a private org, although their PC non-sense is over the top stupid. Doesn’t affect me much, I just have to see it.

                  It’s sort of like, as always, I have a client, they tell me what they want and I deliver it, get paid.

        2. GILMORE   11 years ago

          fair enough. When I was in consulting a spent a lot of my time in St Louis, Cincinnati, Atlanta, and Winston-Salem.

          Atlanta never bothered me. The rest I’d be happy to never see again.

          1. Sevo   11 years ago

            Skyline chili and White Castles!

            1. Hyperion   11 years ago

              I can’t figure what it is, but when I lived in Cincy, it was always Goldstar that I had. I had never even heard of Skyline.

              And it’s Goldstar that influenced my own chili recipe, which is the uncontested world’s best.

              1. Sevo   11 years ago

                Back in the late bronze age, most neighborhoods had a ‘local’ parlor. I liked one on Glenmore out in Cheviot and one in Clifton, and I never knew the names.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      ” uniformed Secret Service guys”

      Which leads to the obvious…

      …they have uniforms? Secret.. uniforms?

      1. Hyperion   11 years ago

        What is that? A Twisted Sister pin, on your uniform!

    3. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      Ah, Neil DeGrasse Tyson who took time out of his busy schedule to tweet this beauty out today.

      1. Brett L   11 years ago

        I mean, as best I can tell, my belief system is founded on objective reality, but its hard to say for certain. In fact, its probably impossible to say for certain. I do, however, work hard to allow my conception of reality to, as best I can understand, conform to the evidence of the most objective standards I know of. To claim that is the same as objective reality is pretty hubristic.

      2. Hyperion   11 years ago

        Heh, did DeGrasse just say that if you’re not a libertarian, you shouldn’t be in government? Sounded that way to me.

      3. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        What’s ‘objective reality’?

        1. Hyperion   11 years ago

          Something that is invisible to progs.

        2. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

          It’s when you object to reality. Most fun evenings start out that way.

        3. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

          I think it means only Ayn Rand fans get a say in how things are run.

        4. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Take the red pill, neo, and I will show you

      4. Dweebston   11 years ago

        Uh… right, okay. Objectivity is a nice standard to strive toward, but at the same time life is filled with nuance and subjective considerations. And decisions will be made on incomplete, often inaccessible, knowledge. So… we simply shouldn’t make decisions which might have some degree of interpretability? We shouldn’t craft policy that might deal in gray areas?

        Wait, I think I like that standard. No passing laws unless you can demonstrate their complete accordance with objective reality.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

          You would thinking a fucking astrophysicist would be aware of the measurement problem.

          1. Dweebston   11 years ago

            Metric, standard, whatever.

      5. ant1sthenes   11 years ago

        Figures that NDT would be an agent of the Technocratic Union.

  4. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Good grief, I agree with Code Pink, we’re fucking doomed.

    1. Brett L   11 years ago

      Its the libertarian curse. You agree with everyone about something and nobody about everything.

      1. Smilin' Joe Fission   11 years ago

        I somewhat agree.

      2. Hyperion   11 years ago

        Yeah, it’s a lot more painful than choosing a team, choosing your one pet issue, and just stop thinking at that point. Blissful ignorance, It’s what’s for dinner!

      3. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

        Even Stanley Fish? Fuck!

      4. Almanian!   11 years ago

        I neither agree nor disagree

        /Likert

      5. sarcasmic   11 years ago

        I guess everyone has something that they feel the government shouldn’t be involved in. Unfortunately for most people it’s all feels, and not a matter of principle.

        1. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

          It’s always interesting whenever people start talking about the bloated government. Everyone wants cuts except when it comes to their special thing which of course requires more spending.

          1. sarcasmic   11 years ago

            We’ve got to cut government! Just not in any way that would affect me or my family!

            “Get your government hands of my Medicare!”

        2. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

          It’s their ox, Sarc. Have you no empathy?!?

          1. sarcasmic   11 years ago

            Empathy? Is that like sympathy (a word in the dictionary between shit and syphilis)?

            1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

              No, one is a wizard spell, and the other is a cleric’s.

              I apologize for not italicizing them.

