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Politics

Congress Expresses Bipartisan Concerns About Surveillance, Juror Wanted More Laws So She Could Convict Zimmerman, Cuba Claims Arms Found in Ship Bound for North Korea: P.M. Links

Scott Shackford | 7.17.2013 4:30 PM

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    Top Obama Administration officials from the Justice Department and National Security Agency received tough questioning about the extent of their surveillance systems from members of both parties today at a House committee hearing. But will anything come of it?

  • One of the jurors in the George Zimmerman trial told CNN that she wants new laws that would have allowed her to convict him.
  • Cuba claims the weapons seized in the Panama Canal on a North Korea-bound ship were theirs. They are obsolete Soviet-era arms being sent to North Korea for repairs, allegedly.
  • The small town of Deer Trail, Colo., is considering an ordinance that would license bounty hunters to shoot down drones that intrude on its airspace.
  • Nelson Mandela's daughter says the man's health has improved dramatically and hopes he'll be home soon. He has been in a hospital for more than a month and turns 95 tomorrow.
  • A republic – if you can keep it. A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far. Last year the number was 13 percent.

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far.

    By what right do they have to say such a thing???

    1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      I defend to my discomfort your right to say it!

    2. Matrix   12 years ago

      I think 1/3 of Americans can go fuck themselves.

    3. BigT   12 years ago

      Students should be made to recite the Bill of Rights every morning, not the damn Pledge!

    4. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      The fact that they can state an opinion about our foundational document should give them pause. Morons.

    5. JW   12 years ago

      The 1st Amendment? Isn't that the one that states a father can marry his own daughter?

      1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        It's the one that prohibits cops from sleeping in your house unless they have a good reason, I think.

      2. Agammamon   12 years ago

        Its the one that says you shall have no gods before Obama.

  2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    A republic ? if you can keep it. A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far. Last year the number was 13 percent.

    Fuck.

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Yup...if I actually believed that polls were anything other than pure shit and sometimes propaganda.

      1. Rich   12 years ago

        Here is the "full report".

        At least you can still sing offensive lyrics.

        1. DK   12 years ago

          Thirty-six percent of Americans cannot name any of the
          rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.

          So, more people have no fucking clue what's in 1A than those who say it goes too far. I suspect people are confusing 2A with 1A, or that people are too stupid to live.

    2. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

      "...you, that's why"?

      "...you, cut spending"?

      "...-ing rights, how do they work"?

  3. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

    The future of Bernie Ecclestone in Formula One has been thrown into doubt after the sport's chief executive and commercial rights holder was charged with bribing a German banker.

    1. JW   12 years ago

      Isn't that F1's entire business plan?

      Red Bull is almost ready with his robot body, where he'll upload his consciousness into. Allllmost there.

  4. rts   12 years ago

    Gore site owner charged over video in Magnotta case

    The owner of an Edmonton-based website that hosted a video of Luka Rocco Magnotta allegedly stabbing and dismembering Jun Lin, a 33-year-old Chinese national, has been charged with one count of corrupting morals under the Criminal Code.

    1. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      Real snuff is illegal.

      Fake snuff is legal.

      1. C. Anacreon   12 years ago

        tell that to your anatomical snuff box.

  5. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    They are obsolete Soviet-era arms being sent to North Korea for repairs...

    Mr. President, we cannot allow an obsolete Soviet-era arms gap!

    1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      God damnit Fist! You beat me to it!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        Mr. President, we cannot allow a gap comment gap!

        1. Cancer   12 years ago

          I'm eager to mind your gap, Fistie.

      2. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        Team America is more appropriate, anyway...

    2. db   12 years ago

      So, Kim Jong-Un is basically the Bob Vila of the international arms trade.

      1. NeonCat   12 years ago

        "Today, on This Old Ballistic Missile?"

      2. Agammamon   12 years ago

        They missed the load of old cars being shipped to Cuba from NK for repair.

  6. rts   12 years ago

    What does Canada's new anti-spam law mean for individuals and businesses?

    The legislation starts from the standpoint that sending any "commercial electronic message" is illegal. The law then goes on to craft certain exceptions to the default rule. These exceptions are limited and will be challenging for companies to comply with.

    ...

    The penalties are stiff, up to $10 million per violation for a company and $1 million for individuals.

    1. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

      who gets the money?

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        The "victims"?

        /HAHAHAHAHA

      2. rts   12 years ago

        The debt is payable to the Receiver General.

        1. fish   12 years ago

          So a Canadian PenalTax then?

      3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Well, there are these people who go to a special school where they are taught how to move money from some people to themselves.

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      I presume election advertising isn't illegal.

      1. KDN   12 years ago

        In Canada? It might as well be.

      2. rts   12 years ago

        Election advertising wouldn't be "commercial".

        1. Ted S.   12 years ago

          Politicians want to get their hands on my money. That's commercial.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            In any sane world, it would be considered criminal.

  7. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    One of the jurors in the George Zimmerman trial told CNN that she wants new laws that would have allowed her to convict him.

    Anonymity is her best defense from attack, not spouting this drivel.

    1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      I'll repost what I put up in a dead thread:

      It's predictable, and comports well with Adam Smith's other great contribution, 'The Theory of Moral Sentiments'. People don't like to feel their sentiments lie outside the common range allowed by their associates, so she is splitting the difference to get to an equilibrium level as to obtain a measure of comfort. It doesn't matter if there is no logical basis for her to do this, negotiation is a greater human need than reason.

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        I tend to go whole hog for analyses such as this, but can't she just be a statist nitwit?

        1. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

          Well this juror could be a statist nitwit.

          On the other hand we have judges often saying similar stuff the other way, things like "This sentencing I'm about to hand down is utterly ridiculous but I am sword to uphold the law no matter how ridiculous it is."

          So I'd say the juror is just a plain shit-for-brains. basically she's saying it's OK to beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their lives and self-defense is only an argument if you eventually die.

          The idea that the law in the past could have gone so far to the "NO SELF DEFENSE WHATSOEVER" direction that she couldn't fathom that the existing law was a reaction to the ridiculousness of THAT.

          In any event, this juror is certainly not my peer. I would insist on IQ tests for my jurors, and if the are not withing the same standard deviation as I then they are not a peer.

          1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

            "'This sentencing I'm about to hand down is utterly ridiculous but I am sword to uphold the law no matter how ridiculous it is.'"

            Schild und Schwert der Partei?

          2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

            Which brings up an interesting point. Say if Steve Smith was caught after a rape and murder spree, and part of the evidence was that one of his victims had some of his wool and skin DNA under her finger nails where she tried to scratch him. Shouldn't he be released at that point given she tried to defend herself against his attack and self defense is no longer considered legal or justifiable? Poor guy probably even needed bandaging after suffering the horrific counter attack.

            1. Heedless   12 years ago

              You joke, but the law in Britain is damn near to this.

        2. #   12 years ago

          You have to remember too how one gets on a jury of a high profile case like this. You have to be someone who had never heard of zimmerman despite it being on the news for many months. So the jury is filled with people who don't pay attention to anything in the world.

          So what do you think is the likelyhood of them being logically consistant or knowing anything about the legal system?

        3. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

          She could just be hedging her bets in case the goons from Gawker decide to dox her.

    2. carol   12 years ago

      Yeah, but wheres the fun in anonymity?

    3. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      Wasn't that an onion piece?

      1. Scarecrow Repair   12 years ago

        When the hell did the onion go serious? That was depressing, not for its stupid whiny message, but because there was no bite to it. You coulda put it in the New York Times or WaPo or USAToday and not had a hint it was satire.

    4. Matrix   12 years ago

      She wants a new law to convict him of something! I mean, he's on trial, so he should be guilty of something! Feelings should matter more than the actual law.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        Retroactively.

  8. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

    A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far.

    And I say first amendment rights don't go too far enough!

    1. NeonCat   12 years ago

      OH HELL YEAH!

  9. Brett L   12 years ago

    NCAA, cuts off nose to spite face.

    The NCAA announced Wednesday it will not enter into a new contract with EA Sports and NCAA Football 2014 will be the last edition of the popular game.

    The move comes as the NCAA fights a lawsuit that demands the NCAA find a way to cut players in on the billions of dollars earned by from live broadcasts, memorabilia sales, video games and in other areas.

    1. Chaucer   12 years ago

      But... It's In The Game

    2. KDN   12 years ago

      The NCAA is so fucking stupid. Will Muschamp got mad at Ohio St. the other day because their compliance staff reported a "secondary recruiting violation" to the enforcement people. The crime? Literally bumping into a potential recruit. Come on now.

      The fact that this organization seeks to hasten its decent into obsolescence fills me with joy.

      1. KDN   12 years ago

        *Descent. Also, fuck EA. NCAA peaked with 2003, largely because I spent my sophomore year of college adding all of the player names to the rosters.

      2. Brett L   12 years ago

        When you say "their compliance staff" you mean Urban Meyer, right? Because it was totally Meyer trying to be Mr. Clean by ratting out his former team.

        1. KDN   12 years ago

          I just go with what I read.

          According to an Ohio State spokesman, the university's compliance office, after learning of possible illegal contact between White and Samuel, forwarded the information to the Big Ten office.

          Meyer told the Gainesville Sun earlier this month that he didn't have anything to do with turning Florida in for the alleged violations.

          "It is absolutely not true that I turned in the University of Florida," Meyer told the newspaper. "Weeks after, I learned our compliance guy [without any coach involvement] forwarded an article to the conference office. This is standard procedure. Once again, zero coach involvement."

          Frankly, I don't care who did it, and I would be completely unsurprised if it was the local compliance bureaucrat (they aren't pleasant and rational folk). The fact that you can even get in trouble for such a thing is the part that's stupid.

      3. creech   12 years ago

        Isn't it "The Ohio State University."
        Alex Trebeck was careful to phrase it that way on "Jeopardy" last week.
        Oh, and it is still "409 Wins."

        1. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

          Fuck Michigan!

    3. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      I tend to be skeptical of calls for college athletes getting paid (just let them go professional at early age like in the UK) but it is bullshit when the schools/NCAA profit off of the student's likeness.

      1. KDN   12 years ago

        I can see the argument against the colleges themselves paying athletes, especially publicly funded ones, but the licensing regime is grossly unfair and I really don't see why boosters shouldn't be allowed to pay recruits.

  10. Episiarch   12 years ago

    One of the jurors in the George Zimmerman trial told CNN that she wants new laws that would have allowed her to convict him.

    Well if she doesn't say that, all the media personalities and her TEAM BLUE friends will be mean to her!

    1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      I BASICALLY ALREADY SAID THE SAME THING ABOVE.

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        Yeah, but I said it funnier. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

        1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

          Yours is full of vile spite, or spiteful vileness. And labels. And sarcasm.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            Isn't every even numbered post on here vile spite and the odd numbers are spiteful vileness?

            And never enough labels?

            But absolutely no sarcasm... EVER!

    2. John   12 years ago

      Or threaten to kill her

    3. Ted S.   12 years ago

      So she's a cosmotarian?

    4. some guy   12 years ago

      It could also be that she really doesn't think homicide should be legal, even in self defense. (Now let's ask her how she feels about using homicide to prevent a rape.)

      1. BigT   12 years ago

        Exactly. A FB friend spouted some drivel about Zim being criminal and I sent her 6 links to 'Woman avoids rape by shooting would be rapist' links.

        . ***crickets***

        1. DesigNate   12 years ago

          But that's different because they didn't start the rape.

          /sarc

        2. Scarecrow Repair   12 years ago

          Probably those women dressed like sluts and deserved it. Don't women understand that the duty to retreat includes retreating from comfortable clothing? Go buy some chastity belts fercrissake!

        3. Fatty Bolger   12 years ago

          Obviously those women should never have left their car.

          1. cavalier973   12 years ago

            Obviously those women should never have left their car kitchen.

            FIFY

            1. cavalier973   12 years ago

              No, I didn't. Nevermind.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

    Nelson Mandela's daughter says the man's health has improved dramatically and hopes he'll be home soon.

    MSNBC, CNN, CBS News and The New York Times credit President Obama's recent visit for the turnaround.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      He's getting better!

      1. JW   12 years ago

        He'd like to go for a walk!

        1. darius404   12 years ago

          Exclamation marks are fun!

        2. BiMonSciFiCon   12 years ago

          He feels happy!

  12. Brett L   12 years ago

    It's a rigid air ship and its filled with non-flammable helium.

    t Goodyear's current fleet of three blimps -- based out of Akron, Pompano Beach, Fla., and Carson, Calif. -- is aging, and the company announced in 2011 that it had decided to replace the airships with zeppelins, which are longer, faster, quieter, and more maneuverable than blimps.

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      Finally!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        YOU WANT TO BLOW US ALL TO SHIT, SHERLOCK?

