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A.M. Links: South Korean President Condemns Ferry Crew, Schultz Says Midterms Not Referendum on Obama's Performance, Americans Skeptical of Big Bang

Matthew Feeney | 4.21.2014 9:00 AM

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  • South Korean President Park Geun-hye has condemned some of the crew of the ferry that sank off the South Korean coast last week, saying that their actions are "akin to murder." Most of the 238 passengers still missing are school students.
  • Speaking on NBC's Meet the Press, Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.), the ranking Republican on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, said that unless the U.S. and its allies change their approach to the ongoing crisis in Ukraine, Russia will seize eastern Ukraine.
  • Chair of the Democratic National Committee Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) has said that the upcoming midterm elections are not a referendum on President Obama's performance.
  • A Yemeni government official told CNN that a "massive and unprecedented" operation targeting Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula is under way. The news comes days after a video of a large Al Qaeda gathering in Yemen emerged last week.
  • An Associated Press-GfK poll found that Americans are more skeptical than confident about global warming, evolution, and the Big Bang.
  • A 16-year-old boy survived a flight from California to Hawaii hidden in the wheel well of the airplane.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    A 16-year-old boy survived a flight from California to Hawaii hidden in the wheel well of the airplane.

    Doing all he can to keep from being TSA groped?

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      No cash is more likely.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Hello.

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        You are late.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          /bows head slowly.

          1. Agammamon   11 years ago

            Don’t take that shit Rufus – tell ‘im that you’re not late, you got here exactly when *you* wanted to be here.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              Bunch of bossy bullies around here.

  2. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Kate Humble: We don’t value food because it’s not expensive enough
    “I’m over here!” shouts Kate Humble, and she of Springwatch and Lambing Live gambols towards me, closing the gate on a field of anxious goats and their Disney-cute babies….

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      And when raising the price of food causes some at the bottom to starve to death, oh no that won’t be her fault at all.

    2. wwhorton   11 years ago

      Kate Humble: “I don’t understand how markets work! Wheee!”

      Also, I know actual farmers (and watermen; similar trade) who do that shit for a living. There isn’t gamboling involved, and they take a dim view of these soccer moms and hipsters who suddenly think it’s cute to grow free range broccoli and call themselves farmers.

      1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

        “A free range broccoli herder from Connecticut”

        1. Sevo   11 years ago

          She deserves to be ‘lichen gatherer from Trashcanistan’

      2. Zeb   11 years ago

        There’s no reason to want to grow your own food besides being cute?

        I agree it’s silly to call your half acre of garden a farm, but I don’t think that large scale commercial farmers own the term “farmer”.

        1. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

          We only use 5 or 6 acres of our farm right now. I don’t care to clear the trees off more than maybe half an acre each year. I be dead before this place is clear and I’m fine with that.

      3. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

        they take a dim view of these soccer moms and hipsters who suddenly think it’s cute to grow free range broccoli and call themselves farmers.

        “Free range broccoli.” Love it!

        We keep a little farm, but I’ve never called myself a farmer. I never really thought about why not. Mostly, I raise animals and grow a bunch of low-maintenance fodder for them to graze.
        I also fish, and I do call myself a fisherman, though mostly I’m a crabber. It’s easy to toss big, tough chicken legs into a couple crab pots and check them twice a week.

  3. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

    A 16-year-old boy survived a flight from California to Hawaii hidden in the wheel well of the airplane.

    Wow, normally you hear about the bodies falling out of the wheel wells because of the low temperatures and air pressures at altitutde.

    Think he’ll try it again?

    1. Mike Laursen   11 years ago

      Maybe not him, but when others hear about his surviving they’ll try it. Of course, the TSA will be there to stop them, right?

    2. Agammamon   11 years ago

      He’ll probably end up in jail for the next 10 years.

      Stowing away in the wheel-well of an airplane is extremely dangerous. So we must ruin the lives of anyone who does it and survives to ensure that no-one does it.

  4. Certified Public Asskicker   11 years ago

    Woman births a painting.

    Possibly NSFW, the Huffpo video has blackbars.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      she follows in the footsteps of a long line of provocative artists — Marina Abramovic, Yoko Ono…

      Yoko Ono, provocative artist? uh, ok. Also, she must have used artisanal eggs…for authenticity.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   11 years ago

        Yeah, I think squeezing paint eggs out of your vagina makes anything Yoko did seem like finger painting.

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

          Art has become so boring. It’s all about the shock now. Skills aren’t valued nearly as much.

          1. gaijin   11 years ago

            ^agree to the extent that art is that whioh gets popularized. Maplethorpe at least was a decent photographer 😉

            1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

              Mapplethorpe was a great photographer (and developer). Warhol had skills too. I’m tired of the multitude of performance artists out there where the act of creating the art takes precedence over the result.

              1. Dweebston   11 years ago

                Can we coin the phrase artism, the artistic equivalent of scientism?

                1. Zeb   11 years ago

                  Not a good parallel since art is whatever anyone says is art.

                  1. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

                    Someone calling something “art” doesn’t make it good art. I think the whole “performance art” concept became highly derivative long ago.

                    1. Zeb   11 years ago

                      That is definitely true. I think you have to define art very broadly. What makes good art is another matter.

          2. Rich   11 years ago

            Are you claiming *that* doesn’t take SKILL?! I challenge *you* to do it!

            1. Rod Flash   11 years ago

              I do something fairly similar (different orifice) every morning.

              1. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

                Regularity ti die for.

          3. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

            On the plus side, this has made actually good art cheap enough that I can commission works. (that plus the advantages of the digital revolution on painting)

            1. Zeb   11 years ago

              That’s not really a new thing. People of ordinary means commissioned portraits and such all the time before photography got good and cheap enough to largely replace that.

          4. Zeb   11 years ago

            I agree that contemporary art that manages to get into museums tends to be pretty dull. I actually think that the idea behind post-modern allegorical art is quite interesting, but it’s been done now, time to move on to something else.

            The thing is that most of the artists making weird un-aesthetic art today are actually skilled artists. It’s just that there are many thousands of people who are quite good painters or draftsmen or sculptors or whatever who can make a living making things for people to decorate their homes with. But to get noticed on some scene you need to distinguish yourself somehow and do something new. Unfortunately, there haven’t been too many really good new ideas since Modernism.

      2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        ‘Provocative art’ is a vapid term.

        1. Root Boy   11 years ago

          Yes, just means, I have no talent or artistic skill, so let me shit and piss on something and call it art.

          1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

            ^This^

          2. Zeb   11 years ago

            The thing is, as I mentioned above, most of these artists do have good technical skills. You just aren’t going to make a name for yourself in the art world by painting things that look like what they look like. I think contemporary art has gone in some stupid directions, but there are good reasons why it doesn’t return to the past.

            1. Root Boy   11 years ago

              The things I’ve read about in the Tate in London don’t show any skill (one chick just displayed her bed with condoms, needles, and cum stains or something like that).

              Hell, Jeff Coons makes schlock, but at least he makes statues and uses some drawing skills in the design (I think other skilled workers actually made the steel bunny balloon)

        2. Sevo   11 years ago

          How about ‘edgy!’

  5. gaijin   11 years ago

    the upcoming midterm elections are not a referendum on President Obama’s performance

    If she was confident about the outcome you can bet it would be a referendum on O’s performance.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      This.

      I was a little surprised at how the felon (DG) did not allow her to get away with all of her usual ridiculousness.

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      Right, Debbie. How’s that plan for getting Bill Nelson to run for governor so you can have a shot at the Senate coming? Oh, that’s right, nobody took you seriously because — and this is hard to believe — you’re considered a light-weight even in the vast wasteland of centrists and former Republicans that is the Florida Democratic party.

      1. wwhorton   11 years ago

        My brother-in-law is from the Pensacola area. Carpetbaggers like Debbie are why he left.