  5. GILMORE   11 years ago

    “Republican comedian”

    Wait, what? They have those?

    1. Brett L   11 years ago

      Have you ever watched Rick Santorum? Its like he took Andy Kaufman’s idea of absurdist comedy to their thematic ends.

      1. GILMORE   11 years ago

        Oh, right. He’s the one with the fetus in a jar right. But is that really comedy? i think of it as performance art.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          Its a fair cop. If the clown gets to laugh is it still comedy?

        2. Almanian!   11 years ago

          It’s performance art when he has a fetus in a *jar of urine*

          1. sarcasmic   11 years ago

            It’s got to be a Jesus fetus, otherwise it’s indecent.

            Say… is the aborted fetus Hispanic? Maybe its mom would have named the kid Hey-Soos.

      2. Hyperion   11 years ago

        Sweater Vest? He’s almost as repugnant as that sissy boy warmunger from SC, almost…

    2. Rev-Match   11 years ago

      Wait, what? They have those?

      Steven Crowder. I only like that he rips on liberals, and I dislike liberals more than I dislike neo-cons. (albeit only slightly more)

  6. Rich   11 years ago

    Dr. Eugene Seymour of the nano medicine company

    “Doctor Gene See More”? You can’t fool *me*, Matt. That’s from The Onion.

  7. Hyperion   11 years ago

    People, have we really reached a point again, so quickly, where people are ready for more of the same old senseless warmongering? Will we ever learn?

    I’ve been studying some on WW1 lately, a war in which at least 20 million people were killed, for what? Seemingly almost nothing.

    We’ve learned nothing. The point at which this changes is when people finally say to their leaders, ‘you want to fight? Get your fucking ass on the field and do it, fuck you, we’re not your pawns’. Until then, I guess nothing will change.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      “Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing?
      Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago?
      Where have all the flowers gone?
      Young girls picked them, every one.
      When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

      Where have all the young girls gone, long time passing?
      Where have all the young girls gone, long time ago?
      Where have all the young girls gone?
      Gone to young men, every one.
      When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

      Where have all the young men gone, long time passing?
      Where have all the young men gone, long time ago?
      Where have all the young men gone?
      Gone for soldiers, every one.
      When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

      And where have all the soldiers gone, long time passing?
      Where have all the soldiers gone, long time ago?
      Where have all the soldiers gone?
      Gone to graveyards, every one.
      When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?

      Where have all the graveyards gone, long time passing?
      Where have all the graveyards gone, long time ago?
      Where have all the graveyards gone?
      Gone to flowers, every one.
      When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn?”

    2. sarcasmic   11 years ago

      I’m beginning to think that it’s human nature to support war. At least the initiation of hostilities part. It feels good. We are going to go kick some ass! Fuck yeah! It’s only when enough families are made smaller that people wise up, but by then it is too late.

      The initiation of hostilities part is emotional, not rational. We libertarians try to be like Spock and not allow emotion into the decision making process, but that is not the norm. The norm is to celebrate killing people because it strokes the emotions.

      *shrug*

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

        Yes, we are hard-wired to do so, in addition to supporting it out of rational ignorance (public choice).

    3. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      We’ve learned nothing. The point at which this changes is when people finally say to their leaders, ‘you want to fight? Get your fucking ass on the field and do it, fuck you, we’re not your pawns’. Until then, I guess nothing will change.

      Humanity did it that way for a long time, and it was even worse for normal people than what we have now.

      “Only the dead have seen the end of war, because no matter how they are organized they are still pretty fucking foolish.” –possibly not an exact quote.

      1. Hyperion   11 years ago

        No, you didn’t get it. In the new version, only the warmongering politicians get on the field. The rest of us watch it on the teevee, with beer and popcorn.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Prediction: Hoops like you’ve never seen before!

    1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

      Ehhh….dream-catchers. Lame.

  9. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Baggle.

  10. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Obama hasn’t read that news story yet.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    I never wanted to hear Obamacare.

  12. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    Whatever happened to Cindy Sheehan?

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      “Whatever happened to Cindy Sheehan?”
      Obama took office.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

        She works in the pro shop at Andrews.

