Friday Funnies: Help the Democrats Stop the War on Women

Henry Payne | 8.23.2013 7:00 AM

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CampingInYourPark 12 years ago

Why do I not see the normal Friday Funny derision?
1. db 12 years ago
  
  Skwerlz.
  1. Ted S. 12 years ago
    
    The point of the squirrels is to keep people from making fun of the Friday "Funnies".
Joe M 12 years ago

I swear to god, Filner could star in an Aphex Twin video.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B
1. Joe M 12 years ago
  
  Even the song titles fit:
  
  Come to Daddy
  
  Windowlicker
  1. ant1sthenes 12 years ago
    
    Some computer genius should totally redo Windowlicker, but using Filner's face.
    1. ant1sthenes 12 years ago
      
      Also, put Spitzer and Weiner in a cameo at the beginning as the two assholes trying to pick up the girls.
      1. Joe M 12 years ago
        
        Haha perfect!
William of Purple 12 years ago

No comments last night?

We are all stunned over Ben Affleck being picked to play Batman.
1. Longtorso, Johnny 12 years ago
  
  We are all stunned over Ben Affleck being picked to play Batman.
  
  Can MATT DAMON! be his youthful gay ward, Dick Grayson?
  
  Oh, and the comic not only sucks, but is a comment/joke I've already heard a zillion times.
  1. Bobarian 12 years ago
    
    Youthful? No.
2. anon 12 years ago
  
  Who cares? Batman's shit anyways.
Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago

The squirrelz have been thwarting me all morning.
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

Here we see Sanda Fluke worried she won't get to the government contraception dispensary in time.
1. Swiss Servator - past LTC(ret) 12 years ago
  
  And with those two leering on...who wouldn't?
2. db 12 years ago
  
  What the public debate is really missing now is Sandra's incisive commentary on subjects from Filner to Weiner to the NSA to Syria.
  1. Entropy Void 12 years ago
    
    So ... Fluke is being Filnered by A. Weiner on her way to the dispensary??
db 12 years ago

The way both men are holding their pen is especially to their point.
1. Entropy Void 12 years ago
  
  Holding their pens or penIs?
db 12 years ago

Eighteen years from now some hipster's child is going to be at the courthouse filing for a name change to anything but "Filner W. Weiner."
anon 12 years ago

OT: Saw Iron Man 3 last night. Do not ever see Iron Man 3. It's by far the worst of the trilogy.
1. Kaptious Kristen 12 years ago
  
  I saw it a month or so ago. Was not impressed. But the superhero genre is really not my thing. Except Thor, but I'm not paying much attention to plots and dialogue in that case.
2. Bobarian 12 years ago
  
  FALSE!
  
  IM2 was horribly worse when compared to 3. While 3 relied too much on computer gen, it still had a lot of snappy patter and fun.
Kaptious Kristen 12 years ago

So Barack Obama got some skin lightening and changed his name to Weiner? So cofuzzed...
rxc 12 years ago

He left out Slick Willie...
Bobarian 12 years ago

Normally Payne makes his subjects appear much more creepy than they are in real life.

I think that is impossible with Filner and Weiner.

But why does the woman look more like a penis than the two dicks?

Mysoginist?

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