        1. Root Boy   11 years ago

          I’m just unhappy there is no alt-text on that scary picture.

        2. Brett L   11 years ago

          He left Pensacola because of carpet baggers? Jesus, that’s a true Scotsman.

      2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

        My father (the one who thought that Krugman would make a good Secretary of the Treasury) donates money to that woman.

        I have no clue how I turned out to be sane.

        1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

          extended teenage rebellion?

          1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

            My teenage rebellion was from around ages 16-20 when I turned full-on Neocon. Turned libertarian around the same time as the ’96 election.

    3. Elspeth Flashman   11 years ago

      Yes. Midterms are always a referendum on the current administration.

  6. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    “The United Auto Workers announced Monday it is withdrawing an appeal of the outcome of a union vote at Volkswagen’s assembly plant in Tennessee.”

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireS…..e-23404363

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      YAY! This may be the first time in a long time the UAW has respected the wishes of the workers… unless there’s an ulterior motive to the move.

      1. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        Maybe they’ve realized that they will get more bang for the buck doing propaganda than on a lawsuit?

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          I need some glimmer of brightness on this monday, leave me to my delusion.

        2. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

          Yeah, they would possibly end up having attorney fees assessed against them (and probably heard from their lawyers “we have no chance here”).

          1. Brett L   11 years ago

            My father, who dealt with faculty unions for most of his career, related to me that his guiding principle in union disputes is to make the union spend actual money on attorneys and see how serious they really are about the given “rule”. It turns out that most “violations” become no big deal once your lawyer has asked their lawyer for a deposition of the aggrieved party.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              My father-in-law (may he rest in peace) used to tell me tales of his tribulations in dealing with the unions.

              He told the leader of the union (I paraphrase) ‘one day you will be sitting where I sit and you’ll understand everything. I have to look at the big picture, you don’t.’

              A couple of years later, the union rep went into business for himself bumped into my FIL where he asked, ‘So. How’s it like dealing with people like you, Artie? Are you sick yet?’

              He replied, “Johnny. I understand everything now.”

              1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                It was the grocery industry by the way.

            2. db   11 years ago

              At a plant I used to work, the contract was written to prevent this until sufficient time had been wasted for the union to wear out the company. There were like four or five levels of grievance hearings at the.plant alone, before it ever.even reached the corporate IR department. That contract was.so.heavily weighted.in favor.of the.union that we ended up retaining an employee who.had.made bona fide death threats.to several members.of.management, causing the.company to.expend several hundred.thousand dollars on security guards at their houses for about two weeks.

              1. Brett L   11 years ago

                Yeah. The other side isn’t completely stupid.

      2. R C Dean   11 years ago

        unless there’s an ulterior motive to the move

        My guess:

        Somebody pointed out to them that VW management’s support of the union side in hopes of installing a Euro-style “worker’s council” union was not entirely kosher, and they decided not to have any actual formal determination of that in hopes of getting VW to unionize another plant for them.

        1. Mr. Soul   11 years ago

          per Frank Beckman (Detroit) radio show, Management is planning to recognize the union anyway and losing this appeal would torpedo that seizure of power.

  7. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Georgia exchange applications hit 220,000

    Insurance Commissioner Ralph Hudgens, though, said premiums have been received for only 107,581 of those policies, which cover 149,465 people.

    “Many Georgians completed the application process by the deadline, but have yet to pay for the coverage,” Hudgens said in a statement Wednesday.

    Damn Christfags!

    1. wwhorton   11 years ago

      7 MILLION! OBAMA GAVE US HEALTH!!!

    2. R C Dean   11 years ago

      So, call it 75% or so. About what the insurance companies were projecting.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    An Associated Press-GfK poll found that Americans are more skeptical than confident about global warming, evolution, and the Big Bang.

    What do all three have in common? THEY ALL SLAP GOD IN THE FACE.

    1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

      I thought the dudes who discovered the Big Bang thought it was evidence of “let there be light” all at once? Been a while since I read anything about this, however.

      1. BardMetal   11 years ago

        The alternative theory was the “steady state” theory which basically said everything has always existed, and thusly no creation. It was favored by atheists at the time.

        1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

          Evil: What sort of Supreme Being created such riffraff? Is this not the workings of a complete incompetent?
          Baxi Brazilia III: But He created you, Evil One.
          Evil: What did you say?
          Baxi Brazilia III: Well He created you, so He can’t be entirely…
          Evil: [Blows Baxi to bits] Never talk to me like that again! No one created me! I am Evil. Evil existed long before good. I made myself. I cannot be unmade. *I* am all powerful!

    2. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

      Evolution is simple fact. Biological variability plus things eating each other equals evolution. Live long enough to reproduce, pass go and collect $200. Roll again for the next generation.
      Global warming is thoroughly discredited crap.
      Big Bang had big problems when I last went to college. A lot of what I’ve seen since looks like ad hoc patching rules. OTOH, is physics reporting anything like dietary science reporting?

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        A lot of what I’ve seen since looks like ad hoc patching rules.
        Spheres within spheres for the win!

        OTOH, is physics reporting anything like dietary science reporting?
        If it’s in the general media, then yeah, it’s probably terrible.

        1. Rasilio   11 years ago

          It is.

          Last week CNN was running an article about the earthlike planet Kepler found. The article was actually written by a science professor (some school in Az iirc) and made the ridiculous claim that Earth is the only planet in our Solar System’s habitable zone.

          Something categorically not true since Mars is also in the habitable zone and the only reason it is not capable of supporting life is it is too small. Venus might also be just inside the habitable zone with a different atmospheric composition.

          If a science professor can’t even get basic facts like that right their ability to convey the intricacies of modern physics is basically nil

      2. Brett L   11 years ago

        Big Bang had big problems when I last went to college. A lot of what I’ve seen since looks like ad hoc patching rules.

        Expansion does posit that the current laws of physics are only local laws and that a more complex underlying reality that supports other universes must exist. However, expansion is the only thing that explains all of the evidence that we currently have. The explanation, I agree, feels like a patch, because it violates the idea that we *can* observe everything that ever was or will be in our universe. But that’s a reactionary feeling. As a cosmologist recently said, “When expansion was first proposed, other cosmologists said, ‘I hate it and its wrong.’ Now cosmologists mostly say, ‘I hate it and I wish I could find another explanation.'”

        1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

          Expansion does posit that the current laws of physics are only local laws

          In other words, physics is just like politics

          1. Rich   11 years ago

            +1 unified field theory

          2. Rasilio   11 years ago

            In a lot of ways it is. The main difference is most physicists are open to having their opinions changed by actual evidence as opposed to expediency and money

        2. Zeb   11 years ago

          it violates the idea that we *can* observe everything that ever was or will be in our universe. But that’s a reactionary feeling.

          Very much that. When talking about physics of the very small or very large, common sense intuitions are not at all useful.

      3. Zeb   11 years ago

        I’ve been keeping up with new cosmology stuff as a fairly advanced amateur and while some of it is based on models which are fine tuned to some extent, the things it has been able to predict are fairly impressive and I haven’t heard of any other theory that describes what we see so well. There are a number of big unknowns still with no good explanation, perhaps the biggest being why there is more matter than anti-matter, but it has come a long way since I learned about it in college.
        We will probably never be able to see farther than the cosmic microwave background, so the early era of the universe will always be extrapolation based on known high energy physics.
        It’s a theory that is still in progress, you never know if someone will come up with something better and less weird. I suspect that most people’s skepticism is because it is all so odd next to ordinary experience. But quantum theory is at least as weird and it is about the most successful and useful physics ever.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          But quantum theory is at least as weird and it is about the most successful and useful physics ever.

          I agree. My brain still doesn’t really accept quantum theory.

          1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

            I always imagine quantum physics as William Burroughs teaching a science class.

            1. kinnath   11 years ago

              tunneling . . because fuck you that’s why.