      2. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

        I think for a while she kept protesting after Obama was elected but the media started calling her a harpy at that point.

        1. Sevo   11 years ago

          One or two rags mentioned she was still sorta making noises, but I think that was just ‘see, it wasn’t about Bush’ camo.

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      Only recently has the question, “Tell me again why you think Charlie Crist is going to keep a single one of his promises to you?” Supplanted that question when I want to make my doctrinaire progressive friends instantly uncomfortable.

      Them: “See, what had happened was…”

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        “Them: “See, what had happened was…””

        I’ll bet sooner or later it turns out that ‘it’s complicated!’

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

          Battered spouse syndrome?

  13. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Mission accreeplished.

  14. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    Kinda sorta?

    C’mon Kmele, don’t sugarcoat it!

  15. GILMORE   11 years ago

    so does the Republican Comedian get funny at some point?

    1. Homple   11 years ago

      An outfit on twitter called LOLGOP thought it was being funny in March, 2012

      Catch the joke before they memoryhole it

      http://tinyurl.com/pxgxsnu

      1. GILMORE   11 years ago

        “Is this one of those Palin decisions?”

        I don’t even understand what that means.

        Is the idea that they made fun of Obama for wanting to strike Syria? And now he wants to strike Syria’s ‘opponents’?

        That would be funny if it weren’t depressing.

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

          Ahem… Consider your venue: Some of us think it’s funny for precisely that Reason.

  16. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    I agree with Welch. We need a northern border fence.

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Pricks.

      1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

        But, Rufus…Why would give the bad guys passports???

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Who is giving passports to bad guys?

          1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

            Dammit, I left the *you* out of that…

            Never mind!

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              I didn’t watch tonight’s episode – stream didn’t work – was there something said that alluded to us giving passports out to bad guys?

  17. GILMORE   11 years ago

    What’s prompting Matt’s Khrushchev impression?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

      He’s high as an elephant’s eye.

  18. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Legalize ISIS?

  19. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

    Full Beaver, indeed!

  20. Brett L   11 years ago

    In other news I just saw: The NFL is starting to take protecting its tax-exempt status seriously.

    The NFL has hired Cynthia C. Hogan, a former deputy assistant in the Obama administration, as its senior vice president of public policy and government affairs.

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      The NFL has definitely not been covering the vig, so it had better get a mouthpiece inside the beltway.

    2. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      I guess the fact that NFL players commit only half as much crime as their age cohort in the general population isn’t good enough.

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        “Role’ model!”
        See how easy it is to get media attention?

  21. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    They’re getting squirrelly; are they huffing nitrous?

  22. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    FIX YOUR TIE AND COLLAR.

  23. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Holy fuck, the neocon haircut boy. Is he gonna marry Lindsey Graham now, or are they already married?

    Dude’s a fucking pussy, Kennedy, just kick him in the ballz now and watch him crying on the floor!

  24. GILMORE   11 years ago

    The Independents Attire Review, 16 September 2014

    The ‘OG’ Occupy Wall St.-Edition

    – Kennedy: I scan the color wheel, and while I think this is called “Teal” it has a muted/pastel character to it that says much-less “Miami Vice” and much more “Last Month’s Wonderbread”.

    – Matt: “PowerMatt”, Blue-Shirt version. We like it. We like White Shirts better with it; but its still the best overall combination Matts got. Matt should look at the supposed-‘comedian’ sitting across from him and note how the Lilac-Shirt/Purple-Tie kicks so much ass, particularly with grey suits (but which would also drop JDAM-Style should he try the same thing with the Navy Suit)

    – Kmele: ‘Paisley Grey tie’ has debuted previously, but has done so with grey/charcoal jackets and (i think) a grey shirt. With the Khaki jacket it does none of its good things and just draws attention to itself. It doensn’t look ‘horrible’ because of the neutral color, but the pattern looks odd with a more-casual jacket.

    – The Republican Comedian Who Looks Like Bob’s Big Boy: Great shirt-tie/jacket. One of my favorite combos with charcoal suits. UNFUNNY COMEDIAN WINS

    – Buck: For the love of god you preppie cliche, that’s not ‘casually loose’ collar, that’s ‘I’m Drunk and/or Don’t Give a Shit’. That works for no one except Gavin McInnes. And you’re not even drunk. FAIL

    Tashakkur

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      much more “Last Month’s Wonderbread”.

