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A.M. Links: US Awaits UN Results on Syrian Chemical Weapons Inspection, NYPD Labels Mosques as Terrorist Organizations, Alec Baldwin Attacks

Zenon Evans | 8.28.2013 9:00 AM

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  • Using predominantly Israeli military intelligence, U.N. chemical weapons experts began their second day of inspections in the eastern Ghouta suburb of Damascus today. Vice President Joe Biden has already concluded that there is "no doubt" the Assad Regime, not the Syrian rebels, is responsible for using the chemical weapons. Syria challenges the U.S. to prove it. If the Obama Administration gets its way, experts expect the U.S. will use tomahawk cruise missiles against Assad's forces. The U.K. will introduce a resolution at the U.N. Security Council today that would authorize action to protect Syrian civilians from chemical weapons. 
  • The New York Police Department secretly categorized entire mosques as terrorist organizations so that cops could use informants to spy on imams and record sermons, often regardless of evidence of criminal behavior.
  • Dallas police have adopted a "knock and talk" policy to get inside the houses of low-level drug dealers. Since May, the 46-member task force has already made over 500 arrests and seized over 130 guns and 400 pounds of drugs.
  • Girls Gone Wild creator, Joe Francis, was found guilty of choking a woman and repeatedly slamming her head into the ground. He was sentenced to 270 days in jail and three years probation.
  • Alec Baldwin confronted a photographer recently. Pictures show the actor pushing the paparazzo against the hood of a car. 
  • Several Florida high schools are cracking down on skimpy attire by banning their own cheerleading uniforms.
  • All 25,000 applicants to the University of Liberia, one of the nation's two universities, failed the entrance exam after the school raised its admission standards this year. 

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Zenon Evans is a former Reason staff writer and editor.

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  1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

    No alt-text? No Auric.

  2. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    On the VMAs:

    Every time I see @MileyCyrus slap that black woman's butt, I think about the way that enslaved blacks were whipped for white entertainment.
    ? Aura Bogado (@aurabogado) August 26, 2013

    1. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

      "Every time I see anything, I think about enslaved blacks."

      1. Nephilium   12 years ago

        And the problem is always what the person is looking at... unless they're looking at a mirror.

        1. Finrod   12 years ago

          Precisely.

      2. BardMetal   12 years ago

        How sad is it that these people waste their lives seeing the world through that kind of lens. There's no way these fools are ever happy.

    2. wareagle   12 years ago

      were the enslaved blacks a voluntary part of the entertainment, like the woman in this bit? And were they paid? But yeah, totally the same thing.

    3. Ken Shultz   12 years ago

      "Every time I see @MileyCyrus slap that black woman's butt..."

      Then stop watching it over and over again.

    4. Raston Bot   12 years ago

      Funny, what she thinks is about a million times more decent than what comes to my mind when I watch that scene.

  3. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Man arrested for stealing 200 bicycle seats for their 'scent of a woman'

    Hmm... definitely not a STEVE SMITH or even a Warty crime level. I'm thinking Epi.

    1. KDN   12 years ago

      Oh, it's Japan. This crime is the equivalent of an American staring at his neighbors' boobs through binoculars.

  4. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

    Black girls that beat up white girl are charged with ethnic intimidation.

    1. Matrix   12 years ago

      is that like a step down from a hate crime?

    2. Rich   12 years ago

      she suffered multiple injuries, including torn shoulder ligaments. She said she thought the girls were going to kill her.

      At least it wasn't ethnic *cleansing*.

      Seriously, charge them with attempted first degree murder and -- suck on it -- hate crimes.

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      It's Yinzer-on-Yinzer crime. Where's the hate in that?

      1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Self loathing?

    4. KPres   12 years ago

      Good thing she didn't she didn't shoot in self defense. Then SHE would have been the racist.

  5. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    Textbooks, however, will continue to be full price.

    NYU partners with sex store to offer strap-on giveaway
    New York University students returning to campus this week can participate in a university-sponsored sex toy giveaway, play "guess the straight person" with the LGBTQ center, and receive oral sex tips from a local sex store.

    ...The fun continues all week. The center will host "Guess the Straight Person," on Tuesday and Thursday, in which audience participants will pose questions to panelists of mixed orientations....

    1. Bardas Phocas   12 years ago

      I nearly went to look up how much a couple of semesters at NYU cost - but fuck it.
      It's probably some obscene amount that can be covered by Daaddee or student loans - making all of this "important social learning" possible.

      1. Juice   12 years ago

        It's in the top 5 costliest universities.

    2. KPres   12 years ago

      "Textbooks, however, will continue to be full price."

      It makes sense, given that a diploma and the sex-ed are the only valuable things the students are getting.

    3. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      The fun continues all week. The center will host "Guess the Straight Person," on Tuesday and Thursday, in which audience participants will pose questions to panelists of mixed orientations

      Bahaha, I sat on a panel for that in college. Apparently the person had who'd set it up had wanted to call it "Finger The Queer" but was shot down by the administration. They thought I was straight, although one person in the audience guessed bi. I'm a little sad they didn't get to call it Finger The Queer though.

  6. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

    Members of a "knock-and-talk" task force, established in May based on an idea by police Chief David Brown, are using tips from neighbors, approaching possible drug-dealing homes and asking to be allowed inside, The Dallas Morning News reported Monday.

    Dave's not here.

    1. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

      Hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your dog.

      1. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

        Well, it's better than sending in SWAT.

        1. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

          I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the "knock and talk" guys are the same ones that bust your door down when you don't feel like talking.

          1. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

            That's what I was thinking. Nice door you got there. Be a shame if we had to get a warrant and knock it down.

      2. BardMetal   12 years ago

        There has to be a way to make a song out of that.

    2. Steve G   12 years ago

      So if you flash the constitution at them will you get charged with obstruction??

    3. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

      Here's an excellent example of successful "knock-and-talk" policework:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqhW4GaZyx8

      Start at about 3:20. Runs a minute or so.

      1. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

        OOPS. Wrong link above.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nQ_mFJV4I

        Start at 29:00 for a few minutes.

      2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

        RULE #10: You don't have to let them in.

        1. JW   12 years ago

          It's the same rule that's applied to vampires.

          Just a massive coincidence, I'm sure.

  7. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Sales Of Public Data To Marketers Can Mean Big $$ For Governments

    "It feels like a betrayal," Meer said. "Because our government is supposed to protect us, not to sell our information and profit from us."

    Spokesperson Andrew Cole confirms the Secretary of State sells business information for monetary amounts ranging from $200 to $12,000, depending on frequency and amount of information requested. But, Cole says the fees only cover the costs of running the databases.

    "We are not looking to make money," said Cole. "We charge to cover our costs."

    1. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

      "We are not looking to make money," said Cole. "We charge to cover our costs."

      So all the taxes and dollar devaluation aren't enough?

      Fucking parasites.

      1. Matrix   12 years ago

        at least with private companies, you can opt out or not do business with them. You can't NOT do business with the government.