              1. Brett L   11 years ago

                “A photon actually takes all the paths in the now, but will only have taken the fastest path once they are observed. So you get mirages, because it is slightly faster for the photons from the sky to take a detour near the ground. ”

                That was when I decided me and quantum theory were never gonna be friends.

            2. Zeb   11 years ago

              I like that. It’s the cut-up technique for reality.

            3. gimmeasammich   11 years ago

              I always imagine quantum physics as William Burroughs teaching a science class.

              Jesus, that paints quite the strange mental picture.

              “So as you can see, Planck didn’t go far enough because his formula did not sufficiently cause him to ejaculate satisfactorily during his fits of self-strangulation.”

              1. Brett L   11 years ago

                “So as you can see, Planck didn’t go far enough because his formula did not sufficiently cause him to ejaculate satisfactorily during his fits of self-strangulation.”

                Now I have to start referring to quanta as Mugwumps?

    3. Steve G   11 years ago

      I love how they lump AGW with Evolution/Big Bang. My guess is they’d have a different result if they conducted separate polls.

      1. Zeb   11 years ago

        I can see how evolution and the big bang could go together for some religious people who imagine God who micromanages the universe.
        Though I’ve always thought that a God who could just set the universe in motion and have it produce human beings through intelligible physical laws without further interference is much more impressive.

        1. Root Boy   11 years ago

          That is how I think of it in my beliefs (paragraph two).

        2. wwhorton   11 years ago

          Yeah, agreed. I’m an atheist, but I’m also a programmer, so I’m way more impressed with an entity that can design a complex system from soup to nuts that produces all desired outcomes, as opposed to an entity which has to roll out hotfixes continually.

          1. robc   11 years ago

            But what if the “hotfixes” wete planned in advance? Hiw could *we* tell the difference?

            Time is a in-universe construct. Imo, God is outside time so concepts like “in advance” dont apply.

            1. Zeb   11 years ago

              I still think that the god who makes the universe with consistent and comprehensible physical laws is more awesome.

              On a casual reading, at least, the Bible sure makes it seem like God is putting out hotfixes in real time.

              1. robc   11 years ago

                Are our laws of physics consistent and comprehensible?

                1. Zeb   11 years ago

                  That’s the goal, anyway.

              2. robc   11 years ago

                The Bible was written by people who perceive reality in a linear order.

        3. db   11 years ago

          I set the wheels in motion
          Turn up all the machines
          Activate the programs
          And run behind the scene
          I set the clouds in motion
          Turn up light and sound
          Activate the window
          And watch the world go ’round

          1. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

            …While our loving watchmaker loves us all till death!

        4. Steve G   11 years ago

          Yeah, if there’s a higher power, I see evolution/big bang as the “how” he does it, but to the fundies it’s heresy.
          AGW on the other hand is a whole different animal. It irks me when I (and a lot of us) get lumped into the ‘anti-science’ crowd by the likes of Nye/Tyson for being skeptical.

          1. BigT   11 years ago

            “Associated Press-GfK poll found that Americans are more skeptical than confident about global warming, evolution, and the Big Bang”

            One out of three ain’t bad, given the state of US STEM education.

  9. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Kate Humble: We don’t value food because it’s not expensive enough
    “I’m over here!” shouts Kate Humble, and she of Springwatch and Lambing Live gambols towards me, closing the gate on a field of anxious goats and their Disney-cute babies….

    …But it’s the price of food, the farmer’s end product, that really irks her. “Everyone’s going to hate me and call me a middle-class bitch but I’m past caring because I’m so incensed. Food waste is endemic but we don’t value food because it’s not expensive enough. Four pints of milk for a quid, are you kidding me? ……

    1. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

      Sorry, Reasonable blocked my earlier post because of the “g-word” and I didn’t see that it went thru.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        Why would the block the word “going”?

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          No it rhymes with gamble.

        2. Rich   11 years ago

          “Gambol”, I suppose.

          1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

            Who said that?

            1. Rich   11 years ago

              Dammit, now *I’m* blocked!

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      I was wondering why my reply didn’t show up, but apparently it did you the last time you posted this article.

    3. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Riiiight. We have surpluses and enough to feed everyone if the logistics could be worked out, but we waste it because it’s too cheap.

      They could always go organic and doom half the populace to starvation.

      1. db   11 years ago

        The same people who would scold at wasting excess food in this world also advocate using corn for fuel and banning GMOs.

    4. waffles   11 years ago

      Autobanned for excessive gamboling? So we have millions of “food insecure” people and yet food is too cheap. We can’t have it it both ways. Why give these people a platform?

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        Well, traditionally the gallows was raised, unless you want to go back to a horse and tree.

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Presumptuous, unsubstantiated line of the day: ‘Rich people buy too much of it and use it frivolously.’

      /face palm.

      1. BigT   11 years ago

        Obesity is inversely correlated with income, IIRC.

        1. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

          Correct. Commodity foodstuffs like alcohol, sugar and white flour are more obesogenic.

  10. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    the upcoming midterm elections are not a referendum on President Obama’s performance.

    And we all believe her.

    1. DontShootMe   11 years ago

      Maybe the election can be considered a referendum on Debbie’s performance as DNC chair.

      1. Brett L   11 years ago

        In a way, I think you’re probably right.

  11. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    A 16-year-old boy survived a flight from California to Hawaii hidden in the wheel well of the airplane.

    More comfortable than sitting in coach, I suspect.

    1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

      On United….I would agree.

  12. Fist of Etiquette   11 years ago

    …unless the U.S. and its allies change their approach to the ongoing crisis in Ukraine, Russia will seize eastern Ukraine.

    If history has taught us anything, it’s don’t wait until winter to move on Moscow.

  13. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

    An Associated Press-GfK poll found that Americans are more skeptical than confident about global warming, evolution, and the Big Bang.

    But a Jew dead for 2000 years is coming back to grant them eternal life.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      “a Jew”

      Gesundheit!

      1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

        Notable only because supposed “Christians” typically despise Jews.

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          Only in your deranged, stereotyping mind.

        2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

          …said the guy who used “Jew” as an insult.

        3. Jordan   11 years ago

          [Citation needed]

          1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

            You’ve got to be kidding. Here in Dixie the “Jew bankers”, “Hollywood Jews”, and anti-Semitism in general runs rampant.

            1. Jordan   11 years ago

              I know that you struggle with logic. I asked for a citation that Christians typically despise Jews. Still waiting.

              1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

                I can’t find a poll of anti-Semites by religious affiliation.

                Down here in Klan territory it is strong though.

            2. Root Boy   11 years ago

              Hang out in Universities in the NE and see if you hear random insults about JAPs from Long Island, much less the BDS crap that is going strong there now.

              1. BigT   11 years ago

                “Hang out in Universities in the NE and see if you hear random insults about JAPs from Long Island,”

                I heard lots of this – from my Jewish friends. I had no idea what they were talking about at the time.

                1. Root Boy   11 years ago

                  Took me a while to figure out what it meant.

                  I heard it from the WASP kids mostly (interns – I never went to a NE university).

            3. Steve G   11 years ago

              Project much?
              I’ve lived in FL, AL, NC, LA and VA in the past 20 years and have seen none of the “rampant” anti-semitism you’re talking about.

              1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

                Like-minded people tend to congregate, so I’m sure he’s heard such commentary from his social circle.

            4. R C Dean   11 years ago

              Here in Dixie the “Jew bankers”, “Hollywood Jews”, and anti-Semitism in general runs rampant.

              That’s funny. When I lived in Richmond for 7 years (3 of them at a deeply conservative “white-shoe” law firm), I detected exactly zero instances of anti-Semitism.

          2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

            “Citation needed”

            For Palin’s ‘deranged, stereotyping mind’?

            1. John   11 years ago

              The voices in his head.

        4. Jordan   11 years ago

          It’s funny how you get so defensive every time someone calls you out for being a collectivist cunt.

