Friday Funnies: Liberties Invasion

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[Fist of Etiquette]

It looks like that guy with the head growing out of his chest is throwing that golden hovertank off balance.

[Snark Plissken]

Start the samovar, free Crimea...

[SugarFree]

"I myself am growing from the torso of an inbred simpleton."

[Will4Freedom]

Ahh... it's a hovertank. Call the EPA. It's smokey exhaust is causing global warming.

[Pompey]

Hehe

[Doctor Whom]

My hovertank is full of reporters.

[Swiss Servator, alles klar?]

+1 scratched record

[Pompey]

Obama is really a foolish spendthrift, even this is shocking. A solid gold tank???? He's really an idiot too, gold is judt not that rigid. I expect no more than a day of good service before the internals and the tracks start to fail.

[UnCivilServant]

But - the deformation absorbs the kinetic energy of the sh...*bursts out laughing*

Sorry, I couldn't finish that absurdity.

But that looks more bronze than gold to me - it just hasn't had time to develop a patina.

[Pompey]

Just get your Snuggie, hunker down, and bask in the warm embrace of Taboola.

[Snark Plissken]

Speaking of politicians driving tanks...

[UnCivilServant]

At first I thought that'd be a link to the Dukakis fiasco.

[Almanian!]

This is pretty awesome

"Remember when I said I'd bring the buns? I lied..." Nice 🙂

[neoteny]

Ostrich egg? You're from Austria?

That was pretty good.

[db]

Why do so many peoplebtalking about Russia and Ukraine seem to uncritically accept the notion that Putin has any legitimate right to bring all Russian speakers in that area under the.Russian umbrella? Nationalism should be discredited.by.now, but statists continue to.believe in.the.idea.that centralization.of.c9ntrol is.a.good idea.

[UnCivilServant]

Just wait db, the next step is to assert the notion that all English speakers should be under the dominian of England.

[wareagle]

I'm not sure that is an accurate assumption. More than any 'right' Putin has, most people here seem to be asking why it is our business.

[db]

I didntl't say, "people here." I.meant.in.general.

[Ted S.]

I finally came to the conclusion this morning that they're a bunch of antianticommunists, and want to see Putin do this so they can poke the people who like the post-Soviet republics.

And they're projecting that it's the pro-Ukrainian people who are trying to refight the Cold War.

[wareagle]

if Payne wants truth in labeling, "steno pool" would be more accurate than 'media.'

[Almanian!]

I don't get it.

Also, awful, therefore, perfect.

Happy Friday, Reasonoids. In Crimea, Russia comes home to YOU!

[sarcasmic]

I don't get it.

Me neither.

[Will4Freedom]

No woman tank drivers or reporters? "WAR ON WOMEN"!

Or does Payne just not know how to draw boobs?

[UnCivilServant]

I don't know, we can always recognize Obama when he makes an appearance, so he can draw at least one.

[wareagle]

+1 uniboob

[Rich]

Will, I think you should apologize to Henry. Look carefully, and you'll see a fair rack on the first woman president.

[invisible furry hand]

Is the tank's gun some sort of surrogate erection?

[Swiss Servator, alles klar?]

....probably, yes....

[Snark Plissken]

Sometimes a gun is just a gun.

This isn't one of those times.

[Snark Plissken]

P Brooks'd that one.

[Swiss Servator, alles klar?]

Say it loud, say it proud!

"DOWN WITH THREADED COMMENTS!!!!"

[Snark Plissken]

I'm totally down with threaded comments, man.

[Rich]

No tanks for the treaded comments, man. They're hard to track.

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I see what you did there.

And I really don't like it.

[asadjan]

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[GILMORE]

When I say, "I don't get it"....

...this time, I'm really not kidding. Isn't there like a rule were if doesn't make sense after 3-seconds, then either the cartoon is broken, or you've just suffered a major stroke?

When I say, "I don't want to get it" - well, I mean that just as sincerely as I always have

[Snark Plissken]

I thought owning your own tank was a prerequisite to posting here?

[UnCivilServant]

Blackmail information works just as well.

[Snark Plissken]

Sherman?

*sniffs*

I suppose as an entry level tank it'll suffice.

[Cdr Lytton]

You've got to start somewhere.

Just don't be this guy:
http://www.oregonlive.com/paci.....ers_m.html

[Bean Counter]

Greatest last line of a news story in the last month!