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Argument Against Medical Marijuana in Florida: If You Give a Rapist a Pot Cookie…

Jacob Sullum | 8.13.2014 7:47 PM

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The campaign against Amendment 2, Florida's medical marijuana initiative, warns that letting patients buy cannabis-infused edibles will lead to date rape. You may wonder: Exactly how would that work? Judging from a new No on 2 ad (right), the date rapist would follow these steps:

1. Get a doctor's recommendation allowing him to obtain marijuana for treatment of a "debilitating medical condition" (defined here).

2. Get a date.

3. Buy a marijuana-infused chocolate-chip cookie from a dispensary.

4. Take the date to a picnic where similar-looking chocolate-chip cookies are being served on a red-and-white checked tablecloth.

5. Slip the pot cookie onto the pile of regular cookies when the date is not looking.

6. Offer the date a cookie.

7. Make sure she takes the right cookie.

8. If she refuses, insist that she eat the cookie; force it down her throat if necessary.

9. Wait a couple of hours.

10. Pounce.

Or something like that. You may be thinking: Wouldn't it be easier to get the date drunk or slip her a sedative? You may also be thinking: Marijuana-infused baked goods have been around for a long time. People even have been known to make their own with marijuana purchased on the black market. Why is it we are only hearing about this pot-cookie date-rape menace now? Possibly because recent polling indicates that 88 percent of Floridians support medical marijuana, and the No on 2 folks are desperate to turn public opinion around by any means necessary. Judging from the overwhelmingly negative reaction on the group's Facebook page, where the ad debuted on Saturday, the scare tactics may be backfiring. 

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Jacob Sullum is a senior editor at Reason.

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  1. Alice Bowie   11 years ago

    Clearly this person has never smoked weed.

    1. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Hey, they watched Reefer Madness. What more do they need to know?

  2. pmains   11 years ago

    Legislation by overactive imagination. I like it. Let's ban the poaching of unicorns while we're at it.

    1. Christophe   11 years ago

      How many unicorns have you run into lately? See? Clearly an endangered species!

    2. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      Poaching is out. The new thing is to cook your unicorns Sous-Vide.

  3. Marshall Gill   11 years ago

    You may be thinking: Wouldn't it be easier to get the date drunk or slip her a sedative?

    Actually, as a non-Chester, I was thinking how boring having sex with someone unconscious would be, rather than considering which methods would be more effective but YMMV.

    1. Alice Bowie   11 years ago

      Chester-the-Molester !!!

  4. GILMORE   11 years ago

    We seem to have already invented 2 new HyR memes.

    - Rape Cookies
    - Unicorn Poachers

    I applaud the idea of both.

    1. mr lizard   11 years ago

      Or Unicorn Cookies and Rape Poachers

      1. Sudden   11 years ago

        Oddly enough that's the name of Steve Smith's book club.

        1. mr lizard   11 years ago

          Funny he always struck me as a Unicorn Rape kinda guy.

          1. Episiarch   11 years ago

            Also a Cookie Poacher. Just sayin'.

            1. mr lizard   11 years ago

              You know who else poached a cookie?...

      2. Agammamon   11 years ago

        Unicorn Raping Cookie Poachers.

        1. Christophe   11 years ago

          Great name for an indie band.

  5. Suthenboy   11 years ago

    I heard the devil weed makes white wimminz want sex with the negroes.

    1. JW   11 years ago

      It's true! One puff and I was ready to dance with the dark devil!

    2. Heroic Mulatto   11 years ago

      You know, Suthen, I should be the one to relate the tale of how my parents met.

  6. Apatheist ?_??   11 years ago

    It's pretty difficult to come up with the most retarded anti-pot ad considering the competition but I think this one is the new champion.

  7. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    I've got an idea! Let's slip someone a drug that often makes the uninitiated feel paranoid, and then try to put the moves on them! What could possibly go wrong?

    1. mr lizard   11 years ago

      Warty calls that Tuesday

    2. Episiarch   11 years ago

      "Acid, the new date rape drug."

  8. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

    Pot does make you horny. Why that's bad I'm not sure. But then I'm not a fascist asshole.

  9. Agammamon   11 years ago

    You may be thinking: Wouldn't it be easier to get the date drunk or slip her a sedative?

    Nah, I'm thinking it'd be easiest to dose her with marijuana by simply lighting up a joint and offering it to her.

    'Course, I'm not an experienced date-rapist and don't know how you're going to dose someone into enough unconciousness/docility that you can have your wicked way with them through *pot*.