        1. Zakalwe   12 years ago

          What part of this aren't you getting? The core concept, perhaps?

    2. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      I've been trying to get tickets to ride on the Goodyear out of Carson for about 5 years now. Apparently, you have to be dying of cancer or some kind of charity case to get them....

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        "No ticket."

      2. NeonCat   12 years ago

        Start your own charity, find a foster kid dying of cancer and be their escort.

        1. Bobarian   12 years ago

          Just give a kid cancer; cut out the middle man.

      3. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

        Expensive. Pretty much won't happen for us lowly peasants. I was talking with a Goodyear bigwig at a party a few years ago, and he said he couldn't get a seat.

        1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

          They aren't for sale at all, from what I understand. The PR dept donates tickets to charities to action off. I heard that a pair of tickets went for $10K when all of the grey whales were popping up in waters off of the South Bay beaches.

          I need to find a really low-end charity event where I stand a chance of winning the auction...

      4. Fatty Bolger   12 years ago

        Here's your solution...

    3. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

      You want to blow us all to shit, Sherlock?

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        [SLAP] All caps is the tie breaker.

        1. MJGreen   12 years ago

          JESUS, FIST, THE HELIUM!

    4. some guy   12 years ago

      Rather than scrapping these blimps they should fill them with hydrogen, park them over the desert and charge $10/person to watch them go up in flames.

    5. SweatingGin   12 years ago

      JESUS! WANNA BLOW US ALL TO SHIT, SHERLOCK?!

      1. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

        ...although, this is a non-smoking area.

    6. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      filled with non-flammable helium.

      Fuck that, use hydrogen. Save the helium for party balloons and MRI machines.

      1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        It's alright, I hear there is enough helium-3 on the dark side of the moon to power this country for a thousand years and we only have to blow up some NAZIs to get it.

        1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

          I thought we just had to clone Sam Rockwell over and over again.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            That was a fucked up movie.

        2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

          Maybe we can recruit Sarah Palin to go to space war with them.

    7. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      There's your bomber right there! Beardsly McTurbanhead.

    8. Xenocles   12 years ago

      Non-flammable? Helium is the stuff that the sun burns! That's even worse than hydrogen!

      1. Tonio   12 years ago

        Heh.

        1. Tejicano   12 years ago

          Don't you mean He?

      2. Generic Stranger   12 years ago

        The sun is still burning hydrogen. It won't start burning helium until it runs out of hydrogen.

        /science pedant

        1. Careless   12 years ago

          It will still have 90some% of its hydrogen left when it goes to burning helium.

    9. Agammamon   12 years ago

      Since we're talking LTA, I want one of these.

      http://www.aeromodeller2.be/

  13. AuH20   12 years ago

    Self-defense is just an example of white privilege

    America has always been hooked on self-protection. Citizens are encouraged (and protected by law) to bear arms and stand their ground against perceived intruders. When a racist country is that obsessed with self-defense, the safety of men with white privilege ? even those who, like George Zimmerman, have a record of abuse ? takes precedence over the welfare of everyone else.

    The six-woman jury (five white, one hispanic) that acquitted George Zimmerman of second-degree murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, a black teenager armed only with candy, never learned that Zimmerman had a long history of violence against women.

    [Snip]

    The court's decision to ignore Zimmerman's pattern of violence reveals "a system of power that dismisses the experiences and voices of survivors of sexual assault and domestic violence as invisible and untrustworthy," writes Salamishah Tillet at The Nation. We'll go one step further: it reveals a system of power that prioritizes the experiences and voices of men who are "just trying to protect themselves" without exploring the reasons why they're so paranoid in the first place.

    Emphasis added

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      Fever. Swamp.

    2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      If you're white or male you shouldn't have due process rights. You will be tried for crimes against the black race and women.

      I think someone should seriously right a short-story about a dystopian future where such a court system exists.

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        That short story would be preachy as fuck and I hate that sort of thing.

        Even if I agree with the political position of a story, I get annoyed when they slam their political beliefs in my face.

    3. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      How can one be "obsessed" with self-protection? Are we supposed to be suicidal?

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        Just nihilistic. I don't care if that young man puts me in a coma. It beats watching Honey Boo Boo.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        "obsessed" is jezzie-speak for what we would call prudent or prepared.

      3. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        A person can definitely be obsessed with self-protection; I know such a person. There are serious trade-offs between safety and having a life.

        Mind you, none of that makes the Jezzies any less full of shit.

        1. Tonio   12 years ago

          And I'm not denying that there are people with obsessions, but they aren't under discussion here.

          Jezebel has a long record of psychopathologizing groups they don't like.

          1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

            I was merely replying to HM -- he set up the question...

            1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              Fair enough.

          2. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

            You know who else had a long record of psychopathologizing groups they didn't like?

            1. Scarecrow Repair   12 years ago

              Freud and cigars?

          3. Irish   12 years ago

            The American left in general psychopathologizes groups they don't like.

            I have it on very good authority that the only reason anyone is in favor of the second amendment is because he yearns to use the gun as a replacement cock due to impotence.

            1. cavalier973   12 years ago

              Any port in a storm, I guess.

      4. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

        You're supposed to do what the teachers and police and other authorities say! And don't be a hero! That's for police and firemen and teachers.

    4. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Well, I just realized why (at least some of) these people hate self-defense (from above):

      the safety of men with white privilege...takes precedence over the welfare of everyone else

      Self-defense is too individualistic. That's why they hate it. No one can stand outside the collective and protect themselves; it has to be done by agents agreed upon by the collective.

      These people really, really want to be insects.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        What was the Frank Herbert book (not his best work) about the hive people in California? Prescient.

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          Hellstrom's Hive.

        2. Zeb   12 years ago

          Hellstrom's Hive was great. Maybe not his best, but probably his most unnerving and scary.

      2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        "Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outwards, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment."

        -- Sheng-ji Yang, "Essays on Mind and Matter"

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

          "Against individualism, the Fascist conception is for the State; and it is for the individual in so far as he coincides with the State.... Liberalism denied the State in the interests of the particular individual; Fascism reaffirms the State as the true reality of the individual."

          1. #   12 years ago

            So perhaps closer to modern lefty speak?

            "Against individualism, the Progressive conception is for the Federal Government; and it is for the individual in so far as he coincides with the Federal Government.... Libertarianism denies the State in the interests of the particular individual; Progressivism reaffirms the Federal Government as the true reality of the individual."

            Change the phrasing a bit to modern style and you could get your typical obama voting college kid to nod in agreement.

      3. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Defending yourself without the help of the state isn't democratic; in fact it's pretty independent, so it's definitely teh evil.

      4. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        If everyone defended themselves, it could result in "disparate impact."

      5. Dagny T.   12 years ago

        Correct. It isn't "fair" that some people put more thought and effort into their own safety than others do. Taking the time to learn how to use a firearm is "privilege." Barf.

      6. Enjoy Every Sandwich   12 years ago

        Self-defense is too individualistic. That's why they hate it. No one can stand outside the collective and protect themselves; it has to be done by agents agreed upon by the collective.

        These people really, really want to be insects.

        That's it. Someone who prepares to defend himself is accepting the reality that the Glorious Collective can't and won't do it for him. As Darth Holder would say, he finds your lack of faith disturbing.

    5. Calidissident   12 years ago

      If you only read articles like this, you'd come away with the impression that self-defense is a defense only used when a white (Hispanic) man kills a black guy or a woman.

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        The self was socially constructed by the likes of Descartes, Locke, Kant, etc. (dead white males), so... yeah!

    6. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

      Self-protection is My Anti-Drug

    7. Rich   12 years ago

      We'll go one step further: it reveals a system of power that prioritizes the experiences and voices of men who are "just trying to protect themselves" without exploring the reasons why they're so paranoid in the first place.

      So, let me get this straight.

      Zimmerman exhibited a "pattern of violence", and self-defense is now "paranoia"?

      Hmm, maybe the First Amendment *does* go too far. 8-(

    8. NeonCat   12 years ago

      You know who wasn't allowed to defend themselves? Slaves. A slave was supposed to just stand there and take it, whatever it was, and never, ever raise a hand to master or any of master's overseers.

      Why does Jezebel want us to be slaves?

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Because they imagine they'll be the ones holding the whips.

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

          In a Harvey Korman voice: "Kinky?"

          No, not with the Jezzies...

    9. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      a black teenager armed only with candy

      What does candy have to do with taking a guy down and punching his head into the ground?

      The court's decision to ignore Zimmerman's pattern of violence

      What does an accusation of DV have to do with the facts of that day?

      "a system of power that dismisses the experiences and voices of survivors of sexual assault and domestic violence as invisible and untrustworthy," writes Salamishah Tillet at The Nation.

      Our judicial system, in theory, deals in sworn testimony, physical evidence, reasonable inference that can be drawn from evidence, and expert testimony. The moral outrage of vocal minorities does not, and should not, play a role in determining the guilt or innocence of accused parties.

      it reveals a system of power that prioritizes the experiences and voices of men who are "just trying to protect themselves" without exploring the reasons why they're so paranoid in the first place.

      Because, as the "survivors of sexual assault and domestic violence" should appreciate, when seconds count, the police are minutes away. That a restraining order is ultimately just a piece of paper. And that world has plenty of people willing to do violence to others when they have no legal or moral right to do so. When you can't count on the police or the good will of the person who wants to harm you, then the responsibility to protect your life rests with you.

      1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

        Our judicial system, in theory, deals in sworn testimony, physical evidence, reasonable inference that can be drawn from evidence, and expert testimony.

        That's just a bunch of complicated jargon that really means "mansplanations." Duh.

      2. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

        The court's decision to ignore Zimmerman's pattern of violence

        Along with the court's decision to ignore Martin's pattern of burglary and drug use.

        Seems the court did the correct thing as this wasn't an issue of character. Unless people think Martin was justified in killing Zimmerman for following him.

    10. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      WotansWoodUpigasus21L
      Federal Civil Rights laws apply.

      He was stalking African-Americans with the intent to kill, injure or illegally restrain them. He murdered a child based on that child's race.

      Ten to twenty years is my prediction. Yesterday 6:38pm

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        I like the argument that Martin was a 'child.' He was a minor, but was a few months away from his 18th birthday.

        Liberals are basically calling a grown black man 'boy' and don't realize how racist it is.

        1. Tejicano   12 years ago

          When I was Trayvon's age I had finished boot camp and was already assigned to my first platoon in the Marine infantry. Maybe not yet a hardened warrior but not a child by any realistic description.

          1. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

            And the "child" called his GIRLFRIEND on his cell, not his father back in the condo, and not 911, like Zimmermann did.

            I would tilt to thinking that since he called his girlfriend, he was not so much afraid he was being followed, but getting himself all macho'd up for a confrontation.

    11. Red Rocks Rockin   12 years ago

      The six-woman jury (five white, one hispanic)

      Wasn't it three whites, two hispanics, and a black woman?

      1. Warrren   12 years ago

        Walking into a bar...

  14. Brett L   12 years ago

    "White Coke" made for Marshal Zhukov to resemble vodka. Sneaky, fuckin' Russians.

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Fucking racist Coke.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        I wonder if the "White" moniker wasn't a poke in the eye at a "Red" general.

    2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Something tells me Jan Warner is a big backer of gun control for the little people.

      But, I bet the thought going through his head as this photo shoot was being arranged, was 'what the 21st century needs is a Che to call its very own.'

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Squirrels?

      2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        How did that get in a thread about coke? Oh, yeah, Jan Warner.

    3. playa manhattan   12 years ago

      Seems like it would just be easier to leave out the caramel color altogether, rather than adding it and removing it later.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        They may have had to remove even natural colors?

        1. NeonCat   12 years ago

          There was Crystal Pepsi, as you may recall. IIRC Coca-Cola would be clear without the caramel coloring, as playa suggests.

          1. playa manhattan   12 years ago

            Now I have that Van Halen Crystal Pepsi Super Bowl commercial stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

            1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

              Right here, right now? Well, that sucks.

    4. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      Can I call a Rum and "White Coke" a #whiterage?

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        White Cuban?

        1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

          White Privilege. Now the be-monocled of all colors and backgrounds can enjoy the refined taste of the oppressors.

        2. Bobarian   12 years ago

          White Hispanic?

          Zimmerman?

  15. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    Marcotte: Racist, sexist, and egregiously dumb on guns in one convenient article!

    Given that Martin wasn't engaged in any vandalism, the "these people" she's referring to are not "vandals" but "black people." B37 thinks Zimmerman was doing the right thing and simply "went above and beyond." Above and beyond, in this case, meant stalking someone minding his own business, assuming, because of his race, no doubt, that he's one of the "assholes" who "always get away," and scaring him for no reason. This is the "above and beyond" that led up to killing Martin, but for some women, like juror B37, the image of the chivalrous knight protecting the white women from the scary black teenagers (with their bags of Skittles) overwhelms all common sense.