          1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

            Wait for a rant about how the Bible Humpers go so over the top supporting Israel, then try to reconcile those two…

            1. LiveFreeOrDiet   11 years ago

              Also, with the KKK mention, doesn’t that mean he assumes Christians are white? There are a lot of Black and Asian Christians around here.

              I know… I need to quit the bad habit of trying make sense of BP’s claims.

        5. VoluntaryBeatdown   11 years ago

          Doesn’t the entire Middle East prove you wrong? God damn when a fucking continent of evidence is roght in front of your face and you choose to ignore it, no wonder everyone thinks you are a colossal pile of dog shit.

          1. wwhorton   11 years ago

            He/she isn’t a very happy person, I think. Tends to be a common feature among the bitter.

        6. WTF   11 years ago

          CHRISTFAGS!!11!!!BUSHPIGS!!11!!!

        7. wwhorton   11 years ago

          Do what? I know a lot of actual church-every-Sunday Christians, and none of them have an opinion on Jews or Judaism one way or the other, beyond the obvious doctrinal issues.

          1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

            Catholics are taught that anti-semitism is a sin, at least in my neck of the woods.

            1. Brett L   11 years ago

              In fact, its been official doctrine for Catholics since Vatican II, in 1965.

  14. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    Joel Kotkin: Stop favoring investors, speculators over middle class
    …Clearly, something needs to change, and, ironically, one wonders where the class warriors of the Left are on this. They have become increasingly bold (or honest) in stating that we should continue raising taxes on the middle and upper-middle classes, as a recent New Republic piece suggests, but seem less than vehement about equalizing taxes on capital gains and other income.

    This may have something to do with the shift in backing for “progressive” causes coming from the very people ? Wall Street traders, venture capitalists and tech executives ? who benefit most from the capital gains scam. The confluence of big money and populist rhetoric is epitomized by New York’s powerful senior senator, Charles Schumer, who has made a career of both raising money from Wall Street financiers and defending preferential treatment for their outsized profits. Their growing power over the party of ever-expanding government leaves only one place to finance Democrats’ ambitious plans ? the middle and upper-middle classes….

    1. Root Boy   11 years ago

      I don’t like the class warfare train, but he is right about the Bernanke-Obama recovery and who it helps.

      Kotkin always has interesting things to say.

    2. wwhorton   11 years ago

      Interesting, but I’d still say that if you’re going to take money from the middle class and just give it right back in the form of refunds and credits and so forth, maybe the better idea is just to not take it in the first place. Also, is it too true to type to say that the issue should be that income tax a.) exists at all, and b.) is too high, not that capital gains tax is too low?

      1. Root Boy   11 years ago

        Yes, cycling money through the gov (which results in 50% return according to some idiots) is not a solution.

        If Cap gains is low, make income taxes low or lower – tax all income at the same rate if you are going to tax it. Gas tax should have been returned to the states long time ago, like when the InterState HWYs were done. It’s just Congresses corrupt slush fund now.

        The larger point is about QE pumping up the banks and their investor/owners, which he doesn’t spend enough time on. Kotkin is best talking about life in CA.

  15. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    “Suppose a scientific conference on cancer prevention never addressed smoking, on the grounds that in a free society you can’t change private behavior, and anyway, maybe the statistical relationships between smoking and cancer are really caused by some other third variable. Wouldn’t some suspect that the scientists who raised these claims were driven by something?ideology, tobacco money?other than science?

    “Yet in the current discussions about increased inequality, few researchers, fewer reporters, and no one in the executive branch of government directly addresses what seems to be the strongest statistical correlate of inequality in the United States: the rise of single-parent families during the past half century.”

    http://online.wsj.com/news/art…..24266.html

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      “…quite simply, very few professors or journalists, and fewer still who want foundation grants, want to be seen as siding with social conservatives, even if the evidence leads that way.

      “Second, family breakup has hit minority communities the hardest. So even bringing up the issue risks being charged with racism, a potential career-killer.”

    2. gaijin   11 years ago

      the rise of single-parent families during the past half century.”

      According to Cokie Roberts yesterday on This Week, this is because we need better men.

      “ROBERTS: ? the reason the numbers have changed so dramatically on this, first of all, that ideal isn’t true in all kinds of families that (INAUDIBLE) being what it is and the abandoned mothers. But it is also true ? I mean, if we got ? if we got better men, we’d be in better shape.”

      1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

        So…Roberts is saying that men were better in the age of patriarchal households and more two-parent families?

        1. gaijin   11 years ago

          So…Roberts is saying that men were better in the age of patriarchal households and more two-parent families?

          That would imply that she thought through her comment. More likely, the depth of her comment is simply ‘it is all men’s fault’.

        2. Pathogen   11 years ago

          No… just that we need a New Man?

          1. Root Boy   11 years ago

            Yes, that will be their solution – some gov program to take boys away from their families and train them in government approved maleness and parenting.

            1. Pathogen   11 years ago

              They’ll call it.. Project: BETA

        3. wareagle   11 years ago

          that’s the beauty of being a prog – intellectual consistency is never required.

      2. BigT   11 years ago

        Kookie Roberts should look at the correlation between single moms and ADC, which penalized moms for having a man in their household. The out of wedlock birth rate soared from 25 to 65% in just 10 years among poor inner city families.

  16. Longtorso, Johnny   11 years ago

    The Black Book of Tom Steyer
    Allegations of fraud plague hedge fund of Democratic super-donor

    The former hedge fund of one of the Democratic Party’s most important donors was allegedly involved in a scheme to defraud foreign investors out of tens of millions of dollars, according to documents filed in a Texas court….

    …The case, which was dismissed on jurisdictional grounds?the court agreed with Farallon that it didn’t operate in Texas and hence could not be sued there?is being re-examined by the Republican politicians and activists scrutinizing the record of the billionaire and controversial environmentalist, who has pledged $100 million to help Democrats in this year’s midterm elections….

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      Technically, the government is involved in schemes to defraud all of us out of billions of dollars.

      1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

        And they do not want amateurs horning in on their action!

  17. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

    A 16-year-old boy survived a flight from California to Hawaii hidden in the wheel well of the airplane.

    Clearly, what we need is more funding for the TSA.

    1. Rich   11 years ago

      How about positioning TSA agents in the wheel wells of every flight?

      1. Pathogen   11 years ago

        Your idea intrigues me..

        1. Rich   11 years ago

          “If it helps save just one life ….”

          1. Pathogen   11 years ago

            But, can we bring it in under budget?

            1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

              The long term savings in payroll will make up for it if we don’t backfill.

              1. Pathogen   11 years ago

                Well, I’m sold on it… Let’s do this!

      2. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        Only if there’s no backfill for attrition.

      3. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

        You mean federal flight marshals, right? The people who cost taxpayers about $200 million per arrest made?

  18. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Liberals now love Barry Goldwater, but his 1964 loss won the GOP’s future

    In 1964, Goldwater appalled the political establishment. Though the blunt-spoken Arizonan’s bestseller, “The Conscience of a Conservative,” had made him a hero on the right even before his White House run, liberal commentators seemed shocked to discover that his conservatism was for real. When he declared, in his acceptance speech at the Republican convention, that “extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice,” they were aghast. And they went after him in one of the most ruthless campaigns of invective in US political history. Goldwater and his conservative supporters were repeatedly likened to Nazis, madmen, and warmongers. Jackie Robinson said he knew “how it felt to be a Jew in Hitler’s Germany.” Lyndon Johnson’s notorious “daisy” commercial showed a little girl picking flower petals, until she is overwhelmed by the mushroom cloud of a nuclear explosion. A month before the election, the cover of Fact magazine blared: “1,189 Psychiatrists Say Goldwater is Unfit to be President!”

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      the cover of Fact magazine

      haha! I guess the facts were not enough to keep that magazine alive.

