Friday Funnies: Help the Democrats Stop the War on Women

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[CampingInYourPark]

Why do I not see the normal Friday Funny derision?

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Skwerlz.

[Ted S.]

The point of the squirrels is to keep people from making fun of the Friday “Funnies”.

[Joe M]

I swear to god, Filner could star in an Aphex Twin video.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

[Joe M]

Even the song titles fit:

Come to Daddy

Windowlicker

[ant1sthenes]

Some computer genius should totally redo Windowlicker, but using Filner’s face.

[ant1sthenes]

Also, put Spitzer and Weiner in a cameo at the beginning as the two assholes trying to pick up the girls.

[Joe M]

Haha perfect!

[William of Purple]

No comments last night?

We are all stunned over Ben Affleck being picked to play Batman.

[Longtorso, Johnny]

We are all stunned over Ben Affleck being picked to play Batman.

Can MATT DAMON! be his youthful gay ward, Dick Grayson?

Oh, and the comic not only sucks, but is a comment/joke I’ve already heard a zillion times.

[Bobarian]

Youthful? No.

[anon]

Who cares? Batman’s shit anyways.

[Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)]

The squirrelz have been thwarting me all morning.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Here we see Sanda Fluke worried she won’t get to the government contraception dispensary in time.

[Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret)]

And with those two leering on…who wouldn’t?

[db]

What the public debate is really missing now is Sandra’s incisive commentary on subjects from Filner to Weiner to the NSA to Syria.

[Entropy Void]

So … Fluke is being Filnered by A. Weiner on her way to the dispensary??

[db]

The way both men are holding their pen is especially to their point.

[Entropy Void]

Holding their pens or penIs?

[db]

Eighteen years from now some hipster’s child is going to be at the courthouse filing for a name change to anything but “Filner W. Weiner.”

[anon]

OT: Saw Iron Man 3 last night. Do not ever see Iron Man 3. It’s by far the worst of the trilogy.

[Kaptious Kristen]

I saw it a month or so ago. Was not impressed. But the superhero genre is really not my thing. Except Thor, but I’m not paying much attention to plots and dialogue in that case.

[Bobarian]

FALSE!

IM2 was horribly worse when compared to 3. While 3 relied too much on computer gen, it still had a lot of snappy patter and fun.

[Kaptious Kristen]

So Barack Obama got some skin lightening and changed his name to Weiner? So cofuzzed…

[rxc]

He left out Slick Willie…

[Bobarian]

Normally Payne makes his subjects appear much more creepy than they are in real life.

I think that is impossible with Filner and Weiner.

But why does the woman look more like a penis than the two dicks?

Mysoginist?