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Politics

Ukraine: Violent Clashes With Russian Separatists in Crimea

Zenon Evans | 2.27.2014 12:40 PM

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Tensions are escalating in Ukraine again. While the pro-western opposition attempts to establish a functioning government in the capital city of Kiev, pro-Russian separatists in the Crimean peninsula are becoming increasingly aggressive in their rejection of this new leadership.

In a predawn raid today, "an unknown armed group" of roughly 120 men stormed and seized the Council of Ministers and parliament buildings, reports the Kyiv Post. They fired shots but killed no one. According to Reuters, "they issued no demands, but witnesses said they spoke Russian and appeared to be ethnic Russian separatists."

Parliamentarian Gennady Moskal claims that among the rebels were members of the notorious Berkut riot police, which has been greeted with applause since arriving in Crimea. The interim government announced yesterday that it was disbanding the force, which used live rounds on protesters in Kiev. Moskal says that the decision was "ill-conceived," because the riot police now feel more antagonistic toward the opposition-controlled central government.

Unrest has been fomenting for a while. Crimea is an autonomous parliamentary republic within Ukraine, and has historically been Russian-leaning: The Russian Navy's Black Sea Fleet leases a major base on the peninsula and over 50 percent of the population is ethnically Russian. When deposed President Viktor Yanukovych fled from Kiev, he reportedly sought shelter in Crimea.

Earlier this week, clashes between pro-western and pro-Russian groups resulted in two dead and 30 injured. On Tuesday, separatists declared a Russian businessman the de facto mayor of the region's capital.

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Russia is fanning the flames. Yesterday, "Putin… ordered massive military exercises involving most of the military units in western Russia. On Thursday, as part of the exercises, 90 fighter jets were put on combat alert and were patrolling the border with Ukraine," writes the Associated Press.

Ukraine's interim president warned that he would not tolerate any "military aggression" from Russia.

Fun fact: Russian lawmakers and celebrities are rushing to Crimea to demonstrate their support for the separatists. Among them is heavyweight champion boxer-turned-politician Nikolai Valuev, whom heavyweight champion boxer-turned-Ukrainian-opposition-leader Vitali Klitschko once called a "chicken" for turning down a fight. Can you say pay-per-view event of the century?

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Zenon Evans is a former Reason staff writer and editor.

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  1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon behind them
    Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    While horse and hero fell,
    They that had fought so well
    Came thro' the jaws of Death
    Back from the mouth of Hell,
    All that was left of them,
    Left of six hundred.

    1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

      +1 LT BDE

    2. db   11 years ago

      - 26% dead, 20% wounded.

    3. playa manhattan   11 years ago

      You missed an article that was right up your alley:
      http://reason.com/blog/2014/02.....nt_4340907

      All you had to do was use Yahoo....

      1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

        Ugh, the video quality for Y! video messaging was abominable. When was this program running? Mid-2000s then GCHQ probably has a fine collection of images of my taint on hand. I've always had a soft spot for the British. If any attractive GCHQ watchers are interested they can email me at my yahoo account.

        I think the NSA has been monitoring Skype since Microsoft took it over. So I'm pretty sure I've got the NSA covered.

        1. playa manhattan   11 years ago

          Is it fair to assume you were "hanging brain" on every video service mid-2000?

          1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

            Not really. Yahoo was my official account for inappropriate activity and Skype is just better suited for it. There's a website that I've spent some time on, but that's really it.

            Google would have absolutely no idea what my scrotum looked like except my Android phone backs up pictures to the cloud. I'm always having to hunt through and remove those from my cloud storage. Oh and Dropbox. Any NSA watcher who's gone through my Dropbox has a good working knowledge of my anatomy.

    4. Red Rocks Rockin   11 years ago

      Add "The Trooper" for the appropriate soundtrack.

  2. Almanian!   11 years ago

    Huh. Glad I'm not Ukrainian. And glad we're not getting involved in this morass.

    RIGHT, MISTER PRESIDENT?

  3. Almanian!   11 years ago

    Also, again, hope Groovus is OK, hopefully completely unaffected by everything going on. Nothing like some violence in the streets to ruin your stay in another country.

    Or your own, for that matter.

    Good luck and best wishes, Groovus.

    1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

      It'd be nice to get a check in from him. I started commenting near the time he was tapering off but he seemed like a really solid guy.

    2. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

      The worse this all gets, the more worried I get - I wish sloopy or someone would hear from him.

      1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

        He just fucking disappeared.

        1. Pro Libertate   11 years ago

          I think the third word is the key. I'm sure he's fine, working in the hospital at night and with his woman the rest of the time.

        2. playa manhattan   11 years ago

          So did you. I blame your shopping addiction.

        3. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

          Now I am more worried.

        4. Stimpy's Invention   11 years ago

          "He just fucking disappeared.

          This happened to me too. With a lot of former friends. They just stopped writing. I wonder if they, too, were killed in a revolution. Scary.

    3. db   11 years ago

      I, too, hope he's well. Usually, one hears about Americans caught up in this.sort of.things.in the news if.it happens. Maybe a Google.alert on Americans in Ukraine would turn something up.

      Who.knows, maybe he's a combat medic for the opposition.