    [...] This myth that the world is full of scary people who are out to get you white ladies works. Plenty of white women are so worried about the imaginary threats lurking outside their door that they don't pay any mind to the real problems that threaten us: economic inequality and lack of health care access. Sure, there's crime, too, but 80-90 percent of rapes are committed by someone the same race as the victim. White women have more to fear from the men deemed our protectors than the ones we imagine are out to get us.

    Rape is the only crime that matters.

    1. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Thank you for reading this shit for us so we don't have to.

      1. Bobarian   12 years ago

        Bu fuck you for posting it on here and making us read it anyway.

    2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

      the real problems that threaten us: economic inequality and lack of health care access.

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

      1. MJGreen   12 years ago

        But not rape, I guess?

      2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        I feel bad about it, but I find myself hoping that she gets mugged. Maybe she'll have a little more sympathy for people's perfectly rational fear of black male teenagers, who commit a hugely disproportionate portion of violent crime.

      3. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

        Don't forget fracking and GMOs!

    3. Episiarch   12 years ago

      tr;dr

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        I see what you did there. Very nice.

      2. Tonio   12 years ago

        racist? (the first "r", that is)

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          Retarded.

    4. John   12 years ago

      Plenty of white women are so worried about the imaginary threats lurking outside their door that they don't pay any mind to the real problems that threaten us: economic inequality and lack of health care access.

      I hope some homeless guy knocks her over the head and steals her fucking iphone. What a stupid bitch.

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        How is anyone harmed by economic inequality? I honestly want to know. If everyone today has $100, and tomorrow half of the people have $150, no one is worse off.

        Why can liberals not understand this?

        1. John   12 years ago

          No one is harmed by income inequality. They are harmed by being fucking poor. If it was the equality instead of the poverty, we could make everyone poor and no one would be harmed. Of course, a nitwit like Marcotte probably believes that.

        2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          They can't understand it because mentally and emotionally they have never progressed past the S'NOT FAIR!!! S'NOT FAIR!!! stage of their development.

    5. Calidissident   12 years ago

      I find it ironic that she is talking about imaginary (or overblown) threats, when her and her ilk are trying to convince everyone that white men are an existential threat to black men. She even mentions that rape is mostly an intraracial crime, but then fails to mention that the same is true of murder.

    6. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      She cites a "raw, moving article in The Nation" in which the author laments that the female jurors did not empathize with Martin like they should have because of their maternal instincts.

      Holy Hell, it's 2013 and feminist writers are digging up shit arguments from 1910 that were used to argue against female suffrage.

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        That's what makes it so hilarious and so obnoxious at the same time!

      2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        "Gosh, why didn't those women empathize with the thug committing an unwarranted violent assault? It's a conundrum, I tell you!"

    7. some guy   12 years ago

      Wait, didn't we just hear that B37 wanted to put Zimmerman in jail?

      1. A Serious Man   12 years ago

        Coincidentally, B37 is a vitamin that sciences shows is necessary to make you racist.

    8. MJGreen   12 years ago

      because of his race, no doubt

      Well, that was easy. If you don't doubt it, it must be true!

    9. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      So she starts the paragraph with this:

      This myth that the world is full of scary people who are out to get you white ladies works.

      And ends with this:

      Sure, there's crime, too, but 80-90 percent of rapes are committed by someone the same race as the victim. White women have more to fear from the men deemed our protectors than the ones we imagine are out to get us.

      So white women should arm themselves to keep themselves from being raped by white men?

      Makes sense to me.

      1. John   12 years ago

        So Amanda is saying black women ought to automatically fear black men?

        RACIST!!

      2. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        The only women I have known who I know were raped were white women raped by black men. I guess Amanda think they shouldn't be concerned, because they're only 10-20% of the cases.

      3. Lord at War   12 years ago

        but 80-90 percent of rapes are committed by someone the same race as the victim

        But, of that 10%-20% of rapes that are "inter-racial", what do you think the percentage that are committed by blacks?

        The FBI has it at over 90%...

    10. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

      Okay, suppose, just suppose there are homes in the neighborhood being burglarized and/or vandalized.

      Do you think the burglar or vandal would be a 50ish grandmother? A mom in her 30s with twins? A guy in his 40s who sells cars?

      Or maybe a 17 year old male who spends time in the neighborhood but doesn't live there full time. Black or white or hispanic, that's your demographic.

  16. Brett L   12 years ago

    I hope Ms Jenteal will take Mr. Joyner up on his kind offer.

    Radio host Tom Joyner has offered Rachel Jeantel, Trayvon Martin's friend who gained national prominence after testifying at George Zimmerman's trial, a full college scholarship to any historically black college in the country.

    1. Tonio   12 years ago

      "I will help you get tutors to get out of high school, tutors to pass the SAT. I will give you a full-ride scholarship to any HBCU," Joyner said.

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        Well, he's obviously a realist.

        1. Rich   12 years ago

          And a racist.

          1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

            And a racist.

            Considering two "historically Black colleges/universities" have a minority African-American student body, how so? How is an HBCU more "racist" then say, Yeshiva University or any "tribal college/university" in Indian Country?

            1. robc   12 years ago

              Both are in West Virginia. They just ran out of blacks before they got to 50% (or 20%, for that matter).

            2. Rich   12 years ago

              It's not that an HBCU is "racist", HM; Joyner is racist because he did not say "I will give you a full-ride scholarship to *any* university". Perhaps Ms. Jeantel would prefer to attend Harvard.

              1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

                True, but then again, looking at the difference in tuition between Harvard and your average HBCU (which tend to be some of the most affordable colleges), an HBCU might be all he can afford out of his own pocket.

                But yeah, Joyner is probably a racist.

                1. Bobarian   12 years ago

                  Joyner is black so he can't be a racist.

                  /derp

                  HM is half black, so do the math.

        2. some guy   12 years ago

          Given the current market for higher education I'm sure he can find a school that will take her and graduate her in exchange for his money.

      2. Cooter   12 years ago

        Jenteal reminds me of this great Sanford & Son moment:
        http://youtu.be/5qzRSU2NWmE?t=16s

    2. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

      Good for her. Perjurers get college scholarships, whistleblowers get chased out of the country.

      God Bless Motherfucking America.

      1. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

        I notice she's referred to as Ms.Jenteal, and not "a child". The child who was Mr. Martin's friend, who he called that night.

  17. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far. Last year the number was 13 percent.

    Something something oogabooga dark money!

  18. db   12 years ago

    Please, everyone, I beg you: resist posting Zimmerman related stuff. Unless it's on the Zimmerman Telegram. That would be fine.

    1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

      Damn Krauts trying to incite the Mexicans to take over Texas...good thing we have gun rights and SYG laws!

      Oops...

    2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      How about stuff regarding National's third baseman Ryan Zimmerman?

    3. Fist of Etiquette   12 years ago

      How about the Doctor on Voyager?

      1. Episiarch   12 years ago

        PASS.

      2. Generic Stranger   12 years ago

        Voyager

        I think you answered your own question.

      3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Voyager to the Bottom of the Sea?

        1. db   12 years ago

          Voyager to the Bottom of the Ratings Chart

          Great headline...or Greatest headline?

    4. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      How about George Zimmer? You'll like the way you look.

    5. The Dan   12 years ago

      http://www.wkyc.com/sports/art.....-more-time

  19. BigT   12 years ago

    Cordray appointment approved. In deal to save filibuster, we get entire new bureaucracy!

    http://mobile.bloomberg.com/ne.....ntial.html

    1. BigT   12 years ago

      http://mobile.bloomberg.com/ne.....ntial.html

  20. AuH20   12 years ago

    Lindy West's new piece on body hair

    If there are two things I know about body hair, they're that 1) it's hair and it grows out of your body; and 2) no matter what you're doing with it, you're a terrible person. That's pretty much where my knowledge ends. Our culture's messaging on body hair is so convoluted and politicized and contradictory at this point that it's hard to know whether I should be shaving or waxing or growing my shit out or saving up all my strays so I can weave them into a merkin in the name of feminism (double-pubes!!!).

    ...

    I stopped shaving my legs like a year ago, but not as some noble fuck-you to beauty standards?it's because that shit cuts into my SVU time. And do you know what happened? Literally nothing. I mean, more hair came out, and now it just lives on my legs. Leg hair! No big. Not one person has ever said a single thing about it. However, being a borderline-albino Norwegian day-wraith, I am blessed with invisible-hair privilege, so I can't speak to the way other women choose to handle their leg hair. If mine were dark and coarse?making my laziness more visible and, thus, inherently more political?it's possible that I'd feel differently. Not because I hate visible leg hair, but because I know how constant scrutiny can wear a person down. I couldn't, in good conscience, impose that scrutiny on a woman who wasn't ready for it.

    1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

      When Lindy West is standing before the throne of Christ Jesus in Judgement at the End Times, He will have one thing to ask her: WFT, man?

      1. Brett L   12 years ago

        WFT? Why Fucking That?

        1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          Jesus doesn't get much time to go to his ESL classes. Between performing miracles in the Levant and chatting with long-dead prophets, his schedule is pretty packed.

          1. Brett L   12 years ago

            Jesus didn't get the Pentecostal gifts? He should really complain.

    2. Episiarch   12 years ago

      If you keep posting this shit, I'm going to find you and I'm bringing Warty with me.

      1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        So, how do you control Warty until you get there? Or is it just like being a bee keeper where you take into account that you're gonna get stung in the process.

        1. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

          Remember those Bugs Bunny cartoons where they tried to transport the Tasmanian Devil? Like that, but 100x

        2. Episiarch   12 years ago

          He stays moderately calm when you explain to him that if he's good, he gets to rape once he gets there.

    3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      She's just inferring she has a cute little platinum snatch and wants everybody to know it.

      1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

        "Cute" and "little" are antonyms of "Lindy West".

        1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

          Yeah, but her self image runs more along these lines:

          http://hollypost.com/wp-conten.....nal506.jpg

          Its not her fault we misogynist pigs can't see her true beauty because we are blinded by hate.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            Beauty is only skin deep...

            but ugly goes right down to the marrow.

      2. NeonCat   12 years ago

        To quote Worf in ST:FC: "Little?"

    4. Dagny T.   12 years ago

      I think I've just been given a precious gift (from ESL Jesus? I'm not ruling it out): my work network has apparently decided to block Jezebel. Just think of all the things I'll do, the wondrous places I'll go, in the time I might have otherwise spent reading that retardation.

    5. Marc F Cheney   12 years ago

      my SVU time

      What is this? The time she spends pretending to be a special victim?

    6. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

      "In my line of work, I get to know a lot of women. That one ain't gettin' laid"

      Silvio Dante

  21. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Marcotte and fellow dim-bulb Jessica Valenti explain why Zimmerman was acquitted:

    Jessica Valenti wrote a raw, moving piece for The Nation expressing her dismay over the white women who fall for the myth that black men are inherently dangerous:

    When I first heard that the jurors were women, I na?vely hoped they would see this teenage boy shot dead in the street and think of their children. But they weren't just any women; most were white women. Women who, like me, have been taught to fear men of color. And who?as a feminist named Valerie pointed out on Twitter?probably would see Zimmerman as their son sooner than they would Trayvon Martin.

    So feminism is now about chiding women as racist simpletons for not doing what you want. Remind me again how feminism is a pro-woman ideology...

    1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

      Bonus fuckery:

      The image in our cultural imagination of the fearful, gun-loving, I'm-not-a-racist-but white conservative?the kind that is currently applauding the fact that George Zimmerman literally got away with chasing down an innocent black teenager and shooting him dead?is almost always male. There's good reason for this. The most vocal examples in the media are male. Gun collecting with visions of a race-riot-driven apocalypse in your head is mostly a male hobby. But the jury that set Zimmerman loose to roam the streets with his gun and paranoid crime fantasies again was all female: five white women and one Hispanic.

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        the fact that George Zimmerman literally got away with chasing down an innocent black teenager and shooting him dead

        Because that's exactly what happened. Were these people watching different trial coverage? Oh right. Nancy Graceless.

        1. John   12 years ago

          They just tell themselves and repeat the same lies over and over again until it becomes accepted wisdom. Anyone who doesn't think Zimmerman took off in a dead run and tackled Martin and shot him at point blank range is just a racist tea partier who wants legal sanction to do the same.

      2. MJGreen   12 years ago

        Yep, it was the conservatives dreaming of a race riot...

    2. Ted S.   12 years ago

      Is this the same piece A Frivolous Man linked to above?

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

        ...maybe.