    2. wareagle   12 years ago

      Because our government is supposed to protect us

      Hey, Flounder, you fucked up; you trusted us.

    3. ant1sthenes   12 years ago

      ""It feels like a betrayal," Meer said. "Because our government is supposed to protect us, "

      Ha! Sucker. Government exists for government workers, officials, and clients to make money off of you. Bet you believe we actually have a democracy too.

  8. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

    Alec Baldwin confronted a photographer recently. Pictures show the actor pushing the paparrazo against the hood of a car.

    Alec, just try to get an honorary police badge. Problem solved.

    1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Confront?

      http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-conten.....to-Car.jpg

      Looks like he is raping the guy in broad daylight.

      If not for the acting gig, the asshole would have definitely become a cop.

      1. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

        I know it wasn't rape-rape

  9. Matrix   12 years ago

    You guys, you guys!
    Pacific Rim is TOTALLY American Imperialist Propaganda!

  10. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    Volokh: When Do We Care If Presidents Break "The Law"?

    1. gaijin   12 years ago

      You don't know what it's like,
      you don't have a clue.
      If you did you'd find yourself,
      doing the same thing too!

      1. Aloysious   12 years ago

        +1 Judas Priest

    2. Juice   12 years ago

      ooo I like the quote marks.

  11. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    Alec Baldwin confronted a photographer recently. Pictures show the actor pushing the paparrazo against the hood of a car.

    But he didn't spew homophobic abuse, so he's a reformed man

    And it's spelt "paparazzo"

  12. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Police shoot, kill giant chicken-menacing lizard

    olice say a Ledyard officer shot a monitor lizard to death Sunday afternoon, after a resident called 911 to report what she believed to be an alligator attacking the chickens in her coop.

    The officer was forced to shoot the reptile to protect fellow patrolmen, the town's animal control officer and the chickens, police Lt. Michael T. Finkelstein said Monday.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      I'm with the cops on this one. Monitor lizards are shoot on contact.

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        It was an escaped pet. Fuck off.

        1. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

          So was this python.

          1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

            That story stinks like spoiled fish.

            1. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

              "Cop Murdered in Driveway and Two Boys Killed by Escaped Python"

              FIFY

        2. BardMetal   12 years ago

          A monitor lizard isn't a pet. It's just a wild animal that happens to live in your house, you know sort of like a cat.

        3. Floridian   12 years ago

          Monitor lizards can be dangerous. If the owner was there to pay damages I would let him take it. Otherwise it's an invasive species and should have been put down.

          1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

            They can also be tame pets. Most of that story is based upon fear and ignorance.

      2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        I disagree, a pole arm with a noose would have been all you have needed to subdue it. I wouldn't expect the cops to have the technical know how to improvise making one on the spot though. When your only tool is a gun, you consider every problem a target for a bullet.

        And, yes, I've made one before on a camping trip with a bamboo fishing pole and rope and subdued a fox that I suspected of having rabies. Took me less than ten minutes. I turned it in to the rangers who patrolled around Lake Jordan.

        1. Raston Bot   12 years ago

          and they shot it.

          1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

            It turned out to be old and mangey not rabid, so possibly, or even likely. It wasn't faring very well.

    2. Rich   12 years ago

      chicken-menacing lizard

      Nice band name.

      1. thom   12 years ago

        No, it's a good album name. It's a terrible band name.

        1. Citizen Nothing   12 years ago

          You get to the latest C-ML concert?

        2. JW   12 years ago

          Only if in the back yard.

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      If she's raising livestock, shouldn't she have a gun to shoot predators?

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Connecticut, dude.

        1. Knarf Yenrab (prev. An0nB0t)   12 years ago

          You'd think chicken farmers would move to more civilized climes where they could shoot thunder lizards without calling the cops and risking the lives of their neighbors' children.

  13. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    And if you die, the Browns are right there to serve as pall bearers.

    Doctors At Ohio State University Were The First To Transmit A Surgery Live Using Google Glass

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      It's the joke that will never die!

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        But it will let you down.

        1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

          Even I want to let that joke down.

  14. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

    Alec Baldwin confronted a photographer recently. Pictures show the actor pushing the paparrazo against the hood of a car.

    His watch cost more than that fucking car!

    1. Slammer   12 years ago

      But the leads are WEAK!

      1. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

        Photos are for closers!

        1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

          Who ever told you that you could photograph with men?

          1. PRX   12 years ago

            Did you ever take a dump, made you feel like you slept for 12 hours? Sandi has.

        2. JW   12 years ago

          Who knew that he was just playing himself in the movie?

    2. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

      Pictures are for closers!

      1. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

        Damn you!

      2. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

        You know what it takes to throw a photographer onto a car hood? BRASS BALLS.

  15. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Police seize painting of Vladimir Putin in a negligee

    The painting showed President Vladimir Putin wearing a tight-fitting slip and brushing the hair of Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev, who is wearing knickers and a bra.

    The officers also removed a picture of the head of the Russian Orthodox Church, his torso covered in tattoos, and two others poking fun at lawmakers who have backed legislation banning so-called gay propaganda, gallery staff said.

    St Petersburg deputy Vitaly Mironov, whose face was combined with the gay rights movement's rainbow flag in one of the paintings, told Reuters the images were inappropriate and "of a distinctly pornographic character".

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      It's Mirth & Girth all over.

    2. Finrod   12 years ago

      And Vladimir Putin gets to learn about the Streisand Effect firsthand. No one outside of Russia would have seen this otherwise.

  16. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

    Saudis offer Russia secret oil deal if it drops support for Syria.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fin.....Syria.html

    If the Russians don't veto the UN resolution in the SC then we can assume this is the reason.

    1. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

      Money talks.

      Evidently the Saudis are very serious about getting a Sunni regime installed in Syria.

    2. Rasilio   12 years ago

      Why would the Russians need Oil? It is the one thing they actually have.

  17. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    Sign of the end times:

    Drunken elk gang flees Stockholm cops

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      I though that said "elf" gang and Santa's helpers had hit town and gone on a bender.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        "Hey, Rudolf, your nose should be brown, not red!"

        "Yo, baby, it's only *most* of me that's short..."

        "What do you mean you won't serve me any more drinks? Do you know who I am? I can have Santa put you on the naughty list like *that!*"

  18. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    Your morning stupid:

    2 years ago: The full scope of the 'climate-change' conspiracy

    1. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

      More:

      The bad faith of climate-deniers cannot be denied

      1. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

        Sorry, I keep finding dumb things while looking for a specific post:

        Raising minimum wage would create jobs
        Yeah, that's right: doubling ? from a poverty-level $7.25/hour to a living wage of $15/hour. ...

        1. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

          1. Most simply and most cleanly, it would immediately raise the incomes of millions of cash-strapped Americans ? precisely the people who most need to be earning more than they're making right now.

          If everyone were a millionaire, money problems would vanish. Dear Zod, that site is a black hole of stupid.

          1. Matrix   12 years ago

            Yeah, just look at Zimbabwe!