      Ouch.

  25. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    So the trick is to call her ‘Lisa’ and she stops interrupting?

    AMAZING!

  26. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Gubermint: You need to be really scared of stuff! Uh, really scared! Cause shit is scary, and only we can save you! Ok, we’re really fucking stupid and we fuck up shit worse than it’s almost possible to even imagine, no matter how simple the problem… but trust us this time!

    1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

      +1 President Camacho

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

        Seconded.

        All in favour?

  27. Hyperion   11 years ago

    Who the fuck is Lisa?

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      Hyperion|9.16.14 @ 9:30PM|#
      “Who the fuck is Lisa?”

      Simpson?
      I do so try to keep up…

  28. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    They should have grabbed tartar sauce.

  29. Ken Shultz   11 years ago

    “And I’ll try to make some sense of the confusing new allegations about Hillary Clinton’s office segregating Benghazi documents”

    I think trigger warnings are silly, but I think there should be some kind of heads up when you’re linking to The Weigel.

    You know, sort of like a spoiler alert?

    I mean, I just ate.

    1. Rev-Match   11 years ago

      I think trigger warnings are silly

      Same here. Also, I think we all do, given that we, incessantly, make fun of it on H&R.

      1. Ken Shultz   11 years ago

        I’d explain why asking for a trigger warning for linking The Weigel is funny, but you wouldn’t understand that either.

        I’d rather be rickrolled.

        Or maybe…

        Does The Weigel make you retch, too?

        Are you The Weigel?

  30. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Don’t care? You know how much gas is now? Idling your car is the greatest gift dead grandma could be given.

  31. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    A proper wake is not depressing; it is a drunken mess!

    1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

      Just ask Tim Finnegan…

      Uisce beatha!

  32. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Body issues.

  33. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    And he’s married to a hobbit!

  34. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    They didn’t even give him a rail to ride out on?

  35. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Oh, that was good

  36. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    That was a very libertarian view-point.

  37. Rev-Match   11 years ago

    “Right” thinking people don’t have guns.

    Um…Anyone with any sanity whatsoever learns to operate and own firearms.

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Who said that? (i had mute on)

      1. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

        The comedian, but he was making the point about NYC progressives.

        What they think is right, and that is how the cigarette situation got to where it is.

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Since the guy died for selling ‘untaxed cigarettes’, i’ve pointed out that we’ve crossed the threshold where its now probably safer to sell/smoke weed (and tell your boss about it!) than it is to admit being a smoker.

          I quit, more or less*, last year because of this. It was becoming too much of a fucking big deal.

          *i was never a heavy smoker, and just stopped, but have had a few since. May start smoking cigars now just to see how irritating it is for other people.

  38. GILMORE   11 years ago

    ELISA wah!?

  39. GILMORE   11 years ago

    survey says: nose job?

  40. GILMORE   11 years ago

    The Stampeders
    Sweet City Woman

    I had this in a playlist of ‘K Billy Supersounds of the 70s’ next to Candy by Looking Glass

    1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

      Yes to the Stampeders.

      But, who is “Candy”?

      1. GILMORE   11 years ago

        She’s a fine girl

        1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

          Not after Brandy gets a hold of her. That’s one tough chick.

        2. GILMORE   11 years ago

          oh, fuck, ok “Brandy”…

          my encyclopedic memory is more like a random collection of word-associations.

          1. Trouser-Pod   11 years ago

            I’m good with both-I thought I was missing something there.

            So that’s +1 for The Stampeders, and +1 for Looking Glass.

            1. GILMORE   11 years ago

              In that playlist, next is this

              1. GILMORE   11 years ago

                Speaking of quasi-obscure 70s acts…

                ..this dude was the shit. he later wrote anthems for the gay pride movement in the 80s/90s

                he was ‘rediscovered’ when Eminem and JayZ both sampled his best record the same year. This was my favorite tune off that record

  41. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    What difference at this point does that segue make?

