Celebrate the Anniversary of the Moon Landing by Repudiating 'Moonshots'!
Forty-five years ago yesterday, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first humans to put their boots on the ground of the moon. For many, the U.S. space program has been kind of a letdown ever since. Alas, not for statists and speechwriters. As I wrote in the February 2012 issue of Reason,
Three weeks after Neil Armstrong announced that "the Eagle has landed," President Richard Nixon declared that "abolishing poverty, putting an end to dependency—like reaching the moon a decade ago—may seem impossible. But in the spirit of Apollo we can lift our sights and marshal our best efforts." Not only is the American landscape still blemished by poverty and dependency on government, including sickening amounts of dependency by the rich, but the War on Poverty launched by Nixon's predecessor, Lyndon Johnson, turned out to be one of the great launch failures in policy history.
The moon's metaphorical record has only waned since then. In 1971 Nixon fired his rhetorical rockets on cancer: "The time has come in America when the same kind of concentrated effort that split the atom and took man to the moon should be turned toward conquering this dread disease." Cancer has since taken some hits, but is still not beaten. Both Jimmy Carter, in his notorious 1979 "malaise" speech, and George H.W. Bush, in his less remembered 1992 State of the Union address, used Apollo as an almost desperate reminder to depressed Americans that they can still be great. "There's been talk of decline," Bush said. "Someone even said our workers are lazy and uninspired. And I thought: Really? You go tell Neil Armstrong standing on the moon."
There's no escaping the moonshot in contemporary political discourse. GOP presidential contender Herman Cain…used it in February 2011 as proof we can and must "secur[e] the border": "We put a man on the moon," he said, "so this isn't that hard!" Bill Clinton, in his exhaustive (and exhausting) post-presidency, has been fond of such formulations as "we need to make fixing climate change as politically sexy as putting a man on the moon." The whole thesis of the bestseller That Used to Be Us by Thomas L. Friedman and Michael Mandelbaum is that the United States has lost its ability to do such great things as, well, you know what.
Why is this a problem? Because politicians deploy the moonshot metaphor to make expensive, long-range promises. When those deadlines inevitably fail to get met, well, that's the next guy's problem. Meanwhile, just as predictably, moonshot enthusiasts fail to grok the more relevant lessons of Apollo:
[T]hese transparent attempts to glom onto JFK's glamour skip right over the 35th president's real-world pragmatism. Consider this passage from Kennedy's terse "Man on the Moon" speech: "This decision demands a major national commitment of scientific and technical manpower, material and facilities, and the possibility of their diversion from other important activities where they are already thinly spread.…It means we cannot afford undue work stoppages, inflated costs of material or talent, wasteful interagency rivalries, or a high turnover of key personnel."
Read Reason's whole private-space special issue from 2012, including Robert Zubrin's bracing examination of whether we have become too scared about astronauts dying. (Opening sentence: "If we could put a man on the Moon, why can't we put a man on the Moon?")
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Forty-five years ago yesterday, Neil FUCKING Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin became the first humans to put their boots on the ground of the moon
fixed
Some day, when Armstrong is the center of a massive religious cult, much thought and analysis will be directed at his nomen, "Fucking."
One of these days Alice?pow! Straight to the Moon!
God damn it.
I blame the FedEx guy.
I blame BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
If someone offers you a Moonshot, ask them to hold the benzene - it can really foul your jets.
Don't ask me how I know
One of these days, Matt: Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon.
+1 Alice
I don't see you with a Fungineering degree!
I got my degree from Coney Island College.
Go Whitefish!
Also, we can put a man on the moon, but we can't guarantee that photos accompanying reason.com articles have Alt Text. (present example excepted)
What kind of world do we live in??!
It is a testament to the lack of historical awareness that pols and their fans continue to romanticize the moon landing.
In reality, the Apollo 11 landing was born of a national pants-wetting moment over a beeping metal basketball that was never a threat (Sputnik), and years of faulty intelligence about the capabilities and intentions of our national rival.
Sure, the space program was an impressive engineering and human achievement, but we arrived at that point every bit as stupidly as we arrived at Bush the Lesser's decision to depose Saddam.
It also overlooks the fact that the Apollo program set back the human development of space by a good 30 years or so.
Sure it was a technological marvel but it was also technological dead end and utterly economically unsustainable. Had we instead put those same resources into developing viable space utilization technologies we probably wouldn't have made it to the moon till the early 90's but when we did it would have been to colonize it
You're quite possibly right, but without the space race with the Soviets we'd quite possibly have never sent humans into space and done everything with probes.
without the space race with the Soviets we'd quite possibly have never sent humans into space and done everything with probes.
Disagree. The pre-WWII giants of rocketry (ie.: von Braun, Goddard and Tsiolkovsky) all dreamed of human space flight. Sending up orbiting instruments was a necessary step towards that goal.
So... Nixon had progressive tendencies. Figures.
Nixon basically was a prog. Just a team red prog, like TR. He also faked the moon landing. On Venus.
That's one small swing for a man, and one fewer mailbox for mankind.
+1 juvenile delinquent
If the money and interest that this country has expended on the female breast had been spent on the space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
I prefer titties to hog dog stands, so we made the right call there.
Think topless hotdog stands - with lunar gravity...
Apollo was, of course, a massively important human achievement, but the example is not one to follow as far as methodology goes. It was incredibly expensive and left nothing but a lot of film, some science, and a point in history.
We should choose to go to the Moon to stay there and to exploit its resources. The only way that's happening is with a robust manned spaceflight industry that can reduce the costs of getting to orbit. Without that, we'll never do more than we did in the late 60s and early 70s.