          2. Rich   12 years ago

            "Why, I'll just raise wages and lower prices!"

            1. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

              Government is magic!!!

              He also kinda left out the odds of McDonald's hiring fry cooks at $22/hr.

              1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

                We need more government regulation to force them to hire a certain number of fry cooks @ $22 an hour. Duh.

              2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

                If one compares the value produced by the average McDonald's fry cook with the value produced by the average employee at the White House, Congress, or the Department of Interior, $22/hr looks to be low.

        2. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

          "If the minimum wage had simply tracked U.S. productivity gains since 1968, it would be $21.72 an hour ? three times what it is now."

          Presumably an average - how much of the (technology related) productivity gain went to people well above minimum wage and how much to burger flippers?

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Yes, well, presumably the employment level would be 1/3 of what it is now if everything remained static except productivity gains.

          2. KPres   12 years ago

            This has been debunked 1000 times. You can't compare productivity and wages, they use different price deflators. If you use the same deflator, you get something like $10/hour as what the minimum wage would be tracking productivty. And while that's still higher than $7.25, they also didn't have an EITC in 1968.

        3. Andrew S.   12 years ago

          When your arguments could easily be refuted by a college freshman who just got a C on his final exam in Econ 101, you really aren't trying hard enough.

        4. Knarf Yenrab (prev. An0nB0t)   12 years ago

          The frightening thing is that a not-insignificant number of professional economists would agree with this sentiment.

          Aggregate demand cures all, dontchaknow.

          1. Finrod   12 years ago

            You could lay a thousand economists end to end and still not reach a conclusion.

        5. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

          The Obama Administration originally favored such arguments, as evidenced by its appointment of Alan Krueger as chair of the Council of Economic Advisors.

          Krueger is the guy who did the NJ-PA minimum wage study back in the 80s, which was a dubious case study that suggested that small changes in minwage could increase employment.

          However, they let him go earlier this year as it appears his brand of economics hasn't been working so well.

  19. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Ramesh Ponnuru: Will Obama Make the Fed Even Worse?

    My guess is that Obama doesn't know, think or care much about monetary policy. That's usually a good disposition for someone in the Oval Office to have. A president who was too interested in monetary policy would be tempted to interfere with the Fed. Indifference beats the attitude of many Republicans, who are still convinced, contrary to all the evidence, that rampant inflation is just around the corner.

    While presidential apathy about central banking is usually a virtue, once every 70 years or so the economy suffers through a calamity of tight money. We found ourselves in that circumstance when Obama took office. The country could have been well served by a president who favored monetary looseness, a policy the Democratic Party has supported for about a century. Because of Obama's indifference, we had no such luck.

    1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

      Yes.

    2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      Six of the seven Fed Governors were appointed by Obama and are considered "doves" - loose money proponents. And they vote that way. Ponnuru is not paying attention.

      1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

        You don't understand how the FED functions, do you?

        All Regional Reserve Bank presidents contribute to the committee's assessment of the economy and of policy options, but only the five presidents who are then members of the FOMC vote on policy decisions. The FOMC determines its own internal organization and, by tradition, elects the Chairman of the Board of Governors as its chairman and the president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York as its vice chairman. It is informal policy within the FOMC for the Board of Governors and the New York Federal Reserve Bank president to vote with the Chairman of the FOMC; anyone who is not an expert on monetary policy traditionally votes with the chairman as well; and in any vote no more than two FOMC members can dissent.

        Whether or not a voting member is a hawk or dove matters little. The Chairman determines policy.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.....rve_System

        1. DJF   12 years ago

          So like the rest of the FED even their voting system is a fraud.

          1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

            Regarding monetary policy, the FOMC isn't a democracy; it's a dictatorship with "advisers".

        2. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

          So Obama slipped some Hawks in there? Really, you added nothing. Hoenig was often the lone dissenting vote and he is now off the FOMC since he retired.

          1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

            It has nothing to do with doves or hawks. The Chairman sets policy. Yeez.

    3. robc   12 years ago

      contrary to all the evidence, that rampant inflation is just around the corner.

      Its not "just around the corner" becasue its already here:

      http://research.stlouisfed.org/fredgraph.png?g=lRQ

      1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

        We've had rampant inflation in two critical sectors of our economy: healthcare and education. Gee, I wonder why?

        1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

          LACK OF GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT!1!!!

          /derp

        2. JW   12 years ago

          Don't forget housing! We can never allow investors to not realize a gain. It's unAmerican!

    4. R C Dean   12 years ago

      We've had the loosest monetary policy in this country's history. What the fuck is he babbling about?

  20. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Giant leopard-like cat that terrified neighborhood for weeks is revealed to just be a big house cat... after someone shot it dead

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....e-cat.html
    Some people are idiots. That's all I can say.

    1. Floridian   12 years ago

      I though those cats were rare and expensive. I'm surprised somebody didn't claim it.

      1. Blinded by the Derp   12 years ago

        They are expensive. I wonder if the owner just let it be an outside pet, and didn't realize that people were dumb enough to think it was a leopard.

        Although, cats really shouldn't be outside pets since they don't stay on their owners property.

    2. Troy muy grande boner   12 years ago

      Who would have guessed that the citizens of Detroit were such pussies. It seems like the only thing this nice big cat did wrong was to have the wrong kind of coat.

  21. Brett L   12 years ago

    Asimov got 2014 right on robots (in the home), wrong on radioisotopes 50 years ago

    Robots will neither be common nor very good in 2014, but they will be in existence.
    ...
    The appliances of 2014 will have no electric cords, of course, for they will be powered by long- lived batteries running on radioisotopes. The isotopes will not be expensive for they will be by- products of the fission-power plants which, by 2014, will be supplying well over half the power needs of humanity.

    1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      Relevant. I don't think we can blame Asimov for failing to predict how crazy environmentalists would get over nukes: but what could be bad for the environment with increasing use of natural gas? And separately, what could be bad for the economy of the state with removing 75% of the electricity produced in state?

      1. Floridian   12 years ago

        Indian Point is a large, two-unit station in a more favorable market," Mike Burns, an Entergy spokesman, said in an e-mail today. "We are committed to its continued and safe operation."

        This guy grew up watching the Simpsons and though he could become the REAL Mr burns running a nuclear power plant. See kids, follow your dreams and the government will regulate them out of existence.

    2. Juice   12 years ago

      He also missed the extinction of World's Fairs.

  22. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    'Ghostbuster' conducts exorcism of a woman with his penis

    The self-styled Chinese "ghostbuster" has been arrested after trying to conduct an exorcism with his penis.

    Jianjun allegedly told a woman, who came to him for help in seducing her boss, that he could rid the evil spirits in her vagina. But he could only do so if they had sex.

    "He explained that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her ? ghosts he could only catch with his penis," reports the Global Times.

    sounds legit.

    1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      Absolutely. I don't have a haunted hoo-ha and science says there can only be one reason for that

    2. General Butt Naked   12 years ago

      What guy hasn't used that one?

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Sounds like Warty??

