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Politics

Up in My Grill: 4th of July Rap (featuring Remy)

Meredith Bragg | 7.4.2014 8:00 AM

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Happy 4th of July. 

"Up in My Grill: 4th of July Rap (featuring Remy)" was originally released on July 2, 2013 and the original text is below. 

Ain't no party like a nanny state party.

Song written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Meredith Bragg. About 1:20 minutes.

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LYRICS
Fourth of July, a Fifth of Patron
Celebrating it with all the girls that we know
Yeah, today is the day they put paper to quill
and said the government can't be all up in your grill

Kielbasa and hot dogs, brats, a sauerkraut box
It's like we're living in Anthony Weiner's outbox
Billy's pouring drinks, yeah it's gonna be monstrous
Gary's swimming with his shirt on (I'm self-conscious)

Super Soaker fights, but nobody is getting me
Fleeing from that water like my name was Ted Kennedy
It's the land of the free, we put paper to quill
and said the government can't be all up in your grill, cuz I--

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Meredith Bragg is the director of special projects at Reason.

PoliticsReasontvNanny StateCultureCivil LibertiesPolicyRemyFood Freedom
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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Remy, you're a national treasure, just like that Nic Cage film.

    1. antisocial-ist   12 years ago

      Con air, ghost rider?

  2. Atanarjuat   12 years ago

    Ted Kennedy jokes are always funny.

    Just for old times' sake, from Iowahawk:

    If there's a War on Women, Ted Kennedy was the commander of the submarine fleet.

    1. Libertarian   12 years ago

      "Ted Kennedy jokes are always funny."

      You took the words right out of my mouth. You know what else if funny? This:

      http://www.loriferber.com/ted-.....azine.html

  3. mashed potatoes   12 years ago

    Wow. That got 80,000+ views in a day? Does this get cross posted somewhere or are there that many hits here?

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      Would it be impressive if it got that many views in a year rather than a day?

      1. mashed potatoes   12 years ago

        No, not as much. I'm just taking it to mean that when they post something like this, there are more people paying attention than I thought. Which is good!

        1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

          It is good, however this was made for Independence Day 2013. This is a seasonal repost here at reason.

          1. mashed potatoes   12 years ago

            Ooooohhh. Shit. I was wondering what I was missing about your previous comment. Well that just means there are opportunities abound!!

  4. Almanian!   12 years ago

    Wow, for a person named Remy.....

    Happy "We Forgot What This Was All About" Day, Reasonoids!

  5. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

    Happy Independence Day Reasonoids!

    Fuck Authority!

  6. jamesdavids   7 years ago

    Grills are an essential part of any 4th of July party. I often use the best gas grills 'cause I think that they are the best. There is also a Useful reference about them. All the pros and cons and how to use them correctly. With their help, my party was a total success.

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