  42. Irish   11 years ago

    Joe Biden refers to bankers as ‘Shylocks,’ Jewish groups a bit perturbed.

    1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

      My loan shark is calling the ADL as we type…

    2. Sevo   11 years ago

      Hey, it’s Biden. We get at least one laugh a week.

    3. Winston   11 years ago

      You Know Which other Democrats attacked Jewish bankers?

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

        Trick question, because they basically all did?

        …Or was I supposed to answer Bush, or Hitler, or something meme-y?

  43. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    AH! Lou Dobbs.

  44. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    Dahbs

  45. GILMORE   11 years ago

    CHRIST ALMIGHTY, DOBBS RETURNS!

  46. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    Gary Glitter has fell off the rotation.

    But what about ‘Lunatic Fringe’?

  47. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Bite me vs. Matt meltdown.

  48. GILMORE   11 years ago

    They’re having an intervention over Matt’s excessive exhuberance

    “We all have concerns, Matt”

  49. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    oK, so they’re not talking about anything?

  50. GILMORE   11 years ago

    I remain unconvinced of Michael Malice’s alleged Heterosexuality

  51. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Hates the Redskins? Because of the name, right?

  52. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    Masturbation humor is next to poop humor for best ever!

  53. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Foster is a DC comics fan.

  54. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Foster is a Hamas fan.

    1. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

      Same difference

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Everyone likes Chick Peas. The italians call them ‘garbanzo beans’

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

        I mean, their most famous orator was named after one, amirite?

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          Cicero?

          I had no idea

          1. Gozer the Gozerian   11 years ago

            Reason

  55. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    Lisa gets cut off.

  56. Bobarian (dinosaur hunter)   11 years ago

    Cut her of

  57. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Cutoff FOR THE WIN!! and an early one. We owe the production crew a beer.

  58. PapayaSF   11 years ago

    Right on, gramps!

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      I don’t believe anything on the internet anymore.

      although i’ve actually seen crazier shit.

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      Will he become Reason’s new editor? Definitely old enough.

  59. Winston   11 years ago

    So has this show mentioned the failed attempt the amend the First Amendment? And if the Dems retain the Senate how will that be spun as evidence of some libertarian moment and that the millenials are libertarian?

  60. Winston   11 years ago

    So I remember reading some Reason-Rupe poll that people just wanted Congress to get things done even if they disapproved of what Congress was doing. This would explain public attitudes to the “shutdown.”

    Seems discontent with the USG is that TOP. MEN. aren’t Getting Things Done which is pretty fucking scary.

  61. Winston   11 years ago

    So is 10 PM ET like the libertarian curfew? I thought the guys here were a bunch of hedonist libertines?

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      I notice the same. Hell, 8PM in the west and snores!
      For pete’s sake, the damn ball games are only in the 4th inning or so, and the sidewalks are rolled up.

      1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

        The east coasties all turn into pumpkins. Artisanal, organic, free-trade pumpkins.

  62. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

    We are not alone:

    Amy Otto ?@AmyOtto8 12m
    the term sharing economy grosses me out but if it makes millennial hate regulation, I’ll suck it up

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      You Know Who Else supported a “sharing economy”?

  63. Winston   11 years ago

    You Know Who Else supported ending the existing party system with the support of youths and gays, was shot at by the cops, took drugs, vowed to create something that will last for a long time, opposed US Foreign Policy, opposed America’s use of capital punishment, would have opposed Israeli policies toward the Palestinians, supported immigration, supported oppressed minority groups in countries allied with Britain, opposed the existing banks and supported the development of new entertainment devices?

  64. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

    So if the beheading videos aren’t enough what will get the nation over it’s “boots on the ground” reluctance? How about a dash of domestic terrorism?

    (CNN) — A man who owns an upstate New York food store funded ISIS, tried to send jihadists to Syria to fight with the terrorist group and plotted to do some killing himself — by gunning down U.S. troops who had served in Iraq — federal authorities alleged Tuesday.
    Mufid A. Elfgeeh, 30, was arrested on May 31, though federal officials didn’t outline the case against him until Tuesday. According to an indictment, he faces three counts of trying “to provide material support to a foreign terrorist organization” (namely, ISIS), one count of attempting to kill officers and employees of the United States, two counts of having an unregistered firearm silencer and one for possessing guns or silencers “in furtherance of a crime of violence.”