    4. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      "I am the gatekeeper!"
      "I am the keymaster!"

    5. Tim   12 years ago

      Phase two: suck the ghosts out.

      1. Steve G   12 years ago

        oh my god

  23. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    US Air Force bans Chobani because it contains hemp seeds and could lead to positive drug test

    The Air Force has banned all hemp-based products since 1999
    The only flavor banned is blueberry

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-test.html
    Just when you think we've reached Peak Retard...

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      What the fuck is the deal with "Greek" yogurt anyway?

      1. Steve G   12 years ago

        Thicker consistency and more protein than regular yogurt. that's pretty much it.

        1. Ted S.   12 years ago

          So it's an overpriced scam like fancy coffees and "chai", then?

          1. Lady Bertrum   12 years ago

            No. It tastes much better, particularly the full fat content versions. It's also nutritionally better for you.

          2. wareagle   12 years ago

            price-wise not much different. And no scam. Protein content is higher, sugars are substantially lower.

          3. Brett L   12 years ago

            It is one of the few types you can buy in full fat. Which, as said below, correlates with the amount of sugar that gets added.

            1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

              It's bailed out by Germans?

              1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

                +1 tbs yoghurt

    2. Steve G   12 years ago

      Uhh, 19+ yrs in and I work down the hall from the Chief of Staff, and I haven't heard of this at all...
      That and the AF doesn't 'ban' food; at best it might have been removed from the commissaries. Also, if that was the case they would have banned poppyseed bagels a long time ago for the false positives they trigger on piss tests...

      1. Matrix   12 years ago

        I was thinking the same thing.

        They pretty much can't tell you what you can or cannot eat. They can do piss tests to make sure you aren't taking illegal substances. But they cannot ban something allowed by the general public. but like he said, they can keep them off military posts. But if Airman Jaggoff wants to eat a poppyseed bagel and hemp seeds in his yogurt, there is nothing the Air Force can do.

    3. Cascadian Ephor Xenocles   12 years ago

      Every time I think the Navy does something stupid, I turn to the Air Force for perspective.

  24. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    SPOILER ALERT: It didn't work

    Man stole father's body from Detroit cemetery 'to bring him back to life'

    1. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

      So they can rebury him in Cleveland w/ the Browns serving as pall bearers?

      1. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

        I think the Lions would be fully qualified to do the job locally even if there is no one left there who bothers with a will.

      2. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

        Detroit may have let him down enough already...

        1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

          yes and yes.

  25. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Fox crawls into bed with London man

    Leon Smith, 30, said he thought he felt his girlfriend, Sophie Merrell, nuzzling the back of his neck, so he rolled over for a cuddle, The Mirror reported Tuesday.

    Smith said he was shocked to discover Merrell had already left for work and the warm body next to his was actually a fox that had come in through the cat door.

    "I just couldn't believe it. It was so calm, just staring at me," Smith said.

    1. Bee Tagger   12 years ago

      Note to Smith's wife: shut your big yapper.

  26. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Eugene Robinson: The U.S. must act against Assad

    There is an international consensus that chemical weapons, because of their potential for mass annihilation, are beyond the pale; any government that uses them will lose all legitimacy. If one tinhorn despot is allowed to get away with gassing his opponents, other thuggish strongmen ? a category of which there is no shortage ? will be emboldened to follow suit.

    This is a case in which somebody has to be the world's policeman. Given Russia's alliance with Assad's regime and China's long-standing policy of indifference, the U.N. Security Council is almost sure to do nothing. France and Britain may step forward, as happened in Libya, but the essential military firepower and coordination will again be provided by the United States.

    1. NeonCat   12 years ago

      "Somebody has to be the world's policeman."

      Go for it, Gene. I'll be happy to kick in $5 for your airfare.

    2. JW   12 years ago

      Good old Eugene. He always manages to lower the bar just that much more with each column.

  27. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    Parents and cheerleaders angry as school bans its OWN cheer uniforms from class after deciding they are too risque

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....-code.html

    Countryside requires students to wear shirts with sleeves.

    As one of the comments points out, the First Wookie rarely wears sleeves.

  28. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Man blows up house inflating air mattress

    The 41-year-old, who has not been named, had moved to the town of Diepholz in Lower Saxony and bought the self-inflatable air mattress as he had no furniture in his new home, Bild newspaper reported.

    But the mattress was leaky, so he used an industrial strength puncture repair spray to try and fix it. This reacted with the inbuilt electric pump, causing a violent explosion which threw him across the room, ripped doors off their hinges and smashed windows.

    damn Germans and their kinky toys.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      I can sympathize - I've caused some explosions on *my* mattress.

      1. Juice   12 years ago

        Romance explosion!

    2. Finrod   12 years ago

      Personally, I want the Mythbusters to investigate this to see how much of each you need to use to get the maximum possible explosion.

  29. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    ...experts expect the U.S. will use tomahawk cruise missiles against Assad's forces.

    Why don't we just name them Redskins missiles? That moniker is the greatest tragedy of all of this.

    1. Tim   12 years ago

      You've put your finger on it.

    2. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

      Let's hope they are Browns Missiles so they can let us....Ohh never mind.

  30. Matrix   12 years ago

    NOAA says the dolphis are dying from a virus

    And here they ecophiles were telling me that it is climate change or pollution or something else we can blame on humans.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Dolphin AIDS sent to punish their rapey behavior that God frowns on.

      1. Matrix   12 years ago

        Origin of AIDS

        I remember this bit from GTA IV.

    2. Night Elf Mohawk   12 years ago

      I was told it was due to the radiation from Fukushima.

    3. NeonCat   12 years ago

      "...the cetacean morbillivirus, is similar to measles in humans"

      I blame Jenny McCarthy.

  31. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    "Knock and Talk"

    Just like "Stop and Frisk" but with more intrusion.

    I wonder how frequently those "tips" are nothing more than, "Hey, look. I bet that guy hasn't mowed his lawn for two weeks; must be a stoner. We should roust him."?

    1. Tim   12 years ago

      Runner up friendly sounding rhymey police tactics:

      Meet and Beat
      Boot and shoot
      Rage and cage

      1. Rich   12 years ago

        Yap and tap

        1. Tim   12 years ago

          (double) tap

        2. thom   12 years ago

          Joke and Poke

      2. Rich   12 years ago

        Haze and taze

    2. Zeb   12 years ago

      I suspect a lot are really drug dealers. Having many people stop by for 5 minutes at a time everyday can be pretty obvious and likely annoying.

      Not that that justifies locking people up.

    3. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

      Here's how "Knock and Talk" works:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nQ_mFJV4I

      Start at 29:00 for a few minutes.

      If you have nothing to hide, you still have lots to be afraid of.

  32. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Chinese PLA Officer Tells Troops 'Pacific Rim' Is Hollywood Propaganda

    Many in China see it as a U.S. effort to dominate the region, coming just as China tries to bolster its influence in Asia and match its growing economic power with diplomatic muscle. Seeing China's rise as a challenge to their values and system, some Westerners have attempted to infiltrate the Chinese psyche, ideologically and culturally, with the help of Hollywood movies, Zhang wrote.