    1. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

      "it'd be easiest to dose her with marijuana by simply lighting up a joint and offering it to her."

      cunning in it's simplicity

      1. anon   11 years ago

        Or, you know... "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

        Works more often than you'd guess.

        1. SIV   11 years ago

          MDMA...

          Like Billy Dee Williams says about Colt 45 Malt Liquor. "It works every time"

  10. WDATPDIM?!   11 years ago

    Sounds plausible, dude.

  11. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

    I was curious as to who is opposing and supporting Amendment 2 officially and found a list of both sides on the Amendment 2 Ballotpedia page. Fascinatingly, along with the state's LP chapter, Florida's SEIU is supporting it. Opposing it are law enforcement groups, Sheldon Adleson (?) Debbie Wasserman Shultz and what looks like every Republican official in the state.

    1. anon   11 years ago

      Are you asking who Adelson is, or why he opposes it?

      He runs casinos in Vegas. He can't make money off drugs in Vegas if they're legal in Florida.

      1. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

        I was asking the latter, and I guess that does answer it. I just wondered why he would care whether sick people in Florida can use marijuana or not.

        Now if you could explain why the SEIU supports it...

        1. anon   11 years ago

          Have you ever met a service employee that -didn't- smoke pot?

          1. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

            I see it's being sold as something nurses and health care service workers support:

            Martha Baker, RN, Vice President of the SEIU Florida State Council, expressed her support for both United for Care and Amendment 2.

            "Amendment 2 is about compassion for patients suffering from debilitating conditions, and that is something our members are proud to stand behind," said Baker. "Seriously ill patients should not have to expose themselves to prosecution for seeking to obtain the medicine they need to relieve their symptoms, and no physician should have to put their freedom or their license at risk for recommending the use of that medicine."

            http://www.unitedforcare.org/p....._marijuana

            Something I've always wondered about the SEIU, isn't every occupation that doesn't manufacture something or physically manipulate the environment a 'service' occupation?

            1. anon   11 years ago

              Hence the vague name.

              If they aren't specific, they have a larger pond to fish in with their bullshit.

              1. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

                I guess Workers of the World Unite was taken.

        2. Christophe   11 years ago

          Culture war cuts both ways. If the republicans are taking a party line stance against it (living up to the "Stupid Party" moniker), it's going to push some donkeys in the right direction.

        3. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

          If you look at Adelson wiki page, you'll see that he had an addiction problem in his family.

          He's still on the wrong/fascist side of history but it's a common mistake to make.

          1. Calidissident   11 years ago

            Addiction to marijuana?

            1. Marshall Gill   11 years ago

              Addiction to marijuana?

              If you can be "addicted" to shopping or sex, why not?

              The addiction to power, on the other hand, is base evil.

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      And Charlie Crist's current employer (Morgan & Morgan, Esq.) are running commercials in favor.

      1. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

        Crist is listed as a supporter, so it must be popular.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          I believe you have the measure of the man.

          1. Dammit, not again   11 years ago

            Why do people hate trial attorney John Morgan, of Morgan and Morgan Orlando, so much?

            1. Brett L   11 years ago

              Because they are the archetypal personal injury, sue your boss, chase the ambulance law firm. Maybe they really are on the side of the people, but they swim with sharks and its hard to see the difference from here. Also, more personally, because John Morgan wants to let the police keep putting poor people in prison for having pot, but thinks his dad would have been a responsible user.

    3. PapayaSF   11 years ago

      Libertarians + unions vs. Democrats + Republicans + police? The End Times Are Here!

    4. Dweebston   11 years ago

      Republicans desperately want to die on this hill. I have to think they know their constituency better than I possibly could, but it seems like such a waste of potential votes to cling to the losing side of this issue. The tide turned ages ago, and it's washing them out with it.

      1. anon   11 years ago

        Yeah, I really don't get it. There must be too many kickbacks from private prisons to just let it go.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          The money/influence still hasn't shifted. Yet. SEIU and trial lawyers are not where the Republicans raise their money in FL. But I continue to believe that when they see Colorado gain 250M/year in revenue AND see their prison budget fall by 6-8%/year, it won't take another election cycle to get all the leadership-track state reps to see the light, regardless of party affiliation. The reality of state budgeting is that schools, hospitals, and prisons eat up 85% of the budget. Being able to steal 2-3% of the budget from the prison sector AND have the crime rate decrease will be huge wins.