        *hangs head*

  22. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

    The small town of Deer Trail, Colo., is considering an ordinance that would license bounty hunters to shoot down drones that intrude on its airspace.

    I can't see how anything bad could possibly result from encouraging people to wildly fire up into the air purely for the purposes of political pandering.

    1. some guy   12 years ago

      Or what happens to the first one who actually succeeds in knocking an expensive piece of Federal hardware out of the sky.

      1. Metazoan   12 years ago

        Or what happens when someone mistakes an aircraft for a drone.

  23. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    America has always been hooked on self-protection.

    Excuse me while I go burn my dictionary. It seems to be out of date.

    1. John   12 years ago

      So I am thinking it is okay to knock the shit out of these people with impunity, since they are clearly not hooked on that whole self protection thing.

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        They don't care about self protection, but they sure as hell will let some LEOs protect them from you... and your dog.

  24. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

    It adds to the verdict's credibility if one of the jurors wishes she could have convicted but conscientiously couldn't. So much for pro-Zimmerman bias. She was looking for a reason to convict, but couldn't find one.

    But I bet that won't be the meme resulting from her interview.

  25. AuH20   12 years ago

    Proving that college kids are dumb, a group calling themselves the 'Dream Defenders' have taken over the Florida capitol demanding 'Justice for Trayvon'

    On its website, the group posted, "Dream Defenders demand that Governor Rick Scott call a special session of the Florida legislature to address the issues at the center of the Trayvon Martin tragedy: stand your ground vigilantism, racial profiling and a war on youth that paints us as criminals and funnels us out of schools and into jails."

    The group says many state laws disproportionately affect minority youth.

    The website states, "We are here to honor the memory of Trayvon Martin and pay respects to his family. This tragedy serves as a vivid reminder of the pain felt by our communities, in which we are profiled, criminalized and targeted. Unless we take action nothing will change. Saturday's verdict showed the world that Florida has no value for the life of its children. This is an opportunity for Governor Rick Scott and the Florida legislature to prove their commitment to the next generation of Floridians."

    "Together we are united in ensuring Trayvon's unjust death was not for nothing. Our anger in the face of gross injustice has led us to take action but it is the love of our people and our community that pushes us forward. We are here because Trayvon can't be."

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      Just to clarify: Nobody important is in the FL capital between June 1 and February 1. Although I do hope my former roommate's commute is not disrupted by these idiots.

      The Governor's mansion is about 3/4 of a mile north, idiots.

    2. John   12 years ago

      SO Iguess they want that whole double jeopardy thing to be repealed. The government can try you as many times as they want. That will turn out well.

      1. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

        To be fair, nothing in that said they want George Zimmerman retried, only that they want the laws changed to prevent similar occurences in the future.

        And on at least one of the points ("a war on youth that paints us as criminals and funnels us out of schools and into jails") seems to be of the same mind as a lot of the Brickbat stories we see here about overly retaliatory laws being used to throw the book at youths for minor offenses.

        1. John   12 years ago

          To be fair, nothing in that said they want George Zimmerman retried, only that they want the laws changed to prevent similar occurences in the future.

          So they want to make it easier to convict people of murder and make defending yourself more likely to subject you to criminal liability. And that is going to help minorities how?

          1. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

            I'm not saying the proposed changes are good idea, but "OMG, THEY WANT TO REPEAL DOUBLE JEOPARDY!" is a grossly inaccurate description.

            And if the demands about wanting to decriminalize certain things are accurate, than at least some parts of the agenda are a good idea.

            1. Emmerson Biggins   12 years ago

              anybody asking the the DOJ to get involved is asking for exactly that. But you are right, not all of them are.

    3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

      Look at the Judicial Watch report on inner Justice Dept. communications. Their hands are all over the bullshit protest.

    4. Irish   12 years ago

      Dream Defenders aren't a real group of college kids.

      They're an astroturf organization created by community organizers and buoyed up by the Department of Justice.

      1. The DOJ official called Dream Defenders a "student group" and referenced the "students" talking at the meeting. (5:45 to 6:10) Yet none of the three members of Dream Defenders who were at the event is a student. Gabriel M. Pendas graduated from FSU in 2005. Vanessa Jennifer Baden graduated from FSU in 2007. Nelini Stamp never attended college. (10:20 to 11:00)

      2. Far from being a "student group," the organization headed up by Pendas and two other non-students (including Stamp) is "Dream Defenders, Inc.," a Florida corporation. (6:50 to 7:00; incorporation details here).

      3. Given the background of the three people who appeared on its behalf, there is reason to believe that Dream Defenders is an "astroturf" front group funded by the lawyers for Travon Martin's family and/or ultra-left-wing big money sources. All three have long worked as paid political agitators.

    5. Outlaw   12 years ago

      Fuck them.

      Nothing pisses me off more than a bunch of shitstains wanting to return to the barbarous era of a victim having to prove they tried to run away from an attacker before they defended themselves from serious bodily harm or FUCKING DEATH.

    6. MJGreen   12 years ago

      I'm guessing the actual "we" mentioned in the statement are well-to-do white kids.

  26. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Matt Yglesias evidently doesn't read his own column:

    Debt and deficit hype is massively overblown in the United States and I have half a mind to scold Reynolds for mistakenly thinking that this is a big deal. But in fact precisely because debt and deficit hype is so overblown, if you were able to use your $92 quadrillion to wipe the entire outstanding debt away you'd be doing the country a huge favor?everyone would have to shut up about the debt! So that's a huge win right there.

    This from the guy who only two days ago suggested that we ban usury.

    1. Jeff   12 years ago

      Debt and deficit hype is massively overblown in the United States and I have half a mind to scold Reynolds for mistakenly thinking that this is a big deal. But in fact precisely because debt and deficit hype is so overblown, if you were able to use your $92 quadrillion to wipe the entire outstanding debt away you'd be doing the country a huge favor?everyone would have to shut up about the debt! So that's a huge win right there.

    2. Episiarch   12 years ago

      I think at this point we've firmly established that Yglesias has the intellect of a hermit crab; can we fucking stop now?

      1. some guy   12 years ago

        No, Matthew Yglesias is entertaining for the same reasons a car wreck is entertaining. He's like a head-on collision at 70 mph. Then you've got Pauly Krugnuts who is like something out of a Michael Bay movie.

        1. robc   12 years ago

          The I guess I will hate Yglesias readers as much as I hate rubberneckers.

        2. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          This guy gets it. Matt is every youtube clip of skateboard fails, given voice.

      2. Not an Economist   12 years ago

        I've met a few hermit crabs and Yglesias is not that smart.

    3. Irish   12 years ago

      Yglesias logic: Debt is bad when it is individual debt, and there should be bans limiting the amount of credit people can take out.

      However, national debt is completely irrelevant, and should be ignored.

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        "Fallacy of composition!"

    4. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

      To be completely fair, banning usury does not ban debt. It bans charging borrowers interest on their debts. It is still stupid but not inherently contradictory.

  27. Joe M   12 years ago

    SeaCaptain(Yokeltarian), I need your Steam ID to send you that game, if you want it.

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      And his bank account number? Say, are you in Nigeria?

      1. Joe M   12 years ago

        My friend, this is a matter of utmost importance that we've discussed in greatest confidence.

  28. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    Space-time loops may explain black holes.

    Physics cannot describe what happens inside a black hole. There, current theories break down, and general relativity collides with quantum mechanics, creating what's called a singularity, or a point at whichthe equations spit out infinities.

    But some advanced physics theories are trying to bridge the gap between general relativity and quantum mechanics, tounderstand what's truly going on inside the densest objects in the universe. Recently, scientists applied a theory called loop quantum gravity to the case of black holes, and found that inside these objects, space and time may be extremely curved, but that gravity there is not infinite, as general relativity predicts.

    This was the first time scientists have applied the full loop quantum gravity theory to black holes, and the results were encouraging, researchers said.

    Sounds like a solid plan to me dude. Like wow!

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      V.I.N.CENT will be so relieved.

      1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

        Starry, starry night
        Paint your palette blue and gray
        Look out on a summer's day
        With eyes that know the darkness in my soul

        1. Episiarch   12 years ago

          You know, I make a really obscure Disney reference, and no one gets it. Now, I should probably blame myself for being so obscure, but instead I blame nicole.

          1. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

            I countered your obscure reference to V.I.N.CENT with appropriate lyrics from a song titled Vincent, and the result is you're mad at Nicole?!

            Then I'll have to do this more often.

          2. Killazontherun   12 years ago

            Hey, I just read the post, I got it! Not that obscure, I still have the novelization from the movie.

            1. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

              The novelization is important since it actually explains what the hell is going on after they go into the Black Hole at the end.

              Although I still prefer the original Jules Verne version.

          3. db   12 years ago

            I got it. One of the best Disney films ever made. Maximilian got a bad rap.

            1. Cooter   12 years ago

              Only Disney film to ever show a robot cuisinarting Tony Perkins' still-breathing guts.

          4. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

            It makes perfect sense to blame me, since I love palominos and Capt. Stransky, but have totally not seen that movie.

          5. NeonCat   12 years ago

            I got it, what exactly am I supposed to come back with? That we're supposed to take seriously all those people crammed into a tiny spaceship after the govt clearly loved to build giant ones?

          6. BakedPenguin   12 years ago

            I got it, but didn't reply. because you are a horrible person. Almost as bad as nicole.

          7. Bobarian   12 years ago

            That movie was Disney's first attempt at Star Wars...

            Ponder that and despair.

    2. Warrren   12 years ago

      Of course "black holes" might not exist and what they are seeing might be electrical phenomena.

      1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        Or weather balloons.

    3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Huh. LQG is one of the alternatives to string theory, right? Curious to see if that proves a more fruitful area of research. Physics in some ways is kind of stuck.

      1. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

        I just want a time machine so I can go back in time and prevent the Kennedy assassination.

  29. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    Health Plan Cost for New Yorkers Set to Fall 50%
    By RONI CARYN RABIN and REED ABELSON
    Published: July 16, 2013 648 Comments

    Individuals buying health insurance on their own will see their premiums tumble next year in New York State as changes under the federal health care law take effect, Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo announced on Wednesday.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07......html?_r=0

    Cuomo discovers on-line market lowers prices!

    1. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      More like Cuomo discovers that if you force insurers to insure sick people, it gets very expensive (NY, up until now, did not allow for denials based on pre-existing conditions, but did not have an individual mandate). If you force healthy people to buy insurance, the insurance costs for those sick people will go down, because they're being subsidized by people who are being forced to buy insurance where they otherwise would not have wanted to.

    2. Sevo   12 years ago

      "Cuomo discovers on-line market lowers prices!"

      Uh, predictions of lower prices /= lower prices, dipshit.

      1. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

        Also New York started out as the most expensive state to get healthcare in to begin with. So this is likely just people in other states being forced to subsidize their insurance through the federal government.

    3. #   12 years ago

      NY is one of the states that already created an adverse selection insurance death sprial via community rating and guarenteed issuance. The only people in NY individual pools currently are very sick people. Individual insurance in NY is something like $400 a month minumum currectly for a young person. Most states its under $100 a month.

      The rates now are only coming down because the mandate now forces all the healthy people back into the pools. But premiums are still going to be higher than in most states have currently, say around $200 a month minimum.

      This is only a case of one government fuck up having an effect on another government fuck up.

  30. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    I challenge you to find a more oblivious statement as it relates to Obamacare:

    I've got a new column up about the White House's plans for the rollout of the Obamacare exchanges and I wanted to once again take the opportunity to lay down a marker and say once again that Obamacare implementation is going to be a huge political success.

    There are entries in the Great Soviet Encyclopedia that are more factually based than this turd.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      I plan on spending 2016 following him around with a giant placard with this quotation on it.

    2. Raven Nation   12 years ago

      Is it possible that Obamacare will be a "huge POLITICAL success"? There are all kinds of way the king & the press could spin this into a political (as opposed to health care or liberty) success.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        My prediction (which I have made many times here) is that Obamacare will be a big So What? by 2016.

        1. Sevo   12 years ago

          WIH does that even mean, dipshit?

        2. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          That's because you're a moron, Shriek. There is one Golden Rule to American politics, and that is this:

          If you force the middle class to lower their living standards appreciably for any reason, there will be hell to pay.

          Why the hell do you think SS and Medicare are so politically sensitive?

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Yes, it will be a success. For the Republicans.

      3. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

        I doubt it. The law is too complicated and the individual mandate really pissed people off.

        If you were talking about having a public option, then I could see it becoming popular as people get attached to the entitlement -- but the exchanges are cumbersome and confusing, the law complex, the benefits hard to figure out, the burdens on the employer (and thus, changes to employer-offered health insurance) so onerous, and the implementation problems so manifold, that it is difficult to imagine this ever becoming a political success story -- much less a success in the near term.