    2. Raven Nation   11 years ago

      Apparently Goldwater sued and won. The decision led to APA issuing a “Goldwater Rule”:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact_magazine

      1. Root Boy   11 years ago

        So, was this the beginning of the media and leftists claiming a constitutional mindset was crazy? They did it with Reagan as well and its par for the course of any political smear campaign these days (against the right and libertarians).

        I do know it’s common on the right to claim liberalism is a disease, but that is more comment board stuff than in the right media (I mostly chalk it up to emotional thinking).

  19. SlV   11 years ago

    An Associated Press-GfK poll found that Americans are more skeptical than confident about global warming, evolution, and the Big Bang.

    Self-described “skeptics” condemn this heretical skepticism.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      skepticism is the new denialism.

    2. BardMetal   11 years ago

      In other news Americans don’t know much about any of these topics. Especially evolution.

      1. BigT   11 years ago

        Get in touch with your Inner Fish, Inner Reptile, Inner monkey.

  20. Rich   11 years ago

    Watch Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal narrowly avoid a train during a railway safety press conference

    “Safety, as you know, is paramount. WHOA!”

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      uh, I think your link is busted.

      1. Ted S.   11 years ago

        The link was hit by a train.

      2. Rich   11 years ago

        Hier. Sorry.

        *** gets more coffee for squirrels ***

    2. SlV   11 years ago

      Blumenthal’s Vietnam-honed combat instincts saved him.

      1. Root Boy   11 years ago

        Zing! Good one.

      2. AlexInCT   11 years ago

        I cried.. I was rooting for he train. Would have been a day to celebrate in the People’s Republlic of Connecticut.

    3. Pathogen   11 years ago

      TOP. MEN.

    4. Injun, as in from India   11 years ago

      If it was a gun safety press conference and blumenthal had a near-miss, the left would have been all over the place screaming about how even trained men can’t be safe near guns.

  21. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    George Will: ‘The Debate Is Over’ Is Obama’s Mantra

    Will noted that the president is making “a fairly minimal claim” when he asserts that the Affordable Care Act is working. “I mean, the farm subsidies in this country are working; whether or not they are doing good work is another matter.”

    Also dragging out the debate, Will said, is the lack of data on new health-insurance enrollees and whether the Affordable Care Act’s mechanism ? in which forcing Americans to buy insurance creates a large enough base of healthier, lower-cost members to balance out an influx of less healthy members with higher costs ? will actually work. But the real debate, he said, is over first principles.

    1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

      And who is debating farm subsidies now, Will?

      A few straggler libertarians? Don’t make me laugh.

      1. Jordan   11 years ago

        Which has nothing to do with his point, now does it?

        1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

          It is right on point. There is no meaningful debate on farm subsidies whether they do harm or not.

          The same has become true of Obamacare – harmful or not.

          1. Jordan   11 years ago

            In other words, you don’t actually understand his point. Big surprise.

            1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

              I accept the fact that Obamacare subsidies will no doubt “not work” just like farm subsidies don’t.

              You don’t get my point. That debate is over except for a few stragglers.

              1. Jordan   11 years ago

                That’s an awful lot of words to just concede his point.

              2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

                Sooo.

                The subsidies will not work (as they usually don’t since they’re inherently unjust and unfair) but the debate is over?

                Seems to me that it’s just the beginning.

                From what I’ve been reading there have been cases where a family earning a certain amounts, say $50 302 get a subsidy, but a family earning $50 412 don’t get one.

                A $110 dollar difference leads one getting a break while the other seeing their premiums sky rocket?

                1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

                  Same way with tax brackets.

                  1. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

                    which also are unfair. Hmm… imagine something like a flat tax.

                  2. Root Boy   11 years ago

                    Wrong.

                  3. Isaac Bartram   11 years ago

                    No it’s nothing like tax brackets.

                    The amount of tax you pay on your lower bracket income doesn’t change.

                  4. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

                    Except the higher bracket only applies to the additional income.

          2. John   11 years ago

            Shorter shreek,

            Of course Obamacare is a disaster but it is the law so it can never change.

            I think fixing Obama’s fucking up millions of people’s healthcare is going to be a bit higher on the priority list than stopping the pay offs off various rich farmers.

            You might be right though, this thing is going to be such an albatross for the retarded party, the stupid party might not want to repeal it.

          3. wwhorton   11 years ago

            It’s funny, because if a debate is really over you’d expect that one side wouldn’t have to keep telling the other side — over and over and over again — that the debate is over. Sort of like if you have to explain why a joke is funny, it isn’t.

            1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

              Perhaps in 2017 you can attempt to rekindle it. It won’t work though.

              2017 – maybe.

      2. Ted S.   11 years ago

        This is why nobody takes you seriously.

        1. John   11 years ago

          That and a lot of other reasons. Funny how he points to corporate welfare for big food as the example of success analogous to Obamacare.

          1. Ted S.   11 years ago

            He also claims to be libertarian, and supports the thing that only we “straggler libertarians” oppose.

            1. Pathogen   11 years ago

              Come on in to the big tent, Ted… leave all those flat-earthers and Boooooosh!pigs behind.

          2. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

            I oppose farm subsidies, you dipshit.

            The topic was about how there is no real debate on them. They keep living and growing.

            1. John   11 years ago

              You don’t oppose anything. You would have to be sentient to do that.

              Beyond that, thanks for admitting that Obamacare is a fucking disaster. We will be putting this up every time you claim otherwise.

              How long before you get on here and tell us you never supported or defended Obama? I guess the talking points they are giving you are finally telling you “stop pretending that Obamacare works”.

  22. SugarFree   11 years ago

    A boy asked out someone famous?!? Unleash hell!

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      If you don’t ask they’ll never say yes.

      I’m not following that link by policy, so I can’t even begin to contemplate the school’s reaction.

      1. SugarFree   11 years ago

        Three days of in-house suspension.

        1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

          So what was her response?

          1. SugarFree   11 years ago

            She politely turned him down citing her travel schedule.

            And, of course, Jezebel had no problem when Justin Timberlake was ambushed with an invitation to a dance.

          2. Brett L   11 years ago

            Chicks love bad boys.

            1. The Last American Hero   11 years ago

              Technically, they love faux-bad boys.

    2. Rich   11 years ago

      The kid obviously should have asked out Michelle Obama.

    3. John   11 years ago

      In fairness, they did tell him “please don’t ask the guest out” and he did it anyway. I could how Miss America might ask the various high schools she visits to tell the kids “no I am not going out with you” upfront.

      Three days is a bit much though.

      1. Brett L   11 years ago

        I don’t think the school was necessarily wrong in its response. Young men will do juvenile things, and they were prepared for it. The Jezzies acting like it is just so goddamned evil that young men would ask out the certified most beautiful woman in the US is what is baffling. Its like they want to pretend that its her status that gets her asked out, and that Lindy West doesn’t get besieged with prom invites from young men because she’s too… complex for their anti-feminist minds.

        1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

          Obviously she’s Miss America because of her grasp of Luce Irigaray, but he only wanted her for her looks or something

          1. Brett L   11 years ago

            Yeah. That’s what I would guess from reading Jezebel’s coverage of pageants.

      2. SugarFree   11 years ago

        The suspension is not what bothers me (although it is excessive), but rather the freak-out that a boy would dare ask out Miss America.

        1. John   11 years ago

          It is what they do.

    4. Zeb   11 years ago

      It’s not as if teenage girls never get all gooey over sexy celebrities.

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      The chock should say yes.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        chick

  23. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    PollZ!

    Broken Obamacare State Exchanges Poll Better Than Federal

    We separated states into three different groups to do this analysis. The “broken” state exchange group included Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Nevada, Oregon and Vermont. (While it is an inexact measurement, we put states where healthcare officials struggled throughout the enrollment period to fully launch their exchanges into the “broken” category.) The second group of states?those with relatively well running exchanges?included Washington, Rhode Island, New York, Kentucky, Colorado, Connecticut, California and the District of Columbia. All other states where included in our third group, as they used the federal exchange website to enroll customers.

