Join Us as Reason Tweets the State of the Union Tomorrow Today at 9 p.m.

Katherine Mangu-Ward | 2.12.2013 2:06 PM

Join Reason staffers as we live tweet Barack Obama's 2013 State of the Union address here at Hit&Run tomorrow, starting at 9 p.m. We'll be offering up a drinking game and other SoTU preview posts throughout the day to get you tasted up.

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Warty 12 years ago

No thanks. I am going to get pinned and choked by sweaty men instead. I guarantee I will have a better time than you.
1. Kaptious Kristen 12 years ago
  
  Will this be live tweeted? With pics?
  1. SugarFree 12 years ago
    
    You don't want to the see the videos. I've never recovered.
    1. Episiarch 12 years ago
      
      Speak for yourself. His manhugging videos are like a sweet nectar.
      1. Warty 12 years ago
        
        Which, coincidentally, is what I smear myself with before I go hug other men.
        
        Episiarch 12 years ago
        
        Go on...
        
        Sudden 12 years ago
        
        Don't wear that damn fez this time. I was unable to fap to it because I found the wearing of the fez to be too culturally insensitive.
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

History in the making? I wouldn't miss it!
Almanian! 12 years ago

Join Us as Reason Tweets the State of the Union Tomorrow at 9 p.m.i

No. I never watch that dreck.

Well - maybe I'll come to H n R for the lulz anyway.
The Late P Brooks 12 years ago

Ummmm, no.
Kaptious Kristen 12 years ago

Y'all don't need to watch the SOTU in order to see thelive Tweets, yaknow. The tweets are actually much more fun if you're not watching.
Groovus Maximus 12 years ago

I'll be sleeping. Or at least an unreasonable facsimile thereof...
Episiarch 12 years ago

PASS
1. sarcasmic 12 years ago
  
  You gonna PUFF PUFF first?
  1. Warty 12 years ago
    
    SEX JOKE
    1. Episiarch 12 years ago
      
      Go on...
Hyperion 12 years ago

I stopped listening to anything Obozo had to say, a long time ago. We all know the script:

We don't have a spending problem!

Tax the evil rich!

More Spending!

Green jerbz!

MOAR SPENDING!
A Serious Man 12 years ago

I'll be working. And I'm going to make sure that the TV in the break room is set to the Cooking Channel whenever I'm back there.
1. Episiarch 12 years ago
  
  What do you work, a service job?!? Are you poor or something?!?
  1. A Serious Man 12 years ago
    
    Yes. (hangs top hat in shame)
    1. Warty 12 years ago
      
      Cheer up, big guy. If it gets too bad, at least you can always shoot up the place and get your face on the news.
    2. Episiarch 12 years ago
      
      Please tell me you're a men's room attendant.
      1. SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        He's a young serious man, leave him alone. Your first job was fisting cattle and you got paid in bull semen.
        
        jesse.in.mb 12 years ago
        
        That sounds so much better than my first job in food service.
        
        Sudden 12 years ago
        
        Given that it was in Washington state, I'm not sure the semen he removed from the cattle actually belonged to bulls.
        
        Episiarch 12 years ago
        
        Don't be absurd, my fisting job was in New York.
        
        Sudden 12 years ago
        
        Your first job was fisting cattle and you got paid in bull semen.
        
        One must also highlight the irony that if Epi's first job was indeed fisting cattle, wouldn't that also classify as "food service"?
        
        SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        And it wasn't even that fancy sorta bull semen, either.
        
        Episiarch 12 years ago
        
        The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.
        
        SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        Familiarity breeds contempt.
        
        $park? 12 years ago
        
        Familialarity breeds retards.
        
        jesse.in.mb 12 years ago
        
        You make a valid point Sudden.
      2. A Serious Man 12 years ago
        
        Grocery store. But on the bright side it gave me a crash course in the stupidity of union shops.
        
        SugarFree 12 years ago
        
        Grocery store.
        
        Oof. Stocking or cashier?
        
        Episiarch 12 years ago
        
        Bag boy, undoubtedly.
        
        A Serious Man 12 years ago
        
        I'm in between bagging and checking in that they have me doing both depending on the schedule.
        
        Sudden 12 years ago
        
        Don't you know anything? You wear the stocking on your head and approach the cashier. That's how it's done.
        
        A Serious Man 12 years ago
        
        I prefer to use a bandanna, cowboy-style.
Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CHILDREN.
1. $park? 12 years ago
  
  A nice char on the outside before popping them in the oven for about 10 minutes.
2. Sudden 12 years ago
  
  Sacrifice them to the community elders. Bingo parlors, indian casinos, and cruise ships must be financed by infants slaving away as baristas with $150,000 outstanding in student loans for their degrees in pre-Columbian Central American Sun God Worship.
3. Art Vandelay 12 years ago
  
  Let's give them all to Bob Menendez.
  1. Fist of Etiquette 12 years ago
    
    YOU GO TOO FAR.
ChrisN 12 years ago

I've heard that Obama is going to formally cut ties with the greens, getting behind fracking and the Keystone pipeline. He's going to announce that public sector unions are no longer a model for the future.

He's to announce a bold new plan to deregulate and slash federal spending with or without the Congress, address the rise of Islamism, and personally repeal Obamacare.

Afterwards, they'll be a photo-op with an 'assault weapon' in one hand, and Ted Nugent in the other both standing on top of a bin Laden doll.

The headline in the Times and Huff Po will read: "Statism: What was I thinking?"
ChrisN 12 years ago

And if you disagree, you're a racist.

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