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      Also does something seem off about these numbers?

      The firearms possession charges alone have maximum 30 year sentences, the attempted murder charge maximum sentence is 20 years, and a count for providing material support to a terrorist group is up to 15 years

      1. Irish   11 years ago

        Owning guns the government doesn’t say it’s okay to have is vastly worse than planning to murder someone or committing treason.

        Stop resisting, gun nut teabagger.

    2. Sevo   11 years ago

      Well:
      “federal authorities alleged”
      I’ll keep my shirt on.

      1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

        I find the timing curious. Maybe it’s nothing, but given how many of these “terrorist plots” are products of the government itself I can’t help but wonder. From RTFA it seems this guy was not a nice guy, but apparently they still felt the need to sting him, rather than relying on what he had done on his own.

        1. Sevo   11 years ago

          Dances-with-Trolls|9.17.14 @ 12:17AM|#
          “I find the timing curious.”

          And I’m overly skeptical. The Boston bomber seemed to have signaled enough to have gotten some attention. Instead, the cops had to ‘close’ Boston for a day or so.

          1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

            And here is some more possible outrage fuel.

            Baghdad, Sep 16 (IANS/EFE) At least 14 members of the Islamic State (IS) terrorist group were killed Tuesday near Baghdad when a rocket whose warhead they were filling with chlorine gas exploded.

            Iraqi security officials said seven more IS militants were injured in the incident, which occurred near the town of al-Dhuluiya, about 90 km north of Baghdad.

            Al-Dhuluiya was also where four members of the Iraqi security forces and Shiite militiamen suffered symptoms of asphyxiation after inhaling chlorine gas released by two improvised explosive devices.

            1. GILMORE   11 years ago

              Whats the outrage, other than ‘moar idiot terrorists blow themselves up, hurt others in process’?

              1. Not an Economist   11 years ago

                Well the chlorine gas since it is a chemical weapon is kind of worrisome (sp?). There are also reports IS have used chemical weapons successfully.

                What we do about is another question.

  65. Sevo   11 years ago

    For those of you still not snoring (I been over at the AGW thread):

    “Ride services decimate S.F. taxi industry’s business”
    […]
    “The fall of the taxi industry in San Francisco, as less-regulated ride services have taken hold, has been both steep and sharp. The number of trips taken by taxi plummeted 65 percent in just 15 months,”
    http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/…..760251.php

    Amazing what happens to self-satisfied drivers when they get competition! They might have to act like the customer pays the bills.
    In SF, you couldn’t get a cab west of Van Ness, and very few took reservations. Further, when you called and got an answer, asking when they’d get there got a ‘maybe half an hour’ response.
    I don’t wanna hear about ‘sharing’, but they sure put the spurs to the cabbies.

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      People who misuse the word decimate literally need to be put in the stocks.

      1. Sevo   11 years ago

        Headline writers need to be put in stocks with bushels of rotten eggs available.
        And the misuse of “literally” is close; did you get the ‘wake up call’ to ‘think outside the box’?

      2. Winston   11 years ago

        So should they beat each other to death with rocks or shoot each other?

  66. Irish   11 years ago

    So you know that story Reason ran with a few days ago about a cop allegedly stopping a black woman for kissing her husband because he assumed she was a prostitute?

    I’m thinking Reason might want to issue a retraction.

    The “Django Unchained” actress who claimed she was harassed and hurt by cops after making out with her boyfriend was actually having sex in her car according to witnesses … then went on a rant with cops accusing them of racism and not knowing who she was … according to police audio obtained by TMZ.

    The eyewitnesses said the guy was sitting in the seat, she was straddling him and it was for everyone to see. One eyewitness told cops they cleaned themselves up afterward with a tissue.

    TMZ obtained police audio of the incident. Watts instantly plays the race card when Sgt. Jim Parker asked for her ID. She quickly moves from the race card to the fame card — then storms off, refusing to show her ID.

