German Committee May Use Typewriters to Combat American Espionage

As the U.S.-German spy scandal continues to unfold, the German committee that was allegedly being spied on is actively seeking ways to keep its work hidden from American informants. One option they're looking at is good, old-fashioned typewriters.
The Guardian reports:
Asked "Are you considering typewriters" by the interviewer on Monday night, the Christian Democrat politican Patrick Sensburg said: "As a matter of fact, we have – and not electronic models either". "Really?", the surprised interviewer checked. "Yes, no joke", Sensburg responded. …
"Unlike other inquiry committees, we are investigating an ongoing situation. Intelligence activities are still going on, they are happening," said Sensburg. …
According to German media, revelations about digital surveillance have triggered a fundamental rethink about how the government conducts its communications. "Above all, people are trying to stay away from technology whenever they can", wrote Die Welt.
The spied-on committee was, interestingly enough, a task force for investigating National Security Agency (NSA) surveillance on the German public.
Of course, Germany cannot rely exclusively on typewriters to keep its secrets safe. From Ars Technica:
In addition to the typewriting initiative, [Sensburg] announced publicly that he was going to have a security audit performed on his smartphone. "I'm going to ask the other chairmen and committee members to have their phones checked at once," Sensburg said.
That declaration came just one day after German media reported (Google Translate) that two members of the German parliament—including a former member of the intelligence committee—had their phones compromised.
"We have to try to keep our internal communication sure to send encrypted e-mails, use crypto phones and other things, and other things that I won't mention, of course," Sensburg noted.

The alleged spy who has provoked this, identified only as Markus R., apparently worked for Germany's Federal Intelligence Service, and sold 218 documents to the CIA for a modest $34,000.
This isn't the first time a country has turned to typewriters in light of NSA snooping. Just about a year ago, following the Edward Snowden deluge, Reason noted that one Russian federal agency bought 20 typewriters for spy-proof internal communication.
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I have a 1959 Smith Corona still in decent working order - what am I bid, oh Teutonic Typists?
Maybe they're looking for some retreaded 1930s models. You know, the kind that had the key that typed the SS logo lighting bolt style.
Der Kommisar is in town, uh oh.
You can spy on typewriters. Using a microphone, you can remotely record the sound of keys being pressed. Using a sophisticated algorithms, you can deduce what is being typed. They've been doing that since before I was born.
Make special typewriters with random key patterns. Or play a taoe of 100 typewriters typing over and over.
Or they could just steal the ribbon from the trash.
Or, you can hack the network connected Xerox machines they make all the spy-proof copies on.
I was going to say that (more as a joke). Now they have to go back to paper and invisible ink. The NSA is taking us back to the pre-industrial age.
Do remember when Obama was running for his first term, and trying to create foreign policy bona fides by going to Berlin. I thought I was the only one troubled by seeing thousands of Germans rallying in front of a charismatic leader. Wonder how they feel about that rally now?
You know who else... Ah, fuck it.
Kennedy!
win
Maybe they'll have a book burning with Dreams of My Father.
$34K?!
It's not surprising that people are willing to sell the stuff, but at Walmart prices?
Never plug into the network!
Gee, Fritz, why doncha just use your ENIGMA machine?
Spy-proof, hah! They haven't seen my special carbon-backed paper I put under their regular paper unobtrusively to record a letter-for-letter copy of everything they type!