We haven't so much as set foot outside of LEO since 1972. Our robots have, yes, but no human has done so.
Spoken like a true libertarian. You monster!
Two points:
1. Why not send our robots to mine the moon?
2. NASA is a spectacular lesson in the evils of bureaucracy. Despite the space race being a contrived boondoggle, NASA did a fairly competent job when they were under the gun and willing to take risk. When the perceived urgency diminished, NASA became ineffectual money pit. A typical government jobs program producing very little at great cost.
Robots aren't anywhere near as flexible as humans, and if we can get cheap access to space, sending people won't be such a big deal, especially to planetary bodies like the Moon and Mars.
I see a robotics explosion coming. Don't think it will be too long before they can do just about anything people do.
Manned spaceflight/exploration is all about life support. AND we've become WAY too risk adverse to make it profitable.
Well, if robots have all of the initiative, wherefore humanity?
The initiative would be human...just using robots to maximize profit. If the bottom line is better using robots, that's where I'd invest.
But I honestly believe we won't become a spacefaring species until there is money to be made.
It's insanely expensive to just get anything to orbit. If that changes, then there are things to do, get, and explore in space, including Luna Disney.
There is money to be made today.
You start off by putting up a space station with a couple of orbital tugboats. You sell satellite refuel/repair/re-positioning (tugboat goes out and tows satellite back to the station where the crew refurbs and refuels it then the tug puts it back in it's initial orbit) and orbital clearing services (a defunct satellite or piece of space junk is sitting in a valuable orbital slot, you charge someone a couple of million to clear it out by having your tugboat pull it out of the way).
Really? You go tell Neil Armstrong standing on the moon."
Fuck, he's still there?
Did we forget to bring him back? No wonder he was so reluctant to make public appearances.
Until we build a decent space elevator, manned space flight will be too expensive for commerce.
Meh. Scaled Composite's approach of using conventional aircraft to lift the spacecraft to ~50,000 feet has brought the cost down. Had we gone that route we would probably have cheaper and more reuseable systems.
The reason we ended-up with the three-stages approach is that all they had to do was stack three existing ICBM's and top with a crew vehicle and the LEM.
Listen, I don't want to hear logic. I want to hear when my space elevator is going to done.
Listen, I don't want to hear logic. I want to hear when my space elevator is going to done.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't get an EDIT BUTTON.
OT, carry over from the AMs: No-holds-bar fistfight which President in there prime wins it?
Abe Lincoln. Tall, skinny guys punch surprisingly hard.
Would the same not apply to Washington?
I keep looking at Taft card, slow and lumbering takes a lot of hits and ham fisted. I think it depends if its an enclosed space or not.
No way does Lincoln win. A short, stocky guy would get inside and just work the hell out of his midsection.
There's a reason the middleweight boxing champ isn't a 6'3" beanpole.
Obama - always bet on black.
Obama is black?
Kennedy probably wins. He'd get himself so drugged up that he was impervious to pain. Then he'd use the drug-strength to rip the arms of his competitors off.
Andrew Jackson. Dude was a horrible President but he was practically a superhero in his exploits
The entire planet is destroyed when Andrew Jackson and Theodore Roosevelt try to out-manly one another.
I don't think Gerald Ford gets enough play on this, dumb as a box of rocks could definitely take a hit. Played football.
Also could deliver them. Played OL/LB in the leather helmet, two-way era, and was considered a star at the time.
I'd bet on Gerald Ford. Judging by Presidential reputations, he's probably getting odds that are too good for someone with his size and athleticism.
Wasn't Washington like 6' 13" or something?
Is Armstrong the one without a mailbox?
Wrong, sir, wrong. He replaced that mailbox with a mailbox that is beyond your comprehension.
IIRC, he replaced his mailbox at least four times.
His neighbors were luckier, having fashioned theirs out of a 4" iron pipe the second time.
Meh, I'm gonna celebrate on Armstrong's birthday instead. And by celebrate, I mean celebrate MY birthday in 2 weeks.
By the way, Buzz Aldrin is going full retard lately saying that NASA getting .5% of the federal budget is an unacceptably low number...never mind the fact that the Feds are trying to regulate free enterprise out of the space flight business for no fucking reason other than protectionism for their contractor cronies.
Stupid Moon! I walked on your face!
"e. But in the spirit of Apollo we can lift our sights and marshal our best efforts." Not only is the American landscape still blemished by poverty and dependency on government, including sickening amounts of dependency by the rich, but the War on Poverty launched by Nixon's predecessor, Lyndon Johnson, turned out to be one of the great launch failures in policy history."
The funny thing is that the kind of Poverty Johnson's war on poverty was designed to fight HAS been eliminated. His welfare programs had nothing to do with it of course, all they did was to create a permanent underclass utterly dependent on government but even that underclass bascially has the same quality of life as lower middle class Europeans and we have the free market (or what is left of it) to thank for that.
"The funny thing is that the kind of Poverty Johnson's war on poverty was designed to fight HAS been eliminated"
That's what always happens. When a bureaucracy solves a problem, either the bureaucracy could go away, or it can redefine the problem. Of course we know which one bureaucracies are going to choose.
Anyway, the whole "if we can put a man on the moon" argument was always dumb from the get-go. "If we can do one difficult thing, why can't we do another"? Gee, because maybe not all difficult things are the same? It's like saying, "If I can deadlift five hundred pounds, why can't I speak Portuguese?"
So before I read all the comments, I'm assuming we've discussed mailboxes somewhere above.
...maybe.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong WALKED ON THE MOON...
...and Michael Jackson fucked little boys in the ass.
(sorry, but that never gets old)
As if politicians couldn't make use of any other Mickey Mouse excuse to steal from us!