    "Soldiers should sharpen their eyes and enforce a 'firewall' to avoid ideological erosion when watching American movies," he warned. "More importantly, they should strengthen their combat capability to safeguard national security and interests."

    1. Outlaw   12 years ago

      lol

      Kind of reminds me of the Maoist Movie reviews. Those things were hilarious. Sadly, I don't think anyone writes them anymore.

      http://www.prisoncensorship.in.....xt/movies/

    2. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

      How long until the Big Character posters denouncing Running Dogs and Capitalists start going up....China is looking like they want to take a Giant Leap Backward.

  33. Longtorso, Johnny   12 years ago

    Translation: This horror movie you probably didn't see is absolute proof of my moral superiority - give me power, peasant.

    2. 'The Conjuring' reminds us that the only way to stop Satanic baby-killers is to punish women

  34. sarcasmic   12 years ago

    'Do you feel lucky, punk?': Famous movie quotes you always get wrong revealed

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new.....ealed.html
    Always?

    1. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

      Play it again, Sam.

    2. Brett L   12 years ago

      Well do ya, punk?

    3. Rich   12 years ago

      Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

    4. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      "We're in a really shitty Star Wars movie"

      Well, that's what I always remember Jar Jr Binks saying. Wishful thinking?

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Who? The badly animated guy from the fanfic "movies"?

      2. NeonCat   12 years ago

        "We'sah in a reelly bad movie!"

    5. Finrod   12 years ago

      He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

  35. Rich   12 years ago

    Biden threatens to initiate impeachment if the president acts militarily without congressional authorization

    We'll see if it plays out this time.

    1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

      WTH?! Is this "Joe being Joe," or is this coordinated to try & provide cover?

      1. CampingInYourPark   12 years ago

        Uploaded on Dec 18, 2007

        1. Raven Nation   12 years ago

          Ah; that will teach me to WTFL

  36. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    The real problem with the naked breastfeeding yoga mother is that she's a racist

    more

    1. Atanarjuat   12 years ago

      That's a great shot.

      Also, even by PC standards, how is "native" racist?

    2. mr simple   12 years ago

      You racist. How dare you appropriate Roman lettering and Arabic numerals? You can't just steal someone else's culture like that.

  37. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    The country could have been well served by a president who favored monetary looseness, a policy the Democratic Party has supported for about a century. Because of Obama's indifference, we had no such luck.

    What the fuck?

    1. John   12 years ago

      Just like we have always been at war with Oceana, we always have a policy of austerity and tight money. Austerity and tight money are always to blame for our problems.

  38. Brett L   12 years ago

    Pr0n for Warty.

    With her bulging muscles and intense fitness regime, Georgina McConnell isn't your average teenager.

    The 19-year-old is a bodybuilder and has swapped mooning over One Direction for six meals a day, five workouts a week and an impressive 10st 3lb physique.

    Unfortunately, she's British, so adjust expectations accordingly.

    1. Auric Demonocles   12 years ago

      5 workouts a week, in and of itself, is not particularly impressive. Are these like 6 hour workouts or something?

      1. Surly Chef   12 years ago

        The impressive part of bodybuilding aren't grueling workouts, it's the mind numbingly boring, long term consistency in diet.

        1. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

          ding ding ding...and the required obsessive attention to detail in every aspect of your day. When to eat, what to eat, how much to work out, DRINK MORE WATER, hurry protein window closing.

          I must say, since I became a paleo follower and life is much simpler.

    2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      Gross.

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      10st 3lb. Isn't that all of 143 pounds? Not a whole lot for a bodybuilder.

      I had a friend in college who was into bodybuilding and was something like 5'7", 165 lbs.

    4. Atanarjuat   12 years ago

      What she looks like when not competing isn't bad. The arms are a bit mannish but otherwise she is way above average for a Brit. The competition photo is about as attractive as a short story by Sugarfree.

    5. Steve G   12 years ago

      Strange quads, it's like she's missing the medial heads or something.

    6. Warty   12 years ago

      Test does bad things to women.

  39. mr simple   12 years ago

    If the Obama Administration gets its way, experts expect the U.S. will use tomahawk cruise missiles against Assad's forces.

    Obama & team are really butthurt that people are killing other people and they don't get to take part.

    1. Rich   12 years ago

      There had jolly well better be some drone involvement after all this, too!

  40. Matrix   12 years ago

    Selfie, Derp, and Phablet are now words in the Oxford Dictionary

    1. Snark Plissken (erstwhile PS)   12 years ago

      Next year, Cosmotarian!

  41. Nephilium   12 years ago

    I of course completely believe them that this is completely anonymous and all tips will be investigated fully*.

    *Note: Investigated fully may require no knock raids on homes in the middle of the night.

    1. Matrix   12 years ago

      I can't ever see this one being abused.

  42. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

    Spaniards show why their economy will stay in the toilet:

    'Textbooks should be like desks: always free'

    The mother of two has already managed to collect 196,000 signatures for a campaign she hopes will make the Spanish government drop textbook prices and introduce book banks.

    more

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Hmm, textbook publishers versus parasites... can they both lose?

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        In college, you can always blame professors for textbook stuff.

        Worked at the bookstore in various positions throughout college. We would ask for textbook orders to be submitted by 2.5 months before the beginning of the semester, so we could get orders in, and, if it's an older version, we could go to one of the wholesale companies for used versions. Also, that allowed us to do buyback. Instead, we got like 20% of the orders in on time, we'd have to give wholesale prices for books (since we didn't know they'd be used), and then have to make no money in buying those same used books back from the wholesale companies (college bookstores, at least when I worked, made a much better profit from selling used books (that we bought back) than new books).

        And that doesn't talk about the times that the professors got kickbacks from the textbook companies for using the new version of a book that came out every year, even though nothing changed and we asked them to use the old versions.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          I know the bookstores don't make any money, but fuck the publishers with a rusty chainsaw. It doesn't cost nearly as much to retool for small runs as it did a generation ago.

          1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

            We made money, but only from the overpriced clothing.

        2. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

          That's really bullshit when it comes to intro texts to disciplines that haven't changed in a long time. Chem, Physics, or even Econ 101 do not need new textbooks.

          1. John   12 years ago

            It is such a scam. Did I miss it where basic chemistry and physics changes enough to warrant a new book every two years? And with digital publishing, books should be even cheaper.

            1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

              There was this one Chemistry book that came out with a new version every year. It was over $100. We knew that there were no substantive changes in the book, but every year, they'd order the new one.

              1. John   12 years ago

                At this point, there is no reason why there aren't text books in the public domain that cover most of the basic hard science and math courses.

                1. robc   12 years ago

                  The first edition of Thomas' Calculus was published in 1952. You would think that would be public domain by now, but he didnt die until 2006, so we have, what another 53 years or so before it becomes PD?