        1. Sevo   12 years ago

          "but the exchanges are cumbersome and confusing"

          Are any actually running yet? CA's is 'in process', but the guy running it is off the reservation and scared.

          1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

            They're still in the process of setting up -- badly.

            Somehow these setbacks will translate into huge political success.

        2. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

          Remember, to minds such as these, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, the Ex-Im Bank, the CFTC, the Fed, and even the fucking Post Office are all a great success.

          1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

            SS is very non-complicated, though. It's basically a redistribution scheme with very few bells and whistles. Obviously that is not a good thing for us classical liberals, but it's politically popular *because* it is not complicated and provides a concrete benefit to a particular group.

            I don't see how exchanges and the complicated schemata of Obamacare implementation will be anything but a clusterfuck, both politically and economically.

            1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

              Economically, I couldn't agree more... But politically? I wonder if you can't demagogue and cajole your way to making any clusterfuck politically successful.

              As for your reasoning on Social Security, I cannot agree for the simple reason that the average American does not appreciate how the system works. In fact, many believe that they have a "strongbox," and even more fail to appreciate the Ponzi-insurance nature of the damn thing. However, my main point was simply about what shit-sheened charlatans like MattY think...

              1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

                They have been trying to sell the damn thing for 6 years, now with a drop in support as time has gone by.

                The SS check comes in every month from Magical Free Shit Land. That's simple, even if people don't understand the particulars (like there not being a "lockbox" and the fact that it's just a taxation-redistribution scheme, when it comes down to it).

                Obamacare is complex on many levels, forces people to spend money on something where they otherwise wouldn't, and is changing how their employer-provided healthcare works. Implementation and litigation is gonna be a bitch, and will be a problem for at least until the exchanges are fully armed and operational; maybe longer. Pelosi's statement that we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it was a rare moment of honesty, and here's the thing: you can only spin till the cows come home, when it affects middle class Americans' living standards in a way that they can observe, Americans can be remarkably pragmatic and unsentimental in their politics.

                1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

                  I hope you're right; I just doubt that Americans are even that observant.

                  Causality is what politicians excel at obfuscating...

      4. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        They had to break it to find out how to fix it...

  31. John   12 years ago

    I think the Zimmerman case has produced the greatest retard storm in my life time. I used to think the 2000 election was peak retard. But Zimmerman is blowing it out of the water.

    1. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Just wait for the next retarded thing; it'll be even worse. TEAM OUTRAGE is getting addicted to it. Newtown, then this; they absolutely love it.

      1. John   12 years ago

        This is nuclear compared to Newtown. After Newtown they wanted to ban and confiscate all of the guns. After this they want to end the entire criminal justice system. They actually are advocating for an end to proof beyond a reasonable doubt, the jury system, and the right of self defense.

        1. Joe M   12 years ago

          Yeah, a guy I consider to be pretty smart, but who is very very liberal, got incredibly pissed on FB when I posted that not guilty was the correct verdict because of reasonable doubt.

          He first sneeringly said he was glad I had a law degree to explain why that was the correct verdict, and when I asked him if he thought only lawyers should be on juries, he said that wasn't the worst idea he'd ever heard.

          Then he tried to explain how it was reasonable to disagree with the verdict, even though that's exactly the opposite of the reasonable doubt standard. If you can reasonably disagree, you have to default to not guilty, by definition.

          I think the problem is they're getting this all twisted up into thinking that somehow the jury found Trayvon guilty of something, when he should be presumed innocent.

          1. John   12 years ago

            They are just thinking tribally. Martin is in their tribe and therefore must be right. The rest is just rationalization.

            1. Emmerson Biggins   12 years ago

              well, his people are a uhh ... "protectorate" of his tribe. He wouldn't actually want to be in the same tribe with them. That'd be pretty icky.

        2. Warrren   12 years ago

          Yes, they want the right to lynch defenseless people.

          1. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

            ^^^ This!

            I think their idea is that who the defendant is, what group he is identified with, should be "factored in", somehow, to whether he's guilty or not.

            Reasonable doubt is only for someone in a politically protected group. "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" is for O.J Simpson, but would never fly for Zimmermann.

        3. Episiarch   12 years ago

          And the next thing will be nuclear compared to this. Don't you see the pattern? They're getting addicted to group outrage (more so than before, at least) and their echo-chambers just reinforce it. It's almost as if they love losing the battle because they revel in the outrage more than they would revel in winning. Outrage is perfect for their twisted, hateful personalities, because they get to feel ultra, super righteous. If sweeping gun control had been passed without any fuss right after Newtown, do you think they'd have enjoyed themselves as much?

          The outrage is the point. And now that they're addicted, they are going to look for the next idiotic thing they can get outraged about. And they will demand even more outrageous changes/concessions/whatever, because they're starting to realize that's how you get the best outrage boner.

          This is only going to get worse.

          1. Joe M   12 years ago

            Dude, the best part of being angry is feeling righteous, hands down.

          2. John   12 years ago

            This is only going to get worse.

            Yeah it will. They seem to get their life's meaning and value out of being pissed off. Even if you give them what they want, they will just go find something else to be pissed off about because being pissed off is what gives them a sense of meaning and purpose.

            I wish I could argue with you but I can't. All they know is being pissed off and outraged. They don't even care or bother to think what the effects of getting what they want would be. Getting rid of protections for the accused would be about the worst thing you could do to black people and young black men in particular. But they don't care. All that matters is being pissed off.

            1. Episiarch   12 years ago

              Exactly. That's why what they demand has been getting stupider and stupider; the stupider the demand, the less likely it will be granted, and therefore they will be able to be outraged.

              Pretty soon they're going to demand that the sky become green, since they'll get to be outraged at the universe, and what better outrage is there than that?

              1. Joe M   12 years ago

                What does oxygen have to have eight protons? Who really needs more than seven protons?

              2. NeonCat   12 years ago

                "Like, green is environmentally friendly, man. The sky SHOULD be green."

          3. Warrren   12 years ago

            Holy shit! They're Orcs!

            1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

              Indeed, with Epi's description, I was thinking of John Gardner's description of Grendal, who was an Orc after all and very much angry at the universe.

          4. NeonCat   12 years ago

            Can we hope that they go to rehab for their addiction, then come out and OD on outrage?

            1. Episiarch   12 years ago

              Can you OD on outrage? I doubt it.

              1. NeonCat   12 years ago

                We can hope, can't we?

                1. Episiarch   12 years ago

                  "If your outrage lasts longer than four hours, see a doctor."

      2. John   12 years ago

        And double jeopardy. The retards protesting at the Florida Capitol want the state to be able to try you again after you are acquitted.

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Seriously, do they not get who gets affected most if defendant rights and limits on state action are taken away or diminished?

          1. John   12 years ago

            THey don't care or even think about it. This is one time Episiarch is right. Being outraged and demanding something is the whole point. What they are demanding is immaterial.

            1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

              Let's go with a different burden of proof when guns are involved. Or when the victim is a protected class. Affirmative litigation.

              1. Rich   12 years ago

                Stop giving them ideas!

    2. Gray Ghost   12 years ago

      I think the Zimmerman case has produced the greatest retard storm in my life time.

      Related to that: Opposing sides of Trayvon Martin case plan protests in River Oaks. It looks like the biggest race pimp in SE Texas not occupying a seat in Congress, is trying to organize a protest march through the one of the wealthier sections of Houston. Naturally, there's a counter-protest planned. A previous protest blocked a major highway (SR-288, for those keeping score) with several motorists accosted and no arrests.

      This will end well. I already planned on being out of town this weekend.

      1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        Quanell X is such a racist moron that he makes Sheila Jackson-Lee look like presidential material.

      2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        Past Quanell X:

        "[i]f you feel that you just got to mug somebody because of your hurt and your pain, go to River Oaks and mug you some good white folks. If you're angry that our brother is put to death, don't burn down your own community, give these white folks hell from the womb to the tomb."

        1. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

          And then be outraged because people are "paranoid" about black teenagers, and "obsessed" with self defense.

  32. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    Individuals buying health insurance on their own will see their premiums tumble next year

    What are the odds this tumble will "unexpectedly" not materialize?

    1. John   12 years ago

      It was in the Times Brooks. It must be true.

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        Yep: All the Shit That's Fit to Print.

    2. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

      Oh, premiums will definitely go down. Then, a week later, the estimates will be quietly revised upwards.

      1. Sevo   12 years ago

        He, he, he! Check 24/7

    3. Andrew S.   12 years ago

      No, they'll go down. Not as much as the article says, and it's not an apples to apples comparison, but they'll go down.

      NY doesn't allow for denials based on pre-existing conditions. So insurance for most people on the individual market (most of whom were buying because they were sick) has been overwhelmingly expensive. Now that they can force people who don't want insurance to purchase it, the premiums for those people will go down, because they're going to be subsidized by the young healthy people that are being forced by the government to buy insurance.

      Now, what's going to happen when young people decide it's cheaper to pay the penaltax than it is to buy insurance? That's another story, and it's not factored into that calculation.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        That is a good question.

        It depends on if insurers in the exchange lower premiums to attract those young people.

        1. Brett L   12 years ago

          $95/year in 2014 is probably not worth their time, even for the young and healthy.

        2. Sevo   12 years ago

          "It depends on if insurers in the exchange lower premiums to attract those young people."

          Dipshit, if you could make money doing that, there would be no need for the government to pull a gun.

          1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

            They can make money at that price. That is why they are needed to offset high-cost payors.

            1. Sevo   12 years ago

              Palin's Buttplug| 7.17.13 @ 5:23PM |#
              "They can make money at that price."

              So the insurance companies needed Obozo to point out they were missing a profit center?
              That's amazingly dumb even for you.

            2. Sevo   12 years ago

              Oh, and check J.D.T's dissection of the 'argument' in the article.
              It takes unicorns, that's all.

      2. Sevo   12 years ago

        So some insurance will become cheaper while some will become much more expensive.
        That's a long ways from:
        "Health Plan Cost for New Yorkers Set to Fall 50%"

  33. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    New evidence shows that gold on Earth formed from the collision of exotic stars in space.

    The gold glinting on your wedding band was likely born in a cataclysmic merger of two exceedingly exotic stars, astronomers report Wednesday.

    Dying stars billions of years ago cooked up most of the lighter elements in the universe, the oxygen in the air and calcium of our bones, and blasted it across the cosmos in their final explosive moments. We are stardust, as the singer Joni Mitchell put it.

    But some of the heaviest atoms, including gold, defied this explanation, requiring an even more exotic origin.

    A team led by Harvard astronomer Edo Berger now reports that gold is likely created as an aftereffect of the collision of two "neutron" stars. Neutron stars are themselves the collapsed remains of imploded stars, incredibly dense stellar objects that weigh at least 1.4 times as much as the sun but which are thought to be less than 10 miles wide.

    Great, the stars are just full of goldbug Chirstfags!

    1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

      A second-rate imitation at best.

      1. Outlaw   12 years ago

        People prefer to imitate Dunphy more than they prefer to imitate you. You should be outraged and ashamed.

        1. Marc F Cheney   12 years ago

          Imitations of dunphy are hilarious. Imitations of shriek are just kind of sad.

          That's because dunphy is ludicrous, whereas shriek is just a plain old 'tard.

    2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      I thought supernovae were considered the source for most gold.

      1. NeonCat   12 years ago

        I thought so, too. Of course, I also think that heavier elements than Uranium also occur but all the ones in nature have already degraded/half-lived down to other elements. It would be interesting to know what kinds of really exotic elements colliding neutron stars generate.

  34. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Economics and business correspondent, folks.

    But here's what I don't get: Housing. Investment, you'll recall, includes "residential investment" (i.e. houses) and I don't understand why it would be the case that China is oversatured with residential investment. Now yesterday someone showed me this photo slideshow of the Chinese ghost city of Chenggong and it took me about five minutes to realize that this was actually a different ghost city from the ghost city of Ordos. Whole brand new cities full of vacant buildings certainly seems like good evidence that China is oversatured with residential investment. But why would that be? Is this average Chinese person living in a mansion?

    It'd be pretty tough to end a Matty sentence that starts with "but here's what I don't get" in a way that would be fraudulent.

    1. Irish   12 years ago

      I don't even understand what he's trying to say.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

        Here's the link, if you're really interested in trying to make sense of it: http://www.slate.com/blogs/mon.....igger.html

        1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

          Apparently, the middle class are buying those empty condos for their retirement.

        2. Irish   12 years ago

          His argument seems to be that if there was really overinvestment, the housing would be bigger, instead of just being these little condos.

          But overinvestment has nothing to do with the size or even the amount of something. It has to do with the supply of something outstripping demand.

          The huge ghost towns clearly imply that supply has outstripped demand, so Yglesias' argument is unbelievably stupid.