      He had a lot of.faith that Ukraine would be stable and free. I hope it.thrns.out that way.

    4. grrizzly   11 years ago

      I don't think there's any Groovus in Ukraine. I believe he wasn't Ukrainian. And American doctors don't just move to a poor foreign country, the language of which they don't speak.

      1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

        He knew the language - just not to native fluency - Groovus was just his screen name and yes, doctors do go to seemingly odd places (witness Doctors Without Borders).

        1. grrizzly   11 years ago

          M?decins Sans Fronti?res sends doctors on temporary missions. That's not how Groovus described his then upcoming move to Ukraine.

          Now, as a Russian man living in the US I can be biased evaluating the plausibility of moving to Ukraine from US. I thought Groovus's story was nuts, but I didn't feel like confronting him in public.

          1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

            How do you confront somebody in public...on a computer...anonymously?

            1. grrizzly   11 years ago

              Well, you just did by calling me an "asshole."
              In public = in this forum.

              1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

                This isn't a public forum, I can no more prove you're human than I can prove AnonBot is a program.

                1. grrizzly   11 years ago

                  True. That's why I don't trust every outlandish personal story posted on H&R.

                  1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

                    Do you trust the fact that I purchased an autographed picture of C. Everett Koop two days ago?

                    Well, here's the proof!

      2. sloopyinca   11 years ago

        You stupid asshole, I corresponded with him for quite a while when he got there and we exchanged several pics with him.

        1. grrizzly   11 years ago

          Why did he decide to move to Ukraine, of all places?

          1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

            Because he believed it had the makings of a libertarian society...and because he was enamored by their culture and wanted to explore it...and because he thought that Obamacare was going to make him hate his chosen profession.

            Why did you decide to move where you currently live? And do you think that's the exact same reason why each other person on here chose their hometown? I mean, there's people on here that live in Michigan, for fuck sake.

            1. grrizzly   11 years ago

              "it had the makings of a libertarian society...and because he thought that Obamacare was going to make him hate his chosen profession"

              Since I know a bit about Ukraine, I found these explanations bizarre.

              1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

                Since I know a bit about bears, I am skeptical about your screen name.

                1. jesse.in.mb   11 years ago

                  Spending your free time in Silverlake, sloop?

                  1. sloopyinca   11 years ago

                    OK, I guess I opened myself up for that one.

                    No, wait...

  4. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

    You know who else wanted to separate Crimea?

    1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

      The Khans of Crimea?

      1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

        Uh, yes...

        *hangs head and kicks leg of chair*

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder   11 years ago

    Those damn kulaks

  6. sarcasmic   11 years ago

    Iron Maiden's "The Trooper", Crimean War tribute

    1. Special Agent Marc F Cheney   11 years ago

      Thanks, now I have the bass line playing on repeat in my head.

      Dun dun diddle-dun
      Dun dun diddle-dun
      Dun dun diddle-dun
      DUN DUN DUN DUNNN
      dun diddle-dun
      Dun dun diddle-dun
      Dun dun diddle-dun
      DUN DUN DUN DUN...

    2. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

      I would venture a guess that it's about the Charge of the Light Brigade.

      1. sarcasmic   11 years ago

        I only heard of that story the other day on Top Gear.

  7. tarran   11 years ago

    It's as if Electronic Arts came out with US Navy Fighters 20 years prematurely.

    1. playa manhattan   11 years ago

      What do think that is? A 486?

      1. tarran   11 years ago

        No idea.

        It's amazing: the RWR's alarm tones still get my blood pumping.

        1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

          Did you start looking for Damage Control or fire fighting gear? Fervently hoping the CIWS was working?

          1. tarran   11 years ago

            No, but my right hand did instinctively twitch toward the number pad to initiate a break that would point my wing toward the missile, while the left index finger stabbed for the '6' key to light the after burners on its way to hit '9' to deploy a chaff cartridge.

            Yes, I remember the keyboard short cuts!

  8. Notorious G.K.C.   11 years ago

    Yay, let's all get involved in a war in the Crimean penninsula! Come on in, international community, the water's fine!

    1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

      RELEASE THE BASHI-BAZOUKS! FORWARD, THE LIGHT BRIGADE! ZOUAVES, ATTACK!

  9. Grand Moff Serious Man   11 years ago

    The paths of glory lead but to the grave.

    1. PH2050   11 years ago

      "Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead."

      -Darth Revan

  10. Special Agent Marc F Cheney   11 years ago

    Check out that boxer. He's all like "I WILL BREAK YOU".

    1. Swiss Servator, mehr K?se!   11 years ago

      He looks like a parody of a Russian villain. What happens when reality outstrips comedy?

      1. UnCivilServant   11 years ago

        People cite satire articles without noticing.

    2. Winston   11 years ago

      You're Doing it wrong. It's "I MUST BREAK YOU"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU

  11. Bookkeeper   11 years ago

    And this is why we need to keep the military out of the situation. While Russia will certainly turn up the rhetoric and saber-rattling, the government in Kiev isn't much better. Iulia Tymoshenko will do what is best for Iulia Tymoshenko, even if it involves bankrupting the country in bad gas deals. The interim president is, in all likelihood, her creature (though his security service background is interesting and worrying at the same time).

    This is a mess now and will get worse.

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