                  1. robc   12 years ago

                    Under the copyright act of 1909, which was what it was published under, the first copyright would last for 28 years (until 1980) and one renewal of same length was allowed, with would have extended it to 2008.

                    So his first edition would be public domain now if the law hadnt changed and/or the law changes werent retroactive.

                    That is what I would like the courts to rule: That retroactive changes violate the "limited time" phrase of the constitution.

          2. Brett L   12 years ago

            You can buy Linus Pauling's out of copyright text on Chemistry and get all the way through P-Chem with it for less than $20. Same with Gray's anatomy. Either text will pretty much meet the needs of any undergraduate class. Sure Pauling's periodic table probably stops at Pu, but so what?

            1. John   12 years ago

              I am pretty sure Grey's is still used in med schools.

            2. robc   12 years ago

              Ive compared my 1987 Thomas-Finney Calculus book to the current version of "Thomas' Calculus by Finney". There are some differences, but its more organizational than anything. My 6th edition would teach calculus just fine.

              1. John   12 years ago

                They really have you on math textbooks. You need the problems and the model answers. All they have to do is change the problems and they make your old book worthless.

                1. robc   12 years ago

                  They really have you on math textbooks. You need the problems and the model answers. All they have to do is change the problems and they make your old book worthless.

                  Although, if home work isnt collected, and mine never was in college, who cares if the problems are the same? It has answers to the odd problems in the back, which is the only ones I did anyway, as I liked to verify my results.

                2. mr simple   12 years ago

                  They really have you on math textbooks.
                  My analysis prof chose a book that was free online, obviously very recently. There are plenty of these out there for basic/intro type courses and the technology level of students these days is high enough that it can be done regularly. Some people printed the book out while others just used tablets or notebook computers. Heck, even if they sold the books, or licensed them as they do, it should be a lot cheaper to get electronic versions of the texts, but when they offer them they aren't usually discounted much, though ymmv.
                  I was also lucky that my prob and stats classes used a coursebook made by one of the profs and printed by the local bookstore that cost about $10 each. I just checked and they are now using textbooks that you can only buy new for about $180. Seems legit.

                  1. Brett L   12 years ago

                    I had a physics prof at CC who did a shit-ton of research to find the best price point to teaching material and came in at about $45/semester for a two soft-bound volume set (one per semester). He was pretty forward-thinking about this stuff. If you get a PhD in NucEng and decide to teach physics at a community college, you're probably more enthusiastic than most about pedagogery. I'd be surprised if he wasn't posting links to relevant internet videos (although I don't know if Kahn academy is up to college physics yet).

            3. Briggie   12 years ago

              Yeah, Dover has a lot of really cheap reprints of older texts. I have Paulings chemistry. Best $13 I ever spent.

        3. Matrix   12 years ago

          I was in college from 2002-2008. I mostly did my buying on ebay and buy.com. Saved hundreds doing that every year. Plus, I got most of my money back when I resold those books on those sites.

        4. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

          Some things never change. I worked with a university bookstore in the 70s on the textbook ordering system, and it was pretty much the same.

          However, the profs were far less likely to change their textbooks. That has to be a scam. Do the pedagogical methods of, say, undergraduate physics or calculus instruction change every year such that a new edition of the text is required?

    2. Rich   12 years ago

      book banks

      Say that fast three times.

    3. Juice   12 years ago

      Desks are free?

  43. Slammer   12 years ago

    Racer's car engulfed in flames - with him stuck inside. I've nightmares like this. Great piece of footage.

  44. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Cuff and Snuff

  45. Andrew S.   12 years ago

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip......like-puke/

    Quelle surprise; the school food regulations suck, kids don't want them, and school districts are losing money because of them.

    (I'm not sure why, but I read the Fark comments on this one. They were just as idiotic as you'd expect from that site. I'm reasonably sure at this point that Youtube commenters have a higher collective IQ than Fark commenters)

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      How many accusations of racism have there been for the students' not liking Mme. Obama's food choices for them?

      1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

        It's been mostly jokes about dumb, fat, Kentucky Republicans not enjoying what their betters tell them they should enjoy.

    2. Jordan   12 years ago

      Harlan County, eh? What does Raylan Givens think?

      1. John   12 years ago

        Even though it is very pro union and one sided, Harlan County USA is one of my favorite documentaries of all time. It is incredibly compelling.

    3. Clich? Bandit   12 years ago

      Kudzu for kindergarteners

  46. Lord Humungus   12 years ago

    Hey, Vogue took down the article "Asma al-Assad: A Rose of the Desert"
    http://www.vogue.com/vogue-dai.....he-desert/

    Asma al-Assad is glamorous, young, and very chic?the freshest and most magnetic of first ladies. Her style is not the couture-and-bling dazzle of Middle Eastern power but a deliberate lack of adornment. She's a rare combination: a thin, long-limbed beauty with a trained analytic mind who dresses with cunning understatement. Paris Match calls her "the element of light in a country full of shadow zones." She is the first lady of Syria.

    Syria is known as the safest country in the Middle East, possibly because, as the State Department's Web site says, "the Syrian government conducts intense physical and electronic surveillance of both Syrian citizens and foreign visitors." It's a secular country where women earn as much as men and the Muslim veil is forbidden in universities, a place without bombings, unrest, or kidnappings, but its shadow zones are deep and dark.

    from: http://www.joshualandis.com/bl.....-in-vogue/

    1. John   12 years ago

      Come on the desert flower had everything you need to be important to vogue, she was stylish and thin. So what if she is the husband of a mass murderer. It is not like she is fat or something.

      1. sarcasmic   12 years ago

        Way too skinny for you.

        1. John   12 years ago

          Actually she is. I never thought she was very hot. Now, the queen of Jordan on the other hand was smoking.

      2. Tim   12 years ago

        Or republican.

        1. John   12 years ago

          Yeah. Last I looked Sarah Palin was very fit and not even a party to mass murder. I am guessing she won't be in Vogue anytime soon.

  47. John   12 years ago

    http://freebeacon.com/blog/sor.....jean-king/

    Bobby Riggs threw the match with King to pay off gambling debts to the mafia. There goes another feminist myth. A lot of idiot leftist sports writers who have always said Margaret Court choked and King didn't will give Court an apology.

    1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      That event marked the beginning of the ongoing Bullshit Era of Modern Feminism that replaced the Individualist Era of Modern Feminism which was capped by the 'You've Come Along Way, Baby' Virginia Slim ad campaign from '68. Let's hope that the peak retard of the 2012 Democratic political campaign War On The Wimins where self respect was entirely annihilated as a feminist goal in place of collectivism comes to an end and we see a swing back the other direction.

      1. John   12 years ago

        The idea that any woman could compete with the elite male athletes is one of the more idiotic feminist myths. Riggs was a top player but not an all time great. He won three majors back in his day. And in his 60s he could still dominate the best women players. Same is true today. Give someone like Connors or Macenroe or Lendel a few months to get in shape and they would own someone Serena Williams. It wouldn't even be close. But we have to pretend that the top women players are just as good as the top men players.