    Among these groups, you might expect the states with barely (or not-at-all) functioning exchanges to rank last when it comes to users’ experiences. But the federal exchanges took that spot in almost every measure. The poll has a margin of error of two percentage points, and approximately 2,000 interviews were conducted in each poll from November through April.

    1. Ted S.   11 years ago

      The bad state exchanges are mostly in states that are derp blue.

  24. Rich   11 years ago

    ‘world’s most Christian nation’

    “If everyone in China believed in Jesus then we would have no more need for police stations.”

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Doesn’t “Be fruitful and multiply” clash with the one-child policy?

      1. Rich   11 years ago

        Did *Jesus* say that?

        1. gaijin   11 years ago

          how do you say ‘Jesus’ in Chinese?

          1. WTF   11 years ago

            how do you say ‘Jesus’ in Chinese?

            “Bountiful angelic ascending God-lotus person”.

            1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              I was gonna go with ‘Jong’.

    2. Steve G   11 years ago

      If everyone in China believed in Jesus, what would they be asking for forgiveness for every Sunday?
      I’ll take my police stations, thank you very much.

  25. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Armed hostage taker in southwest Russian bank peacefully surrenders

    The general added that the man was acting out of desperation caused by his failure to withdraw his money shortly before the bank lost its license. The authorities may not prosecute him for the serious crime of hostage-taking, considering the circumstances, he said.

    The armed man went into the bank on Monday morning and demanded a certain sum of money, police said earlier. Media said the man was armed with a Saiga hunting carbine and was demanding a ransom of 25 million rubles ($700,000).

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      Saiga hunting carbine

      I didn’t realize they made those. I have a Saiga in .308, but it doesn’t come close to being a carbine. Huh, learn something new every day.

      Also, if no one was actually hurt, russian prisons are excessive punishment.

      1. BardMetal   11 years ago

        I should have bought a Saiga 12 back when they were still cheap…

      2. Warty   11 years ago

        You can also get Saigas in 7.62×39, 5.56, and I believe 5.45×39, as well as 12 gauge. It could have been any of those.

        1. gimmeasammich   11 years ago

          And .410, 20 gauge (I think), and even .30-06.

  26. Steve G   11 years ago

    unless the U.S. and its allies change their approach to the ongoing crisis in Ukraine, Russia will seize eastern Ukraine

    So???

    1. BardMetal   11 years ago

      Well I suppose Russia will need to stockpile ammo for the invasion, so it it’s going to become more expensive to shoot my CZ-82, or Tokarev for awhile, but other then that I don’t see how this effects me.

  27. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Japan expands army footprint for first time in 40 years, risks angering China

    The 30 sq km (11 sq mile) Yonanguni is home to 1,500 people and known for strong rice liquor, cattle, sugar cane and scuba diving. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s decision to put troops there shows Japan’s concerns about the vulnerability of its thousands of islands and the perceived threat from China.

    The new base “should give Japan the ability to expand surveillance to near the Chinese mainland,” said Heigo Sato, a professor at Takushoku University and a former researcher at the Defense Ministry’s National Institute for Defense Studies.

    “It will allow early warning of missiles and supplement the monitoring of Chinese military movements.”

    1. Swiss Servator, Versicherung!   11 years ago

      “risks angering China”

      I suspect they don’t care how angry China gets….

      /A ghost of nanjing

  28. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    “If everyone in China believed in Jesus then we would have no more need for police stations.”

    “NOBODY expects the Chinese Inquisition!”

  29. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    The Democrats have a mega-donor problem
    And no, we’re not talking about the Kochs

    Reducing gun violence and curbing global warming are high priorities for most Democrats. So theoretically, they should be thrilled about plans by like-minded billionaires Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer to pour money into this year’s midterm elections.

    But there’s a huge catch: The uber-rich pair could help Democrats lose the Senate and do worse than expected in the House.

    Call it the luck of the Democrats. They get a couple of rich guys willing to target both Republicans and moderate Democrats who oppose their liberal agendas. The GOP gets the Kochs ? a couple of hard-headed brothers who just want their side to win.

    1. Carl ?s his privilege   11 years ago

      They get a couple of rich guys willing to target both Republicans and moderate Democrats who oppose their liberal agendas.

      Isn’t this one of the hallmarks of TEH EVUL NRA?

      The GOP gets the Kochs ? a couple of hard-headed brothers who just want their side to win.

      That, err, isn’t true.

      1. Root Boy   11 years ago

        Can’t expect much accuracy from the media when it comes to the Kochs. And yes, they are too ideological to see the Koch side is freedom, not Republicans.

  30. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Nothing about the new ethanol study? There was a pretty good piece at Forbes (I read yesterday). I generally refrain from reading comments, but there were a couple of deeply butthurt True Believers, flinging poop and screeching in outrage.

    1. gaijin   11 years ago

      deeply butthurt True Believers, flinging poop and screeching in outrage.

      Farmers or enviros?

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      As someone who got a chemical engineering degree because I thought there was a future in alt-fuels, well… I am completely unsurprised. We’ve had the corn-to-ethanol thing down in this nation since before the Revolution. If it were efficient to power engines on ethanol, we’d have run our tractors off it long ago.

      1. John   11 years ago

        But Brett, big oil and the Kochs conspired to kill ethanol. Didn’t you get the memo?

      2. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

        As someone who owns hundreds of small engines, ethanol sucks Major Harry Balls.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          Just because it absorbs water and is more corrosive! You and your small engine privilege. I was disappointed when they stopped selling toluene as a common painting solvent. That shit could dry out fuel enough to run an engine if you pumped your tank a quarter full of water*.

          *Slight exaggeration

    3. Ted S.   11 years ago

      I could use some ethanol of the sort produced by grapes, right about now. 😉

      1. kinnath   11 years ago

        Armagnac perhaps

  31. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Fred Hiatt: Obama needs to lead, not follow polls

    Imagine instead that Obama had embraced the bipartisanship of Simpson-Bowles and tried to steer through Congress a package that made the tax system fairer and solved the nation’s long-term debt problem.

    He might have empowered Republicans in Congress ? the Roy Blunts and Bob Corkers ? who want to work with Democrats and get things done.

    The effect on the Democratic Party would have been even more liberating. Instead of chaining themselves to 20th-century arguments and interest groups, Democrats could have begun to shape ? and realistically promise to pay for ? a 21st-century progressive program focusing on early education and other avenues to opportunity. They could have resources for family policies that really would help address the wage gap.

    Instead of a partisan president on the defensive with slipping poll numbers, Obama could have been, as he had once promised, the president of both red and blue America.

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      A petulent community organizer isn’t going to do something smart. He’s going to throw blame and temper tantrums when not outright denying the truth.

    2. Rich   11 years ago

      Imagine instead that Obama had … tried to steer through Congress a package that made the tax system fairer and solved the nation’s long-term debt problem.

      I did make an attempt to imagine this, Fred — but it’s just too far out.

    3. John   11 years ago

      Instead of a partisan president on the defensive with slipping poll numbers, Obama could have been, as he had once promised, the president of both red and blue America.

      If only Obama tried harder or something. God forbid we admit he is a crooked Chicago machine politician whose political philosophy consists of letting his supporters steal as much as possible while telling his opponents to go fuck themselves.

      Of all the lies the Obama cult tell themselves the whole “he wanted to be post ideological but the racist Republicans wouldn’t let him” has to be the most pathetic.

    4. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

      Simpson-Bowles sadly got slapped down in committee in a bi-partisan way.

      Too bad too. Now we won’t get meaningful tax reform.