          1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

            Par for the course, I'm afraid...

    2. MJGreen   12 years ago

      OK, the Aspergers diagnosis is looking very credible. This guy's brain does not work right.

  35. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

    This fauxrage over the Rolling Stone cover seems to be coming from both the right and the left.

  36. Brett L   12 years ago

    If you're going to be a douche to hotel staff at least tip. Douche.

    Also, reporter, its The Woodlands. The. Woodlands. My former stompin' grounds.

    1. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

      You seem to be possessed by the spirit of SugarFree, I'll call a chocolatier and a priest.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

        Better make that two priests and a cleaning crew.

    2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

      I don't know what you are linking to but I bet it is lame and still the most exciting thing to happen in the W in years.

    3. Brett L   12 years ago

      Sonofabitch. try 2.

  37. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

    "What If Manhattan Was Nestled Inside The Grand Canyon:"

    http://media.talkingpointsmemo.....e/1-314134

    1. Paul.   12 years ago

      I guess we could dam it at one end, fill it with water and be done with Nanny McBloomberg once and for all.

      1. Palin's Buttplug   12 years ago

        I knew one of the brighter ones here could come up with a joke.

        1. darius404   12 years ago

          So by your standards, pretty much everyone then.

    2. EDG reppin' LBC   12 years ago

      That was pretty cool. Thanks!

  38. Paul.   12 years ago

    One of the jurors in the George Zimmerman trial told CNN that she wants new laws that would have allowed her to convict him

    I'm not even sure what that means. I want more laws that would allow me to throw every politician currently in office into a very dark hole for 25 years.

    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

      I believe those laws already exist, you just have to catch them breaking them.

  39. A Serious Man   12 years ago

    How apologetically racist is America? Jeopardy accepted the answer "What is the 'War Between the States?' as a name for the Civil War.

    In an episode airing last Thursday, contestants were asked the war in which David Healey's novel "Rebel Train" took place. Ingram buzzed in first and said "What is the War Between the States?" After just a moment of hesitation, host Alex Trebek accepted the answer, noting that he'd been looking for "the Civil War."

    "War Between the States," accepted by Trebek, is the term preferred by many Southerners. As the website for the United Daughters of the Confederacy posits, "the term 'Civil War' is misleading and inexact. The war was not a class struggle, but a sectional combat, having its roots in such complex political, economic, social and psychological elements that it is difficult for historians to agree on all its basic causes." The "War Between the States" terminology, the site explains, is a way to acknowledge the onetime glories of the Confederate States of America, a nation that "levied and collected revenue, enlisted its armies and issued cotton bonds which were accepted in foreign commercial marts. Its navy, though small, fought brilliantly."

    1. John   12 years ago

      War Between the States has been an accepted name forever. It is nothing but a neutral description of the war. God these people are paranoid and try to make up for it by being as stupid as possible.

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        What if she had said, 'War of Northern Aggression'? That she didn't is immaterial, but she could have and that possibility alone calls for preemptive outrage.

        1. Chaucer   12 years ago

          I've always called it The Unpleasantries of the 1860's.

    2. A Serious Man   12 years ago

      Oh, and Alex Trebekc is a Reich-wing Republican.

      And last year, Trebek (who memorably once called a female aspiring rock journalist a "groupie" on-air) told Politico that he opposed current deficit policy: "If you want to tax high earners more, it would be nice if you told us where you are spending the money. If you are going to use our extra taxes to reduce the debt, fine. If you are going to use our extra taxes to finance new programs, whoa, let's slow down a moment." Trebek has also donated to Republican politicians.

      What a radical right-winger!

      1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

        And Canadian, don't forget!

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          Canada needs a good civil war.

          1. Bobarian   12 years ago

            The war of far northern aggression.

    3. Irish   12 years ago

      Civil War and War Between the States means the same thing.

      It's not like they accepted 'War of Northern Aggression.'

      1. Paul.   12 years ago

        That's actually a good retort. That would be a politically tainted answer.

      2. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        Yeah, that's what I was thinking. What's charged about "War between the States?"

      3. darius404   12 years ago

        Or "War of Southern Safety".

        1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

          War of Extreme Gentility?

      4. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

        War of Lincolnian High Tariffs and Central Banking

        1. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

          War of the Slaver's Rebellion

    4. Paul.   12 years ago

      Huh... I'm... I mean, there are a lot of wars that are colloquially given terms other than their official name.

      The Civil War could easily be interpreted as a description of what it was, not a proper noun. A civil war is what we had, and since I guess we've only had one, we call it The Civil War. But it was a war between the states.

      I dunno, the whole thing seems overthought.

      1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

        The War Between the States is probably more accurate, considering that the war aim of the South was independence and not control over the federal government of the time.

    5. Joe M   12 years ago

      Man, we really should break the USA up into three or four smaller countries. West Coast, East Coast, Dirty South, and Mushy Middle.

    6. Outlaw   12 years ago

      Uh, no one down here calls it that. They call it the War of Northern Aggression or the Civil War.

      DANIEL D'ADDARIO is a complete idiot.

    7. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

      Imagine if he had accepted "War of Northern Aggression."

      1. Outlaw   12 years ago

        Salon's level of butthurt would've been off the charts.

        1. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

          Indeed, the only proper term for the event is "The Southern Treachery".

          1. Outlaw   12 years ago

            That works, I suppose. Southern treachery and stupidity.

            I'm partial to the "War Between Tyrants and Slavers."

            1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

              ...but which is which?

              1. Outlaw   12 years ago

                Both are both!

            2. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

              "War Between Tyrants and Slavers."

              That war is still being fought, yo.

            3. Killazontherun   12 years ago

              Outlaw, you hit the bull's eye.

          2. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

            Great Rebellion, or War of the Rebellion

            It's cool because it was the official Northern term, but it also sounds like Star Wars or the civil war in *Firefly.*

      2. Irish   12 years ago

        What's especially unbelievable about this is that Jeopardy will accept any answer if it's obvious that you mean the same thing. War Between the States is an often used term. The writer of the Salon piece even quotes multiple groups using the term.

        It isn't a political move on Jeopardy's part to acknowledge that this is an often used term which means the same thing, and to then give points to the contestant. It WOULD have been a political move if Jeopardy had refused the answer in this case.

        Therefore, Salon isn't actually attacking Jeopardy for being political, they're attacking Jeopardy for being apolitical when the writer would prefer that they pause the show to espouse left-wing talking points.

      3. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

        What is "The Great American Slave Rebellion," Alex?

        1. Mickey Rat   12 years ago

          The Union was fighting rebelling slaves?

    8. Invisible Finger   12 years ago

      Southerners don't call it the War Between The States. They call it the War Of Northern Aggression.

      1. Killazontherun   12 years ago

        I call it what I want to call, The Distraction between The Founding and Now.

    9. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

      that it is difficult for historians to agree on all its basic causes

      "historians"

  40. Paul.   12 years ago

    A republic ? if you can keep it. A poll has one-third of Americans saying the First Amendment goes too far. Last year the number was 13 percent.

    They must be polling more journalists. They hit Slate and Salon this time, didn't they?

  41. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    The Best Example Today of Why Amanda Marcotte's Best Chance of a Meaningful Long-Term Relationship is With a Divorce Lawyer

    While I personally am totally sympathetic to these women's explanations, there's no doubt in my mind that this is crafted in such a way as to provoke anxieties about how feminism is "ruining" women. And it's hard to argue against, because the proposition that people should be warm and loving and open to love is the defense, without pausing to wonder if we'd be more sympathetic to what are clearly "not now" claims about love if they were coming from men.

    [...]

    I saw it. Hell, I did it. It sucks. I'm super glad these young women are saying no to all that.

    [...]

    Seriously, the only people who benefit from all this brow-beating of young women are young men who want to have a girlfriend they can tap for sex and support without offering anything in return. Perhaps that's the point of all this.

    What's the over/under on Amanda going Lorena Bobbitt on her man's member before the end of the Obama Presidency?

    1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

      Link: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201.....oyfriends/

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        You really love to hate that bitch, don't you?

        I, for one, just hate to read her...

        1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          Marcotte has a charming lack of brain-to-keyboard filter that makes it hard to really hate her. She is frivolous entertainment.

          It's only really worth hating those who know better and choose to deceive and dissemble. Mockery, OTOH...

          1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

            This explains your affection for MattY, as well...

    2. Irish   12 years ago

      Will people please stop posting Marcotte? I can handle Yglesias, but Marcotte is on another plane.

      1. Joe M   12 years ago

        Goldwater, TIT, and Coeus seem to get off on it.

      2. jesse.in.mb   12 years ago

        God, Irish, she speaks a little truth to your white male power and you want to just shut her down.

    3. Paul.   12 years ago

      who want to have a girlfriend they can tap for sex and support without offering anything in return

      What does this even mean? Is she saying that Feminism demands marriage, because men are providers of wealth and stability, and sans marriage, the women achieve none of that?

      What happened to the burning-your-bra and casual-uncommitted-sex wing of feminism?

      1. John   12 years ago

        Maybe if Amanda would close her fucking legs and stop putting out for every guy who spouted some feminist dogma, they wouldn't just use her for sex.

        If you want to be "sex positive", then be sex positive. But don't bitch and moan when the men you fuck are just as sex positive and look at you as a good source for a lay. What is exactly is Amanda giving these men beyond sex?

        1. Eduard van Haalen   12 years ago

          Her scintillating intellect?

        2. Bobarian   12 years ago

          A venereal disease?

    4. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

      Sorry, TIT, Marcotte is retarded 90% of the time but not this time. I see very little to argue with in that piece, which, I have to say, you really don't give much idea of from your excerpts. Her main points:

      That presumption is that women's choices exist in a vacuum, and that the only real factor of any importance in their lives is their choices. ...Men are erased from trend stories about women, because the fact that women are often reacting to men's choices makes everyone all uncomfortable, so must be ignored. So, for instance, the woman's decision to "opt out" or "lean out" is portrayed as just one in a lovely buffet of choices, simply the result of an inherent female lack of ambition. The possibility that it's because her husband either made it clear through his actions or outright told her that she will be responsible for the majority of domestic chores is ignored, even though in most cases that's exactly what happened.

      And

      You can only form these wonderful, loving relationships if there are men out there who have that on offer. This simple, basic fact seems impossible for the hand-wringers to acknowledge. ...Girls who buy the line that there's something wrong with them if they don't have or want a boyfriend at that age end up spending a lot of time sitting around a messy college apartment, being ignored by their "boyfriend" while he plays video games with his bros.

      1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

        If college-age men don't want to settle down, why should we expect college-age women to fake-settle-down with them?

        1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          They shouldn't be expected to, but here's the article she's responding to: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07.....html?_r=1&

          Until recently, those who studied the rise of hookup culture had generally assumed that it was driven by men, and that women were reluctant participants, more interested in romance than in casual sexual encounters. But there is an increasing realization that young women are propelling it, too.

          Besides being insipid in a way that only the NY Times style section can manage, I don't see anyone blaming women -- seems to me that the article just isn't sufficiently bitter towards men and women's options as Marcotte would have liked...

          1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

            Yes, well the NYT Styles section is a complete piece of shit, but to present it as though women just get to decide whether or not to marry young is especially retarded.

            As a teenager, Catherine had thought she would wait to get married until her late 20s or early 30s. But her college experiences had made her think that she would rather marry young than throw away a good relationship because it wasn't the right time.

            That might mean having to pass up certain career opportunities, for geographic reasons. But Catherine thought that her peers underestimated how hard it was to find the right person to be with ? as hard, perhaps, as finding the right job.

            "People kind of discount" how "difficult it is to find someone that you even remotely like, let alone really fall for," she said. "And losing that can be just as impractical and harmful to yourself, if not more so, than missing out on a job or something like that. What else do you really have at the end of your life?"

            What about the part where you have to find someone you like and who is also willing to settle down at the same time, when men are kind of, oh I don't know, not super into that?

            1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

              You're stereotyping a bit yourself too Nikki. There are/were plenty of men looking for that like myself and plenty others in the same situation as the women in the article. I observed a decent number of people of both sexes in college sleeping around because it was fun but also wishing they had more.

              1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

                I am stereotyping a bit, but I don't actually think the problem of delayed marriage has to do with men or women per se, but with a wider cultural push to prolong adolescence and education. That said, I think men's behavior is certainly a factor in women's decisions to hook up rather than get into relationships. It only makes sense that it would be; the women aren't acting in a vacuum (and neither are the men).

                1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

                  Yes neither is acting in a vacuum. In my observation most people of both sexes had the same feelings as the woman in the article. The people who were only interested in sleeping around and had no interest at all in relationships were a minority.

            2. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

              I didn't read that far along.