        1. kinnath   12 years ago

          Someone asked Navratilova if she thought she could compete with the big boys. She replied that her coach was ranked about 110 in the world, and he routinely ran down her best shots and sent them back at her.

        2. Irish   12 years ago

          Serena Williams once lost 6-1 to the 204th ranked male player in the world after he'd already played a match that day and had drank two beers.

          1. jamesrk   12 years ago

            "A fourth event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open[20] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams, aged 17 and 16 respectively, had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked below 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park.[21] Braasch first took on Venus and beat her 6?2. He then played Serena and won 6?1.[22] Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance". He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun."

            From wikipedia. the other match was the other sister.

  48. OldMexican   12 years ago

    All 25,000 applicants to the University of Liberia, one of the nation's two universities, failed the entrance exam after the school raised its admission standards this year.

    "We were guaranteed FREE COLLEGE EDUCASHION!"

    1. John   12 years ago

      Liberia is now further along the way towards enforcing standards and having a proper education system than we are.

      1. Jordan   12 years ago

        Oh, don't worry. They caved to the FREE SHIT crowd and admitted 1500 or so students anyway.

    2. Dr. Frankenstein   12 years ago

      RACISTS

  49. Slammer   12 years ago

    13th Century abbey has gargoyle shaped like film monster ALIEN

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      "Reverend Alan Birss said most of the gargoyles were replaced during a refurbishment - but this one must have been remodelled by a mischievous stonemason."

      I should have known the Masons were behind this.

    2. Warty   12 years ago

      Poor Konrad. He pissed some mason off good.

  50. John   12 years ago

    http://online.wsj.com/article/.....on_LEADTop

    Is John McWhorter a right wing guy and I have just forgotten it? He is making a mad amount of sense on the MLK anniversary. I thought he was a liberal for some reason.

    1. invisible furry hand   12 years ago

      he calls himself "a cranky liberal Democrat" but writes for the Manhattan Institute and writes books with names like Doing Our Own Thing: The Degradation of Language and Music and Why You Should, Like, Care, and Losing the Race: Self-Sabotage in Black America. Make of that what you will

    2. Slammer   12 years ago

      Fredrick Douglass needs to get way more attention nowadays.

      1. John   12 years ago

        The progs kicked him out of history and replaced him with that Marxist idiot DuBoise

      2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

        Progressives understand that Frederick Douglass was a teabagger Rethuglican and an oreo Uncle Tom.

        Only a libertarian would like Frederick Douglas.

    3. Steve G   12 years ago

      Wow, nailed it.

  51. Fluffy   12 years ago

    I just read the Knock and Talk article, and I have to say I am pro- Knock and Talk.

    Basically the cops are getting tips, and then walking up to the door and knocking on it and asking to come in, while recording everything.

    Consider for a moment that what cops usually do with tips is beat down doors, jump in through windows, rappel down through skylights, throw stun grenades, shoot dogs and small children, and then discover they're in the wrong house.

    A little "Knock and Talk" would help that problem a lot.

    And oh, BTW, if it's safe to "Knock and Talk", it's obviously also safe to execute a warrant during the day time by knocking on the door, displaying the warrant for review, and then entering. All this crap about officer safety demanding no-knock SWAT raids is obviously bullshit and nonsense if they can safely "Knock and Talk".

    1. John   12 years ago

      No one wants to turn a drug conviction no matter how serious into a guaranteed life without parole or capital murder of a cop case. The idea that a drug dealer is going to shoot a cop enforcing a search warrant is complete crap. The only way they are in any danger is if the dealer or the innocent person mistakes them for someone there to rob him and kill him. They are making themselves less safe. They just want to terrorize people. They don't care about safety.

    2. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

      It's happening in Dallas, where the DA is currently reviewing cases to look for the falsely imprisoned. I suspect these two things may be related.

  52. Mike M.   12 years ago

    Punk who allegedly murdered Delbert Belton claims that Belton was selling him crack.

    Jesus fucking Christ, what a little animal. He probably thinks this is funny too.

    1. John   12 years ago

      It is just sad all of the way around. Horrible tragedy. And how exactly are we managing to produce so many animals like that.

      1. Floridian   12 years ago

        If Obama had a illegitimate soon with a Kenyan woman if would look like Demetrious Glenn.

        1. John   12 years ago

          If only Glenn had had some rich white grandparents in Hawaii to take him in and teach him right from wrong and send him to really good private schools, this might not have happened.

          1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

            He would have wound up a sociopath with access to drones instead.

      2. Hyperion   12 years ago

        And how exactly are we managing to produce so many animals like that

        Generational welfare is a good start.

        1. John   12 years ago

          Yes it was. And deciding that no behavior, no matter how self destructive could ever be condemned. It is funny. The left got people to direct their sense of shame at things like smoking and being fat while convincing them that really self destructive things like not learning to read and write proper English, getting pregnant out of wedlock, and such were just lifestyle choices that no one had any right to say were bad. The worst racist couldn't have thought of a better way to harm blacks.

          1. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

            FWIW, think that was the whole point of Great Society. Simply because of the Iron Law - foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

          2. CatoTheElder   12 years ago

            Who are you judge a different culture as being inferior and unproductive?

            If we have learned anything from multiculturalism, it is that urban culture is just as valid as Scandinavian culture or any other culture.

  53. Floridian   12 years ago

    Son. Damn it

  54. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    No Minneapolis cops have been disciplined after 439 complaints

    1. John   12 years ago

      They system worked. Procedures were followed. What is your bitch? Tea bagger!!

  55. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Basically the cops are getting tips, and then walking up to the door and knocking on it and asking to come in, while recording everything.

    Consider for a moment that what cops usually do with tips is beat down doors, jump in through windows, rappel down through skylights, throw stun grenades, shoot dogs and small children, and then discover they're in the wrong house.

    A little "Knock and Talk" would help that problem a lot.

    You're right, except they are enforcing laws which should not even exist. Furthermore, when an armed goon of the state comes to your door and says, "Little pig, little pig, let me in," there is a very real issue of implied coercion, just as when you are being held hostage on the side of the road by an armed thug who "just" wants a look in the trunk, and then you can be on your merry way.

    I am one hundred percent in favor of getting the cops out of their cars and into the community and engaged in human interaction, but that's not what we get, and it's unlikely we ever will.

    1. John   12 years ago

      Refusal to let them in will become probable cause to search. They won't say that. But anyone who refuses will have "acted suspiciously" or done something else that will give them a warrant. It is just a way to get around the need to have a warrant.

      But we let them pull of cars at road blocks. It is no surprise at all they have now moved on to searching houses at random.

      1. mr simple   12 years ago

        IANAL and I don't remember the case, but I've read that the SC has held that asserting your rights cannot be used as reasonable suspicion or probable cause. You may know more than me on this.

        1. John   12 years ago

          It can't be. that is why they will make up something.