      1. John   11 years ago

        It is not like Obama didn’t have 60 votes in the Senate and a huge majority in the House and pissed it away continuing TARP, a 900 billion dollar stimulus, and the biggest domestic policy disaster since the New Deal.

        Obama just never had a chance. Go fuck yourself you little retard.

        1. Palin's Buttplug   11 years ago

          S-B was released Dec 2010. Too late to use a Senate majority to save. But Baucus was against it.

          Still trying to foist TARP on Obama?

          1. John   11 years ago

            Yes retard, Obama voted for it in the Senate and continued it when President. And Obama has never repudiated TARP. Yeah, he fucking owns it.

            And December of 2010 was the same Congress as 09. It is called lame duck, you idiot.

      2. wwhorton   11 years ago

        The ACA passed, a bill which you admit is an unmitigated disaster. Simpson-Bowles, while ironically being too important to bother reading before passing ACTUALLY WAS read. If your boy and the party had given two actual shits about economic reform or the fate of the middle and lower classes of this country they’d have thrown their weight behind it the way they did with that godawful piece of shit Obamacare.

      3. R C Dean   11 years ago

        Simpson-Bowles sadly got slapped down in committee in a bi-partisan way.

        You don’t suppose Obama’s support would have made a difference?

        Damning, PB. Damning.

    5. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      That he’s not a leader or good speaker should be fairly evident by now to people who possess a brain cell.

      For some of us (raises hand), I felt this way as early as the Democratic debates.

      I never saw anything in this guy. His Justin Trudeau – only darker.

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        ‘He’s.’

        They’re good at passionate yapping.

  32. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    The Loved One was on (TCM) Saturday morning.
    To those of you who missed it, I say, “Nyaaaah, nyaaaah.”

    1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

      when i was contemplating a user name here, Mr Joyboy was one of the contenders

    2. Ted S.   11 years ago

      You might like The Big Trail on TCM this evening. Widescreen in 1930, more than 20 years before Cinemascope!

    3. Sevo   11 years ago

      Sir Walter Hinsley, I heard you’d been hung, ung, ung/
      With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue, ung, ung…
      Close?

  33. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Ignoring an Inequality Culprit: Single-Parent Families
    Intellectuals fretting about income disparity are oddly silent regarding the decline of the two-parent family.

    Suppose a scientific conference on cancer prevention never addressed smoking, on the grounds that in a free society you can’t change private behavior, and anyway, maybe the statistical relationships between smoking and cancer are really caused by some other third variable. Wouldn’t some suspect that the scientists who raised these claims were driven by something?ideology, tobacco money?other than science?

    Yet in the current discussions about increased inequality, few researchers, fewer reporters, and no one in the executive branch of government directly addresses what seems to be the strongest statistical correlate of inequality in the United States: the rise of single-parent families during the past half century.

    The two-parent family has declined rapidly in recent decades. In 1960, more than 76% of African-Americans and nearly 97% of whites were born to married couples.

    1. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      Wow, that sounds familiar!

      http://reason.com/blog/2014/04…..nt_4459553

      1. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

        it’s just your imagination. Now look into my eyes…

  34. Certified Public Asskicker   11 years ago

    Only because I saw it posted on FB (really, I swear!):

    How This 39-Year-Old Mom Has Orgasms From Anal Sex

    Use so much lube. As much as you think you need and then more. I only like water-based brands. Vaseline is a petroleum product, and I do not want THAT in my ass. I also spread a towel, because lube stains. And use condoms. [My husband and I] have been married a lot of years, and there is no chance for disease. And still, condoms. Because really, does he want to get a little piece of shit into his urethra? Hello infection.

    1. Jordan   11 years ago

      That is barftastic.

    2. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      Who the fuck are you friends with on FB?

      I’ve never even had one accidentally hit “like” on Pornhub.

      1. Certified Public Asskicker   11 years ago

        Girl from high school, she doesn’t seem like much of a freak but clearly I am wrong about everything.

    3. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      They should start posting pictures to go along with these sort of stories or else I’m not reading, hmpf.

  35. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    I was reading up on how aspirin works and saw this:

    As part of war reparations specified in the 1919 Treaty of Versailles following Germany’s surrender after World War I, Aspirin (along with heroin) lost its status as a registered trademark in France, Russia, the United Kingdom, and the United States, where it became a generic name

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspirin

    1. Isaac Bartram   11 years ago

      Unlike Canada where Aspirin is still a Bayer trademark and you have to ask for ASA if you want to get the generic version.

      It my have changed in the last thirtyfive years very few Canadians use “Aspirin” to describe the generic. They actually use “ASA”.

      If you ask if they have Aspirin they will actually say, “No, but I have ASA.”

      1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

        Really? We still say ‘take an aspirin’ around my parts just like we say take a ‘tylenol.’

  36. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    If it were efficient to power engines on ethanol, we’d have run our tractors off it long ago.

    Which was one of his major points. Petroleum based fuels blew organic crop-based fuels out of the market long ago for a reason; multiple reasons, actually. Corn has a much higher utility end use as food.

    *I’m still too lazy to go back and find the direct link.

  37. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    I was disappointed when they stopped selling toluene as a common painting solvent. That shit could dry out fuel enough to run an engine if you pumped your tank a quarter full of water*.

    A long time ago, I saw an in-depth article about the Mercedes W-125 GP cars. They included the recipe for the fuel used in the car which was roughly 86% methanol, tuned up with toluene, benzene, acetone, and a few other highly aromatic/toxic solvents. I bet it smelled awesome, nosebleeds and blurry vision notwithstanding.

    1. Andrew S.   11 years ago

      They should make engines like that for consumer cars, just so we could play “How many people are going to kill themselves trying to mix fuel?”

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      I know its fun to pour it on your sleeves and then tie your shirt around your face, but resist the urge.

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        What’s the dosage of aromatic hydrocarbons required to induce syesthesia?

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          About the same as required to induce permanent brain damage. But varnish a boat in a closed garage with the old-style aromatics, and you’ll get there.

    3. John   11 years ago

      Here you go

      the engine, which had arrived at a capacity of 5660 cc in the meantime, devoured one litre per kilometre, an aggressive special mixture made up of 88 percent methanol, 8.8 percent acetone and traces of other substances.
      Read more at http://www.supercars.net/cars/…..Ufu6u5j.99

      1. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

        That had to burn hot as hell. How often did the pistons get holes in them?

        1. John   11 years ago

          Those cars won damn near every race they were ever entered. And the races were long then on giant tracks like Spa and the Numbering. Their machining was just that good.

        2. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

          Run ’em… rebuild ’em

        3. Juice   11 years ago

          ?? Methanol and acetone would burn much cooler than octane.

      2. Sevo   11 years ago

        Gotta point out that modern drag cars wouldn’t deign to run such a mess.
        Nitro it is!

        1. vazhzsh   11 years ago

          Gotta point out that modern drag cars wouldn’t deign to run such a mess.

          Cool. Obviously, I gotta point out that really has nothing to do with distance racing, but um, fun story?

    4. Soros' Wank-noose   11 years ago

      This is about all I know of such musings…

  38. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    Jesus, Blunt & Burger

  39. Andrew S.   11 years ago

    Terrible news out of Manchester, UK. David Moyes is going to be sacked.

    It was so fun while it lasted.

    1. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

      He’s not being sacked, he’s being euthanised.

    2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      It’s looking like at the moment soccer tournaments with be without AC Milan and Manchester United next year.

      Two mighty clubs and still can’t crack top five or six in their respective leagues.

      1. Rhywun   11 years ago

        I’m torn between blaming lousy managers vs lazy spoiled players. I do think the revolving-door-ization of management is getting a little ridiculous now – some teams are burning through three a season.

        That said, good riddance to both clubs.

        1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          That’s true.

          I get the hate for Man Utd. But why Milan? What did they ever do to you!

          /runs out crying.

          1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

            By the way, I know Ted supports Bayern, I’ve stated I lean Milan mostly because of those teams from the late 80s and early 90s, so who do you support?