    So she may have actually been having public sex and the police were called because of the public sex. She then explicitly said she was going to make the cop look like a racist for daring to interrupt her public coitus.

    I think the woman might be at fault for this one, and I was definitely on her side at first.

    1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

      Yeah, I’m guessing we’re never going to hear about it again. The problem that ENB brought up about police using suspicion of prostitution as a handy way to harass poor women was real one, but a little bit more research into this particular situation would have saved some face. A handy rule of thumb when a celebrity is involved is to wait at least two days before making a call. I don’t always follow it myself, but I do try.

      That’s the internet world; sudden, emotionally charged, and to be believed at your own risk.

      1. Irish   11 years ago

        Also, why is TMZ always breaking these stories? Has TMZ become the most legitimate American news source?

        1. Whahappan?   11 years ago

          Them and the Enquirer.

    2. GILMORE   11 years ago

      “Irish|9.16.14 @ 11:52PM|#

      So you know that story Reason ran with a few days ago about a cop allegedly stopping a black woman for kissing her husband “

      Yes,

      And some of us thought the ‘making a big deal about it’ was lame even before it turned out (from the audio) that Princess Spirit-World was a fucking psychopathic bitchtits.

      Then we all linked to the audio and said, ‘this shit is bogus’… and there was deafening silence.

      Brian D., in his update to his original post, tried to spin it as ‘see! cops are rude.’…

      which was crazy, because the cop was like, “lady i would have been gone 15 mins ago if you weren’t making this into days of our lives…” etc.

      The audio is damning.

      1. Dances-with-Trolls   11 years ago

        Brian D., in his update to his original post, tried to spin it as ‘see! cops are rude.’..

        Seriously? I didn’t see the update. I can understand getting roped into the initial report but doing anything but mea culpa after the tape came out is pretty lame.

        1. GILMORE   11 years ago

          here

          he leaves open the allegations…but to have heard the recordings, and thought – the cop was the dick? is pretty crazy IMHO. in my world, she was all wrong and the cop was trying desperately to give her an out.

          “[UPDATE: To vicariously live through and hear exactly why Watts, and other Americans, get so aggravated with police, it’s worth listening to some audio of the incident released by celeb gossip website TMZ, in which a Sgt. Parker tells Watts with maddening supercilious arrogance that “I do have more power than you. Yes it’s true. I have more power than you” and “I don’t work for you” and “When I tell you to do something you have to do it, ma’am. That’s the law….We actually have no charges now” when stressing she was not arrested but merely being detained. TMZ also found eyewitnesses who claim that Watts and her husband were having intercourse in the parked car, though nothing in the audio they released corroborates that as the complaint.]

  67. userve32   11 years ago

    lol, You gotta be kidding me. Why cant the US jsut mind its own business for a change.

    http://www.CryptAnon.tk

  68. Hyperion   11 years ago

    I’m feeling really good about this senile old fuck saving the planet. Maybe at least he’ll save Lisa, though.

  69. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Timbales. For her own band, ‘Cult Jam’.

    You’re thinking of Sheila E

  70. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Damn.

    No, Lisa Lisa just sang with her own band.

    Shiela E was the percussionist. AND she played other things (sax? no, bass!). She was the niece(?) of Coke Escovedo- percussionist for Santana.

    These things are important

  71. GILMORE   11 years ago

    LIES! You are trying to taint perfectly good 80s electro with your lesbian rock!

  72. GILMORE   11 years ago

    I am undone.

    She was the one with the lace gloves, huh?

    I suppose she was in the ‘kiss’ video, which is completely unavailable because Prince’s lawyers belong to the firm of God, Yahweh, and Jehova.

  73. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Also,

    ” She replaced keyboardist Gayle Chapman.[10″

    The guy with the Dr’s outfit, and the surgical mask. Hm. i bet he’s still pissed.

  74. GILMORE   11 years ago

    Clearly you have some kind of inside connection with the Demigod from Minneapolis

    I saw him live in Prospect park…2005? maybe … it was a Maceo Parker concert, and Prince showed up unannounced for a 3 song set. The expression ‘off the hook’ does not do it justice. People in Brooklyn are Prince fans. (see: Do the Right Thing)

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