ClickHole Quiz: "Which Iraq War Are You?"


ClickHole, the new viral media satire site from the makers of The Onion, has done it again. Following up on President Barack Obama's announcement of a new war in Iraq (and Syria!) with airstrikes and ground troops and all that good stuff, the parody site presents a Buzzfeed-esque quiz: "Which Iraq War Are You?"
Which personality traits best describe you?
Loud and outgoing
Impulsive and inconsiderate
A little bit quiet and introverted for now, but who really knows?If you have a crush on someone, what do you do?
I don't really think about it too much; I just try to kiss them whether they want me to or not
I tell them how I feel, no matter how it affects our relationship
I sort of feel things out for a little while and then reassess the situation further down the lineWhat is your favorite Star Wars trilogy?
The original
The second, terrible one
The third one, where we don't really know what's going to happensWhat is your greatest fear?
Failure
Commitment
The Iraqi occupation of KuwaitWhat is your ideal first date?
A quick movie, so that even if it's really bad, I'm still home by 11
A romantic candlelit dinner with a person who doesn't want me there that goes on for way too long
A night of casual flirting, where the other person isn't sure if I'm going to really go for it or not
You'll have to play it yourself to see which one you are, but this was my result:
You're unpredictable, mysterious, and a little bit reserved—in other words, you're the United States' current counterterrorism campaign against ISIS! You're slow to open up to people, and it's sometimes difficult to tell what you're thinking, but in a little while, who knows what you'll be like?
For more serious Reason coverage of the new Iraq War, watch each of the last four presidents announce their own bombing campaign, read about Obama's b.s. justification, why waging war is Congress's business, responses from Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.), Rep. Justin Amash (R-Mich.), and even one congress critter who is "glad people have this 9/11 mentality again."
H/T: Dances-with-Trolls
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I got the current one. John must hate me.
If you're skinny he already hates you
I know DwT got the hat tip, but I saw it on your Facebook feed first.
Oh, sure, "hat tip" to "beloved commenter" DWT.
Well, "beloved" was implied!
I stole this from Dances without attribution and posted it - I need to go back and fix that...:)
PS I'm 2014 Counter Terrorism offsensive. So this poll is saying I'm Obama? FUCK YOU, POLL!
Ha!
I got 2014 as well.
2014 Counterterrorism campaign for me as well. I'm so flighty and unpredictable!
That's why I stopped following you years ago
You don't know what you're missing.
I do sometimes get a craving for your tasty body. But Sundays are usually booked with either football or bottomless mimosa brunch.
Jesus fucking antiChrist, some people just don't wanna have fun. Posted this to the FB..."Is there a selection for 'War Criminal', cause BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH".
"Um, it's just a dumb, funny survey."
"OK, cause WAR CRIMINULZ, and...."
I haven't unfriended yet, but I might just need to delete it. Everything is political for some people. Their lives must be absolutely MISerable.
Perhaps some deep seated grief to see their beloved leader turn into Bush before their eyes... or else it's all Team DERP.
Semi-on-topic, from Gateway Pundit: ISIS Sets Up Socialist State in Caliphate ? Releases Ten Points of Redistribution
A "muhajir" communicating on the Internet. Scandalous! I imagine they'll cut off her hands if they find out about it.
No taxes? Sounds great.
Rack Man Jojo is not going to liek that.
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Very traditional of you.
Rockin' it Ol Skool, yo!
My brother was there in Desert Storm. 101st Airborne - death from above, doing advance work for artillery.
I remember when he came home - something like 6 months after it was all over - and "debriefed" us in my mom's dining room. Watching my little brother, the Combat Veteran?....kinda brought a tear to my eye, despite the fuckupedness of that whole venture.
He died of cancer two years later 🙁 A toast to 1st Lt Tae Kwan Bob, XO of the Jump School at Fort Campbell! Jumpin' out of perfectly good airplanes and 'copters in heaven now 🙂
Sorry for your loss. Damn shame we're going to foolishly add more to it.