  56. John   12 years ago

    http://swampland.time.com/2013.....-main-lead

    Read if you feel the need to want to vomit. The last paragraph is the kicker. It talks about how "maybe Obama should allow Congress to debate Syria". And the fact that Bush went to Congress before Iraq doesn't matter because Syria fighting a civil war is totally an immediately threat to the US. So immediate, that the President can just act.

    1. NoVAHockey   12 years ago

      wouldn't be a hoot if those weapons had a "made in Iraq" stamp on them.

      1. John   12 years ago

        They might. And you know that China and Russia are not going to go along with doing this. So we are shortly about to hear how going to war with UNSC authorization is totally fine and totally different than that illegal war in Iraq.

        1. thom   12 years ago

          At least razor blade sales will spike when people realize they need to scrape those "End this war" stickers off their cars.

          1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)   12 years ago

            Stimulus!!!

          2. Finrod   12 years ago

            You think they would have learned after scraping off the 'Question authority' stickers in 2009, but they never do.

  57. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    "Well, Your Honor, when the Defendant came to the door, he became agitated and nervous as soon as he saw us. We could smell a strong odor of marijuana both coming from the interior of the home and on the Defendant himself. When he refused to admit us, it was obvious there was a crime in progress, and based on the exigent circumstances, we forced our way into the residence and secured everyone inside. A search revealed the three seeds entered into evidence. Also, the copper tubing and small fittings which are commonly used to fashion marijuana pipes. Also, we discovered there were unlicensed dogs on the property."

    1. Matrix   12 years ago

      "And those dogs were promptly terminated for officer safety"

    2. John   12 years ago

      It is not hard. And it is not like they are not already well versed in lying to judges. At this point, no fair judge would believe anything a cop says.

  58. Matrix   12 years ago

    14 year old girl is raped by her teacher and commits suicide. He gets 30 days in jail

    Good friggin' lord!

    1. Floridian   12 years ago

      That dude looks creepy. These are the stories that lead to zero tolerance and then you get a guy who is 18 gets a selfie from his 17 year old GF and now he burns for child porn.

      1. Matrix   12 years ago

        Yeah. If that shit was prosecuted when I was in high school like it is today, I'd be fucked, and so would a lot of us really.

    2. John   12 years ago

      I posted that on Monday. The two most appalling things are that the judge said she was already active, which is another way of saying she was a slut so no foul. And he said she was troubled anyway so you can't blame the suicide on the asshole. The fact that she was screwed up makes the statutory rape that much worse. He preyed on a girl that was already pretty screwed up. I hope the girl's parents blow his balls off.

      1. Matrix   12 years ago

        I hope the girl's parents blow his balls off.

        If I was on the jury, I would find them "NOT GUILTY". Obviously the justice system failed them and their daughter. And when that happens, you can either stew or mete out justice.

        1. John   12 years ago

          And I would vote to acquit if they did the same thing to the judge.

          1. Matrix   12 years ago

            Not Guilty by reason of insanity... the judge acted insanely and had to be taken out!

          2. Plopper   12 years ago

            Because murdering someone is appropriate when a court case doesn't go the way you like.

            Also, not knowing any further facts about the case than what you've pasted on H&R I'm not even immediately sure the judge made a bad decision.

            Maybe it had more to do with the legality and everyone finding out about it as a result?

          3. Plopper   12 years ago

            I guess I should ask, was she really raped, or was it "statutory rape"?

            That would determine to me whether the judge made the correct decision or not.

            When they say it wasn't consensual I have no idea if it was or not because they can always mean it was "rape" under the law, and not actually non-consensual.

            1. John   12 years ago

              Statutory rape is real. And she was 14 and he was in his 40s. This wasn't a close call. And he was in a position of authority over her.

              1. Plopper   12 years ago

                So because the law says it's real, it's automatically real? Isn't that question begging?

                Because he was in a "position of authority" over her necessarily means it was coercive?

                I'm not saying the guy was a good person or anything, but I just don't buy into the statutory rape thing when you're talking about teenagers who may be fully sexually developed.

                1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

                  Sexually developed? Sure.

                  Mentally developed? No way in hell.

                  You sound like you have more than a few hangups.

                  1. Plopper   12 years ago

                    So when you turn 18 the minute before you were too mentally undeveloped, but the minute after you are?

                    Sorry if I can't see the logic here. If that means I have "more than a few hangups". So be it.

                    1. Finrod   12 years ago

                      I take it you're a Free Kate idiot, too.

                    2. Plopper   12 years ago

                      Not really, because had it been a man they would have never given him that plea bargain.

                    3. Plopper   12 years ago

                      Also ad hominem. Not surprising though, as no one I've ever met has been able to defend AoC laws without making fallacious arguments.

                      All I ask is someone defend their position without begging the question. I don't think that is too much to ask.

    3. Virginian   12 years ago

      "As a result of the sexual assault and its aftermath, (the teen) experienced severe emotional distress, humiliation and embarrassment and fell into irreversible depression that tragically led to her taking her own life on February 6, 2010," Hanlon said in a complaint filed against Rambold.
      Hanlon told CNN the relationship was to blame for her daughter's death.
      "Well it definitely had something to do with it," she said. "A teenager's whole life is about school and their friends, and he turned everyone against her."

      Uh, just spitballing here, but how exactly did the whole school and I assume town come to know about it?

      As the case wound its way through the legal system, the girl committed suicide. She was a few weeks shy of her 17th birthday.

      Ah. So I'm not saying the teacher is a victim here, but I think the public humiliation the girl felt that spurred the suicide is more properly laid at the feet of the people who told the whole fucking world about her personal relationships.

      1. John   12 years ago

        True. But that wouldn't have happened had this guy had even a shred or decency. I would be sympathetic to that if she were a bit older and he were closer in age to her. But not here. He just found a mixed up kid and took advantage of her. He needs to rot in prison for a long time.

        1. Plopper   12 years ago

          So if a 50 year old has sex with a 20 year old it must be an old man automatically taking advantage of a young woman and he should rot in prison for having what would be consensual sex if it weren't codified in law to be something else?

        2. Plopper   12 years ago

          Maybe if she was 21 then it would be OK?

          What about a 20 year old and a 15 year old? And what if they really love each other and get married and live out their lives happily?

          What about a 20 year old and a 15 year old were just hooking up for casual sex, is it different then?

        3. Virginian   12 years ago

          True. But that wouldn't have happened had this guy had even a shred or decency.

          It also wouldn't have happened if this hadn't been a three year court case.

          I'm not arguing the statutory rape charge. I do think it's a bullshit crime in many cases, although this one strains that window. What I'm saying is that you cannot blame him for her suicide, because it wasn't sleeping with him that caused the suicide, it was the government and the media making it a public spectacle.

          See, if he seduced her, dumped her, and she killed herself leaving a note saying it was a broken heart that spurred her suicide, that would be one thing. But that's not what happened.

          You can blame him for the statutory rape if you want, but there's no way he should be charged with her death. That's not his fault.

  59. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    "Syria challenges the U.S. to prove it."

    That's easy. On which side are the victims?

  60. Jumbie   12 years ago

    Football pick em league news? Are we doing this?

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