          2. Rhywun   11 years ago

            What did they ever do to you!

            I can’t stand many of the players on that team – it’s like a vortex for douchebags. See: Chelsea.

            I am a Liverpool supporter. Yeah, Suarez but he has really cleaned up his act this year since biting that guy.

            1. robc   11 years ago

              Fuck Liverpool.

              That is all.

            2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

              Which players? The current batch?

              1. Rhywun   11 years ago

                I only know the current squad. Balotelli, de Jong, Mexes – I don’t like their attitudes. And el Sharawhi – FFS that dopey hair.

      2. robc   11 years ago

        Mighty? ManU was relegated as recently as 1974. You arent mighty if relegated in my lifetime.

        1. Brett L   11 years ago

          Some of us apply that standard and find them qualirying as “mighty”. Of course, we also refer to Jesus as old because we couldn’t have known him personally.

        2. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          Same with Milan having been relegated in the 80s and then rising.

          But I think in terms of winning trophies, Milan is ‘mightier’ I guess.

        3. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

          robc, even the Yankees or Habs didn’t win every title in their peak dominance years. Since the 1990s Man Utd has been pretty powerful as is Milan.

    3. robc   11 years ago

      He took ManU to the same position he took Everton every year.

      I supported him at Everton, but I think I was wrong.

  40. Carl ?s his privilege   11 years ago

    Nokia phones to be renamed Microsoft Mobile

    Apparently the purchase only included temporary rights to the Nokia name

    1. SlV   11 years ago

      I look forward to the day I can ditch my company-supplied Windows phone. Dear God those things suck.

      1. Root Boy   11 years ago

        Hmm. I kind of like the tiles design on the phone (hate it on a laptop). I don’t own one, but a friend works for MS and is always trying to get me to buy one.

        Nokia is probably a better brand in the rest of the world – MS needs to sell a $50 smart phone for the 1 billion people that will upgrade from their old nokias.

  41. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    NBC Hired ‘Psychological Consultant’ to Assess ‘Meet the Press’ Host

    NBC has been so alarmed at Meet the Press’s decline, the network hired a “psychological consultant” to assess the host, David Gregory. The Washington Post reports:

    Last year, the network undertook an unusual assessment of the 43-year-old journalist, commissioning a psychological consultant to interview his friends and even his wife. The idea, according to a network spokeswoman, Meghan Pianta, was “to get perspective and insight from people who know him best.” But the research project struck some at NBC as odd, given that Gregory has been employed there for nearly 20 years.

    1. Steve G   11 years ago

      Wow, the dude’s only a year older than me? I woulda guessed a few yrs older than that.

  42. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    NBC has been so alarmed at Meet the Press’s decline, the network hired a “psychological consultant” to assess the host, David Gregory.

    “Fruity as a nutcake.”

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Just a guess on my part but can it be, just can it be, that perhaps the reason networks fail is because they take side that most Americans don’t agree with?

      And when they don’t agree with their journo-masters, are called out as being ‘ignorant’ or ‘extremist’ or whatever.

      1. Zeb   11 years ago

        I think that the biggest reason they fail is because there are so many other, better options for TV programming.
        If you take any too specific political or ideological position at all, most Americans will probably disagree with you.

  43. Lord Humungus   11 years ago

    for the derps:

    The Conservative Case Against Obamacare: A Restatement

    short version:

    Objection #1: Obamacare has no legitimate funding mechanism.

    objection #2: Obamacare has created a socially perverse array of winners and losers.

    objection #3: Obamacare restricts choices and increases costs.

    objection #4: Obamacare hurts businesses.

    Objection #5: Obamacare is probably unsustainable … in the long run.

    more details in the link

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      #6 It didn’t do one thing it was passed to do.

    2. Brett L   11 years ago

      I wouldn’t order them that way, but its not wrong. Of course, I am not a Conservative, so…

    3. Juice   11 years ago

      #6 – The individual mandate is unconstitutional (despite what John Roberts says) and if it becomes precedent would lead to the government becoming even more totalitarian.

  44. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    Imagine instead that Obama had embraced the bipartisanship of Simpson-Bowles and tried to steer through Congress a package that made the tax system fairer and solved the nation’s long-term debt problem.

    Sorry, I can only imagine the impossible; not the utterly preposterous.

    1. Aloysious   11 years ago

      Sorry, I can only imagine the impossible; not the utterly preposterous.

      Made me laugh.

  45. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

    I kinda get the professor’s irritation here.

    http://www.eugeneweekly.com/bl…..ips-poison

    1. Sevo   11 years ago

      “In other words, because it is hard for law students to get a job after they graduate, the faculty wanted to help them out.”

      And giving them scholarships helps?
      I’d say it’d be better to tell them the chances of getting employed and let ’em risk their own money.

    2. invisible furry hand   11 years ago

      As do I, even more so. There are people at my firm who advocate that all employees should have a set percentage deducted from their wages and “donated” to the firm’s charitable foundation.

  46. Sevo   11 years ago

    It’s more about the Chron than the guy; the Chron used a quarter of the front page for a guy who has pecker replacement surgery:
    “Man may be 1st to father child with reconstructed penis”
    http://www.sfgate.com/health/a…..416853.php

  47. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    The Boston Marathon is today?

    I assume everybody at Big Nooze is furtively hoping for explosions.

    1. Brett L   11 years ago

      As my mom will be at the finish line approximately 4 hours after the trotters start to cheer my dad, I hope the Big Nooze people that feel that way die in a fire.

  48. The Late P Brooks   11 years ago

    There are people at my firm who advocate that all employees should have a set percentage deducted from their wages and “donated” to the firm’s charitable foundation.

    Nothing says “charity” like money forcibly extracted.

    1. Pathogen   11 years ago

      Give till it hurts..

    2. Root Boy   11 years ago

      They want to help you be altruistic.

  49. GILMORE   11 years ago

    I have created my own Obamacare meme

    https://imgflip.com/i/8a982

    Thank you

    1. Rufus J. Firefly   11 years ago

      Oooo.

      Scary.

      I will have nightmares.

  50. Saneman   11 years ago

    Could someone address this point please? I am not trying to troll, just looking for an explanation. This from someone who is not versed in economics (at all).

    Over the course of the past 50 years the corporate tax rate (as a percentage of GDP) has decreased by around 4.5%. Over about that same time period, the top 10% wealthiest Americans have increased their wealth at a rate about 10 times that of the bottom 90% (their percentage of wealth has remained stagnant). Doesn’t this suggest that tax freedom only leads to the wealthy continuing to exploit the lower classes? Someone please give me the 101 Econ explanation here in layman’s terms.

    1. GILMORE   11 years ago

      ‘. Doesn’t this suggest that tax freedom only leads to the wealthy continuing to exploit the lower classes?’

      No.

      Because the facts you cite – marginal declines in corporate tax rates, growth in the # and level of wealthiest americans – don’t necessarily have any connection to each other, or to the status of poorer americans *at all*.

      You compound the problem by then referring to a) “tax freedom” as though the status quo were some unregulated free-for-all rather than the hyper-taxed and regulated world we live in, and b) suggesting that gains for some come at the expense of others,relying on a Zero-Sum concept of economics which is the source of most misconceptions fostered by the left.

      Go back to the start and assume that none of the things you’ve mentioned have any causal relation. (corporate taxes vs individual wealth increases)

      What the single most important fact is would be hard to pin down, but i could offer a few simple ones =

      in the last 50 years, only the wealthier americans have had their wealth *invested*, and consequently grew like gangbusters, while lower-middle class americans who relied on pensions funded by the state and or their crony industrial bosses vanished into thin air as their industries collapsed.

      This fact has nothing to do with taxes, and nothing to do with exploitation, yet could pretty much explain the majority of the disparity you identify.

      And that’s just one detail.

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