          1. mr lizard   11 years ago

            They will never let the "demand" for prison space drop. The Statists will just find other vague laws to lock up minorities for. Granted legalizing weed puts a temporary dent in their efforts, but they will recoups their "losses" and then some for spite. In fact I bet they will find a way to double the incararation rate until they are back to the norm. Sorry for the nut punch... I hope I am wrong.

          2. Marshall Gill   11 years ago

            I continue to believe that when they see Colorado gain 250M/year in revenue AND see their prison budget fall by 6-8%/year, it won't take another election cycle to get all the leadership-track state reps to see the light, regardless of party affiliation.

            I agree completely. I am expecting a flood of legalization in the next few years. The States have become just as addicted to filthy lucre as the Feds. Their budgets grow faster than inflation and population and still they want more.

            Here in Oklahoma there is even petitions and candidates running for Governor who support legalization.

      2. Winston   11 years ago

        Republicans desperately want to die on this hill. I have to think they know their constituency better than I possibly could, but it seems like such a waste of potential votes to cling to the losing side of this issue. The tide turned ages ago, and it's washing them

        You do know this line of thinking is why the Republicans didn't get rid of Social Security and Medicare? And will be used to justify not repealing Obamacare?

        1. Calidissident   11 years ago

          I think you're making his point. For the most part, they don't seem to care about principles, so why die on this hill?

        2. Calidissident   11 years ago

          I think you're making his point. For the most part, they don't seem to care about principles, so why die on this hill?

          1. Calidissident   11 years ago

            Damn squirrels

          2. Winston   11 years ago

            They seem to think that they'll lose more votes by opposing pot than by legalizing it I guess. It's all political expediency.

            1. Winston   11 years ago

              Oops I meant they'll "lose more votes by legalizing pot than by opposing it."

    5. Bo Cara Esq.   11 years ago

      Of course the SoCons are against it

      "John Stemberger, president of the Florida Family Policy Council, said his group and other Christian conservatives oppose the prescription cannabis initiative because he worries it could lead to outright legalization, which has happened in Colorado and Washington. That could lead to more minors using pot."

      http://www.bradenton.com/2014/.....rylink=cpy

  12. brec   11 years ago

    Will the new face of "Date Rape" look like a Cookie?

    (1) Random capitalization is often a symptom of substandard literacy.

    (2) The answer to "Will" or "Does" questions in headlines in media, or in ads like this, is usually "No."

    1. anon   11 years ago

      If reporters are supposed to report the news, why the fuck are they asking me!?

  13. Dave Corner   11 years ago

    Sounds like Florida should make date rape illegal!

  14. AlmightyJB   11 years ago

    I did not have sexual relations with that cookie.

  15. SIV   11 years ago

    No Independents thread? My hotel has Fox Business.
    Radley is on touting the virtues of "community policing" and suggesting that police departments might consider hiring a Black officer or two.

  16. Agile Cyborg   11 years ago

    Millenial feminism has invaded millenial pot.

    1. Sudden   11 years ago

      We ought to poll millennials to get their reactions to this...

  17. Tommy_Grand   11 years ago

    All men are rapist
    some men like pot
    pot is rapist
    QED

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      Children like cookies
      Pot cookies are child rape

  18. Sudden   11 years ago

    I have it on good authority that there may be some people within the legal community who may or may not give their sheep edible cannabis products. Take that knowledge as you will.

  19. cavalier973   11 years ago

    "Where would you rape the Millenium Falcon, anyway?
    Right there; I've done it."

    ~Mr. Plinkett

    "AHAHAHA Rape Jokes! I love 'em!"

    ~Also Mr. Plinkett

    1. Winston   11 years ago

      What's funnier, Rape Jokes or Prison Rape Jokes?

      1. Marshall Gill   11 years ago

        It depends on if they are women in prison rape jokes or dudes in prison rape jokes.

        1. Bobarian   11 years ago

          Or if your in prison at the time.

          1. Bobarian   11 years ago

            you're

            Also - Especially if its your cellmate who is telling them.

  20. userve32   11 years ago

    Sounds like a prett ycrazy idea dude.

    http://www.AnonWays.tk

  21. Winston   11 years ago

    I'm still waiting for my artisanal organic fair trade living wage transmale femsplained pot from Outer Mongolia.

  22. Winston   11 years ago

    And how come there have been no cracks about Kevin McCarthy for being a pod person? I am teh disappoint.

  23. Robert   11 years ago

    My mind filled in the headline, "...and he'll rape for a day. Teach him to make pot brownies, and he'll rape for his life."

    Isn't that how Steve Smith got started?

  24. Winston   11 years ago

    So can anyone explain why Canadians love Obama so much? Even more than their own politicians?

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