              That excerpt is... dumb. Almost dumb enough to make me apologize for misrepresenting Amanda, if I weren't a vain asshole who never apologizes.

              Almost!

        2. Paul.   12 years ago

          If college-age men don't want to settle down, why should we expect college-age women to fake-settle-down with them?

          Do we? Are you asking a rhetorical question or suggesting that we (the royal we) demand that women settle down with these man-boys?

          Please, help a brother out. I'm thoroughly confrused.

          1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

            It's arguably an implication of the original NYT story Marcotte was responding to that women choose not to marry until their late 20s or early 30s for purely internal reasons rather than because their environment does not support earlier marriage.

            1. Paul.   12 years ago

              Ok, is earlier marriage a desirable goal amongst our educated feministic sisters?

              I mean, I think I get it now. She's offended that someone suggested that women are working exclusively in a vacuum and their late marriages are due to the immaturity of their male counterparts.

              Yes, male counterparts under the age of 35 are less mature than women. But if they weren't, would Amanda Marcotte and the women she... 'represents' (for lack of a better term) desire to be married before the age of 25? I thought late marriage was a signal of an educated, independent society that had a cornucopia of choices before them.

              I guess what I'm trying to say is, I would probably agree that she's right, that women are delaying marriage because college aged males are... well, what college aged males are, hoodie-wearing, flip-flop sporting, cargo short attired boys. Does Marcotte feel that she's missing out on something?

              1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

                Well, it's not clear that she feels like she is missing out, but she does regret the fact that she wasted time in an immature relationship like that and thinks "we" should recognize that it's a smart choice for current college-age women not to do so, and anything "we" take from their hookup culture should take that into account.

                I don't know what she'd say about early marriage vs. late marriage in general.

            2. hotsy totsy   12 years ago

              In other words, the guy has to propose. If the guy doesn't propose, he doesn't want to marry you. He may still want to be married, just not with you.

              Most heterosexual guys will have sex with a girl they find reasonably attractive, and if she lives with him so that he doesn't have to go far to have sex, he'll be up for it. College is perfect for this because they aren't out earning a salary, buying a house, etc.

              What the NYT article asserted was that now women were starting to have that very same "no strings" attitude.

              What Marcotte was responding was a longer version of Chris Rock. "Pussy is expensive. Dick is free!"

        3. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

          But there are plenty of college-age men looking to settle down. They just choose not to or choose the wrong ones. Seems like their own choice.

          1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

            I think "plenty" is either an exaggeration or a factor that varies highly with geography and culture. Of all the people I was friends with in college, exactly two of the men are now married--and neither got engaged until well past 25.

            Of guys I went to high school with, I only know of one who graduated in the top 15% of the class and is now married. And most of the people I know from high school who were worse performers did not marry until well past 25, if they have married yet (it appears most have not).

            I work with a few married guys my age, but I have literally zero married friends other than the two guys I mentioned from college, and I haven't seen them in so long I've never even met their wives.

            1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

              Well it definitely is highly variable. Obviously places like BYU are going to skew way the other way. I think the education standard is a weird one. I'm the only one of my friends from college who is married and we went to a school where everyone was top 15% in highschool and I have plenty of friends cousins and such from the country who are married (and /or have kids). Still I there were plenty of people at my college in long term relationships and looking to settle down.

              Most of my friends were plenty fine in the hook-up culture but also had the same laments as the women in the article. The just found it difficult to find the right women who also wanted to settle down. I guess this kinda goes with Marquette's post but I think she is discounting how much of a two way street it is.

              1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

                Yeah, not a single one of the straight male friends I had in college was in a long-term relationship until later. The two who are now married are the only two who were looking for that, but even so, one of them was doing his own things that would have prevented settling down for many years.

                My parents got married at 19 and I'm the first person in my family to go to college, and I went from thinking "everyone gets married by 25" to "wow, no one in this new peer group is ever going to get married, are they?" And so far I'm just about right.

                1. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

                  I guess my problem with both the original article and Marcotte's follow up is that they only apply to a certain segment of the population. I mean even though the average marriage age has risen it is still 27 for women.

                  All I know is that I'm glad to be out of the dating world and married by 26. I won't discount that I got lucky to meet my wife in college though.

      2. Irish   12 years ago

        I don't care if Marcotte is right in this case. I refuse to read her articles for two reasons:

        1. It sends money to Slate and Rawstory

        2. Even if her argument is reasonable, her run on, totally ungrammatical sentences make my eyes bleed.

        Actually, she's not so much ungrammatical as anti-grammatical. Ungrammatical means you just don't know grammar rules and make mistakes. Marcotte seems to believe that grammar murdered her family and is on some sort of campaign of retribution against the English language itself.

        1. Paul.   12 years ago

          Girls who buy the line that there's something wrong with them if they don't have or want a boyfriend at that age end up spending a lot of time sitting around a messy college apartment, being ignored by their "boyfriend" while he plays video games with his bros.

          Isn't that just another choice on the buffet? I smell a lot of 'victim' coming off of this post.

          1. Paul.   12 years ago

            Not meant to be a reply to Irish.

      3. Paul.   12 years ago

        Men are erased from trend stories about women, because the fact that women are often reacting to men's choices makes everyone all uncomfortable, so must be ignored.

        Huh?

        So, for instance, the woman's decision to "opt out" or "lean out" is portrayed as just one in a lovely buffet of choices, simply the result of an inherent female lack of ambition. The possibility that it's because her husband either made it clear through his actions or outright told her that she will be responsible for the majority of domestic chores is ignored, even though in most cases that's exactly what happened.

        My understanding of nearly every woman who 'opted out' or 'leaned out' had that choice because there was a stream of income, somewhere, some place in her life allowing her to do so.

        For instance, in my buffet of life choices, I wake up every morning wishing I could just get off the fucking merry-go-round... for just a few minutes, then I calculate my stream of income should I make that choice and it would be... let's see, zero, carry the zero... zero.

        Now, I don't begrudge someone who does choose to opt out as being 'unambitious'. For instance, if I could marry an ambitious, high-earning woman who would let me opt out without taking on the majority of the domestic chores, something I currently do 100% of AND earn the fucking living, I'd do it.

        Am I misunderstanding a cental point she's making here?

  42. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

    I have no reason to put this here, other than thinking it was good...

    1. Warrren   12 years ago

      Free Banking is teh bomb, yo. I loves me some intra-bank clearing of privately emitted banknotes.

      1. Warrren   12 years ago

        Hmm, maybe inter-bank is the right word as it was between banks that were separate entities.

        On the other hand the banks all did belong to the clearing system so in that sense it was intra-bank clearing.

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

          Wouldn't that be "intra-house" clearing, though?

          1. Warrren   12 years ago

            Yessss....so inter-bank it is.

    2. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

      Free banking has always fascinated me -- there are so many ideas out there for how it would end up working if it were given the chance.

      I'm a monetarist, but that is only because there is so little context for free banking that I really don't know where I (or anyone else) lands on the issue as a matter of economics.

      1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

        You are allowed to be both a free banker and a monetarist -- quite a few go by the moniker of "market monetarist." However, I respect your caution, particularly if it is Burkean in motivation.

        Moreover, there are several historical examples of it working (incompletely), and those are clustered tightly enough that I am (despite the spectre of historicism) willing to bite the bullet and say that we know roughly how it would end up working.

        1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

          I'm a Burkean in political temperament. Dramatic change is rarely workable or good, IMO. (There are exceptions, of course but most are not known ahead of time.) The Swedish period is the era of free banking that I am most familiar with, and indicates that free banking is fairly stable and works well under at least some parameters. The US examples were... less stable but also workable.

          I am not sure how you would get from A to Z when you have a system like our own, though. The US financial sector is ~9% of GDP, and of course affects the other sectors, as well -- and works on the basis of government-chartered fiat currency and the rules therein.

          1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

            Actually, I don't suspect that getting "from here to there" would be so technically problematic. If you had the political will, you could just go all Friedman on the monetary base while relaxing the regulations on bank-issued currency. After all, most money is already created by banks, so you just make it understood that there would be no more government-issued currency.

            We could also go through the other shit, like phasing out the Fed as lender of last resort, abolishing the primary dealer system, etc., but I don't know if that interests anyone here or is really appropriate for this forum...

            I will say that, if the Swedish period is the touchstone for you, I can understand more reservation. Honestly, the Scottish and Canadian systems are more germain to the case for free banking. As for the American experience, only the Suffolk System really qualifies...

            1. Warrren   12 years ago

              I've read a piece mentioning that banks in parts of the South were more free but no further information was given.

              There are many parts of Free Banking scholarship that I enjoy and one of the best is the comparison of Canada to the US.

              In Canada the banks were mostly left alone and could branch, were not forced to buy sketchy gov't bonds to back their emittances, were not forced to grant special favors to cronies and could expand and contract their currency issue a needed.

              The upshot being that Canada just did not have the type of crises that bedeviled the US.

              And the reason that this is good comparison is that Canada was a largely ag-based economy that was rapidly industrializing and spanned an immense amount of geography just north of the US and was thus subject to many of the same weather issues as the US and were directly tied in to the same trade networks.

              Yet their much less regulated system didn't produce the problems that ours did. So it is a built in refutation of the "oh, you mean 'wildcat banking' yeah that didn't work" argument.

              1. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

                Same culture and similar immigration patterns, as well.

                I haven't really looked into the Canadian system except at the most superficial level (i.e., essay-length articles at LvM Institute). Thanks for the tip.

              2. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

                Warren, I concur with everything you have said except for the bit about the Southern banks. What time period did you have in mind with that claim?

                1. Warrren   12 years ago

                  I don't have a time. It was a a claim made in something I read. No other information was provided.

                  1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

                    In that case, I am going to give a tentative "no."

                    It was the Northeast that had the most liberated banking systems.

                    1. Warrren   12 years ago

                      No, not more free than the Suffolk system, more free than the average bank. Sorry for the confusion.

                      That aside, the Suffolk system is an excellent example of things working well.

  43. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    David Simon can suck a big fat donkey dick.

    1. John   12 years ago

      Fuck him. And that show was massively overrated. It was cop drama. BFD.

      1. Irish   12 years ago

        And that show was massively overrated. It was cop drama.

        Now now. I hate David Simon too, but let's not say something crazy that we'll regret later.

        1. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

          "Omar's comin'!"

          1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

            You come at the king, you best not miss.

            Omar was one of the greatest characters on TV.

        2. darius404   12 years ago

          My criminology class used clips from that show to demonstrate different sociological explanations for crime. He said criminologists love the show for its accurate portrayal of crime.

      2. Zeb   12 years ago

        I normally hate cop dramas and I love The Wire. He must have done something right. Simon does say some incredibly stupid shit, though. A good example of art transcending the artist, I guess. He managed to make a show which makes a good case for libertarian and market solutions for lots of social problems, yet remains a dumb ass commie dickbag.

    2. SIV   12 years ago

      Another Great Liberaltarian Hope (Hollywood division) goes down in flames.

      I hope Reason doesn't lose any cocktail party invites

  44. Enough About Palin   12 years ago

    Eric Holder seems to imagine he is an independent counsel appointed to investigate a private citizen from Florida. The Orlando Sentinel reports:

    1. Pro Libertate   12 years ago

      Hey, we could use something like that for those scandals in DC, couldn't we? As a Floridian, I'll make a deal--Holder can investigate the Zimmerman case to his little heart's content, while I get to name a special prosecutor to take down this fucking corrupt and power-mad government.

    2. Joe M   12 years ago

      It's not like he has anything else important to do.

  45. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

    One of the jurors in the George Zimmerman trial told CNN that she wants new laws that would have allowed her to convict him.

    Reason 8,453,932 that women should not be allowed to vote, be on juries, be judges, or prosecutors. Sorry ladies but it has been downhill ever since you got the vote and that is at least in part attributable to the fact that women, as a group, are much more emotional than rational.

    1. Irish   12 years ago

      Golly, this comment makes me wonder why there aren't more female libertarians.

      1. Warrren   12 years ago

        Speak truth to chowder!

      2. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

        No, it's because we call people like Marshall cunts.

    2. Episiarch   12 years ago

      Collective guilting is a very ugly thing, Marshall. One woman doing (actually, just saying; she actually did the right thing) something emotion driven and stupid doesn't mean all women do.

      1. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

        I added "as a group". Perhaps I am exaggerating a tad....

        1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

          Do you want us to start finding examples of men saying mind-warpingly dumb stuff that is irrational, emotional, and stupid? Some of the fellas upthread mentioned a lil' Sadbeard called Matt Yglesias. Unfortunately that's just the tip of the iceberg. Stupid abounds across genders.

          1. Irish   12 years ago

            I have an example of a man saying mind warpingly dumb stuff!

