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Married With Children

Officials at Washington's Marysville Middle School suspended Hunter Lance after he pointed his finger at several other students in a hallway and pretended to shoot them. Assistant Superintendent Gail Miller said Lance "frightened some children."

Comments

[Almanian!]

No one NEEDS all ten fingers

[Auric Demonocles]

You can have a pair of gloves with 10 fingers, but you can't put more than 7 fingers in it.

[Fist of Etiquette]

His mother, Rondi Lance, understands the severity of the situation...

And yet she sent her little monster off to school with a loaded finger. A school filled with children. Just thank GOD no one was hurt.

[PS]

Not to mention giving him a name like Hunter. She really ought to have it changed to something like Apple.

[Rich]

Indeed, his name is Hunter *Lance*.

What kind of "parents" doom their child to a lifetime of finger pointing?

Send CPS to the rescue *immediately*!

[Live Free or Diet]

Don't point that thing at me! It has a nail in it!

[Floridian]

Common sense....
Dialogue....
Anyone who doesn't want to cut off the children's fingers hatez the childruns!!!

[Matrix]

Only crazy finger-rights wingnutz are against sensible finger laws. Nobody NEEDS assault fingers!

[Dweebston]

Nobody knew why they called him Hunter "Assault Fingers" Lance, but legend has it...

[Ted S.]

I'm sure the officials' bullying is frightening children, too.

[Spoonman.]

Namely the children in the administration

[Rich]

When I was in school, the boys would occasionally offer up the OK gesture rotated 180^o toward the recipient to indicate "suck it" or "eat me". (FWIW, we, I mean they, called it "the wong".)

Serious question: These days, would that get the giver suspension at least and a sex criminal record at most?

[Dweebston]

Mandatory sensitivity training and an unexpungible note in his permanent file.

[Mainer2]

Assistant Superintendent Gail Miller said Lance "frightened some children."

and the pussification of America continues.

[Bramblyspam]

The heck with frightening some children, he freaked out some administrators!

[Russell]

Meanwhile , in Pyongyang On The Hudson ...