            Reason 8,453,932 that women should not be allowed to vote, be on juries, be judges, or prosecutors.

          2. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

            Has it, in fact, been demonstrated that MattY is a man?

            1. Bobarian   12 years ago

              Or even homo sapien?

      2. Dagny T.   12 years ago

        It is as retarded as saying men shouldn't be allowed to take care of children or kitties because they are robotic slaves to reason (ahem... you know what to do) who are incapable of emotion.

        I don't know about you, but I do not want to be the one to break the news about the kitties to Warty.

        1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

          But Dagny, he'll respond reasonably! He is a man after all.

          1. Dagny T.   12 years ago

            Is he? Do you have evidential proof, lil' miss irrational? I, for one, could not handle any hard (durr) evidence one way or the other. Send me straight for my fainting couch.

          2. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

            When did I say I was a man? Othering me does not further your argument.

            Since it was not obvious, apparently, I wasn't serious. From a Liberty perspective there is no question about it.

            But a man can dream, can't he?

            1. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

              I meant to say,

              A person can dream. I fucking othered myself.

              1. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

                We were talking about Warty. It's okay to other him.

                1. Joe M   12 years ago

                  Warty is the essence of the Monstrous Other anyway.

                2. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

                  I am not talking about Warty, he scares me. I am not a weak guy but I am skinny. I think he could probably curl me and I am not sure what that would entail but it doesn't sound good.

                  1. Warrren   12 years ago

                    It's not so much the curling it's the spooning that kills you.

                    1. Bobarian   12 years ago

                      By the time the spooning happens, you're already dead.

  46. The Late P Brooks   12 years ago

    I want more laws that would allow me to throw every politician currently in office into a very dark hole for 25 years.

    No, no, no. We must be allowed to hunt and kill them on rainy evenings. I'll even agree to use a 9mm.

    1. Brett L   12 years ago

      No vision enhancements and rainy evenings only.

  47. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

    VA LP is on the local news! WTF is this, a three-way race or sumpin'?

    1. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

      Aaaaannnnd, the reporter used the word "radical" when talk about his education plan.

      1. Joe M   12 years ago

        What's so radical about putting all children into the salt mines?

        1. Irish   12 years ago

          It's radical because he wants to give them flashlights and gloves. True libertarians like myself prefer that the children feel around in total darkness during their salt mine duties.

          1. Archduke Trousersenthusiast   12 years ago

            they probably expect 'breaks' and 'days off' and other such nonsense.

          2. Marshall Gill   12 years ago

            Light, dark, what difference does it make? Don't you only use blind orphans for that kind of dangerous work? You don't want to waste the good ones on something as mundane as mining. Keep the healthy ones in the house for servants and monocle cleaning.

        2. Kaptious Kristen   12 years ago

          How's this for radical - he wants kids to be able to go to - GASP - school! Want more radicalism? He wants them to go to the school of their parents' choice.

          This guy must be stopped at all costs.

          1. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

            And you'd be surprised how much the $500 payment convinces parents to CHOOSE Joe M Tech, the world's leading institute in the field of sodium extraction.

  48. cavalier973   12 years ago

    Mike Huckabee:

    Zimmerman is not a hero. He was a young Hispanic man who believed he was in danger, and used a gun to end what he felt was a threat to his own life. He's going to spend the rest of his life second-guessing his decision to get out of his car that night when he spotted a young man he thought might be part of a crime wave in his neighborhood. And Trayvon Martin is not a hero. He was a young man whose life ended way too soon, maybe because he decided to confront a man he believed was showing him disrespect.

    But if there are no heroes, there are some villains. The media deserve to be excoriated for their role in inventing many parts of the narrative before the facts and evidence were even presented. Thank God the press is not a true "fourth branch of government." They emphasized a race factor because Trayvon Martin was black, but they were blatantly dishonest in not acknowledging that George Zimmerman was Hispanic. The facts in the case, as presented in court under oath, were far different than the heated comments that were spewed by the media and the professional agitators, who called more attention to themselves than they did to the tragedy.

    1. darius404   12 years ago

      This is a pretty fair assessment. I agree with everything he says here. A very classy critique.

      1. PapayaSF   12 years ago

        I agree as well. Huckabee can be rather balanced and sensible at times, as well as quite funny. "Are you one of those Baptists who think only Baptists go to heaven?" he said a woman once asked him. "No, ma'am," Huckabee said. "I don't think all the Baptists are going to make it myself."

  49. Irish   12 years ago

    I don't know how you guys can read stories of ever-increasing statism day after day and yet still have faith that your system will ultimately be triumphant.

    We don't disagree with this aspect of your argument, Merkin. We disagree with the racist parts.

  50. Episiarch   12 years ago

    Shut the fuck up, moron.

  51. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Look, if we buy you a clean copy of Mein Kampf to jizz on will you just go away?

  52. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    My argument can not be separated from race. Race is the center of my argument

    So your argument hinges on a subjective notion that has no actual reality.

    Sounds legit.

  53. Episiarch   12 years ago

    You're not attractive to women because you're a pathetic loser racist piece of shit. That's the reason.

  54. Irish   12 years ago

    Plus, if American sets anything on fire, I think it's more likely to be a cross.

  55. Paul.   12 years ago

    I resemble that remark, Episiarch.

  56. Episiarch   12 years ago

    Come on, Paul; you're no racist.

  57. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    ...Oy.

  58. Irish   12 years ago

    You think Nicole is only slightly better than Shriek?

    Fucking seriously?

    I know she's the worst, but even the worst are several steps above Shriek.

  59. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

    *derp*

  60. Calidissident   12 years ago

    First off, who was this aimed at? Nikki? Episiarch? Second, you calling someone slightly better than Shriek is hilarious

  61. Anonymous Coward   12 years ago

    "Civil war" is not synonymous with "coup d' etat." Like the Latin from which it is drawn, it only means two groups within the same nation-state fighting each other.

    Nice try at that revisionism though.

  62. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

    Gettysburg, PA is part of the south now?

  63. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    +White Hood

  64. Paul.   12 years ago

    Actually, it's so very true I'm no racist. And I should be considering I come from expert, black-belt racist roots, too. Not that clumsy American brand of negro-hating bigotry, but that finely-tuned, erudite form of European racism. That kind of racism that can detect the finer points of inferiority between a Hungarian, a Romanian, a Lithuanian, a Southern Russian, a Slav and a Pole, and don't get started on the Belgians.

    To me, they're all white folks.

    No it was unattractive loser part I identify with in my crushing loneliness. I mean, I troll the threadz looking for Hugh Akston posts.

  65. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Nicole is merely the most terrible person in the world.

    Shriek is the madness in the night.

    Shriek is the smell of the dank despair of death.

    Shriek is the taste of Waffle House at 1 AM.

    Shriek is death to the senses itself.

  66. Paul.   12 years ago

    Don't let that flag touch the ground! These folks is not white! These folks is miscegenated!

  67. Mad Scientist   12 years ago

    Mary, isn't it past your bed time?

  68. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Again, you fucking moron, you're talking about things you have no clue about. Did I say that different groups of people don't exist? Of course not. The science of genetics is still young and were are just learning about haplogroups and genetic clades. The point is, in the human genome there is no definitive marker between "African", "European", "Asian", etc. However, idiots like you insist that the findings of modern biology and medicine be stuffed into categories constructed by an 18th Century German who had a fetish for Armenian girls. That's as stupid as insisting chemists formulate their theories only within the four classical elements of air, fire, water, and earth.

  69. darius404   12 years ago

    Merkin's attempt to fight the alien invaders doesn't go as planned:

    Merkin goes to WAR

  70. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    Belgians?! It's drunken Walloons and moneygrubbing Flemish, you dilettante.

  71. Gozer the Gozerian   12 years ago

    European ethnic and racial slurs are devoutly to be preferred...

    Who doesn't love to throw a good "wop" or "Kraut" out there, now and again?

  72. Paul.   12 years ago

    My mother would have known that.

  73. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Secondly, Human Bio-Perversity cretins like you always go on about genetic difference. Not due to some sort of noble scientific query, of course, because you'd be as interested in the differences between genetic clades in the expression of lactase as you would be with "IQ". The sad thing is that you don't even realize that what you spout is merely cargo cult science. It's junk.

  74. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Take IQ, for the purpose of this discussion I'll bite the bullet as assume that a g-factor exists. Now, as your ilk often crow, IQ is highly inheritable. Of course, being a moron that only half-understands what he is talking about you don't realize that Taylor, Sailer, Rushton, and all the rest of those idiots are playing you for a fool. As Irving Gottesman (of UM) has shown, IQ is 70 percent inheritable, but also that 60 percent of IQ is due to epigenetic factors, like nutrition. Academic flim-flam men like Lynn and Vanhanen conviently leave that part out, not to mention using highly flawed data sets (a methodology which is equal to academic fraud). Indeed, Lynn and Vanhanen's book has it backwards; to accurately reflect what the science says, it should have been titled "Wealth and the IQ of Nations".

  75. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    I'm not a biologist and have never been terribly interested in how race and genetics works in terms of black/not black, but it's always struck me that the racists employing those arguments are themselves rarely on the right side of the bell curve...

    At any rate, it's stupid to reject the T Sowells and W Williams of the world and equally stupid to admire the Flavor Flavs of the world, regardless of their skin color. If racists want to justify doing one or the other, then they should take stock in their mental inventory.

  76. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    But see, you're too fucking stupid to even understand my criticisms. You're just obnoxiously vomiting up half-remembered arguments you've read on VDare. You're not intelligent enough, nor are you educated enough to understand the implications of this study of epigenetic mechanisms in the expression of IQ. The difference between reality and your sense of worth, which is so fragile that your ego bases it upon an accident of birth as opposed to anything you have ever accomplished in your life, causes you such cognitive dissonance that you are psychologically incapable of understanding anything I write about this topic.

  77. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, Flavor Flav is a musical prodigy who plays like 1,000 different instruments, including the french horn.

  78. The Immaculate Trouser   12 years ago

    ...damn. I stand corrected.

  79. Libertymike   12 years ago

    The Rev. Irving Fryar could also play a bevy of instruments.

    He was also pretty good at catching passes from the likes of Steve Grogan and Danny Marino.

  80. Stormy Dragon   12 years ago

    Shriek is a Darkwing Duck dramatic entrance monologue?

  81. Apatheist ?_??   12 years ago

    Shut the fuck up American you just cited craniometry which is one of the most retarded things I've seen on this site.

  82. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    And you continue to show your ignorance. You use words you don't know the meaning of, like "phenotype".

    Again, you're intent on stuffing both genotype and phenotype into outmoded 18th Century models...and you want us to base political policy on this?

    I implore you to stop embarrassing yourself and no longer enter into discussions on topics of which you are ignorant.

  83. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Watch out, Apatheist! American might jump on his velocipede and cycle over to your house for a round of fisticuffs!

  84. darius404   12 years ago

    Merkin's attempt to fight the alien invaders doesn't go as planned:

    Merkin goes to WAR

  85. darius404   12 years ago

    It was aimed at Nikki.

  86. Libertymike   12 years ago

    Are you suggesting that Merkin's ingredients are, "all in balance"?

  87. Calidissident   12 years ago

    I know it's threaded that way, but American has trouble with properly threading comments (yesterday he made a comment on an article, when he meant to post it on one that was posted several hours earlier). I've never seen him really interact with Nikki, while he gets into it with Episiarch a lot, and Epi insults him below. Wouldn't be surprised if American was too stupid to reply in the right place. Or he could have just called Nikki worse than Shriek for no reason

  88. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Post-Mao China has suffered from African-style famine?

    What alternate universe did that happen in? I bet it's the one where Superman and Batman are brothers.

    Again, you display your ignorance of what epigenetics is.

  89. darius404   12 years ago

    Ha! Look downthread.

  90. darius404   12 years ago

    I win and we all lose.

  91. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Obviously there is a racial difference between a British and a Bantu?

    You're conflating "race" which is a social concept, with genetics, which is a scientific discipline. As for actual science, population genetics and cladistics are one way we can meaningfully discuss human difference.

  92. Heroic Mulatto   12 years ago

    Yes, but is Fryar not here to start no trouble and just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle?

  93. darius404   12 years ago

    Nevermind, Merkin was banned again, we all win. He said it was aimed at Nikki though.

  94. darius404   12 years ago

    Wait a minute, where did LibertyMike's comment go? Was HE banned for something? Now I'm confused.

  95. darius404   12 years ago

    Nevermind, wrong part of the thread. LM's still here.

  96. Nikkis enthusiastic dissent   12 years ago

    I missed the admission, but assumed as much since "he" seemed to be replying to me along similar lines elsewhere.

  97. dinkster   12 years ago

    His IQ arguments have already been debunked to shit. It's rinse and repeat time with him.

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